Guidance {OOC|Open}

by **Faal Lot Himdah** » Tue Oct 04, 2016 9:28 am

Tracian Empire wrote:
Holy Empire of Avalon wrote:Hell yeah, I look damn good in pink

What's this?

A zombie in a magic girl outfit wielding a chainsaw. What else does it look like

by **Boergandina** » Tue Oct 04, 2016 9:29 am

Give me a bit, Silver: I'm on mobile.

by **Tracian Empire** » Tue Oct 04, 2016 9:30 am

Faal Lot Himdah wrote:
Tracian Empire wrote:What's this?

A zombie in a magic girl outfit wielding a chainsaw. What else does it look like

I'm talking about the name of the anime

The image itself is too weird for me to think about what it is supposed to be

by **Danceria** » Tue Oct 04, 2016 9:32 am

Tracian Empire wrote:
Faal Lot Himdah wrote:
A zombie in a magic girl outfit wielding a chainsaw. What else does it look like

I'm talking about the name of the anime

The image itself is too weird for me to think about what it is supposed to be

Trace...is this essentially Guidance to Fetishes?

Alex's got a maschio-sadist for a guide, Max(character) has an Egyptian Weightlifter God with sheer muscles, Sully's paired with a loli...

I feel the banhammer close in on me...

by **Charlia** » Tue Oct 04, 2016 9:32 am

Wait. Wait wait wait.

We have a girl who was Excalibur.

And a cat named Merlin.

Guides have animal forms.

New headcanon: Arthur was so darn out of control as a kid that he needed two guides to take care of him. XD

by **Holy Empire of Avalon** » Tue Oct 04, 2016 9:33 am

Danceria wrote:
Holy Empire of Avalon wrote:I got about one hour before I head off to duty, tell Danceria when he signs on that I should be back by about three or four U.S. Capital Time.

Copy that, Sully's accepted his fate as being an implied pedophile.

He'll be fine, if not then Zeke'll save him. Worst come to worst they flee the country after blapping some fools to the face with a tiny little pistol that fires bullets the size of my thumb. That is not even that bad really. Italy is pretty nice this time of year, I hear.

XD

by **Holy Empire of Avalon** » Tue Oct 04, 2016 9:34 am

Charlia wrote:Wait. Wait wait wait.

We have a girl who was Excalibur.

And a cat named Merlin.

Guides have animal forms.

New headcanon: Arthur was so darn out of control as a kid that he needed two guides to take care of him. XD

It would be rather ironic if "Merlin" and "Excalibur" met. Maybe a small sub-story that could happen sometime, the two be out and about ans see each other - doubly fun if they actually hated each other.

by **Tracian Empire** » Tue Oct 04, 2016 9:34 am

Danceria wrote:
Tracian Empire wrote:I'm talking about the name of the anime

The image itself is too weird for me to think about what it is supposed to be

Trace...is this essentially Guidance to Fetishes?

Alex's got a maschio-sadist for a guide, Max(character) has an Egyptian Weightlifter God with sheer muscles, Sully's paired with a loli...

I feel the banhammer close in on me...

Wew
We should be careful

by **Holy Empire of Avalon** » Tue Oct 04, 2016 9:36 am

Tracian Empire wrote:
Danceria wrote:Trace...is this essentially Guidance to Fetishes?

Alex's got a maschio-sadist for a guide, Max(character) has an Egyptian Weightlifter God with sheer muscles, Sully's paired with a loli...

I feel the banhammer close in on me...

Wew
We should be careful

She's not a fuckin' loli, you assholes! D:
She is a thousands of years old Israeli warrior reincarnated to help idiots get their shit straight.

... She just so happens to look like she is twelve.

by **Tracian Empire** » Tue Oct 04, 2016 9:38 am

Holy Empire of Avalon wrote:
Tracian Empire wrote:Wew
We should be careful

She's not a fuckin' loli, you assholes! D:
She is a thousands of years old Israeli warrior reincarnated to help idiots get their shit straight.

... She just so happens to look like she is twelve.

You know that this won't save you from jail, right?

by **Faal Lot Himdah** » Tue Oct 04, 2016 9:38 am

Holy... I'm going to ask that you remove that part about being Excalibur...

by **Danceria** » Tue Oct 04, 2016 9:40 am

Holy Empire of Avalon wrote:
Danceria wrote:Copy that, Sully's accepted his fate as being an implied pedophile.

