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[Theyra]

Just a thought, how does a faction based zombie rp sound?

[The Empire of Pretantia]

Just a thought, how does a faction based zombie rp sound?

Throw in Fallout and Mad Max and you got my attention.

[The Empire of Pretantia]

Why is the title Attack of the Puppets? My pretties are all CTE.

[Wallenburg]

Lists should be fix'd.

Also, what the fuck why is this so good.

Where did you find this, and where can I get more?

[SaintB]

So a common issue in Elder Scrolls RP's is that people argue over the value of septims all the time. In the same RP you'll have characters trying to pay off a 400 septim debt and another character spending 100 on a meal on a whim. So I did some digging and looking at the prices of things on Skyrim realized they made no sense at all (why can you sell a fucking piece of firewood to a merchant for 2 septims but a lumbermill will pay you 5 gold? How come of head of fucking cabbage costs ten damn septims when you can only get at most 2 for it? Etc.) The same with quest rewards, they level so are useless. So I took a different route with real estate instead. The cheapest home in vanilla skyrim is Breezehome in Windhelm which costs 5,000 septims. In the real world the cost of an average home is about 3 and 2/3 the average salary in any given area. So by using that metric I figured that the average income of someone in Cyrodil is about 1,366 Septims.

Of course most people will either make more or less than that (most of them making less of course) so I think your typical individual in the Elder Scrolls Universe might generously earn 600-800 septims every year and since they need to pay for necessities they obviously keep much less than that.

A rough idea of how much someone would see in a year based on their lifestyle:

Poverty: >200 Beggars, Vagabonds, Poachers, and Bandits
Broke: 200-350 Farm Laborers, Servants, Dock Workers
Poor: 350 - 600 Soldiers, Guards, Sailors, Priests
Typical: 600 - 800 Shop Keepers, Small time Farmers, Bodyguards, Miners
Lower Middle: 800-1,100 Overseers, Prosperous Farmers, Traveling Merchants
Middle: 1,100 - 1,600 Blacksmiths, Store Owners, Legion Officers
Upper Middle: 1,600 - 2,500 Armorers, Jewelers, People with small holdings
Well Off: 2,500 - 5,000 Landowners, Master Craftsmen, Courtiers, Generals, Emissaries, etc.
Wealthy: 5,000 - 8,500 East Empire Company Officials
Rich: 8,500 - 13,000 Low Ranking Nobles
Filthy With Lucre: 13,000+ Jarls, The Emperor, Player Characters

I think the average adventuring character would probably see lower middle or middle class amounts of coin but would probably be broke or poor because of the amount of money they need to spend to stay on the road.

Just some food for thought.

[Vacif]

Huh.....how long did this take you?

[New Grestin]

Wtf did you just expose me to, how did you even stumble across this?

Youtube Mashups, and they get better.

Just a thought, how does a faction based zombie rp sound?

I'd be interested, depending on how far into the apocalypse it is. I'm always up to play villains and post-apocalyptic bandits seem to be my forte in those kinds of RPs.

Why is the title Attack of the Puppets? My pretties are all CTE.

It's the Second Pub, obviously. We burnt down the last one for insurance money.

The Third is obviously going to be Revenge of the Wolof or something.

[SaintB]

Huh.....how long did this take you?

Longer to type than to do the math. It took like 10 minutes ish.

[New Grestin]

Filthy With Lucre: 13,000+ Jarls, The Emperor, Player Characters.

Considering how much murder and destruction a player causes in these games, it's a wonder that Tamriel hasn't fallen into economic depression and/or bolshevism.

Actually, that would be an interesting idea for a story. A semi-serious take on a post-player character RPG world.

[SaintB]

Filthy With Lucre: 13,000+ Jarls, The Emperor, Player Characters.

Considering how much murder and destruction a player causes in these games, it's a wonder that Tamriel hasn't fallen into economic depression and/or bolshevism.

Actually, that would be an interesting idea for a story. A semi-serious take on a post-player character RPG world.

Seriously... player characters fuck things up in a huge way.

[New Grestin]

Seriously... player characters fuck things up in a huge way.

"In other news, investigators are still uncovering new evidence against in the Dragonborn genocide. There are reports of mass-teabaggings, as well as at least 400 decapitated human remains and, according to rumors, at least 58 copies of the Lusty Argonian Maid..."

