Re:Petwora Rising Rebooted {OOC|Sign-Ups|Closed}

[Charlia]

Me: Charlotte, why are you so dramatic?

Charlotte: Well it's your own fault for giving me all the sad and dramatic theme songs you could find!

Me: It seemed like a good idea at the time, okay?

Charlotte: That's what you say about all your ideas.

Me: That's because it's true for all my ideas!

Charlotte: I rest my case.

Me: *fumes*

[Abserdia]

I dun know what to do.

Me: Charlotte, why are you so dramatic?

Charlotte: Well it's your own fault for giving me all the sad and dramatic theme songs you could find!

Me: It seemed like a good idea at the time, okay?

Charlotte: That's what you say about all your ideas.

Me: That's because it's true for all my ideas!

Charlotte: I rest my case.

Me: *fumes*

I never knew you and Charlotte had arguments.

I learn something new everyday, I suppose.

[Charlia]

I dun know what to do.

Me: Charlotte, why are you so dramatic?

Charlotte: Well it's your own fault for giving me all the sad and dramatic theme songs you could find!

Me: It seemed like a good idea at the time, okay?

Charlotte: That's what you say about all your ideas.

Me: That's because it's true for all my ideas!

Charlotte: I rest my case.

Me: *fumes*

I never knew you and Charlotte had arguments.

I learn something new everyday, I suppose.

Well, this incarnation's easy to anger, so... yeah.


In fact, we just recently had another one.


Charlotte: Say, how come whenever you have me think that I hope something doesn't happen, it means that you hope it does?

Me: Reverse psychology.

Charlotte: I hate psychology.

Me: I know you do.

Charlotte: Besides, we all know that it really means that you're a cruel sadist who likes watching us suffer.

Me: I'm not denying that, but who is 'we'?

Charlottes: We are.

Me: ...


...


...Oh, crap.

[Serah]

Moar of the updates of Serah's shitty life!

My dad's in a coma, everyone in the house is flipping their shit because he has a pneumonia and I'm the only calm one.
Oddly.

So uh, simply for the sake of spitting in life's face, I'll continue posting as much as I do.
And you guys, really, it's fine, depression is far away.

I don't feel suicidal, it's just that my shoulders hurt a lot okay?

[New Antonalia]

Moar of the updates of Serah's shitty life!

My dad's in a coma, everyone in the house is flipping their shit because he has a pneumonia and I'm the only calm one.
Oddly.

So uh, simply for the sake of spitting in life's face, I'll continue posting as much as I do.
And you guys, really, it's fine, depression is far away.

I don't feel suicidal, it's just that my shoulders hurt a lot okay?

I hope everything works out for you, and when life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade, make life take the lemons back! GET MAD! I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE? Demand to see life's manager, make life rue the day it though it could give [you] lemons! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I'M THE GUY WHO'S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN, WITH THE LEMONS! I'M GONNA GET MY ENGINEERS TO INVENT A COMBUSTIBLE LEMON THAT BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!

[Serah]

Moar of the updates of Serah's shitty life!

My dad's in a coma, everyone in the house is flipping their shit because he has a pneumonia and I'm the only calm one.
Oddly.

So uh, simply for the sake of spitting in life's face, I'll continue posting as much as I do.
And you guys, really, it's fine, depression is far away.

I don't feel suicidal, it's just that my shoulders hurt a lot okay?

I hope everything works out for you, and when life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade, make life take the lemons back! GET MAD! I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE? Demand to see life's manager, make life rue the day it though it could give [you] lemons! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I'M THE GUY WHO'S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN, WITH THE LEMONS! I'M GONNA GET MY ENGINEERS TO INVENT A COMBUSTIBLE LEMON THAT BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!

Hah, Portal 2 reference.

[Max Empire]

Let me just dial the awkwardness up by 10 levels....

[Faal Lot Himdah]

Let me just dial the awkwardness up by 10 levels....

Oh gawd.... (reading this before IC)

[Spindle]

Let me just dial the awkwardness up by 10 levels....

Oh gawd.... (reading this before IC)

It only gets better once you read the IC.

[Faal Lot Himdah]

Oh gawd.... (reading this before IC)

It only gets better once you read the IC.

That is correct.

[Spindle]

Okaaaay...Charlotte, now Theriam. I don't want to extrapolate on incomplete data, but why do I get the feeling Jess is next?

[Faal Lot Himdah]

Okaaaay...Charlotte, now Theriam. I don't want to extrapolate on incomplete data, but why do I get the feeling Jess is next?

Nah...

I want to have all the characters viewing the stalls...

[Spindle]

Okaaaay...Charlotte, now Theriam. I don't want to extrapolate on incomplete data, but why do I get the feeling Jess is next?

Nah...

I want to have all the characters viewing the stalls...

Cool.

But just to be on the safe side, Jess is sleeping with Charlotte from now on.

[Faal Lot Himdah]

Nah...

I want to have all the characters viewing the stalls...

Cool.

Just to be on the safe side, Jess is sleeping with Charlotte from now on.

Don't know if Charlotte would appreciate that

[Charlia]

Nah...

I want to have all the characters viewing the stalls...

Cool.

But just to be on the safe side, Jess is sleeping with Charlotte from now on.

Yeah, that's going to end... poorly.



Let's just say that if Charlotte wakes up to find someone else in her bed, she is going to freak out.

[Spindle]

Cool.

But just to be on the safe side, Jess is sleeping with Charlotte from now on.

Yeah, that's going to end... poorly.



Let's just say that if Charlotte wakes up to find someone else in her bed, she is going to freak out.

Ahhhh, she's a big softie on the inside...

I hope.

[Charlia]

Yeah, that's going to end... poorly.



Let's just say that if Charlotte wakes up to find someone else in her bed, she is going to freak out.

Ahhhh, she's a big softie on the inside...

I hope.

I don't mean that she's going to be angry.

I mean that she is going to be absolutely terrified.

[Spindle]

Ahhhh, she's a big softie on the inside...

I hope.

I don't mean that she's going to be angry.

I mean that she is going to be absolutely terrified.

Oh.

Do you think hugs are going to help here?

[Charlia]

I don't mean that she's going to be angry.

I mean that she is going to be absolutely terrified.

Oh.

Do you think hugs are going to help here?

Not really, no.

[Spindle]

Oh.

Do you think hugs are going to help here?

Not really, no.

And suddenly Jess's plan goes.

Would it be better if she's just at the foot of the bed?

[Free Empire of the Low Isles]

Heh... William wanted to prevent snark...

But you see, my snark is unique. It makes it's own jokes, and does not need to rely on old snark to be funny...

*Puts on snarker*

IT'S OVER NINE-...

That's it.

It's over nine.

[Serah]

Not really, no.

And suddenly Jess's plan goes.

Would it be better if she's just at the foot of the bed?

Actually, Theriam would need hugs the most.

[Charlia]

Not really, no.

And suddenly Jess's plan goes.

Would it be better if she's just at the foot of the bed?

Oh, she should still totally do it.


I'm just saying that it won't work out well at first.

[Spindle]

And suddenly Jess's plan goes.

Would it be better if she's just at the foot of the bed?

Oh, she should still totally do it.


I'm just saying that it won't work out well at first.

Doing it.

And suddenly Jess's plan goes.

Would it be better if she's just at the foot of the bed?

Actually, Theriam would need hugs the most.

There will be hugs in abundance. I assure you.

[Luminesa]

So what have I missed in the last day or so?