Game of Thrones: A Feast for Crows [OOC/Concluded]

[Republic of South Vantaria]

Ser Pascayne Yronwood- GOOD
Prince Trystane- BELOW AVERAGE
Oberyn Cutjack- GOOD

[Eraus]

Axel is average at archery

[The Independent Hazerls]

Alright! We can start!

[Warg the Immortal]

So Rankings in terms of skill NOT THE DETERMINED WINNERS are:

1. Sallow Toad: EXCELLENT
2. Edric Appleton: EXCELLENT
3. Bente Golott: GREAT
4. Maron Pyke: GREAT
5. Oberyn Cutjack: GOOD
6. Symon Golott: GOOD
7. Pascayne Yronwood: GOOD
8. Lionel Hill: ABOVE AVERAGE
9. Axel Blacken: AVERAGE
10. Sivert Pyke: AVERAGE
11. Rupert Coffin: AVERAGE
12. Wilhain Storm: AVERAGE
13. Trystane Martell: BELOW AVERAGE

[The Independent Hazerls]

So Rankings in terms of skill NOT THE DETERMINED WINNERS are:

1. Sallow Toad: EXCELLENT
2. Edric Appleton: EXCELLENT
3. Bente Golott: GREAT
4. Maron Pyke: GREAT
5. Oberyn Cutjack: GOOD
6. Symon Golott: GOOD
7. Pascayne Yronwood: GOOD
8. Lionel Hill: ABOVE AVERAGE
9. Axel Blacken: AVERAGE
10. Sivert Pyke: AVERAGE
11. Rupert Coffin: AVERAGE
12. Wilhain Storm: AVERAGE
13. Trystane Martell: BELOW AVERAGE

And how do we decide how they actually go?
PS- Please don't let Edric Appleton win, or any Reachman for that matter. Making Garlan's win post was work enough

[Warg the Immortal]

So Rankings in terms of skill NOT THE DETERMINED WINNERS are:

1. Sallow Toad: EXCELLENT
2. Edric Appleton: EXCELLENT
3. Bente Golott: GREAT
4. Maron Pyke: GREAT
5. Oberyn Cutjack: GOOD
6. Symon Golott: GOOD
7. Pascayne Yronwood: GOOD
8. Lionel Hill: ABOVE AVERAGE
9. Axel Blacken: AVERAGE
10. Sivert Pyke: AVERAGE
11. Rupert Coffin: AVERAGE
12. Wilhain Storm: AVERAGE
13. Trystane Martell: BELOW AVERAGE

And how do we decide how they actually go?
PS- Please don't let Edric Appleton win, or any Reachman for that matter. Making Garlan's win post was work enough

Okay then, lets say Edric showed up drunk, upset he lost to Wilhain in the joust, a sellsword from Essos, and missed almost every shot

[The Independent Hazerls]

And how do we decide how they actually go?
PS- Please don't let Edric Appleton win, or any Reachman for that matter. Making Garlan's win post was work enough

Okay then, lets say Edric showed up drunk, upset he lost to Wilhain, a sellsword from Essos, and missed almost every shot

Umm, pls a bit less embarrassing
Just him having a bad day, and the others not good enough
Make Edric curse a lot

[Warg the Immortal]

Okay then, lets say Edric showed up drunk, upset he lost to Wilhain, a sellsword from Essos, and missed almost every shot

Umm, pls a bit less embarrassing
Just him having a bad day, and the others not good enough
Make Edric curse a lot

Alright so, it seems the shield scorchers will take gold on this unless anyone has objections

EDIT: Also when I make an IC post for this i'm only gonna discuss the top five competitors

[Danceria]

Rosethorn was pretty much doing the whole "U fookin' wot m9, Oi'll bash ur fookin' 'ead in I sware on me mum, u better watch yerself u cheeky c*nt, cuz Oi'm gonna hook u roight in th' gabb-" then Aero Horath knocks him out like "No."

[The Independent Hazerls]

Rosethorn was pretty much doing the whole "U fookin' wot m9, Oi'll bash ur fookin' 'ead in I sware on me mum, u better watch yerself u cheeky c*nt, cuz Oi'm gonna hook u roight in th' gabb-" then Aero Horath knocks him out like "No."

Dumb ways to diee! So many dumb ways to diee...

[Warg the Immortal]

Archer post is up. Thoughts, questions, comments, concerns?

[Danceria]

Archer post is up. Thought, questions, comments, concerns?

When's the singing competition? That'll be the only thing I win ;_;

[Warg the Immortal]

Archer post is up. Thought, questions, comments, concerns?

When's the singing competition? That'll be the only thing I win ;_;

I assume after the feast, makes sense to have it then

[Nasaira]

With the tourney almost over its time for war

[The Great Devourer of All]

Tag of interest.

[Danceria]

With the tourney almost over its time for war

But milord Aegon! I composed a song!

[Nasaira]

With the tourney almost over its time for war

But milord Aegon! I composed a song!

Sing your ballad of our victories to come!!

[The Forsworn Knights]

I am going to bed for the night after a long night of fucking up my math. Y'all can interact with Myrcella if you'd like, I will respond tomorrow.

[Eraus]

Well feast time

[Warg the Immortal]

Archer post is up. Thought, questions, comments, concerns?

When's the singing competition? That'll be the only thing I win ;_;

You could write it and a short summary of the feast

[Danceria]

When's the singing competition? That'll be the only thing I win ;_;

You could write it and a short summary of the feast

Um...okay...

[Warg the Immortal]

You could write it and a short summary of the feast

Um...okay...

I mean if you want, can't really see much happening with the feast other than singing

[The Valyria Empire]

Um...okay...

I mean if you want, can't really see much happening with the feast other than singing

Well a feast can be prone to "accidents."

[Warg the Immortal]

I mean if you want, can't really see much happening with the feast other than singing

Well a feast can be prone to "accidents."

Oh gods lets hope it isn't a Red/Purple Wedding debacle

[The Independent Hazerls]

Well a feast can be prone to "accidents."

Oh gods lets hope it isn't a Red/Purple Wedding debacle

Muhahhahhahaha!

*Turns out Loras was actually a random farmboy (real Loras is Baelor Hightower) and the scarred Tommen was another random farmboy. Real Tommen is safe and we still fight for the Lannisters.
Deaths will be as follows:
- Aegon Targaryen gets drowned in his soup by Margaery
- Trystane Martell is thrown out the window
- Areo Hotah gets his head chopped off by Garlan while he drinks
- Axel is stabbed in the chest by Marge
- "Rosethorn" shot at with a crossbow by Willas as he sings
- The Hound, and his Bitches, get fed to the dogs in the kennels
- The Dark Swords are locked up in the maester's tower and fed to the Dark Crows
- The Scorched Shields get scorched. Burned, more like. Burned alive
Have I missed anyone??