The Infinites:The Lamest Heroes -Comedy, Supers - OOC/Closed

[The Irish County of the Beare-Mor]

These sound good. Go make the one app and clean up the other.

Give me until tommorrow. The duo's interactions are going to be "You're stupid." "No you're stupid!" to "Let's go show these supers how stupid they are!" "...With a chicken suit? Really? Isn't that the opposite of inconspicuous?" "Inconspicuous, incon-shmick-uous! If you enjoy what you do, you'll never work a day in your life!" "...Fine, let's get this over with." "Oh! Do the thing! *Waves hand in front of confused PC/NPC* These aren't the droids you're looking for..." "I can't do psychic!"

Seems like there will be ample time for me to shoot fluffy white kittens at them.

[Danceria]

Give me until tommorrow. The duo's interactions are going to be "You're stupid." "No you're stupid!" to "Let's go show these supers how stupid they are!" "...With a chicken suit? Really? Isn't that the opposite of inconspicuous?" "Inconspicuous, incon-shmick-uous! If you enjoy what you do, you'll never work a day in your life!" "...Fine, let's get this over with." "Oh! Do the thing! *Waves hand in front of confused PC/NPC* These aren't the droids you're looking for..." "I can't do psychic!"

Seems like there will be ample time for me to shoot fluffy white kittens at them.

*Pomf* *Angry cat noises* "Agh! Get this @#$^%-ing thing off of me!" *pomf* *sound of a cat sleeping, while attached to someone's face* "*muffled* I thought I was able to be random..."

*Ragdoll lives up to his name as he attempts to remove kitten from premise, and Phantasos is unsure what just happened and what to do*

[The Irish County of the Beare-Mor]

Seems like there will be ample time for me to shoot fluffy white kittens at them.

*Pomf* *Angry cat noises* "Agh! Get this @#$^%-ing thing off of me!" *pomf* *sound of a cat sleeping, while attached to someone's face* "*muffled* I thought I was able to be random..."

*Ragdoll lives up to his name as he attempts to remove kitten from premise, and Phantasos is unsure what just happened and what to do*

How I will exactly use the kittens won't be revealed until the IC.

Although, there might be alot of noise near my character.

[Talchyon]

These sound good. Go make the one app and clean up the other.

Give me until tommorrow. The duo's interactions are going to be "You're stupid." "No you're stupid!" to "Let's go show these supers how stupid they are!" "...With a chicken suit? Really? Isn't that the opposite of inconspicuous?" "Inconspicuous, incon-shmick-uous! If you enjoy what you do, you'll never work a day in your life!" "...Fine, let's get this over with." "Oh! Do the thing! *Waves hand in front of confused PC/NPC* These aren't the droids you're looking for..." "I can't do psychic!"

Nice.

(By the way, just as a general heads up, watch the profanity, not that you have any here, but you did earlier. That is one of the rules here - no profanity. It challenges us to be better writers to express ourselves without having to resort to shock-value).

[The Land of the Golden Blobfish]

ns stahp doing ths

plz

[The Irish County of the Beare-Mor]

ns stahp doing ths

plz

What did ns do?

[Aghrabia]

I guess I'll rejoin this, but with a different character.

How does complete and utter Unpredictability and 4th Wall Breaking sound?

[The Last Abode of Pando]

I guess I'll rejoin this, but with a different character.

How does complete and utter Unpredictability and 4th Wall Breaking sound?

Does your character have an alien spork also?

[Aghrabia]

I guess I'll rejoin this, but with a different character.

How does complete and utter Unpredictability and 4th Wall Breaking sound?

Does your character have an alien spork also?

No, but he is a blatant rip-off (and I know what you're thinking, it's not Deadpool; I had to change the powers because the original power was too OP).

[Talchyon]

I guess I'll rejoin this, but with a different character.

How does complete and utter Unpredictability and 4th Wall Breaking sound?

Very interesting, with lots of comedic potential!

[The first Galactic Republic]

I'm thinking of having a guy with split personality disorder with each personality having different abilities. Also the personalities he's not currently using for lack of a better term appear to him as
hallucinations. Also he's a real estate agent.

[Aghrabia]

I guess I'll rejoin this, but with a different character.

How does complete and utter Unpredictability and 4th Wall Breaking sound?

Very interesting, with lots of comedic potential!

I'm just wondering, is Captain Asshole a suitable name? I just wanted to ask because a lot of people have different definitions of what constitutes as "swearing".

[Talchyon]

Very interesting, with lots of comedic potential!

I'm just wondering, is Captain Asshole a suitable name? I just wanted to ask because a lot of people have different definitions of what constitutes as "swearing".

No.

