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[The Knockout Gun Gals]

The current government of Germany is the Bundesrepublik, which is a federal government so West Germany.

At least I won't get arrested for having Red memorabilia. This will save me from the next purges.


Also, duh fuq's a 'covfefe'?

Some kind of word.

[Zanera]

At least I won't get arrested for having Red memorabilia. This will save me from the next purges.


Also, duh fuq's a 'covfefe'?

Some kind of word.

I shall declare Holy War on this word. I am not sure under which religion I will declare Holy War, but the war will be holy, and a war, and it will be against the word 'covfefe'.

[The Olog-Hai]

The current government of Germany is the Bundesrepublik, which is a federal government so West Germany.

At least I won't get arrested for having Red memorabilia. This will save me from the next purges.


Also, duh fuq's a 'covfefe'?

A typo by Trump late at night that some take as a sign of dementia, and mostly overinflated. It's a concern, but even though I consider myself left-wing, the left media in the US made too big of a deal over it. They make a big deal over his every little detail when more important things are happening...

[Shadowwell]

At least I won't get arrested for having Red memorabilia. This will save me from the next purges.


Also, duh fuq's a 'covfefe'?

A typo by Trump late at night that some take as a sign of dementia, and mostly overinflated. It's a concern, but even though I consider myself left-wing, the left media in the US made too big of a deal over it. They make a big deal over his every little detail when more important things are happening...

I gt an Academy rp Olog.....

[TriStates]

At least I won't get arrested for having Red memorabilia. This will save me from the next purges.


Also, duh fuq's a 'covfefe'?

A typo by Trump late at night that some take as a sign of dementia, and mostly overinflated. It's a concern, but even though I consider myself left-wing, the left media in the US made too big of a deal over it. They make a big deal over his every little detail when more important things are happening...

Not a fan either. Even less of a fan of Big Cable news. Can't roll back that idiocy, not after #scoopgate.

[The United Remnants of America]

At least I won't get arrested for having Red memorabilia. This will save me from the next purges.


Also, duh fuq's a 'covfefe'?

A typo by Trump late at night that some take as a sign of dementia, and mostly overinflated. It's a concern, but even though I consider myself left-wing, the left media in the US made too big of a deal over it. They make a big deal over his every little detail when more important things are happening...

I mean, in their defense, Trump said he didn't make a typo.

[The Olog-Hai]

A typo by Trump late at night that some take as a sign of dementia, and mostly overinflated. It's a concern, but even though I consider myself left-wing, the left media in the US made too big of a deal over it. They make a big deal over his every little detail when more important things are happening...

I mean, in their defense, Trump said he didn't make a typo.

Let's be real. It's a typo. But, he could maybe get in trouble for deleting it... records laws and all.

[The United Remnants of America]

I mean, in their defense, Trump said he didn't make a typo.

Let's be real. It's a typo. But, he could maybe get in trouble for deleting it... records laws and all.

He could've just said in his follow-up tweet that it was a typo and then type what he meant to say.

Instead, his follow-up said it wasn't a typo, and the people he meant the tweet for would know what he meant.

[New Grestin]

Let's be real. It's a typo. But, he could maybe get in trouble for deleting it... records laws and all.

He could've just said in his follow-up tweet that it was a typo and then type what he meant to say.

Instead, his follow-up said it wasn't a typo, and the people he meant the tweet for would know what he meant.

I'd like to think it was actually a top secret codesign for the CIA to assassinate someone.

More likely, he just fell asleep on the shitter while he was finishing the tweet.

I don't know which is more depressing.

[Zanera]

He could've just said in his follow-up tweet that it was a typo and then type what he meant to say.

Instead, his follow-up said it wasn't a typo, and the people he meant the tweet for would know what he meant.

I'd like to think it was actually a top secret codesign for the CIA to assassinate someone.

More likely, he just fell asleep on the shitter while he was finishing the tweet.

I don't know which is more depressing.

You're legs will fall asleep if you stay on the toilet too long. Maybe it causes blockages in his veins and his legs end up slowly dying from it until he can get off the toilet and move properly?

[New Grestin]

You're legs will fall asleep if you stay on the toilet too long. Maybe it causes blockages in his veins and his legs end up slowly dying from it until he can get off the toilet and move properly?

Who knows.

All I know is that Trump would have a stroke on Twitter and Spicer would still say "We know what he meant."

Also, UK Snap Election coming up. Comrade Corbyn for the win.

[Zanera]

You're legs will fall asleep if you stay on the toilet too long. Maybe it causes blockages in his veins and his legs end up slowly dying from it until he can get off the toilet and move properly?

Who knows.

All I know is that Trump would have a stroke on Twitter and Spicer would still say "We know what he meant."

