A World On The Brink of Insanity:(Open/Many Nations Open/OOC

[Pimps Inc]

1) Sure, but what's in it for us? and 2) With all due pleasure! We're doing that already with job reforms.

Perhaps the "African Frontier" will occur (a highly unlikely scenario in which America and other First World Nations invest in African countries for cheap labor rather than deal with China, unlikely due to my ignorance of international economics)

To answer your question:

Not much really. South Africa has a new white government (it's back!) and the nation is currently on the warpath and trying to conquer the Southern half (heheheheh) of Africa, they've already conquered Namibia and their targets include nations like for example, both of the Congos, Botswana, Mozambique, Malawi, Rwanda and Bulundi, I'm not sure in that particular one, and more. I'd assume that the American government would be extremely opposed to this South Africa and would more likely drone strike it than let it into NATO. It's defense minister is about to let me, Sinaloa Federation (the cartel) buy millions of hectares to grow drugs on. Once the buy is approved we'll only be growing in Mexico for easier transport.

Once the deal is approved Sinaloa Federation has millions of hectares to grow drugs on the Mexican government can't burn down, which means we're going to be pumping more drugs into America. And those drugs are going to be higher quality, since our growing facilities will be for the large part permanent buildings where we can refine the quality, which means Americans will be more attracted to our drugs.

It's not in your interests to be friendly to South Africa, they'll just go full imperialist on Africa again and you'll find it easier to just kill than negotiate.

We won't try to fight you as long as you use more of your profits towards public projects. I have a $3 billion desalination plant planned in 2017 once you pay for Mexico City's transition to electric buses. Things like that.

[British Empire Strikes Back]

Just want to say it is statically very unlikely for the Americans to win. The robot karats is 3 times as fast and has not only hundreds of sensors and thousands of backups but it is also automated on several things and can be switched to manual as well. Also the power drive it located under 1.5 feet of titanium that the us megabit wouldn't be able to break.

The American robot however is all manual and is made of steel. Its power drive is located directly under the cockpit and is very unprotected if I had to RP this I say the following: (this is the announcer) "Karatas is looking very shiny and it uses its spring legs to lower itself, oh my god it's beating down the power drive of the American robot. It seems the American robot has lost power and that's a win for Japan."

The Americans reckognize the superiority of the Kurata, though in the competition it was due to a lucky blow from the Megabot's titanic fist that toppled the opposing mech. However, the Kurata ran circles around the Megabot and it was very close. It was dumb luck and brawn that won the day for the United States, not the technological finesse of the Japanese Kurata. This'll lead to a new deal with Japan that will encourage the UN to lessen sanctions on the Japanese military, for a long term plan in creating a few stalwart nations opposing to China, who shall be our rival (I presume China's commie still)

Accepted!

Great application by the way.

But unfortunately for you, you may have to RP with Obama because it is still August 2016 in the RP, but it will speed up faster than real life soon.

Can you help out South Africa, and maybe some build bases here and perhaps let us join NATO, if we leave BRICS and tell China to fuck off?

1) Sure, but what's in it for us? and 2) With all due pleasure! We're doing that already with job reforms.

Perhaps the "African Frontier" will occur (a highly unlikely scenario in which America and other First World Nations invest in African countries for cheap labor rather than deal with China, unlikely due to my ignorance of international economics)

I won't be as foul mouthed or cancer inducing as my app was (well, the first part may be a lie), and most of my RP will probably not even deal with Drumpf himself, but congressmen and secretaries and the like. Can someone give me the lowdown on what Mexico's doing, as well as Canada, China and Korea por favor.

That was what I was aiming for here, though I raised the minimum wage, that is only for white-collar workers so for blue collar workers it is still only $0.85 an hour, cheaper than in China, and we would be open to very beneficial trade agreements with you and the rest of the world. Southern Africa could be the manufacturing powerhouse of the world! And it is much better to trade with a friendly nation than it is to trade with a nation that is sort of your enemy.

I would be willing to move away from China, but we need the protection of the West in case something happens. In exchange for allowing us to try to join NATO, we will let you build bases here and we will let you hold considerable influence and power in South Africa. South Africa wants to be the voice and representative of the Western world in Africa, and increasing cooperation with the United States and allowing us to join NATO would make that happen.

We could also sell you some diamonds, platinum, gold, uranium and asbestos on the cheap too.

Maybe President Obama/Drumpf could meet with our Prime Minister to discuss this?

[Pimps Inc]

I say "democratize" South Africa.

Also, post coming today.

[Red Party]

Post coming today. Saudi Arabia is coming motherfuckers.

[Pimps Inc]

Mexico is also cheaper with the NAFTA and shorter distance/less chance of lost cargo to destination, ask well as greater current and developing infrastructure, with half a trillion being invested in infra by 2021.

