The Infinites:The Lamest Heroes -Comedy, Supers - OOC/Closed

[Zjaum]

...and TAKE OVER THE TRI-STATE AREA!

Name the reference.

I had no idea it was a Doof reference even though I love Doof. I used to watch the Animated Adventures of Larryboy, so he might also have a few "Dance with me Lampy" references. Though I might have him have a Mannequin he keeps talking to. "Dance with me, Manny!"

...YOU READ LARRYBOY BOOKS?! OH, MY GOSH, I LOVED THOSE BOOKS AS A KID!

[Zjaum]

Trust me or not, but I didn't even have to look that up to get the reference. I looked it up after the post just to make sure, though.

So, you're an Awful Alvin fan, and not a Greta von Gruesome fan? Eh, I liked the eggs book, and it had both of them...

[Talchyon]

Name: Erik Schmizendorf
Codename: Professor Monologue
Age: 40
Sex: Male
Appearance:
Erik is a hunched over, skinny man. He has black hair and wears a white lab coat.
Biography: Erik's history is very sad. He lived on a farm in his homeland in a small island that both Germany and Norway feuded over. Hence, it was either Gerway or Normany. Sadly, the scarecrow on the farm was repossessed because his father could not afford to pay the "Scarecrow Tax." So, his father dressed him up as a scarecrow and forced him to keep the crows away.

All the while, he watched his sister, Gretel, please her parents. She always impressed them with everything she did while he failed at everything he did, and thus disappointing them. When he finally realized that life was out to get him, he decided to conquer part of the world. Not just any part though. He wanted to take over . . . the Tri-State Area! But then another villain sued for copyright infringement. So now, he is out to take over . . . Minnesota!
Powers:

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Describe your abilities:
I'm a genius with anators. Inators are copyrighted.
Why did you turn to crime: When I finally realized that life was against me.
Why did you further become a supervillain: To take over Minnesota!
How do you feel about the Infinites: Meh. They're okay, but they break all my anators.
What's your end goal: TO TAKE OVER THE TRI-STATE-sorry about that. I forgot about the lawsuit. TO TAKE OVER MINNESOTA!
You've captured the hero/heroine, what happens now: Let's see. I go down my checklist. Lull the hero to sleep with a ridiculous monologue, talk about my evil plan, talk about the backstory that led me to this moment, and make the popcorn while I wait for my plan to come into full fruition.
Do you plan out your monologues or do they just sort of happen: Yes. I even have the entry way of the hero planned.
Let's hear a sample of your evil laugh (the noise you'd make when your plan is succeeding): High-pitched German laughter
Let's hear a sample of your evil roar (the noise you make when your plan is failing): Curse you *insert hero name* ! You think you're all that, but you're not!
Any lines you won't cross: Any line that violates the agreement for me not to take over the Tri-State Area.
Would you prefer an archenemy, or would you rather just drift around from rogues gallery to rogues gallery: I need an archenemy. Archenemies complete me.

Accepted. Welcome to the Infinites! I can assign him an archenemy if you'd like.

Ok, so we have kind of a running gag here, more or less. And that is, your character has been with the villains the entire time of this RP (which is currently on week 3 IC). You were there from post #1. You just, never said anything. Or were practicing your monologues in a corner somewhere, and not speaking to the group as a whole. So you've been at all the villain meetings. You've fought in any and all of the villain fights. You just were awfully quiet...

Right now, the villains are in the process of robbing a grocery store for food, so they can use it to lure the heroes to the Zeke Industries skyscraper. Why are they trying to lure the heroes? Because the mysterious Mr. Big, who the villains have not actually met, but have gotten holographic projections and emails from, told them to. Oh, and he's supposed to be paying them $250,000 (was supposed to be a million, but the general incompetence of the villains let that number drop).

Have fun, and welcome!

-Talc

[The Central Shadow Nation]

I am....




AALLLLLIIIIIVEEEEE

[Osnil Returns]

I had no idea it was a Doof reference even though I love Doof. I used to watch the Animated Adventures of Larryboy, so he might also have a few "Dance with me Lampy" references. Though I might have him have a Mannequin he keeps talking to. "Dance with me, Manny!"