He'll be fine, if not then Zeke'll save him. Worst come to worst they flee the country after blapping some fools to the face with a tiny little pistol that fires bullets the size of my thumb. That is not even that bad really. Italy is pretty nice this time of year, I hear.

XD

Netherlands would be better.

Tracian Empire wrote:
Danceria wrote:Trace...is this essentially Guidance to Fetishes?

Alex's got a maschio-sadist for a guide, Max(character) has an Egyptian Weightlifter God with sheer muscles, Sully's paired with a loli...

I feel the banhammer close in on me...

Wew
We should be careful

Yeah...*feels the eyes of the mods wash over me*

Holy Empire of Avalon wrote:
Charlia wrote:Wait. Wait wait wait.

We have a girl who was Excalibur.

And a cat named Merlin.

Guides have animal forms.

New headcanon: Arthur was so darn out of control as a kid that he needed two guides to take care of him. XD

It would be rather ironic if "Merlin" and "Excalibur" met. Maybe a small sub-story that could happen sometime, the two be out and about ans see each other - doubly fun if they actually hated each other.

I second this.

Merlin is secretly the final boss of the Guides.

On the subject of Guides, is there such thing as villain guides? Guides from Set, Loki, Hades, Eris, ect.

by **Faal Lot Himdah** » Tue Oct 04, 2016 9:41 am

There are guides of gods that are seen as evil.

by **Abserdia** » Tue Oct 04, 2016 9:41 am

Holy Empire of Avalon wrote:
Tracian Empire wrote:Wew
We should be careful

She's not a fuckin' loli, you assholes! D:
She is a thousands of years old Israeli warrior reincarnated to help idiots get their shit straight.

... She just so happens to look like she is twelve.

Relevant Awkward Zombie.

by **Faal Lot Himdah** » Tue Oct 04, 2016 9:42 am

Faal Lot Himdah wrote:Holy... I'm going to ask that you remove that part about being Excalibur...

by **Anonymous Union** » Tue Oct 04, 2016 9:42 am

*le ignored*

by **Holy Empire of Avalon** » Tue Oct 04, 2016 9:43 am

Faal Lot Himdah wrote:
Faal Lot Himdah wrote:Holy... I'm going to ask that you remove that part about being Excalibur...

Understood, that was my last post before heading out though, give me about three hours or so? I am heading out the door as I write this.

by **Danceria** » Tue Oct 04, 2016 9:44 am

Abserdia wrote:
Holy Empire of Avalon wrote:She's not a fuckin' loli, you assholes! D:
She is a thousands of years old Israeli warrior reincarnated to help idiots get their shit straight.

... She just so happens to look like she is twelve.

Relevant Awkward Zombie.

Literally Sully.

by **Anonymous Union** » Tue Oct 04, 2016 9:45 am

'I am not French'

TRIGGERED.

by **Boergandina** » Tue Oct 04, 2016 9:52 am

Anonymous Union wrote:
'I am not French'

TRIGGERED.

Le responded.

by **Holy Empire of Avalon** » Tue Oct 04, 2016 9:57 am

Anonymous Union wrote:
'I am not French'

TRIGGERED.

Actually, if ya want to be offended you have to quote the whole French are sex addicts part, that line actually was referring simply to Joan of Arc (Joanne) being French, the rest however was offensive

by **Charlia** » Tue Oct 04, 2016 9:58 am

Wait.

Did I just read 'You will not pass'?

HERETIC!

Everyone knows it's 'You shall not pass!'

by **Boergandina** » Tue Oct 04, 2016 9:59 am

Charlia wrote:Wait.

Did I just read 'You will not pass'?

HERETIC!

Everyone knows it's 'You shall not pass!'

"Will" sounds more definitive.

by **Charlia** » Tue Oct 04, 2016 10:03 am

Boergandina wrote:
Charlia wrote:Wait.

Did I just read 'You will not pass'?

HERETIC!

Everyone knows it's 'You shall not pass!'

"Will" sounds more definitive.

But 'shall' sounds more awesome.

by **Boergandina** » Tue Oct 04, 2016 10:09 am

Charlia wrote:
Boergandina wrote:"Will" sounds more definitive.

But 'shall' sounds more awesome.

:lol2:

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