
Homestuk: the RPG
You are a GIRL, a BOY, SOMETHING IN BETWEEN, or SOMETHING ELSE ALTOGETHER. You may even be one of a variety of alien species, such as a CHERUB, TROLL, or even a CARAPACIAN. Today may even be your BIRTHDAY, your 13th, to be precise. You likely have A VARIETY OF INTERESTS, which you like to CAPITALISE when introducing yourself. You may have a GUARDIAN. The are likely a parent, relative, omnipotent domesticated animal, or luses. Maybe they are alive, dead, or stand taxidermied in your living room! You have several friends on PESTERCHUM, and often type in a particular colour. You may even have a wRiTiNg QUIRK of $0mE .so.r.t. It really is up to you! The only thing that isn't up to you, in fact, is that today is a very special day. A certain game is arriving in the mail today. A game you've wanted to play for a while, or perhaps a game you've never heard of. Regardless, that game is called SBURB.




