The Old Order Returns (IC) (MT/FT) (Iron Sky)

[Kinky Bastards]

Carlos followed the moon Nazis in silence. He was very nervous, but at the same time a bit excited. What he saw, what the Nazis had built here the past 80 years, was amazing and terrifying at the same time. That was probably exactly what the architechs had intended, but it still made Carlos feel slightly uneasy. Say what you will about the military junta in his homeland, but at least they had a far more romantic taste. Then again, the moon was only romantic when you saw it from Earth, up here it was just grey rock. Not really something that boosted creativity...

His thoughts were interrupted by the voice of his president through the radio. She was addressing the Nazis. "¡Buenas tardes! My name is Juanita Fernandez, and I'm the president of the United Mexican States. I wish to talk directly to your leader."

[Nova Alleghania]

Galilee
King David was meeting with Prime Minister Binyamin Netanyahu and his senior advisors and strategists. Word has spread like wildfire that the nazis were in fact not gone, but living at away, on the moon. Reports from Europe, North America, Asia and even African space programs have all said they have seen it. According to reports, the nazis had a sizable fleet that could potentially bea threat to Judea, as the maxis may come back to finally erase the Jews from the planet. Already the military was placed at alert level 3, and the skies over major cities are being patrolled by drones.

"Sir, I suggest we collaborate with other nations for a first strike against the lunar fascists. If we can break their fleet, they will not be allowed to attack us and harm any of our great nation. I suggest we meet with officials from Africa as well, as they too may be targeted. "

"I propose we first talk with Abyssinia as they are the only African nation to have seen it. If we both will be targets, we could put together a big effort to destroy the fascists. As well, we should Germany on the line for not knowing about this."

"How the hell could they have no records of millions of people fleeing the earth to land in the moon. Not a single trace left behind. Seems suspicious. Place Germany and the surrounding areas on the watch list Andy monitor their movements."

The meeting continued for a mere 35 minutes, and telegrams were sent out.

To: Germany
I wish to know, how is it that there are no records of the nazis fleeing to the moon. No plans left behind? No one said anything. I need to know if there I should anything, as it may be vital to the future of Judea and its inhabitants.
Much obliged, King David

To: Abyssinia
As fellow major powers in a rather weak part of the world, I propose we stick together as I fear that the Muslim powers may feel empowered by a potential nazi alliance and invade Judea once more. While I am sure we would win against them alone, the nazis could overpower us. They may then move into Africa from the north and work there way down using our lands as a head operation. Please respond soon
King David

[Gyrenaica]

Italians
"Ok, zat last question is completely retarded, if there was no oxygen here I would be suffocating, as you see I'm not wearing a mask." The Officer said. "As for who we are, we are the The 4th Reich, our specific faction is based on the moon, we are the descendants of the glorious 3rd Reich, who had to escape to the moon." "You are currently in our glorious city/fortress, New Berlin, and you are currently in the main barracks, that is in full mobilisation, for we are being invaded by what seems to be the British, that answer your questions?"

"Wait, did you not betray us during the war?" The officer said.

Mexico
"Well, it's gut to see you, from what I heard your nation gloriously fought along side the Reich against the United States of the Americas in both wars." One of the soldiers said. Suddenly, the 2 soldiers locked a private frequency together for a few seconds. "Do we have any racial policy against Latinos?" One soldier said. "Not from what I could see, pretty sure we're cool." The other soldier said. Soon, they talked back to the Mexicans. "We're just returning to base, if you want, I can bring you to mein superiors." One soldier said.

Abyssinia Spaceship
With the massive space battle, a squadron of Me-285s saw the craft. Mistaking it for an enemy aircraft, they began shooting at it.

"Sir, they are shooting at us. What do we do?"

"Get the hell out of here. Fire the engines away, we don't have any weapons on this. This was supposed to be a simple exploratory mission. I'm calling in the head of the program and the the government."

It took a bit, but they're got through to the the ground
"Sir, you're not going to believe it! There is someone living on the moon, and they are firing at us, we are pulling away as fast as we can. But we don't have any-"

The feed was cut as the weapons hit their target, destroying the space ship

on earth
"Now what the hell was that?"
"Sir, there are reports from other space programs that there are nazis on the moon."
"Nazis. You mean the fucking fascists from the 40s? Bullshit."
"Sir, it I see true. This I see coming from respectable nations with exceptional space programs. We believe it is authentic, and as we just saw, it I see apparent they are aggressive."
"I want the president on the line. We need to attack back."

meanwhile, in Addis Adaba
King Nega was enjoying his day, sipping Russian vodka, smoking a Cuban cigar, eating ham. His beautiful wife was taking a dip in the swimming pool. He was having a great day, and his week was about to get a whole lot harder. The phone rang
"What the hell is it? If someone didn't just fucking die, someone is about to!"
"Our rocket Hasmonean been blown out of the sky. No, not a malfunction."
"Bullshit. Who attacked us then? Tell me."
"From what we can gather, we don't know who. But they are situated and based on the moon."
"How? You mean to tell me there's a country out in space that we didn't know about?"
"Well sir, there are reports coming from across the world and their space programs that their are space nazis living on the moon."
"I see, some sick fucking joke. As you know, my brother Ayize is on that rocket. I do not want you joking about him dying."
"Sir, I really wish it was not real. But all three on board are dead. Their ship was hit and transmission ended. Their was an explosion. I'm sorry." The man said while crying.
Nega was shocked. He opened his news feed.
"Oh. My god. This can't be happening."
"What are we to do?"
"Mobilize the space fleet. We are going to kick the fascists ass one more time."
He hung up the phone hoping to resume his day, but he was notified of a message from Judea. He read over the message.