Also, UK Snap Election coming up. Comrade Corbyn for the win.

Trump is prolly old enough for a stroke tbh. Seems relatively healthy though, I guess.

[New Grestin]

Trump is prolly old enough for a stroke tbh. Seems relatively healthy though, I guess.

I'm more worried his ass is going to keel over. I mean, shit, I remember when Obama got elected. That man had normal hair.

Now he looks like he's seen a fucking ghost. I can't imagine Trump will fare much better.

[G-Tech Corporation]

Trump is prolly old enough for a stroke tbh. Seems relatively healthy though, I guess.

I'm more worried his ass is going to keel over. I mean, shit, I remember when Obama got elected. That man had normal hair.

Now he looks like he's seen a fucking ghost. I can't imagine Trump will fare much better.

Pence for Pres 2017.

[The Empire of Pretantia]

Trump is prolly old enough for a stroke tbh. Seems relatively healthy though, I guess.

I'm more worried his ass is going to keel over. I mean, shit, I remember when Obama got elected. That man had normal hair.

Now he looks like he's seen a fucking ghost. I can't imagine Trump will fare much better.

That probably has to do with him entering his fifties in the latter half of his presidency.

[The United Remnants of America]

I'm more worried his ass is going to keel over. I mean, shit, I remember when Obama got elected. That man had normal hair.

Now he looks like he's seen a fucking ghost. I can't imagine Trump will fare much better.

That probably has to do with him entering his fifties in the latter half of his presidency.

And the Donald is starting his presidency in his 70s.

[Zanera]

Trump is prolly old enough for a stroke tbh. Seems relatively healthy though, I guess.

I'm more worried his ass is going to keel over. I mean, shit, I remember when Obama got elected. That man had normal hair.

Now he looks like he's seen a fucking ghost. I can't imagine Trump will fare much better.

Running the Executive Branch of the Federal Government of the United States and being the Commander-In-Chief of the armed forces while a country and world of ungrateful muthuhfuckuhs is always judging you probably makes at least one of your hairs turn gray.

I'm more worried his ass is going to keel over. I mean, shit, I remember when Obama got elected. That man had normal hair.

Now he looks like he's seen a fucking ghost. I can't imagine Trump will fare much better.

Pence for Pres 2017.

Mattis for Pres 2017.

[The Empire of Pretantia]

That probably has to do with him entering his fifties in the latter half of his presidency.

And the Donald is starting his presidency in his 70s.

Doesn't he dye his hair?

[Zanera]

And the Donald is starting his presidency in his 70s.

Doesn't he dye his hair?

Trump has hair?

[Anowa]

Doesn't he dye his hair?

Trump has hair?

In the most complex combover ever, yes.

[Parcia]

*Reads title*

*Rides up in Trans am*

Yea, can I get a Christian crusade, preferably aimed at Meca, and with a side of Inquisition, Diet if you have it.
I am a shitposter, this is a shit post, and a (hopefully) Funny one.

[Anowa]

*Reads title*

*Rides up in Trans am*

Yea, can I get a Christian crusade, preferably aimed at Meca, and with a side of Inquisition, Diet if you have it.
I am a shitposter, this is a shit post, and a (hopefully) Funny one.

TFW people confuse Grammatical Holy Wars with Religious Holy Wars.

You fool.

[Parcia]

*Reads title*

*Rides up in Trans am*

Yea, can I get a Christian crusade, preferably aimed at Meca, and with a side of Inquisition, Diet if you have it.
I am a shitposter, this is a shit post, and a (hopefully) Funny one.

TFW people confuse Grammatical Holy Wars with Religious Holy Wars.

You fool.

*Shrugs*
Kek Vult!

[Shadowwell]

This is an idea based off one an rper handed to me when they were about to leave ns at the time.

Basically Napoleon or another similar figure has risen from the dead and seeks to take the world once more. In order to do so he must recover items he and other conquerors held in the past. To combat this other notable figures have risen and formed a team to stop him.

Thoughts?

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A few of you are in rps i have announced this in, but i still feel i should tell you guys. Recently my mother passed away and for a while i may not be able to participate in any rps i am in belonging to or with you guys. Hopefully after this week things might let up.

[Parcia]

This is an idea based off one an rper handed to me when they were about to leave ns at the time.

Basically Napoleon or another similar figure has risen from the dead and seeks to take the world once more. In order to do so he must recover items he and other conquerors held in the past. To combat this other notable figures have risen and formed a team to stop him.

Thoughts?

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A few of you are in rps i have announced this in, but i still feel i should tell you guys. Recently my mother passed away and for a while i may not be able to participate in any rps i am in belonging to or with you guys. Hopefully after this week things might let up.

Stalin approves, go to VIP gulag.