And I sent US a letter a while back

[British Empire Strikes Back]

1) Sure, but what's in it for us? and 2) With all due pleasure! We're doing that already with job reforms.

Perhaps the "African Frontier" will occur (a highly unlikely scenario in which America and other First World Nations invest in African countries for cheap labor rather than deal with China, unlikely due to my ignorance of international economics)

To answer your question:

Not much really. South Africa has a new white government (it's back!) and the nation is currently on the warpath and trying to conquer the Southern half (heheheheh) of Africa, they've already conquered Namibia and their targets include nations like for example, both of the Congos, Botswana, Mozambique, Malawi, Rwanda and Bulundi, I'm not sure in that particular one, and more. I'd assume that the American government would be extremely opposed to this South Africa and would more likely drone strike it than let it into NATO. It's defense minister is about to let me, Sinaloa Federation (the cartel) buy millions of hectares to grow drugs on. Once the buy is approved we'll only be growing in Mexico for easier transport.

Once the deal is approved Sinaloa Federation has millions of hectares to grow drugs on the Mexican government can't burn down, which means we're going to be pumping more drugs into America. And those drugs are going to be higher quality, since our growing facilities will be for the large part permanent buildings where we can refine the quality, which means Americans will be more attracted to our drugs.

It's not in your interests to be friendly to South Africa, they'll just go full imperialist on Africa again and you'll find it easier to just kill than negotiate.

That is just not true! And it is not the defence minister talking with you it is the Deputy PM. I am only doing that to generate some funds for the country. We are ot going full imperialist and we are more like the EU than like some imperialists. And how are we a White government when the Prime Minister is Black? Yes we have brought back a new policy of separate development, but this is only to ensue the cultural integrity of minority and majority ethnic and cultural groups and allow them to develop separately so as to preserve their traditional way of life, that's all. And they have considerable self-government in these Bantustan areas and they wil be given independence in some of them soon.

Now, South Africa poses no threat to the United States and wishes to be a friend, ally and an integral part of the Western World. We want to be your ally, America, and we are on your side.

South Africa is liberation some neighbouring nations due to their support of a Black supremacist, Pan-Africanist, far-left communist, militant terorrist organisation that has perpertrated various attacks in South Africa and killed the last two leaders of the country. South Africa is trying to bring these people to justice, and so they are liberating their neighbours in order to free them from their oppressive regimes.

Some countries like Zimbabwe for example, are brutal dictatorships that deserve to be liberated and incorporated into South Africa.

But there is a lot in it for you to be allies with us:

-Cheap labour, especially for manufacturing vehicles, electronics, clothes, food, furniture, basically everything that CHina can make we can make it for an even cheaper price.

-Incentives for foreign companies to begin operations here, such as extrememely low business taxes (1-5% and high tax credits, and no income taxes for Whites, Indians, Coloureds and Asians, and for Western, Asian, Latin American or Middle Eastern expatriots (only for Black Africans from Africa).

-We offer a gateway into the African market, as were are the most Westernised African country and we have the lowest regulatory hurdles.

-We can give you preferential treatment and sell your government and your nation's companies cheap diamonds, gold, platinum, iron, silver, aluminum, phosphates, fruit, vegetables, foodstuffs, rooibos, weapons, biological weapons, sausages, and of course uranium. We have lots of uranium and we are willing to give it to you for at least half the price of any other nation's uranium.

-You would have a strong and reliable ally in Africa, and we would always stick by you and serve and protect your interests in the continent.

-You would have a large amount of African territory to conduct military drills and training.

[British Empire Strikes Back]

I say "democratize" South Africa.

Also, post coming today.

South Africa is a democracy my friend, we are a constitutional monarchy with a Westminster-form of parliamentary government.

[Pimps Inc]

I say "democratize" South Africa.

Also, post coming today.

South Africa is a democracy my friend, we are a constitutional monarchy with a Westminster-form of parliamentary government.

You're invading 1/3 of Africa.
Wars don't attract business.

[British Empire Strikes Back]

Mexico is also cheaper with the NAFTA and shorter distance/less chance of lost cargo to destination, ask well as greater current and developing infrastructure, with half a trillion being invested in infra by 2021.

And I sent US a letter a while back

We are very developed in many areas, and are in the process of upgrading our infrastructure.

No you are more expensive, sorry. Sea and air freight is getting cheaper everyday, and we are way cheaper than you and China.

Example:

Mexico Minimum Wage: $4.25
China's Minimum Wage: $2.78
South Africa's Minimum Wage: $0.85!

[Jolthig]

I'm thinking of changing nations if that's okay with you, British Empire. I was thinking of the Republic of Wadiya, based off the movie, The Dictator.

[British Empire Strikes Back]

South Africa is a democracy my friend, we are a constitutional monarchy with a Westminster-form of parliamentary government.

You're invading 1/3 of Africa.
Wars don't attract business.

Because they tried to destroy us!