To: Kingdom of Judea
We will smite this evil. We would happily collaborate with you and other nations. I understand you feel your nation may be targeted first, but I do hope you understand I have a duty to defend my nation first then worry about others. Therefore, if the fascists to earth, it will be my duty to keep all Abyssinian troops in Abyssinia ready to fight.

Finally, he could mourn. His wife consoled him.

[The Imperial Warglorian Empire]

Medical Wing
"Listen, about 2 hours ago, multiple space pods, including yours, filled with shock troops ambushed us, now, a ficken space vessel has come out of nowhere, and has sent an invasion force! We want you to tell us everything you know, so we may counter this threat." Bock said.

Italians
"Oh, you must be talking about the spacecraft we blasted out of the sky, also, ja, it's nice for people like you to appreciate our architecture, ja, this was all built by us, at first with concrete, but soon with metal und steel, everything you see before you was man made by the glory of the 4th Reich." Strasse replied.

Mexicans
"Oh, you wish to speak with Führer Koberflitszch?" A man asked. Suddenly, a high ranking officer in a black uniform walked over to him. "Ein am Reichsführer Himmler of the SS, I am Koberflitszches 2nd in command, Koberflitszch is preoccupied, the closest you will get is to talking to me" Himmler said

[Police state of France]

Medical Wing
"Listen, about 2 hours ago, multiple space pods, including yours, filled with shock troops ambushed us, now, a ficken space vessel has come out of nowhere, and has sent an invasion force! We want you to tell us everything you know, so we may counter this threat." Bock said.

Italians
"Oh, you must be talking about the spacecraft we blasted out of the sky, also, ja, it's nice for people like you to appreciate our architecture, ja, this was all built by us, at first with concrete, but soon with metal und steel, everything you see before you was man made by the glory of the 4th Reich." Strasse replied.

Mexicans
"Oh, you wish to speak with Führer Koberflitszch?" A man asked. Suddenly, a high ranking officer in a black uniform walked over to him. "Ein am Reichsführer Himmler of the SS, I am Koberflitszches 2nd in command, Koberflitszch is preoccupied, the closest you will get is to talking to me" Himmler said

Medical Wing

Schreiner walked into the scene, noticing Bock interrogating someone. He just blankly looked, as he grabbed a syringe from his uniform.
"Hey, Bock." he said ((i assume they are equal or Bock is lower in ranks otherwise replace it with Sir). "Ich know a way to make zis bastard talk." He offered to use the syringe on the prisoner, as it contained X-32, a virus that is created to melt skin and at the same time decrease pain resistance.
"Should i?" he asked, as he put on a clean apron.

AT STRASSE

"It isa beautiful" said the leader of the astronauts.
"Wait... this can be a greata opportunity eh?" said another one, still admiring the architecture.
"Do you wisha to form an allience, eh?"

[The Imperial Warglorian Empire]

Medical Wing
"Maybe, I don't know.....I usually like to do unnecessary and smaller torturing before I do the actual truth bringer." Bock said. Griffon stared at Bock with a very.......mistrustful face. "Vat? It's a gut plan! Work's every time!.....Mostly......usually......., ok, it's fun alright? Wouldn't you agree." Bock said. "Very well, you may use it, just leave some for me, I haven't even used the scalpel to slowly slice off his balls, those are mein favorite part."

Strasse
"Zat is non of mein business, if you want to talk of alliance, talk to Fraulein Richter, she's the Foreign Minister." Strasse said, walking by. "If you gentlemen follow me, I will bring you to Richter." Ubershuts said.

A few minutes later
Soon they arrived at an office, with 2 SS Guards by a door labeled "Foreign Ministry Office of Fraulein Helen Von Richter". Soon, they entered the room. "Heil Koberflitszch, Guten Tag Fraulein Richter, we have visitors zat require your expertise." Ubershuts said, raising up his arm. Richter was behind a table, reading some paper while with glasses on, she looked up and stood up with a friendly smile. "Oh, gut, halo, ein am Fraulein Helen Von Richter of the Foreign Ministry, how may ein help you." Richter asked.

[Police state of France]

Medical Wing
"Maybe, I don't know.....I usually like to do unnecessary and smaller torturing before I do the actual truth bringer." Bock said. Griffon stared at Bock with a very.......mistrustful face. "Vat? It's a gut plan! Work's every time!.....Mostly......usually......., ok, it's fun alright? Wouldn't you agree." Bock said. "Very well, you may use it, just leave some for me, I haven't even used the scalpel to slowly slice off his balls, those are mein favorite part."