...YOU READ LARRYBOY BOOKS?! OH, MY GOSH, I LOVED THOSE BOOKS AS A KID!

I still read, watch, and enjoy those.

Name: Erik Schmizendorf
Codename: Professor Monologue
Age: 40
Sex: Male
Appearance:
Erik is a hunched over, skinny man. He has black hair and wears a white lab coat.
Biography: Erik's history is very sad. He lived on a farm in his homeland in a small island that both Germany and Norway feuded over. Hence, it was either Gerway or Normany. Sadly, the scarecrow on the farm was repossessed because his father could not afford to pay the "Scarecrow Tax." So, his father dressed him up as a scarecrow and forced him to keep the crows away.

All the while, he watched his sister, Gretel, please her parents. She always impressed them with everything she did while he failed at everything he did, and thus disappointing them. When he finally realized that life was out to get him, he decided to conquer part of the world. Not just any part though. He wanted to take over . . . the Tri-State Area! But then another villain sued for copyright infringement. So now, he is out to take over . . . Minnesota!
Powers:

---

Describe your abilities:
I'm a genius with anators. Inators are copyrighted.
Why did you turn to crime: When I finally realized that life was against me.
Why did you further become a supervillain: To take over Minnesota!
How do you feel about the Infinites: Meh. They're okay, but they break all my anators.
What's your end goal: TO TAKE OVER THE TRI-STATE-sorry about that. I forgot about the lawsuit. TO TAKE OVER MINNESOTA!
You've captured the hero/heroine, what happens now: Let's see. I go down my checklist. Lull the hero to sleep with a ridiculous monologue, talk about my evil plan, talk about the backstory that led me to this moment, and make the popcorn while I wait for my plan to come into full fruition.
Do you plan out your monologues or do they just sort of happen: Yes. I even have the entry way of the hero planned.
Let's hear a sample of your evil laugh (the noise you'd make when your plan is succeeding): High-pitched German laughter
Let's hear a sample of your evil roar (the noise you make when your plan is failing): Curse you *insert hero name* ! You think you're all that, but you're not!
Any lines you won't cross: Any line that violates the agreement for me not to take over the Tri-State Area.
Would you prefer an archenemy, or would you rather just drift around from rogues gallery to rogues gallery: I need an archenemy. Archenemies complete me.

Accepted. Welcome to the Infinites! I can assign him an archenemy if you'd like.

Ok, so we have kind of a running gag here, more or less. And that is, your character has been with the villains the entire time of this RP (which is currently on week 3 IC). You were there from post #1. You just, never said anything. Or were practicing your monologues in a corner somewhere, and not speaking to the group as a whole. So you've been at all the villain meetings. You've fought in any and all of the villain fights. You just were awfully quiet...

Right now, the villains are in the process of robbing a grocery store for food, so they can use it to lure the heroes to the Zeke Industries skyscraper. Why are they trying to lure the heroes? Because the mysterious Mr. Big, who the villains have not actually met, but have gotten holographic projections and emails from, told them to. Oh, and he's supposed to be paying them $250,000 (was supposed to be a million, but the general incompetence of the villains let that number drop).

Have fun, and welcome!

-Talc

Do you have any semiaquatic mammals for him to get beaten up by? And I think it would be funny for his mother to not know he's a villain (just like Dr. Drakken) and have the occasional screw-up because his mother is around. Even though she' wouldn't be surprised.

Trust me or not, but I didn't even have to look that up to get the reference. I looked it up after the post just to make sure, though.

So, you're an Awful Alvin fan, and not a Greta von Gruesome fan? Eh, I liked the eggs book, and it had both of them...

Actually, I loved both. But Awful Alvin is much more fun. Greta von Gruesome was just discount Doctor Doom. My personal favorite was the Alchemist in Leggo my Ego. "MOOOOOOOOOM! I was going to say that part!"

