Newne Carriebean7 wrote:
Mobutu Mantusi's face turned red, then he smiled crazily.
" I see mah assadian arabic mexican, we're going to have to do this the hard way..."
pulling out a chest full of explosives, he laughed maniacally as he pressed the button on them, not making an explosion sound, but starting a timer.
"You have five minutes to come to an agreement, and, just so you don't yell..."
dazing off, he pulled out a Pistol and gave two bodyguards that came into the room a colt .45 bullet to the brain, forcing both of them back. Assad's face turned red
. "y-you just shot two of my guards! you clearly are one of the craziest people I have ever met, get the fuck out of my room, NOW!!"
Assad's voice boomed across the small room, forcing Mantusi onto the floor.
"You come into my country, and instead of acting civilized, you act as insane as ever, and stop fucking calling me a fucking Assadian!"
yanking the gun from Mobutu's hands, he reloaded the gun and his hands began to shake...
" so it's a maybe on the nuke thing?"
Mobutu cracked as Assad released the safety from the gun and she turned to the lady on the screen.
"Who am I? Who am I?! I am a well known reality TV star from the hit Congolese program, Hantakai e Hangasha, we're still working on the title in the fifth season, and now I am a drug dealer turned ambassador for the Empire of the Congo,who are you?!"
Kinshasha
Emperor Kumbali Umango the I felt the armored BTR-60 stop outside of the Church where he was supposed to give his speech, he regretted eating all that pizza, as now he felt sort of queasy, as he took a deep breath, he calmed down and approached the stadium, protected by several guards.
"People of the Grand Empire of the United Congo, we are a nation of many faces and indeed several races, some more pure than others according to the Church of Kumbali, there is to be a class system where the following are to be placed in categories,the Bantu peoples are in one main group called the Enlightened and Domination, they are to pay just 6% Taxes in the nation, they shall be the richest people in the nation, and they will be the top dogs! next to them shall be the Central Sudanic/Ubangian people groups of Ngbandi, Ngbaka, Manvu, Mbunja, Moru-Mangbetu, Zande, Logo and Lugbara, they will be considered second class citizens in the nation, and they will be restricted in the way they shall move around, as all the ethnic groups listed as second class are to get ration cards for food, and bathing rights for two hours a day, they are to pay 30% of the Tax for the Congolese Imperial Government, any and all soldiers are to be in this class, with officers and generals in the first one. Alur, Kakwa, Bari and the Mbuti, Twa, Baka, Babinga on the other hand, are to make up the slave labor force of the nation, growing food, serving in the army. there is to be a fourth group, known simply as the Whites, they are the minorites in the nation, they shall be the gladiators, grandma racers and the like, serving on our beck and call as the white man slave owners did to the African, think of it as reverse slavery!"
Naia moved the holographic screen away from her face and to the side. She sighed, looking at the Ambassador. "I am Naia Czrozny, also known as NAI-1Av421. I can already tell I will not like you, so please leave this room now."