Strasse
"Zat is non of mein business, if you want to talk of alliance, talk to Fraulein Richter, she's the Foreign Minister." Strasse said, walking by. "If you gentlemen follow me, I will bring you to Richter." Ubershuts said.

A few minutes later
Soon they arrived at an office, with 2 SS Guards by a door labeled "Foreign Ministry Office of Fraulein Helen Von Richter". Soon, they entered the room. "Heil Koberflitszch, Guten Tag Fraulein Richter, we have visitors zat require your expertise." Ubershuts said, raising up his arm. Richter was behind a table, reading some paper while with glasses on, she looked up and stood up with a friendly smile. "Oh, gut, halo, ein am Fraulein Helen Von Richter of the Foreign Ministry, how may ein help you." Richter asked.

Schreiner chuckled, as he stabbed the prisoner with the Syringe.
"Zis shuld werk in about 14 minutes." He handed a radio to the prisoner.
"Call us if yu had enuff." says Schreiner, as he takes his iFegel phone and puts it down to record the prisoner slowly suffer.
"Lets go fur ein drink." Schreiner laughed at the prisoner.

Meanwhile...

The Italians followed Ubershuts, calm but unsure.
They were hoping Helen was not like Strasse.
"We request an allience, frau Richter." said their leader.
The flags with swastikas were seen on their suits.

[Eodor]

Medical Wing
"Maybe, I don't know.....I usually like to do unnecessary and smaller torturing before I do the actual truth bringer." Bock said. Griffon stared at Bock with a very.......mistrustful face. "Vat? It's a gut plan! Work's every time!.....Mostly......usually......., ok, it's fun alright? Wouldn't you agree." Bock said. "Very well, you may use it, just leave some for me, I haven't even used the scalpel to slowly slice off his balls, those are mein favorite part."

Strasse
"Zat is non of mein business, if you want to talk of alliance, talk to Fraulein Richter, she's the Foreign Minister." Strasse said, walking by. "If you gentlemen follow me, I will bring you to Richter." Ubershuts said.

A few minutes later
Soon they arrived at an office, with 2 SS Guards by a door labeled "Foreign Ministry Office of Fraulein Helen Von Richter". Soon, they entered the room. "Heil Koberflitszch, Guten Tag Fraulein Richter, we have visitors zat require your expertise." Ubershuts said, raising up his arm. Richter was behind a table, reading some paper while with glasses on, she looked up and stood up with a friendly smile. "Oh, gut, halo, ein am Fraulein Helen Von Richter of the Foreign Ministry, how may ein help you." Richter asked.

Medical Wing

"You know," Nikasio started, "When McNeil finds out I'm here, he's gonna be pissed. Really pissed. And you don't want to meet Mack pissed off. Trust me, it's in your best interests."

Southern Cross

General Sheppard was looking over the week's recruitment reports. The reports showed a 200% increase in recruitment with a suspected increase of another 200% in the coming month. Soon, UNGDI would have a large enough force to be a counter to the hypothesized Nazi invasion of Earth.

[Kinky Bastards]

Mexicans
"Oh, you wish to speak with Führer Koberflitszch?" A man asked. Suddenly, a high ranking officer in a black uniform walked over to him. "Ein am Reichsführer Himmler of the SS, I am Koberflitszches 2nd in command, Koberflitszch is preoccupied, the closest you will get is to talking to me" Himmler said

"All right señor Himmler, I suppose that will have to do for the moment. Like I said, I'm Generalissima Juanita Fernandez, president of Mexico. I believe we have lot to talk about. But first I would like to ask you something. What are your intentions regarding Earth?"

For the Mexican dictator, this was just like Cinco de Mayo, but for Carlos Huerta it was more like the Day of the Dead. "So I'm just going to sit here like a transmittor, all quiet?" he though to himself. "Feels slightly embarassing..." As he became more and more bored by the second, he began to drum his fingers and whistle.

"Huerta? Cut that out!" Juanita, who got irritated by the sound, ordered him through the radio. This was after all serious business.

He stopped. "Fine, I'll just sit here and look pretty", he thought, and pouted slightly while crossing his arms.

[Gyrenaica]

Outerspace
An Abyssinian satellite is being used to attempt communication with the occupants of the moon bases. The NASP is trying to patch in to the lunar communication system to make contact. (OOC: OP, you can decide if the attempt is successful and we get through to you)

Addis Adaba
Thousands of people across the nation were uneasy. The news of a fascist Reich with space weapons didn't settle very well with the majority black nation. Nor was the news that three men, including the Kings brother, had been killed by these fascists. Hours ago, King Nega announced he would address the nation at midday. Well, now was the time.
King Nega strode out onto the upper patio overlooking the large courtyard where many citizens had gathered.
"People of Abyssinia, and indeed of Africa. Unfortunately, it is true: the nazis are indeed not gone, but in fact sitting nicely in outer space, inhabiting the moon. They have, from photos taken of their facilities and location, a sizable space fleet. One that could be used to harm us, but I will not let that happen. Currently we are trying to make contact with them. We are hopeful that they do not mean any harm, for our sake and for theirs. I do not wish to be the first king to have to fight a war since World War 2, especially one that would be fought in outer space. I ask for all who are religious, to please, pray for peace. Pray for the lives lost and for their loved ones. I too lost someone I love." He choked back tears. "My brother, Ayize, was on the ship that was shot out of the space above their facility. While I would love to tear the fascists to shreds, the safety and protection of our nation and the earth I said more important. If they want to be aggressive, we can be aggressive, however If they are willing to be peaceful, I will not force war upon them. Long live Abyssinia, and God bless her people!"