[Talchyon]

Accepted. Welcome to the Infinites! I can assign him an archenemy if you'd like.

-Talc

Do you have any semiaquatic mammals for him to get beaten up by? And I think it would be funny for his mother to not know he's a villain (just like Dr. Drakken) and have the occasional screw-up because his mother is around. Even though she' wouldn't be surprised.

Not that I know of right now. Hmm. We do have a set of Siamese twins however...

That's fine if you want to use his mother as an NPC character.



You know? We generally like our characters in this RP to be more originals and less copies of existing characters from various tv shows... Just so you're aware...

[Osnil Returns]

Do you have any semiaquatic mammals for him to get beaten up by? And I think it would be funny for his mother to not know he's a villain (just like Dr. Drakken) and have the occasional screw-up because his mother is around. Even though she' wouldn't be surprised.

Not that I know of right now. Hmm. We do have a set of Siamese twins however...

That's fine if you want to use his mother as an NPC character.



You know? We generally like our characters in this RP to be more originals and less copies of existing characters from various tv shows... Just so you're aware...

Okay-I'll do my best to make him different. I changed my mind about his mother. It'd be better for him to have a wife that doesn't know. I may also have him have a stupid assistant or intern.

Okay. So what do I need to do with him?

[Talchyon]

Not that I know of right now. Hmm. We do have a set of Siamese twins however...

That's fine if you want to use his mother as an NPC character.



You know? We generally like our characters in this RP to be more originals and less copies of existing characters from various tv shows... Just so you're aware...

Okay-I'll do my best to make him different. I changed my mind about his mother. It'd be better for him to have a wife that doesn't know. I may also have him have a stupid assistant or intern.

Okay. So what do I need to do with him?

Make him your own. Creativity and originality go a long way toward making humor.

[Osnil Returns]

Okay-I'll do my best to make him different. I changed my mind about his mother. It'd be better for him to have a wife that doesn't know. I may also have him have a stupid assistant or intern.

Okay. So what do I need to do with him?

Make him your own. Creativity and originality go a long way toward making humor.

I already have a running joke in mind where he has an offshore bank account filled with money the Russians gave him for selling them an Electionhackator. His wife keeps finding it and buys expensive toys.

I also have an idea for a hero based off of baked goods.

[Talchyon]

Make him your own. Creativity and originality go a long way toward making humor.

I already have a running joke in mind where he has an offshore bank account filled with money the Russians gave him for selling them an Electionhackator. His wife keeps finding it and buys expensive toys.

I also have an idea for a hero based off of baked goods.

Nice! If you want a baked goods hero, I'd be interested in seeing him. Maybe write a few posts with your accepted guy and get him established first.

[Osnil Returns]

I already have a running joke in mind where he has an offshore bank account filled with money the Russians gave him for selling them an Electionhackator. His wife keeps finding it and buys expensive toys.

I also have an idea for a hero based off of baked goods.

Nice! If you want a baked goods hero, I'd be interested in seeing him. Maybe write a few posts with your accepted guy and get him established first.

Cool. So, how are they going to steal the food? Have you planned that yet?

[Talchyon]

Nice! If you want a baked goods hero, I'd be interested in seeing him. Maybe write a few posts with your accepted guy and get him established first.

Cool. So, how are they going to steal the food? Have you planned that yet?

You know what? This part of the story is all sandbox. Whatever you guys think. I haven't planned any of this. I'm just enjoying the ride.

What I do have planned, however, is what happens if and when the villains lure the heroes to Zeke Enterprises. Just so you guys all know. But I wouldn't expect the store manager and the one police officer in Orient to put up a stop to the robbery. And I also wouldn't expect any of the national guard who are in town giving medicines out, to be available to stop them either.

I'm willing to allow creative and artistic licenses as to how all this food can be transported to Zeke Enterprises. Just like somehow, all the villains could fit in Saucyman's car or Jason Dolar's car at the same time. Bah. Physics. These standard laws of physics don't concern me! Ha ha.

Just have fun trying to get it all there. Humor makes anything work in this RP.