[Elerian]

Nation Name: Elerian
Interests: Fantasy, Medieval, Modern, Post-Apoc, etc.
Activity Level (How often do you post?): I post when I'm able
What do you hope contribute?: I like to RP, I've RP'd with a lot of you before, and I'd like to contribute to your RP's.
RP Example(s): Fallout: Louisiana Blues
ID CODE: 1887 (DO NOT REMOVE)

[Imperial Idaho]

Wtf did you just expose me to, how did you even stumble across this?

Youtube Mashups, and they get better.

Dammit Grestin I was listening to those on autoplay already.

[Ontorisa]

Nation Name: Elerian
Interests: Fantasy, Medieval, Modern, Post-Apoc, etc.
Activity Level (How often do you post?): I post when I'm able
What do you hope contribute?: I like to RP, I've RP'd with a lot of you before, and I'd like to contribute to your RP's.
RP Example(s): Fallout: Louisiana Blues
ID CODE: 1887 (DO NOT REMOVE)

VOUCH VOUCH VOUCH VOUCH VOUCH VOUCH VOUCH

also what the fuck you didn't reference any of the RPs we did together?

[Elerian]

Nation Name: Elerian
Interests: Fantasy, Medieval, Modern, Post-Apoc, etc.
Activity Level (How often do you post?): I post when I'm able
What do you hope contribute?: I like to RP, I've RP'd with a lot of you before, and I'd like to contribute to your RP's.
RP Example(s): Fallout: Louisiana Blues
ID CODE: 1887 (DO NOT REMOVE)

VOUCH VOUCH VOUCH VOUCH VOUCH VOUCH VOUCH

also what the fuck you didn't reference any of the RPs we did together?

Thanks fam.

I'm 99% sure you were in Louisiana Blues tho?

[Ontorisa]

VOUCH VOUCH VOUCH VOUCH VOUCH VOUCH VOUCH

also what the fuck you didn't reference any of the RPs we did together?

Thanks fam.

I'm 99% sure you were in Louisiana Blues tho?

Yeah but I got better since Louisiana Blues. We've done better than LB I think.

[Elerian]

Thanks fam.

I'm 99% sure you were in Louisiana Blues tho?

Yeah but I got better since Louisiana Blues. We've done better than LB I think.

True . . .

My bad.

[Deramen]

Nation Name: Elerian
Interests: Fantasy, Medieval, Modern, Post-Apoc, etc.
Activity Level (How often do you post?): I post when I'm able
What do you hope contribute?: I like to RP, I've RP'd with a lot of you before, and I'd like to contribute to your RP's.
RP Example(s): Fallout: Louisiana Blues
ID CODE: 1887 (DO NOT REMOVE)

ACCEPTED, Grestin will add you soon.

[Elerian]

Nation Name: Elerian
Interests: Fantasy, Medieval, Modern, Post-Apoc, etc.
Activity Level (How often do you post?): I post when I'm able
What do you hope contribute?: I like to RP, I've RP'd with a lot of you before, and I'd like to contribute to your RP's.
RP Example(s): Fallout: Louisiana Blues
ID CODE: 1887 (DO NOT REMOVE)

ACCEPTED, Grestin will add you soon.

Thanks.

[Tayner]

Thanks fam.

I'm 99% sure you were in Louisiana Blues tho?

Yeah but I got better since Louisiana Blues. We've done better than LB I think.

I've also improved a lot since Louisiana Blues, like, a lot.

I was a noob back then.

[Elerian]

Yeah but I got better since Louisiana Blues. We've done better than LB I think.

I've also improved a lot since Louisiana Blues, like, a lot.

I was a noob back then.

Ayyyyyy!

To be fair I think we were all noobs back then.

[Ontorisa]

I've also improved a lot since Louisiana Blues, like, a lot.

I was a noob back then.

Ayyyyyy!

To be fair I think we were all noobs back then.

Saint and I stayed pretty close since that RP tho. We've been through some shit.

[Elerian]

Ayyyyyy!

To be fair I think we were all noobs back then.

Saint and I stayed pretty close since that RP tho. We've been through some shit.

What's it been? Like two years since that RP?

[Ontorisa]

Saint and I stayed pretty close since that RP tho. We've been through some shit.

What's it been? Like two years since that RP?

Yeah, seems like it.

[Tayner]

I've also improved a lot since Louisiana Blues, like, a lot.

I was a noob back then.

Ayyyyyy!

To be fair I think we were all noobs back then.

I mean, like, I had 20 posts to my name and that was my second Character RP. But yeah, I think we've all gotten better over the years.

Man, the nostalgia I fell. And the regret for triggering that one guy.