[The Imperial Warglorian Empire]

Mexicans
"Well, we plan zat, mhm..." Himmler said. "Liberate und cure the planet Terra of the disease known as Democracy, Communism, Der Untermensch, to return the 3rd Reich to it's former glory, and help all the suffering Aryans on the planet, so to help Earth into a glory age under Der 4th Reich!" Suddenly, Himmler whispered. "So basically, reconquer Terra, of course, anyone who shall join us will be rewarded handsomely."

Medical Wing
Wait, he doesn't know what happened to his freunds, does he, this might be an ample situation! Bock said to himself. "Tell me, do you care about your freunds, more then your life?" Bock said with a devilish grin.

Italians
"Jawol? Vell....it is always welcoming to have a new culture join our glorious crusade." Richter said. "So, tell me, what would the benefits of helping your own Reich be? Also, what would you want if we supported you?" Suddenly, the door opened, where a middle aged man walked through the door with an iFegel, along with a few flowers. "Guten Tag, Fraulein Richter, I was wondering If I...." The man said. Suddenly, he saw the Italians, and then proceeded to throw away the the flowers in a trash can very quickly,

"Erm, ein see your busy! Mhm.....vell....ein......uh.....ein am Herr Heinrich Fegelein, the Social und Tech Minister of Der Reich, und owner of Fegel Social Industries, ein see zat ze Italians have finally come." Fegelein said. Suddenly, he's iFegel rang. "Sweet! someone just liked mein latest post on Fegelbook! Wait I have to check zis update." Fegelein said, picking up his iFegel.

iFegel:


Fegelbook logo

[Bearstin]

Skies above Earth
Jerek awoke with a start. He didn't remember falling asleep, all he knew was that his ship was shaking. "God damnit the Hyperdrive!" The hyperdrive was acting and if he didn't hit the heat suppression switch the whole ship would blow up! He hit the switch and they jumped into light speed.

Skies above New Berlin
Jerek watched as New Berlin came into sight. "Son of a-" he started before he choked on his own words realizing that he was caught in a tractor beam. "We're doomed!"

[The Imperial Warglorian Empire]

Quebec Class Ship
Soon, the Commandos were able to pass through the hangar, and were able to find a main computing terminal. Soon, they were able to download most of the ship's data, their main mission was complete. Soon, finding the bridge, and shooting everyone inside, they were able to plant some dynamite onto the main computers, setting it on a 5 minute timer (it maybe advanced, but I don't think computers can survive even dynamite). The commandos were able to then jump out of the ship in time, using jetpacks to allow them to land safely.

Soon, the bridge exploded, and the vessel plummeted down to it's doom.

Moon Battle
With the now demoralised invasion force seeing their transport get destroyed, most of them surrendered. The Moon Reich was victorious that day. But now.....the earth knew of it's presence. Koberflitszch ordered that the invasion was to be committed in 2018: this year. Now, a massive armada of 30 Vessels, and an army of over 3,000,000 Soldiers prepare themselves for invasion.

New Berlin
As Jerek Mason's ship was slowly towed in via tractor beam, a platoon of soldiers aimed their rifles. "JEREK MASON, GET OUT OF ZE SHIP WITH YOUR HANDS UP!" Hagendaz shouted out.

[Bearstin]

New Berlin
Jerek sighed, "Don't fight zem guys,"

"Why not?" Asked snipe, desperately trying to change Jerek's mind.

"They have us in a tractor beam." Jerek said. He walked down the halls of the ship, oh the memories he had from the ship. He walked outside with his hands in the air, and his two companions followed him reluctantly, "We surrender."

[Gyrenaica]

Outerspace
After 17 hours of attempting to communicate, the code was finally right. They had finally patched into the communication network of the lunar nazis. Unfortunately, it was through their loudspeakers through the nazis' facility.
"Greetings moon settlers. Who are you?"

[Police state of France]

Mexicans
"Well, we plan zat, mhm..." Himmler said. "Liberate und cure the planet Terra of the disease known as Democracy, Communism, Der Untermensch, to return the 3rd Reich to it's former glory, and help all the suffering Aryans on the planet, so to help Earth into a glory age under Der 4th Reich!" Suddenly, Himmler whispered. "So basically, reconquer Terra, of course, anyone who shall join us will be rewarded handsomely."

