The Old Order Returns (IC) (MT/FT) (Iron Sky)

[Bearstin]

Interrogation Room
Jerek smiled, "You've got yourself a deal. I'll send you a list of valuable countries to take out soon." He said in an American accent. Over the years Jerek had perfected the American accent as it was one of the fun accents to perfect. The British accent was also a fun one to imitate. Jerek was very good at impersonating people and his accent was VERY convincing. He switched to his British accent, "Should I sabotage some military installations while I'm at it?"

[The Imperial Warglorian Empire]

Interrogation Room
"Gut, such an act would be preferable, however, if you fail, beware, there are no second chances." Landa said. Suddenly, he looked Mason right in the eyes. "Und when you fail......I will be there, slowly slicing into your soul, destroying your sanity, until there's......nothing....left." Landa said in a now very dark voice, with almost glowing red eyes. "AAAAAALLLLLRIGHT! LET'S GO!" Landa said in a very cheerful voice. Mason's and his crew's cuffs were unlocked, and the soldiers in the room escorted them out of the room.

They arrived at the Ironfist, where it was being refuelled, and modified. "Ah, Herr Mason, gut, your ship is full, und we have modified it with objects for this mission, such as this!" The engineer said, flicking a switch. Suddenly, the ship turned invisible. "Our latest cloaking technology! Only extremely high frequency radars will find this thing!" Landa went to Mason and his crew. "Oh, 2 more things, one..." Landa said. Suddenly, 3 soldiers injected needles into the 3 of their arms. "Tracking beacons inside your arms, if you betray us, you will be found." Landa said. The beacons were about the size of baseballs.

"Second, here." Landa said, handing Mason a walkie talkie. "It is a long ranged mobile radio, we have satellites close to Terra, you can contact us via this thing." Landa stood..................suddenly he talked again "Well what are you waiting for? Chop Chop! Terra's not going to fall by itself!"

Pan-European Craft
The commander saw the Iron Cross on the craft. "Cute." He said. Then he signalled them to walk with him, as they escorted them to their base.

New Berlin
"Jawol, soon the world will fall to Der 4th Reich." Himmler said. "At last."

IN 1945, THE NAZIS WENT TO THE MOON

IN 2018, THEY'RE COMING BACK

[Eodor]

USS Enterprise
There was a small patrol of 2 Siegfried Class Cruisers, the Swastika and the Rommel, who were tipped off by a large object close in their sector. Soon, the 2 vessels saw the USS Enterprise, the captain of the Swastika contacted the vessel. "Enemy Terra vessel, this is Weltraumfahrzeug Vessel the Swastika of the 4th Reich, get out of this sector immediately or be shot down." The captain said.

USS Enterprise

"Mister Sulu, lock Phasers on lead vessel. Lieutenant Uhura, open a channel to the lead cruiser."

"Phasers locked in sir."

"Sir, Channel open."

"On screen."

"Attention unidentified vessel. This is the United Star Ship Enterprise. If you fire on us, we will have to use the immense force we have aboard this ship. Captain Pike out."

The Enterprise locked it's Phasers and Torpedoes on the Swastika. Whilst Pike's message was beamed in all languages to the Nazi ships.

[Bearstin]

On Route to Terra
As they were flying towards Terra, Jerek Mason spoke to his crew, "Listen. I don't know what we just got into. But we just need to do as we are told. Crasher, send out a distress signal, say we are astronaughts from a private space company. Snipe, I want you to figure out how invisibility works and maybe even disable the trackers. As for me, well I'll position us right over enemy territory."

[Kinky Bastards]

"Okay... good to know..." Carlos answered Himmler nervously. "So... what happens to me now?"
"You will be tremendously rewarded, señor Huerta!" Generalissima Fernandez exclaimed excitedly. "Now, if you excuse me señores, I have a few things to tend to. ¡Adiós muchachos!" she said, and hung up. She then turned towards her assembled staff and smiled slyly at them. "It's finally time for us to iniate Operación Pancho Villa. You all know what that means. Now, get me the Central American and the Caribbean leaders on the line. I'm confident they will honour our offer of an alliance. Especially Guatemala, if we promise them Belize, and I reckon Castro too might be willing to join us against the gringos, especially if Cuba gets Florida. If some of them refuse, then we shall use force. Costa Rica and Panama doesn't even have a military, so it should be easy. That's the first step, and that's all for now, we shouldn't rush this. Now, get our troops ready, I want a full mobilization."

With that, Mexico began its marsh to war, hand in hand with the Lunar Reich.

[Police state of France]

Main Control Room
OOC: Simply try to make them a bit longer pls.
IC: "Ein am Rudolf Ulster of the SS Communications and Observations Division, this is a restricted line, you Terran scum shouldn't be here?" Ulster said. "Abyssinian eh? Get off this line you damn untermensch, we shall be meeting soon.....when your in a camp!"

Italians
"Jawol, it seems zat we are on even terms, ooh and your poor nation must be the bane of all ze bullies one Terra". Richter said. "Very well, as the Minister of Foreign Relations I will allow establishing of an alliance, now when our glorious crusade force returns back to earth, is there any territorial claims that you request? Or perhaps you would allow us to land in your territory."

Mexicans
"You seem to have many requests! It shall all be granted, und ein understand, jawol, you are allies of Der 4th Reich....und ein think that you will be regaining your territory soon mein freunds!" Himmler said. Soon, another soldiers ran over to Himmler. "Reichsführer Himmler! The expedition is being mobilised! We are returning to earth very soon!" The soldier said.

USS Enterprise
There was a small patrol of 2 Siegfried Class Cruisers, the Swastika and the Rommel, who were tipped off by a large object close in their sector. Soon, the 2 vessels saw the USS Enterprise, the captain of the Swastika contacted the vessel. "Enemy Terra vessel, this is Weltraumfahrzeug Vessel the Swastika of the 4th Reich, get out of this sector immediately or be shot down." The captain said.

Interrogation Room
"Command has seen your usefulness with crime lords und other reports, and so want you to do a mission." Landa said. "Command wants you to scout out earth, see their defences, their weaknesses, etc. The reason why not to send our own? One, because you are more anonymous, und wear clothes that are closer to that of Terra, two, why send in our own scouts that will probably die, when we can send someone else with, i'd like to say, a very nice ship."

"If you survive, then you will be payed 100,000 Reichsmarks und full pardon of all crimes" Landa said. (note, according to sources I've researched, 1 USD in 1938=16 dollars in 2015. And one Reichsmark=4 USD 1938. So one Reichsmark is equal to around $70 in todays money, since inflation hasn't rly effected the Nazis since, u know, moon).

"Yes, we shall soon claim San Marino and Libya and build bases for you there.
You will be allowed to land there.
When will we be able to return to earth?" Said one of the Italians, as the head thingy's...? went back on.
They offered to shake their hands with Frau Richter, approaching her.

[Korhal IVV]

As the Pan-Europeans nervously followed the Nazis to theri base, they had mixed feelings. Fear. Excitement. Anxiety. Gladness that the Iron Cross on their craft and their "Aryan" blood saved ther lives. OH well... We shall see if it really worked...

They stared and gaped at the massive concrete structures they saw. Greyish, and highly futuristic.

[i]"How did you make all these?"[/i]

"I bet a million euros that they've been here since 1945."

"Its so good to be Aryan..."