In the Cafe
After Glitch's story, the twins were staring shocked at Glitch. His story seemed too amazing to be with the Minnesota Infinites. However, Ed was still focusing on one word Glitch had said. Wisconsin. Could it be? Did Glitch cause the twins to find the Minnesota Infinites. Nah; couldn't have. Aesculapius noticed the word Wisconsin too, but he only thought that it was the author telling them to go next.
"So, where would we start, Aesculapius?"
"As far back as it's important, I'll say."
"Would you like me to speak, or would you like to?"
"You can tell them, I'll interrupt sometimes when you get it wrong. It'll also give me time to eat this food."
"Okay then. It all started back when we were five. We lived near a small town in Wisconsin. That one Thursday is the first either of us can remember our powers manifesting. Well, we probably had our powers since birth, but it's hard to remember way back then. When we were five, though, Aesculapius here turned invisible."
"No, I wasn't invisible, a random coconut palm just appeared in the middle of our living room."
"Oh yeah. Invisible was later. We, being five-year olds, thought that this was the product of superpowers. Back then our favorite hero in Infinites Comics was Plant-Man. We thought Plant-Man was in our house. As it turned out, he wasn't. Plant-Man was still with the Canadian Infinites. After the palm tree, we had incidents every other week, until art class. I folded a paper airplane and threw it at the other kid, but it turned around and started firing missiles at us. We started to think that we were superheroes. There were just a bunch of random things happening until senior year of high school. We were on the circus team, as the ticket-takers. We decided to take a walk in the woods instead of going to practice. Later we found out that the entire rest of the team, the trapezeist, Luigi; the strongman, Poindexter; and the human cannonball, Henry; had launched themselves out of a cannon, straight up. The newspapers said that they never came back down. Aesculapius, you take over."
"Okay," he said, quickly swallowing his food. "You might be wondering what we were doing in the woods. Well, we just went exploring, like we usually do,
and we found something a little different than usual. We found a large, smoking pit filled with alien spaceship wreckage. I remember walking to the pit, middle foot first, and searching for anything we could sell on E-bay. We found a couple things; loose things, medical instruments, part of the engine, and an alien spork. We still have that spork."
and we found something a little different than usual. We found a large, smoking pit filled with alien spaceship wreckage. I remember walking to the pit, middle foot first, and searching for anything we could sell on E-bay. We found a couple things; loose things, medical instruments, part of the engine, and an alien spork. We still have that spork."
"I think I still have the other stuff in here somewhere."
"We knew we had to go to Minnesota, cuz of the spork. You want to continue?"
Ed had been eating Aesculapius' food, so he was a little startled, but managed to get out a "yeah." "So, we got to Orient a couple weeks after y'all defeated French Man the first time. You guys remember the Can-Can fight? Yeah? Well, we were in that. That's about everything."
Captain Calculator, looking confused asked, "That's almost everything, but where did you two get the suit of armor and the medieval weapons?"
"Oh yeah. That game of Epicball we played, y'all remember that? Well, you didn't notice when we disappeared for a short while. Aesculapius transported us to a medieval, magical land. When we got there, our supersuit was torn up by the pine trees. We needed some armor. The local villagers thought that we were wizards who had had a magical thing go wrong, so they treated us with respect, I think. We continued superheroing over there, fighting bandits, rabbles, invading armies, giant eagles, trolls, villagers, and the other version of Mr. Big, Drubnok'lagnoch'chllllwo'aolagh'sdfisils'kdj'f'oisd'jfoisjfsok'jflkjlg'jdksjgdjfotg'jfoeiwjfofje'k'l'd's'c'n'b'v'o'djfgjrepofjof'egjowddnfoswdf'oiwhjfo. I don't really remember how we got back here, but it was just in time for more Epicball."
As with Glitch's story, the rest of the Infinites looked a little startled. Maybe they were still recovering from Glitch's story, though.
Florida Man
Still Dying From All of That Stuff That Happened on the 45th Floor of the Zeke Enterprises Building
Yeah, Tell us your story, Dolor. Owwww. When will the next Florida Man show up?"