Medical Wing
Wait, he doesn't know what happened to his freunds, does he, this might be an ample situation! Bock said to himself. "Tell me, do you care about your freunds, more then your life?" Bock said with a devilish grin.

Italians
"Jawol? Vell....it is always welcoming to have a new culture join our glorious crusade." Richter said. "So, tell me, what would the benefits of helping your own Reich be? Also, what would you want if we supported you?" Suddenly, the door opened, where a middle aged man walked through the door with an iFegel, along with a few flowers. "Guten Tag, Fraulein Richter, I was wondering If I...." The man said. Suddenly, he saw the Italians, and then proceeded to throw away the the flowers in a trash can very quickly,

"Erm, ein see your busy! Mhm.....vell....ein......uh.....ein am Herr Heinrich Fegelein, the Social und Tech Minister of Der Reich, und owner of Fegel Social Industries, ein see zat ze Italians have finally come." Fegelein said. Suddenly, he's iFegel rang. "Sweet! someone just liked mein latest post on Fegelbook! Wait I have to check zis update." Fegelein said, picking up his iFegel.

iFegel:
(Image)

Fegelbook logo
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Richter

"Our ideologies are the same. The benefits of an alliance for you would be help in every way.
Militaristic, territorial... you name it." explained an astronaut.
"We need no rewards of any kind, because we both share the same ambitions.
Together, we shall rule the world." he says.
"umm, you ripped off the iPhone..."

[The Imperial Warglorian Empire]

Italians
"Hm?" Fegelein said. "Oh, you mean ze iFegel 6H+? Nein, I vould never rip any product zis amazing off, now if you excuse me, I'm going to play Clash of Reich's." Fegelein said. Suddenly, his iFegel rang. "Hallo? Ah, Heinz Jobs!.....Ah, ze Fegelmac Air 2 is nearly completed? Zats great! Want to play Totalin Krieg Roma II later? How about Mount und Blade Kriegband?" Fegelein said on his phone. "Anyways, those do seem very promising, except our ambitions are not ze same, the goal of ze 4th Reich is to spread ze word of peace und prosperity to the now sick war, zat we must cure!" Richter replied (OOC: If you don't get it, propaganda).

Suddenly, another man walked into the room. "Guten Tag, all of you might want to hear zis......we are mobilising for our return to Terra!" The man said.

Main Control Room
Ulster was finally relaxing, when suddenly someone accessed the main radio line to his station, surprising him. "Vat ze hell? HEY! ZIS IS A RESTRICTED LINE! VAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING ON IT, GET OUT!" Ulster said.

New Berlin, Interrogation
Soon, the 3 criminals were arrested, and put in an interrogation room. Interrogating them was one Standartenführer Hans Landa. He slowly walked by the 3 persons, who were tied up, sitting on chairs. "Wulfric Von Buhein, also known as.....Crasher, very subtle name, you attempted to join the SS, but were label as mutated because of your extreme height.....expert in explosives......hangs out in bars.....ah, here it is: assaulted 1 Untersturmführer und 4 of his patrol soldiers during one night in ze bar, zis would lead to about....4 years of hard labour." Landa said in a very smooth voice.

"Lucia Churchill, also known as The Reapess, cute, an expert assassin, has quite a reputation.....according to zis, you've been accused for killing: 7 Untersturmführers, 5 Hauptsturmführers, 3 Sturmbannführer, und 1 Veteran Standartenführer, this would lead to.....execution/20 years of hard labour." Landa said. "Und finally.....Jerek Mason, aka....ze long thought dead Kommandant H. Franzstein, leader of a platoon of ze SS, thought to have been killed in a testing of an advanced phaser turret...that turned out to be...sabatoge"

"Bounty Hunter, smuggler, und disruptor of ze peace, it says here that you have been convicted for sabotaging a top secret weapons test, which lead to the drawback of years of work, plus ze death of several high ranking scientist, including lead scientist at the time: Alfred Einstein. You have also been convicted for ze smuggling of illegal items, such as drugs. You have also been convicted for the killing of crimelords who were allies of ze Reich, including ze deaths of 40 Soldat, und 7 high ranking officers, including.....oooh, zis is interesting" Landa said, snickering.

"One Sturmbannführer Churchill, a sniper in ze 23rd SS Jaeger Battalion, und then faked his death, saying he had cancer, so to operate a concentration station." Landa said. "Overall, it's no exception, it would be death, unless you agree to a certain contract ze Reich has for all of you."

[Police state of France]

Italians
"Hm?" Fegelein said. "Oh, you mean ze iFegel 6H+? Nein, I vould never rip any product zis amazing off, now if you excuse me, I'm going to play Clash of Reich's." Fegelein said. Suddenly, his iFegel rang. "Hallo? Ah, Heinz Jobs!.....Ah, ze Fegelmac Air 2 is nearly completed? Zats great! Want to play Totalin Krieg Roma II later? How about Mount und Blade Kriegband?" Fegelein said on his phone. "Anyways, those do seem very promising, except our ambitions are not ze same, the goal of ze 4th Reich is to spread ze word of peace und prosperity to the now sick war, zat we must cure!" Richter replied (OOC: If you don't get it, propaganda).