[Talchyon]

I'm thinking of having a guy with split personality disorder with each personality having different abilities. Also the personalities he's not currently using for lack of a better term appear to him as
hallucinations. Also he's a real estate agent.

Sounds intriguing!

[The Land of the Golden Blobfish]

idk if theres a forum rule against that so ill repost this after i check that out

[Aghrabia]

I'm just wondering, is Captain Asshole a suitable name? I just wanted to ask because a lot of people have different definitions of what constitutes as "swearing".

No.

Oh, OK. Back to the drawing board then.

[Danceria]

No.

Oh, OK. Back to the drawing board then.

Captain Cranky?

[Aghrabia]

Oh, OK. Back to the drawing board then.

Captain Cranky?

Nah, Captain Predictable.

[Talchyon]

Captain Cranky?

Nah, Captain Predictable.

Captain Predictable sounds like our kind of name...

[Aghrabia]

Nah, Captain Predictable.

Captain Predictable sounds like our kind of name...

You gotcha.

[Talchyon]

So, I'm waiting on a few apps (Captain Predictable, Ragdoll & Phantasos, and then First Galactic Republic's character)... and then I should be ready to start IC!

Let's just say, that I think we will be off to a hilarious start.



Any new apps, you're certainly welcome to join, too!

[Sphinxatopd]

No need to fear! Captain Andorra is here!


Name: Juan Galasgo
Codename: Captain Andorra
Age: 31
Sex: Male
Appearance: A 6'1 Hispanic man with black eyes and hair. His most prominent feature is his ridiculously greasy mustache. His costume is basically a primary colored spandex suit. Very Ugly.
Bio: As all Europeans know, every country needs to have a cheap ripoff of an American super hero. So, when the tiny country of Andorra found a secret Spanish-French military base from WWII, they jumped on the opportunity to have a real hero like all the big countries. They tested thousands of applicants, until they found a man who perfectly represented the honor and morals they wanted to display. He went in a normal man, and came out a gold medalist Olympian. He could run really fast and far, he can jump high and he can play chess pretty well. Unfortunately, he wouldn't stop thinking about morals and a synapse in his brain melted, so he occasionally has delusions of grandeur. He was a fun novelty for a while, until he got annoying with his rants on who unmoral the country was and the subsequent apologies. The leaders cooked up a plan and sent out of the country as a diplomatic embassy to the U.S, knowing he'd never be noticed. He then some how got put on an infinite team.
Powers: Enhanced everything, but not that much.

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(Things in parentheses are OOC. The rest of this is IC. A form for your character to answer.)

Describe your abilities: I am slightly better than the normal Human!
Why did you become a superhero: To protect justice and morals and the honor of Andorra!
What are your goals for the future: To make Andorra the greatest and best known nation in the world! And you know, get an action figure and cereal line.
(Why is this character with the Minnesota Infinites. In other words, why do they kind of suck?): No one knows where Andorra is. And he's kinda obnoxious.
How would you describe your talents?: I can run, jump and deflect things! I am really good at physical activities.
(What about your character's talents make them a D-lister?) Again, not exactly great to be called slightly better than the normal human.
What are your strengths?: I am apparently he embodiment of virtue, or so I'm told.
What are your weaknesses?: Apparently, I have delusional stints.
(Any other flaws? Maladjusted personality? Social issues? Unmarketable aspects?): Delsuional-y annoying, and the mustache, the mustache!
Why should you if given the opportunity be allowed to advance in the Infinites?: I was sent to meet with the leader of this fine country, and I am very reasonable. My temperament is my best trait!
(Why does the press hate or ignore you?): Where. Is. Andorra?!?


And should I rewrite the app for my villains too?

[Talchyon]

No need to fear! Captain Andorra is here!


Name: Juan Galasgo
Codename: Captain Andorra
Age: 31
Sex: Male
Appearance: A 6'1 Hispanic man with black eyes and hair. His most prominent feature is his ridiculously greasy mustache. His costume is basically a primary colored spandex suit. Very Ugly.
Bio: As all Europeans know, every country needs to have a cheap ripoff of an American super hero. So, when the tiny country of Andorra found a secret Spanish-French military base from WWII, they jumped on the opportunity to have a real hero like all the big countries. They tested thousands of applicants, until they found a man who perfectly represented the honor and morals they wanted to display. He went in a normal man, and came out a gold medalist Olympian. He could run really fast and far, he can jump high and he can play chess pretty well. Unfortunately, he wouldn't stop thinking about morals and a synapse in his brain melted, so he occasionally has delusions of grandeur. He was a fun novelty for a while, until he got annoying with his rants on who unmoral the country was and the subsequent apologies. The leaders cooked up a plan and sent out of the country as a diplomatic embassy to the U.S, knowing he'd never be noticed. He then some how got put on an infinite team.
Powers: Enhanced everything, but not that much.

