The Infinites:The Lamest Heroes -Comedy, Supers - OOC/Closed

[The Central Shadow Nation]

I might make a new hero. Country Croc. Not the butter, but a country singing crocodile with a magical guitar.

He's been hit with the starter hero gag, but hes been hibernating the whole time because on his first day with the Infinites he forgot his guitar (which keeps him warm) in the car. (rhymes) Finally someone found the guitar, noticed his initials on the side, and returned it to him.

[Talchyon]

I might make a new hero. Country Croc. Not the butter, but a country singing crocodile with a magical guitar.

He's been hit with the starter hero gag, but hes been hibernating the whole time because on his first day with the Infinites he forgot his guitar (which keeps him warm) in the car. (rhymes) Finally someone found the guitar, noticed his initials on the side, and returned it to him.

I can't wait to see the app.

[The Assorted Saharan Outposts]

I almost want to make another person who's main thing is just that he makes things either ten degrees hotter or colder than they originally are.

[The Central Shadow Nation]

Name: Heeeeeghhhg (Given to him by his mother)
Codename: Country 'CC' Croc
Age: Unknown
Sex: Male
Appearance: A large bipedal American crocodile. him and his clothes and his hat
Bio: Country Croc was born in Florida over a decade ago. Country Croc lived a normal Crocodile life. Country Croc ate fish. Country Croc ate birds. But Country Croc always fet as though he needed more in his life... One day Country Croc was swimming down his hometown of Salty Stream when he came across a plain plain country guitar. However this wasn't plain, atleast not from the outside. It even had is initials, oddly. When CC latched it in his jaws he immediately turned bipedal. A suit appeared and a hat floated down from the sky, landing softly on CC's head. The day was late and the sun was setting, and CC felt something inside him. He uploaded a recording of him singing (think johnny cash) and playing his guitar on soundcloud and was invited to a interview in Louisiana. After saying goodbye to his Salty Stream family, who he no longer understood verbally (or vise versa) CC departed to New Orleans. Once arriving to the theater, the judges screamed and called the police. CC fleed and entered a state of depression, not knowing why he was rejected on sight.

For a few months CC lived on a small sea island in the Caribbean, trying to piece his life back together and find out how to use his new talents (even though he actually didn't know his other talents at that time). As he was thinking and strumming on his guitar he saw someone getting mugged. The reptilian sprung into action and instinctively smashed his guitar into the criminal. He cringed as he did it, preparing for the guitar to break...but it didn't! The criminal stood up and CC heard something in his head...he had to play a certain tune, and thats what he did. At once a beer bottle appeared and flew right at the crook, shattering over his head. CC played another tune and the dazed crook broke out dancing before eventually fainting. CC then played the guitar some more on the shoreline, hearing voices every so often about what the guitar could do. It could summon anything country, he could make people dance, and he could play some darn good tunes.

It had been another day, and CC was strumming that very guitar when a though popped into his head. Crocodiles were hated by many because they killed humans and that was the reason he couldn't achieve greatness on the stage. But he could still redeem his reptilian race by serving the public! Country Croc went to every team of infinites on the east coast before going into the midwest. He had been to 45 states and 102 cities/towns before arriving in Orient, Minnesota, where he was finally accepted into the organization. Unfortunately the only thing that regulated his body in those temperatures, his guitar, was left in his car when he went out to grab groceries. Now emerging from his deep hibernation, CC and his guitar are here to help the public!
Powers:
CC's powers are a beautiful Johnny Cash voice and he is great at playing a guitar, if that counts. But his real powers lie in his guitar.

No one knows its origin but the guitar can summon anything country: Shotglasses, bibles, beer, women (How?), etc. It also has the power to make people dance if the certain tune is played.

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Describe your abilities: *Crocodile noises* Just kiddin'. I ain't speak Crock anymore. My abilties? I got one heck of a bite, I'm a great swimmer, and I have a nice voice or so I'm told.

My guitar has the hand of god. Poof and something appears. If I play the right notes on the guitar, stuff can happen and the tunes can make people dance to my music.
Why did you become a superhero: It just happened, y'know...I just wanted to make the world better for all people and crocodiles.
What are your goals for the future: I just wanna protect and serve the world. And spread the joy of country.
(Why is this character with the Minnesota Infinites. In other words, why do they kind of suck?): No one took me because I'm a crocodile and they thought I was useless...I'll show em...show em some tunes!
How would you describe your talents?: I feel strong as a alligator and I'm proud of my guitar and my voice. I think we make a good team.
What are your strengths?: I have a strong bite, I'm good and playing guitar and singing and I'm good and swimming.
What are your weaknesses?: I used to be fast with all 4 legs, but now I'm on the slow end due to my legs not being as useful now that I'm bipedal. Im also kind of clumsy...
Why should you if given the opportunity be allowed to advance in the Infinites?: Because I'm determined.
(Why does the press hate or ignore you?): Because I'm...I'm a crocodile...