Suddenly, another man walked into the room. "Guten Tag, all of you might want to hear zis......we are mobilising for our return to Terra!" The man said.

Main Control Room
Ulster was finally relaxing, when suddenly someone accessed the main radio line to his station, surprising him. "Vat ze hell? HEY! ZIS IS A RESTRICTED LINE! VAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING ON IT, GET OUT!" Ulster said.

New Berlin, Interrogation
Soon, the 3 criminals were arrested, and put in an interrogation room. Interrogating them was one Standartenführer Hans Landa. He slowly walked by the 3 persons, who were tied up, sitting on chairs. "Wulfric Von Buhein, also known as.....Crasher, very subtle name, you attempted to join the SS, but were label as mutated because of your extreme height.....expert in explosives......hangs out in bars.....ah, here it is: assaulted 1 Untersturmführer und 4 of his patrol soldiers during one night in ze bar, zis would lead to about....4 years of hard labour." Landa said in a very smooth voice.

"Lucia Churchill, also known as The Reapess, cute, an expert assassin, has quite a reputation.....according to zis, you've been accused for killing: 7 Untersturmführers, 5 Hauptsturmführers, 3 Sturmbannführer, und 1 Veteran Standartenführer, this would lead to.....execution/20 years of hard labour." Landa said. "Und finally.....Jerek Mason, aka....ze long thought dead Kommandant H. Franzstein, leader of a platoon of ze SS, thought to have been killed in a testing of an advanced phaser turret...that turned out to be...sabatoge"

"Bounty Hunter, smuggler, und disruptor of ze peace, it says here that you have been convicted for sabotaging a top secret weapons test, which lead to the drawback of years of work, plus ze death of several high ranking scientist, including lead scientist at the time: Alfred Einstein. You have also been convicted for ze smuggling of illegal items, such as drugs. You have also been convicted for the killing of crimelords who were allies of ze Reich, including ze deaths of 40 Soldat, und 7 high ranking officers, including.....oooh, zis is interesting" Landa said, snickering.

"One Sturmbannführer Churchill, a sniper in ze 23rd SS Jaeger Battalion, und then faked his death, saying he had cancer, so to operate a concentration station." Landa said. "Overall, it's no exception, it would be death, unless you agree to a certain contract ze Reich has for all of you."

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[Bearstin]

New Berlin
"Contract?" Jerek asked, now intrigued by the direction of the conversation. He had no idea what this contract could be. But they had no other choice, so he added to his question, "What are the terms of this.... contract?"

[Eodor]

Low Earth Orbit, USS Enterprise, Defender Class Cruiser

Captain Pike (Eff you world!!!) activated the ship wide communication system, "attention crew of the Enterprise, Captain Pike commanding. Our mission is simple, confirm the status of the Moon Nazis reported by the Atlas I team. I trust you'll all do your duty to the best of your ability. Pike out."

The Enterprise began to rotate towards the moon. The Warp Nacelles spinning and preparing the Enterprise to go to warp. The Enterprise's Warp Nacelles surged forward, leaving a thin trail of blue dust in their wake.

Orbit of Luna, USS Enterprise

After 1.2 seconds of Warp Speed, the Enterprise dropped from the warp field into upper moon orbit. Captain Pike and his crew looked onto the computer screens and spotted the Nazi moon base.

"Shit."

Captain Pike immediately opened up a channel to Southern Cross, "Reports are confirmed General, sending visual now."

[Kinky Bastards]

Mexicans
"Well, we plan zat, mhm..." Himmler said. "Liberate und cure the planet Terra of the disease known as Democracy, Communism, Der Untermensch, to return the 3rd Reich to it's former glory, and help all the suffering Aryans on the planet, so to help Earth into a glory age under Der 4th Reich!" Suddenly, Himmler whispered. "So basically, reconquer Terra, of course, anyone who shall join us will be rewarded handsomely."

"Hmm... well, the first two things sound pretty good, and if you help us retake northern Mexico, and while we're at it, conquer Central America, and maybe the Caribbean too, then you've got yourself a deal. However, this is an offer of friendship, not servitude. If you in any way try to put yourself above us, then the alliance is off. We're willing to work with you, not under you. So what do you say?"

Juanita smiled. She was already dreaming of croning herself Empress of Greater Mexico. Her father would have been so proud.

Carlos Huerta wasn't listening, or paying attention at all. No one seemed interested in his thoughts anyway, so he decided he'd play some Candy Crush on his phone instead. To his surprise, there was actually Wi-Fi up here. Nice.

[Gyrenaica]

Italians
"Hm?" Fegelein said. "Oh, you mean ze iFegel 6H+? Nein, I vould never rip any product zis amazing off, now if you excuse me, I'm going to play Clash of Reich's." Fegelein said. Suddenly, his iFegel rang. "Hallo? Ah, Heinz Jobs!.....Ah, ze Fegelmac Air 2 is nearly completed? Zats great! Want to play Totalin Krieg Roma II later? How about Mount und Blade Kriegband?" Fegelein said on his phone. "Anyways, those do seem very promising, except our ambitions are not ze same, the goal of ze 4th Reich is to spread ze word of peace und prosperity to the now sick war, zat we must cure!" Richter replied (OOC: If you don't get it, propaganda).