[Osnil Returns]

Cool. So, how are they going to steal the food? Have you planned that yet?

You know what? This part of the story is all sandbox. Whatever you guys think. I haven't planned any of this. I'm just enjoying the ride.

What I do have planned, however, is what happens if and when the villains lure the heroes to Zeke Enterprises. Just so you guys all know. But I wouldn't expect the store manager and the one police officer in Orient to put up a stop to the robbery. And I also wouldn't expect any of the national guard who are in town giving medicines out, to be available to stop them either.

I'm willing to allow creative and artistic licenses as to how all this food can be transported to Zeke Enterprises. Just like somehow, all the villains could fit in Saucyman's car or Jason Dolar's car at the same time. Bah. Physics. These standard laws of physics don't concern me! Ha ha.

Just have fun trying to get it all there. Humor makes anything work in this RP.

It'd be funny if Monologue started a riot on the other end of town while everyone else is robbing the store. He could hack Pokémon Go to make everyone think a rare Pokémon is on that side of town.

[The Central Shadow Nation]

That sauce hero should be called Captain Condiment.

[Talchyon]

That sauce hero should be called Captain Condiment.

My mistake. I was using "Saucyman" as a friendly term of affection, because I like the guy. He's funny.

[The Central Shadow Nation]

That sauce hero should be called Captain Condiment.

My mistake. I was using "Saucyman" as a friendly term of affection, because I like the guy. He's funny.

No, thats not what the guys name is. But the player who named him and roleplays him should've called him Captain Condiment.

[Talchyon]

My mistake. I was using "Saucyman" as a friendly term of affection, because I like the guy. He's funny.

No, thats not what the guys name is. But the player who named him and roleplays him should've called him Captain Condiment.

Looking back at the original app, I find that he did use "Saucy Man" even if it was used by local law enforcement.
See right here.

[The Central Shadow Nation]

No, thats not what the guys name is. But the player who named him and roleplays him should've called him Captain Condiment.

Looking back at the original app, I find that he did use "Saucy Man" even if it was used by local law enforcement.
See right here.

I know that. But Captain Condiment has a better ring to it.

[Osnil Returns]

What should I do in my post?

[Talchyon]

What should I do in my post?

Dr. Monologue could find one of the store employees and test out his monologue...

[Osnil Returns]

What should I do in my post?

Dr. Monologue could find one of the store employees and test out his monologue...

Prepare for the funniest monlogue you have ever heard. I've come up with another hilarous gag where just before he says "Evil Monologue" the DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUN music plays.

[Osnil Returns]

Hopefully, that was a good intro post. THough we never actually got to the . . . DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUN. . . EVIL MONOLOGUE!

[Talchyon]

Hopefully, that was a good intro post. THough we never actually got to the . . . DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUN. . . EVIL MONOLOGUE!

Nice! I like the ending. Wait. This is my wife's shopping list!


Maybe a nice running gag could be that just as the DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUN music comes on, someone interrupts him, or he loses his speech, or something happens so he's not quite able to deliver the monologue as he hopes for. And I don't know, maybe you throw in bits and pieces from the last time, so if one were to read all of your posts one after the other, he actually might be able to read the whole monologue. It would just have a lot of other character discussions and posts in the meantime...

[Osnil Returns]

Hopefully, that was a good intro post. THough we never actually got to the . . . DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUN. . . EVIL MONOLOGUE!

Nice! I like the ending. Wait. This is my wife's shopping list!


Maybe a nice running gag could be that just as the DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUN music comes on, someone interrupts him, or he loses his speech, or something happens so he's not quite able to deliver the monologue as he hopes for. And I don't know, maybe you throw in bits and pieces from the last time, so if one were to read all of your posts one after the other, he actually might be able to read the whole monologue. It would just have a lot of other character discussions and posts in the meantime...

Actually that would be funny. I also want him to mix up some of his monologues, just like he did with the well, well well. And hopefully you got the pun. It ain't comedy without puns.

[The Last Abode of Pando]

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