[Shadowwell]

When i saw Country Croc, i thought e would manipulate Butter or something, lol.

[The Central Shadow Nation]

When i saw Country Croc, i thought e would manipulate Butter or something, lol.

Lol i knew someone would think that.

[Talchyon]

Name: Heeeeeghhhg (Given to him by his mother)
Codename: Country 'CC' Croc
Age: Unknown
Sex: Male
Appearance: A large bipedal American crocodile. him and his clothes and his hat
Bio: Country Croc was born in Florida over a decade ago. Country Croc lived a normal Crocodile life. Country Croc ate fish. Country Croc ate birds. But Country Croc always fet as though he needed more in his life... One day Country Croc was swimming down his hometown of Salty Stream when he came across a plain plain country guitar. However this wasn't plain, atleast not from the outside. It even had is initials, oddly. When CC latched it in his jaws he immediately turned bipedal. A suit appeared and a hat floated down from the sky, landing softly on CC's head. The day was late and the sun was setting, and CC felt something inside him. He uploaded a recording of him singing (think johnny cash) and playing his guitar on soundcloud and was invited to a interview in Louisiana. After saying goodbye to his Salty Stream family, who he no longer understood verbally (or vise versa) CC departed to New Orleans. Once arriving to the theater, the judges screamed and called the police. CC fleed and entered a state of depression, not knowing why he was rejected on sight.

For a few months CC lived on a small sea island in the Caribbean, trying to piece his life back together and find out how to use his new talents (even though he actually didn't know his other talents at that time). As he was thinking and strumming on his guitar he saw someone getting mugged. The reptilian sprung into action and instinctively smashed his guitar into the criminal. He cringed as he did it, preparing for the guitar to break...but it didn't! The criminal stood up and CC heard something in his head...he had to play a certain tune, and thats what he did. At once a beer bottle appeared and flew right at the crook, shattering over his head. CC played another tune and the dazed crook broke out dancing before eventually fainting. CC then played the guitar some more on the shoreline, hearing voices every so often about what the guitar could do. It could summon anything country, he could make people dance, and he could play some darn good tunes.

It had been another day, and CC was strumming that very guitar when a though popped into his head. Crocodiles were hated by many because they killed humans and that was the reason he couldn't achieve greatness on the stage. But he could still redeem his reptilian race by serving the public! Country Croc went to every team of infinites on the east coast before going into the midwest. He had been to 45 states and 102 cities/towns before arriving in Orient, Minnesota, where he was finally accepted into the organization. Unfortunately the only thing that regulated his body in those temperatures, his guitar, was left in his car when he went out to grab groceries. Now emerging from his deep hibernation, CC and his guitar are here to help the public!
Powers:
CC's powers are a beautiful Johnny Cash voice and he is great at playing a guitar, if that counts. But his real powers lie in his guitar.

No one knows its origin but the guitar can summon anything country: Shotglasses, bibles, beer, women (How?), etc. It also has the power to make people dance if the certain tune is played.

---

Describe your abilities: *Crocodile noises* Just kiddin'. I ain't speak Crock anymore. My abilties? I got one heck of a bite, I'm a great swimmer, and I have a nice voice or so I'm told.

My guitar has the hand of god. Poof and something appears. If I play the right notes on the guitar, stuff can happen and the tunes can make people dance to my music.
Why did you become a superhero: It just happened, y'know...I just wanted to make the world better for all people and crocodiles.
What are your goals for the future: I just wanna protect and serve the world. And spread the joy of country.
(Why is this character with the Minnesota Infinites. In other words, why do they kind of suck?): No one took me because I'm a crocodile and they thought I was useless...I'll show em...show em some tunes!
How would you describe your talents?: I feel strong as a alligator and I'm proud of my guitar and my voice. I think we make a good team.
What are your strengths?: I have a strong bite, I'm good and playing guitar and singing and I'm good and swimming.
What are your weaknesses?: I used to be fast with all 4 legs, but now I'm on the slow end due to my legs not being as useful now that I'm bipedal. Im also kind of clumsy...
Why should you if given the opportunity be allowed to advance in the Infinites?: Because I'm determined.
(Why does the press hate or ignore you?): Because I'm...I'm a crocodile...