---

(Things in parentheses are OOC. The rest of this is IC. A form for your character to answer.)

Describe your abilities: I am slightly better than the normal Human!
Why did you become a superhero: To protect justice and morals and the honor of Andorra!
What are your goals for the future: To make Andorra the greatest and best known nation in the world! And you know, get an action figure and cereal line.
(Why is this character with the Minnesota Infinites. In other words, why do they kind of suck?): No one knows where Andorra is. And he's kinda obnoxious.
How would you describe your talents?: I can run, jump and deflect things! I am really good at physical activities.
(What about your character's talents make them a D-lister?) Again, not exactly great to be called slightly better than the normal human.
What are your strengths?: I am apparently he embodiment of virtue, or so I'm told.
What are your weaknesses?: Apparently, I have delusional stints.
(Any other flaws? Maladjusted personality? Social issues? Unmarketable aspects?): Delsuional-y annoying, and the mustache, the mustache!
Why should you if given the opportunity be allowed to advance in the Infinites?: I was sent to meet with the leader of this fine country, and I am very reasonable. My temperament is my best trait!
(Why does the press hate or ignore you?): Where. Is. Andorra?!?


And should I rewrite the app for my villains too?

Hey! Captain Andorra's back! Where's your wooden shield? That's pretty iconic. The app is accepted, by the way.


As for villain apps, since I don't remember who they were, why don't you resubmit them, too.

[Sphinxatopd]

No need to fear! Captain Andorra is here!


Name: Juan Galasgo
Codename: Captain Andorra
Age: 31
Sex: Male
Appearance: A 6'1 Hispanic man with black eyes and hair. His most prominent feature is his ridiculously greasy mustache. His costume is basically a primary colored spandex suit. Very Ugly.
Bio: As all Europeans know, every country needs to have a cheap ripoff of an American super hero. So, when the tiny country of Andorra found a secret Spanish-French military base from WWII, they jumped on the opportunity to have a real hero like all the big countries. They tested thousands of applicants, until they found a man who perfectly represented the honor and morals they wanted to display. He went in a normal man, and came out a gold medalist Olympian. He could run really fast and far, he can jump high and he can play chess pretty well. He needed a weapon, but due to the low funding, they just gave him a wooden shield. Unfortunately, he wouldn't stop thinking about morals and a synapse in his brain melted, so he occasionally has delusions of grandeur. He was a fun novelty for a while, until he got annoying with his rants on who unmoral the country was and the subsequent apologies. The leaders cooked up a plan and sent out of the country as a diplomatic embassy to the U.S, knowing he'd never be noticed. He then some how got put on an infinite team.
Powers: Enhanced everything, but not that much.

---

(Things in parentheses are OOC. The rest of this is IC. A form for your character to answer.)

Describe your abilities: I am slightly better than the normal Human!
Why did you become a superhero: To protect justice and morals and the honor of Andorra!
What are your goals for the future: To make Andorra the greatest and best known nation in the world! And you know, get an action figure and cereal line.
(Why is this character with the Minnesota Infinites. In other words, why do they kind of suck?): No one knows where Andorra is. And he's kinda obnoxious.
How would you describe your talents?: I can run, jump and deflect things! I am really good at physical activities.
(What about your character's talents make them a D-lister?) Again, not exactly great to be called slightly better than the normal human.
What are your strengths?: I am apparently he embodiment of virtue, or so I'm told.
What are your weaknesses?: Apparently, I have delusional stints.
(Any other flaws? Maladjusted personality? Social issues? Unmarketable aspects?): Delsuional-y annoying, and the mustache, the mustache!
Why should you if given the opportunity be allowed to advance in the Infinites?: I was sent to meet with the leader of this fine country, and I am very reasonable. My temperament is my best trait!
(Why does the press hate or ignore you?): Where. Is. Andorra?!?


And should I rewrite the app for my villains too?

Hey! Captain Andorra's back! Where's your wooden shield? That's pretty iconic. The app is accepted, by the way.


As for villain apps, since I don't remember who they were, why don't you resubmit them, too.

Thanks for reminding me, just edited it in.
I'll add in my villains tomorrow maybe.
And maybe another hero as a treat.

[Talchyon]

Hey! Captain Andorra's back! Where's your wooden shield? That's pretty iconic. The app is accepted, by the way.


As for villain apps, since I don't remember who they were, why don't you resubmit them, too.

Thanks for reminding me, just edited it in.
I'll add in my villains tomorrow maybe.
And maybe another hero as a treat.

Oooh!