Suddenly, another man walked into the room. "Guten Tag, all of you might want to hear zis......we are mobilising for our return to Terra!" The man said.

Main Control Room
Ulster was finally relaxing, when suddenly someone accessed the main radio line to his station, surprising him. "Vat ze hell? HEY! ZIS IS A RESTRICTED LINE! VAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING ON IT, GET OUT!" Ulster said.

New Berlin, Interrogation
Soon, the 3 criminals were arrested, and put in an interrogation room. Interrogating them was one Standartenführer Hans Landa. He slowly walked by the 3 persons, who were tied up, sitting on chairs. "Wulfric Von Buhein, also known as.....Crasher, very subtle name, you attempted to join the SS, but were label as mutated because of your extreme height.....expert in explosives......hangs out in bars.....ah, here it is: assaulted 1 Untersturmführer und 4 of his patrol soldiers during one night in ze bar, zis would lead to about....4 years of hard labour." Landa said in a very smooth voice.

"Lucia Churchill, also known as The Reapess, cute, an expert assassin, has quite a reputation.....according to zis, you've been accused for killing: 7 Untersturmführers, 5 Hauptsturmführers, 3 Sturmbannführer, und 1 Veteran Standartenführer, this would lead to.....execution/20 years of hard labour." Landa said. "Und finally.....Jerek Mason, aka....ze long thought dead Kommandant H. Franzstein, leader of a platoon of ze SS, thought to have been killed in a testing of an advanced phaser turret...that turned out to be...sabatoge"

"Bounty Hunter, smuggler, und disruptor of ze peace, it says here that you have been convicted for sabotaging a top secret weapons test, which lead to the drawback of years of work, plus ze death of several high ranking scientist, including lead scientist at the time: Alfred Einstein. You have also been convicted for ze smuggling of illegal items, such as drugs. You have also been convicted for the killing of crimelords who were allies of ze Reich, including ze deaths of 40 Soldat, und 7 high ranking officers, including.....oooh, zis is interesting" Landa said, snickering.

"One Sturmbannführer Churchill, a sniper in ze 23rd SS Jaeger Battalion, und then faked his death, saying he had cancer, so to operate a concentration station." Landa said. "Overall, it's no exception, it would be death, unless you agree to a certain contract ze Reich has for all of you."

"Hello there, I am commander Haile Baykedagen of the Abyssinian Armed Forces. Who is it that I am talking to?"

OOC: should we do conversation here, or through tg

[The Imperial Warglorian Empire]

Main Control Room
OOC: Simply try to make them a bit longer pls.
IC: "Ein am Rudolf Ulster of the SS Communications and Observations Division, this is a restricted line, you Terran scum shouldn't be here?" Ulster said. "Abyssinian eh? Get off this line you damn untermensch, we shall be meeting soon.....when your in a camp!"

Italians
"Jawol, it seems zat we are on even terms, ooh and your poor nation must be the bane of all ze bullies one Terra". Richter said. "Very well, as the Minister of Foreign Relations I will allow establishing of an alliance, now when our glorious crusade force returns back to earth, is there any territorial claims that you request? Or perhaps you would allow us to land in your territory."

Mexicans
"You seem to have many requests! It shall all be granted, und ein understand, jawol, you are allies of Der 4th Reich....und ein think that you will be regaining your territory soon mein freunds!" Himmler said. Soon, another soldiers ran over to Himmler. "Reichsführer Himmler! The expedition is being mobilised! We are returning to earth very soon!" The soldier said.

USS Enterprise
There was a small patrol of 2 Siegfried Class Cruisers, the Swastika and the Rommel, who were tipped off by a large object close in their sector. Soon, the 2 vessels saw the USS Enterprise, the captain of the Swastika contacted the vessel. "Enemy Terra vessel, this is Weltraumfahrzeug Vessel the Swastika of the 4th Reich, get out of this sector immediately or be shot down." The captain said.

Interrogation Room
"Command has seen your usefulness with crime lords und other reports, and so want you to do a mission." Landa said. "Command wants you to scout out earth, see their defences, their weaknesses, etc. The reason why not to send our own? One, because you are more anonymous, und wear clothes that are closer to that of Terra, two, why send in our own scouts that will probably die, when we can send someone else with, i'd like to say, a very nice ship."

"If you survive, then you will be payed 100,000 Reichsmarks und full pardon of all crimes" Landa said. (note, according to sources I've researched, 1 USD in 1938=16 dollars in 2015. And one Reichsmark=4 USD 1938. So one Reichsmark is equal to around $70 in todays money, since inflation hasn't rly effected the Nazis since, u know, moon).

[Kinky Bastards]

"¡Bueno!" President Juanita Fernandez said to Reichsführer Himmler. "You're welcome to use Mexican territory for your landings. We'll give you all the help we can, both in space and on Earth."

