A World On The Brink of Insanity:(Open/Many Nations Open/OOC

[Jolthig]

Mmm perhaps.

He hates the West though. Especially the United States (if they ever exist in this RP).

He would love to be friends with South Africa if they offer him something. Like uranium.... :3

We could also provide you with enriched uranium for a price if South Africa gets invaded or something

Ooooooh. Yes...

[British Empire Strikes Back]

Maybe Aladeen can be a friend to South Africa and the West somehow?

Mmm perhaps.

He hates the West though. Especially the United States (if they ever exist in this RP).

He would love to be friends with South Africa if they offer him something. Like uranium.... :3

The US is in this RP, they just haven't made an IC post yet.

We could sell you uranium, but you'd need to pay for it though. I have a plan to expand my influence to the general area of Wadiya already...

[Jolthig]

Mmm perhaps.

He hates the West though. Especially the United States (if they ever exist in this RP).

He would love to be friends with South Africa if they offer him something. Like uranium.... :3

The US is in this RP, they just haven't made an IC post yet.

We could sell you uranium, but you'd need to pay for it though. I have a plan to expand my influence to the general area of Wadiya already...

Aladeen won't mind. He just wants his nukes.

[British Empire Strikes Back]

Mmm perhaps.

He hates the West though. Especially the United States (if they ever exist in this RP).

He would love to be friends with South Africa if they offer him something. Like uranium.... :3

We could also provide you with enriched uranium for a price if South Africa gets invaded or something

Why would we be invaded, no one is going to do that. WHo do I have to be afraid of? The only big African powers that are not NPC right now are myself, Nigeria, Wadiya and Italy, and none of them are going to invade me. The US has bigger fish to fry and I am their ally, same with China and Russia. But Mexico, if you want war we can have a war with each other. If you really want to do that.

[Krugeristan]

No. It should clear up in three days ICly.

I am just really sick of him shitting constantly.

It's like all he does is shit, and then complain, and then shit, and then hallucinate, and then shit, and then throw Mexican cartel members on the ground, and then he runs to the bathroom and shits again, but not before he throws up on the Kazakh President, and then he comes back and shits again.

Trollip is stressing him out, so he's not helping.

He didn't throw up on the Kazakh president.

[Pimps Inc]

We could also provide you with enriched uranium for a price if South Africa gets invaded or something

Why would we be invaded, no one is going to do that. WHo do I have to be afraid of? The only big African powers that are not NPC right now are myself, Nigeria, Wadiya and Italy, and none of them are going to invade me. The US has bigger fish to fry and I am their ally, same with China and Russia. But Mexico, if you want war we can have a war with each other. If you really want to do that.

The US said they would sanction the buck out of you. And the nation's you are invading have armies too. And the ones that don't, have militias for guerilla. It won't be that easy.
I'm already at war. With drugs. But I'm about that win it.

[Pimps Inc]

Also, what about the IC random events?

[Swedish Allied States]

I think i like this insanity already... Someone get Wadiya on the phone! Hes my kind of guy! Aladeen is my man already!

Also, now that i know South Africa is democratic at least, we will back you up. At least i will give you a chance to prove yourself. Now SEDUCE ME! ignore that.

[Jolthig]

I think i like this insanity already... Someone get Wadiya on the phone! Hes my kind of guy! Aladeen is my man already!

Also, now that i know South Africa is democratic at least, we will back you up. At least i will give you a chance to prove yourself. Now SEDUCE ME! ignore that.

[Krugeristan]

Alright, now I feel like I've done something very wrong.

[Swedish Allied States]

Alright, now I feel like I've done something very wrong.

What do you mean by that?

[Krugeristan]

Alright, now I feel like I've done something very wrong.

What do you mean by that?

I thought I was playing "crazy dictator"!

[Jolthig]

What do you mean by that?

I thought I was playing "crazy dictator"!

My leader isn't really crazy.

He's just an asshole and loves to fuck around.

[Swedish Allied States]

What do you mean by that?

I thought I was playing "crazy dictator"!

Well i wanna play "crazy dictator" with Wadiya and in fact, i might just back him because he is a comedic, great holy grail, in a land of war. Besides Aladeen is perfect.