Alrighty then. This character has some unusual contributions he can make. I am pleasantly surprised, and can't wait to see what he does.

Definitely ACCEPTED! Welcome (CC, since Shadow you've already been here) to the Infinites. You know the drill.

-Talc

[The Central Shadow Nation]

How does CC get to the party? Can he even fit in the car?

[Talchyon]

How does CC get to the party? Can he even fit in the car?

Amazingly, he did fit. Course, they had to tie him to the luggage rack on top, but that's a small compromise to make.

[The Last Abode of Pando]

How does CC get to the party? Can he even fit in the car?

I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that he's just been here the whole time.

[The Central Shadow Nation]

How does CC get to the party? Can he even fit in the car?

I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that he's just been here the whole time.

In hibernation.

[The Assorted Saharan Outposts]

Oh my goodness.
Now I want to make a villain that just makes people tired.
Not fall asleep or anything.
You're just tired.
And it's just a hassle to deal with him.

[Talchyon]

Oh my goodness.
Now I want to make a villain that just makes people tired.
Not fall asleep or anything.
You're just tired.
And it's just a hassle to deal with him.

Haha!

You know, we could use some active villains...

[The Assorted Saharan Outposts]

Oh my goodness.
Now I want to make a villain that just makes people tired.
Not fall asleep or anything.
You're just tired.
And it's just a hassle to deal with him.

Haha!

You know, we could use some active villains...

I could try to make one, I guess.
Just have to come up with a good backstory for a villain

[The Irish County of the Beare-Mor]

Got a post up.

Sorry bout the short hiatus.

[Whalestron]

I'm going to be taking a break for now, need to focus on school I'll be back

[Talchyon]

Got a post up.

Sorry bout the short hiatus.

Welcome back! Glad to see you're still with us!

I'm going to be taking a break for now, need to focus on school I'll be back

Understand. Get school things done. We'll still be here. (If not in this arc, then in the next one).

[Sphinxatopd]

Still alive, just under testing/homework/holiday pressure. I will probably get Ulterior Motive Man up this weekend. I'll post soonish?

[Talchyon]

Still alive, just under testing/homework/holiday pressure. I will probably get Ulterior Motive Man up this weekend. I'll post soonish?

Sounds good. I'm excited to see what kind of app you make for this guy. Glad you're still here, too. Really glad this RP has survived what seems to have been a tremendously busy semester for everyone.

-Talc

[Osnil Returns]

Anything I should be doing?

[Talchyon]

Anything I should be doing?

Hmm. Capt. Monologue man is not the kind of guy who can keep a secret well. He does, after all, want to boast about his accomplishments in his monologue.

I'm not saying Monologue should tell the Infinites that this is a trap (that might be a bit too much, and would probably make it really difficult for them to save the day - because, they'd just break out into another fight or something). But, Monologue might let it drop that all this food is stolen. Ok, well, really, all the paper products Diet Cola brought, and the little amount of food that Blimp man took, and the bag of dog food.


That's just an idea. If it helps you, go with it. Otherwise, I can come up with something else.

-Talc

[Osnil Returns]

Anything I should be doing?

Hmm. Capt. Monologue man is not the kind of guy who can keep a secret well. He does, after all, want to boast about his accomplishments in his monologue.

I'm not saying Monologue should tell the Infinites that this is a trap (that might be a bit too much, and would probably make it really difficult for them to save the day - because, they'd just break out into another fight or something). But, Monologue might let it drop that all this food is stolen. Ok, well, really, all the paper products Diet Cola brought, and the little amount of food that Blimp man took, and the bag of dog food.


That's just an idea. If it helps you, go with it. Otherwise, I can come up with something else.

-Talc

But he doesn't have his monologue, remember? He's not very good at impromptu speeches.

[Danceria]

Is it too late to join?

[Talchyon]

Is it too late to join?

No. Not too late to join.

I'm assuming, you'd be using new characters? You were in this a long time ago, and after a prolonged absence, I by executive fiat determined that your old characters had gone off somewhere and had become tour guides...

[Danceria]

Is it too late to join?

No. Not too late to join.

I'm assuming, you'd be using new characters? You were in this a long time ago, and after a prolonged absence, I by executive fiat determined that your old characters had gone off somewhere and had become tour guides...

But they will most likely return...