It was on Earth that Mexico really could help the Nazis. The Mexicans only had two spaceships, El Mariachi and Santa Anna, but the Mexican army, air force, and navy could be of great help, Juanita was sure of it.

At this point, Carlos couldn't keep quiet anymore. "Excuse me, Generalissima, y señores, but does this mean... ¿that we're at war now?"

[Korhal IVV]

Galilee
King David was meeting with Prime Minister Binyamin Netanyahu and his senior advisors and strategists. Word has spread like wildfire that the nazis were in fact not gone, but living at away, on the moon. Reports from Europe, North America, Asia and even African space programs have all said they have seen it. According to reports, the nazis had a sizable fleet that could potentially bea threat to Judea, as the maxis may come back to finally erase the Jews from the planet. Already the military was placed at alert level 3, and the skies over major cities are being patrolled by drones.

"Sir, I suggest we collaborate with other nations for a first strike against the lunar fascists. If we can break their fleet, they will not be allowed to attack us and harm any of our great nation. I suggest we meet with officials from Africa as well, as they too may be targeted. "

"I propose we first talk with Abyssinia as they are the only African nation to have seen it. If we both will be targets, we could put together a big effort to destroy the fascists. As well, we should Germany on the line for not knowing about this."

"How the hell could they have no records of millions of people fleeing the earth to land in the moon. Not a single trace left behind. Seems suspicious. Place Germany and the surrounding areas on the watch list Andy monitor their movements."

The meeting continued for a mere 35 minutes, and telegrams were sent out.

To: Germany
I wish to know, how is it that there are no records of the nazis fleeing to the moon. No plans left behind? No one said anything. I need to know if there I should anything, as it may be vital to the future of Judea and its inhabitants.
Much obliged, King David

To: Abyssinia
As fellow major powers in a rather weak part of the world, I propose we stick together as I fear that the Muslim powers may feel empowered by a potential nazi alliance and invade Judea once more. While I am sure we would win against them alone, the nazis could overpower us. They may then move into Africa from the north and work there way down using our lands as a head operation. Please respond soon
King David

[box]Re: Kingdom of Judea
To answer your question, I must first say this. These are only rumors, but it is said that the Nazis have established a base in Antarctica, and during the final days of World War II, the Allies only found it in utter abandon. No one was there, nothing was left. Only cold and frozen buildings were there for them to see. Germany itself is totally not the place for them to launch space vessels; Allied planes would have intercepted them. Also, our own starship, the Terreur Van de Sterren, has recently returned from the Moon, and reports being attacked by what appears to be space jets and starships with Nazi markings. Our own astronauts have not sent back any response for too long; perhaps they too have been attacked.
Sincerely,
Chancellor Angela Merkel[box]

Berlin
The city of Berlin was uneasy. Not only the knowledge of Nazis with space weapons,but also the fact that their astronauts have not sent back any response to the PESP (Pan-European Space Program) base, as well as seeing the starship, the Terreur Van De Sterren, limping back to the skies of Berlin with ruptured engines and a ripped off gun. Chancellor Angela Merkel issued an emergency meeting along with the rest of the Alliance's leaders, trying hard to discuss what to do about the situation.

"Other nations have seen it. I propose that we make alliance with our neighbours, as well as the United States and all non-Communist nations."

"I don't trust the Americans! I am sure they will ask for something in return, such as oil!"

"Why do you argue all about this, when Soviet Russia is just around the corner?"

"NO! There is no way for the commies to become our allies! NEVER!"

"ENough all of you! I have called this meeting for us discuss possible measures on defeating the Space Nazi threat, as well keeping away suspicion that we have something to do with them somehow escaping to the moon in the first place, especially since Germany is one of our member nations. Now, what I see now is that making an alliance with the West and Asia is the viable option for now; the Soviets are too risky for us. At the mean time, mobilize our interstellar forces. The Terreur Van De Sterren has endured some damage, but we can repair it in no time. The Sternsucher, Focurile Iadului, Jagare, and Oczyszczalnik are to be retrofitted as soon as possible with their intended weapons. In addition, we simply have to avoid giving the Russians ANY reasons to do anything that would threaten us; fighting the Moon Nazis will be hard enough, but fighting the Moon NAzis AND the Soviets will not bid well for us.
Our astronauts have sent back no response, but the Terreur Van De Sterren's captain tells me that he receieved SOS signals from the spacecraft, but by now, the world is preparing for an all out war against the Moon Nazis, so we should redeploy our starships only by the time the rest of the world invades the Moon NAzis. Our astronauts are mostly of what Nazis would think of as "Aryan", so we could hope that they won't be killed. Now, this meeting is closed. "

Lunar Surface
The astronauts aboard the craft quickly got out; Scholer tried to tell them with hand signs that the Nazis won't probably kill those who they consider Aryan, at least in the short term.

"Erhard... Do you think... that they will be nice..?"

Scholer remained silent. For there was no way to tell. After all, the Nazis during WWII would kill traitors.