[Krugeristan]

I thought I was playing "crazy dictator"!

My leader isn't really crazy.

He's just an asshole and loves to fuck around.

Fine.

I'm getting Erdogan out of Brazil before either Trollip kills him or he gets dysentery. Carrie has ten minutes before I make my move.

[British Empire Strikes Back]

Why would we be invaded, no one is going to do that. WHo do I have to be afraid of? The only big African powers that are not NPC right now are myself, Nigeria, Wadiya and Italy, and none of them are going to invade me. The US has bigger fish to fry and I am their ally, same with China and Russia. But Mexico, if you want war we can have a war with each other. If you really want to do that.

The US said they would sanction the buck out of you. And the nation's you are invading have armies too. And the ones that don't, have militias for guerilla. It won't be that easy.
I'm already at war. With drugs. But I'm about that win it.

No they didn't they said we are allies.

[Jolthig]

I thought I was playing "crazy dictator"!

Well i wanna play "crazy dictator" with Wadiya and in fact, i might just back him because he is a comedic, great holy grail, in a land of war. Besides Aladeen is perfect.

So we gonna be allies?

[Pimps Inc]

To whoever's playing South Africa:
Obama would probably condemn the sh*t and t*ts off of you due to your imperialist nonsense.

The Unstumpable One and Shillarly would no doubt try to send their reps to negotiate a deal with the upcoming candidates. Expect us soon

To Arabia:
Sod off, nothing good has ever come out of the Middle East, nothing ever will.

To HUEHEUHUEHUEHUEHUE/Brazil:
U has oil? Very interested. Watch Olympics and chill?

To Russia:
What happened to you m8?

In short, the US wants allies to do the dirty work of liberation, without it being traced back to them and potential butthurt stating that the US is being the World Bully/Policeman again...at least until it gets out of it's second isolation rut.

[Swedish Allied States]

Well i wanna play "crazy dictator" with Wadiya and in fact, i might just back him because he is a comedic, great holy grail, in a land of war. Besides Aladeen is perfect.

So we gonna be allies?

Yez!

[Jolthig]

So we gonna be allies?

Yez!

Alright!

What nation are you?

[British Empire Strikes Back]

I think i like this insanity already... Someone get Wadiya on the phone! Hes my kind of guy! Aladeen is my man already!

Also, now that i know South Africa is democratic at least, we will back you up. At least i will give you a chance to prove yourself. Now SEDUCE ME! ignore that.

Yes we are a democracy, and I'm glad that you'll back us up! We will back you up too! If you ever need naything from Africa, just shoot Mmusi a letter and we'll help you out!

I am not going to seduce you though.

[Franco-Iberie]

Say what's the IC date?

[British Empire Strikes Back]

To whoever's playing South Africa:
Obama would probably condemn the sh*t and t*ts off of you due to your imperialist nonsense.

The Unstumpable One and Shillarly would no doubt try to send their reps to negotiate a deal with the upcoming candidates. Expect us soon

To Arabia:
Sod off, nothing good has ever come out of the Middle East, nothing ever will.

To HUEHEUHUEHUEHUEHUE/Brazil:
U has oil? Very interested. Watch Olympics and chill?

To Russia:
What happened to you m8?

In short, the US wants allies to do the dirty work of liberation, without it being traced back to them and potential butthurt stating that the US is being the World Bully/Policeman again...at least until it gets out of it's second isolation rut.

Yeah and then after I told him everything, he said that we would be allies, so we're good.

[Jolthig]

I think i like this insanity already... Someone get Wadiya on the phone! Hes my kind of guy! Aladeen is my man already!

Also, now that i know South Africa is democratic at least, we will back you up. At least i will give you a chance to prove yourself. Now SEDUCE ME! ignore that.

Yes we are a democracy, and I'm glad that you'll back us up! We will back you up too! If you ever need naything from Africa, just shoot Mmusi a letter and we'll help you out!

I am not going to seduce you though.

Are you going to send women to Wadiya to seduce Aladeen into submitting to South African influence?

[British Empire Strikes Back]

Say what's the IC date?

Today.