And it is not one third, the only warzone at the moment is Botswana, which is like 1/50th of Africa's total area. There is no war, no conflict in South Africa and Southwest Africa.

[British Empire Strikes Back]

I'm thinking of changing nations if that's okay with you, British Empire. I was thinking of the Republic of Wadiya, based off the movie, The Dictator.

That would be totally fine, where would Wadiya be so I can put it on the map for you?

[Pimps Inc]

I'm thinking of changing nations if that's okay with you, British Empire. I was thinking of the Republic of Wadiya, based off the movie, The Dictator.

That would be totally fine, where would Wadiya be so I can put it on the map for you?

Wadiya is based off Eritrea so....

[Pimps Inc]

Mexico is also cheaper with the NAFTA and shorter distance/less chance of lost cargo to destination, ask well as greater current and developing infrastructure, with half a trillion being invested in infra by 2021.

And I sent US a letter a while back

We are very developed in many areas, and are in the process of upgrading our infrastructure.

No you are more expensive, sorry. Sea and air freight is getting cheaper everyday, and we are way cheaper than you and China.

Example:

Mexico Minimum Wage: $4.25
China's Minimum Wage: $2.78
South Africa's Minimum Wage: $0.85!

Plus transports costs, oil costs especially if you plan on invading Southern Africa, quality of those workers, and business also looks for time for a product to arrive and yours would have to cross the ocean while mine has to take the freeway or get on a train and be in the US in afew hours at most.

[Jolthig]

That would be totally fine, where would Wadiya be so I can put it on the map for you?

Wadiya is based off Eritrea so....

Yeah, Eritrea.

[Pimps Inc]

Wadiya is based off Eritrea so....

Yeah, Eritrea.

Just don't make it over the top but still be oppressively entertaining.

[Pimps Inc]

We are very developed in many areas, and are in the process of upgrading our infrastructure.

No you are more expensive, sorry. Sea and air freight is getting cheaper everyday, and we are way cheaper than you and China.

Example:

Mexico Minimum Wage: $4.25
China's Minimum Wage: $2.78
South Africa's Minimum Wage: $0.85!

Plus transports costs, oil costs especially if you plan on invading Southern Africa, quality of those workers, and business also looks for time for a product to arrive and yours would have to cross the ocean while mine has to take the freeway or get on a train and be in the US in afew hours at most.

Also we have them free trade agreements with the EU and US.
Yours would have tariffs going into the US and with your commonwealth mom the UK out of the EU, idk if your trade agreement with the EU will last or grow.

[Red Party]

Fuck everyone. Saudi foreign slave labor for the win.

[Danceria]

To whoever's playing South Africa:
Obama would probably condemn the sh*t and t*ts off of you due to your imperialist nonsense.

The Unstumpable One and Shillarly would no doubt try to send their reps to negotiate a deal with the upcoming candidates. Expect us soon

To Arabia:
Sod off, nothing good has ever come out of the Middle East, nothing ever will.

To HUEHEUHUEHUEHUEHUE/Brazil:
U has oil? Very interested. Watch Olympics and chill?

To Russia:
What happened to you m8?

In short, the US wants allies to do the dirty work of liberation, without it being traced back to them and potential butthurt stating that the US is being the World Bully/Policeman again...at least until it gets out of it's second isolation rut.

[Krugeristan]

In all seriousness, Erdogan needs something to do.

Oh, welcome back, Carriebean.

[Pimps Inc]

To whoever's playing South Africa:
Obama would probably condemn the sh*t and t*ts off of you due to your imperialist nonsense.

The Unstumpable One and Shillarly would no doubt try to send their reps to negotiate a deal with the upcoming candidates. Expect us soon

To Arabia:
Sod off, nothing good has ever come out of the Middle East, nothing ever will.

To HUEHEUHUEHUEHUEHUE/Brazil:
U has oil? Very interested. Watch Olympics and chill?

To Russia:
What happened to you m8?

In short, the US wants allies to do the dirty work of liberation, without it being traced back to them and potential butthurt stating that the US is being the World Bully/Policeman again...at least until it gets out of it's second isolation rut.

What about your amigo to the South?

[Red Party]

To whoever's playing South Africa:
Obama would probably condemn the sh*t and t*ts off of you due to your imperialist nonsense.

The Unstumpable One and Shillarly would no doubt try to send their reps to negotiate a deal with the upcoming candidates. Expect us soon

To Arabia:
Sod off, nothing good has ever come out of the Middle East, nothing ever will.

To HUEHEUHUEHUEHUEHUE/Brazil:
U has oil? Very interested. Watch Olympics and chill?

To Russia:
What happened to you m8?

In short, the US wants allies to do the dirty work of liberation, without it being traced back to them and potential butthurt stating that the US is being the World Bully/Policeman again...at least until it gets out of it's second isolation rut.

I think you forget who you're talking to mate. Without me, the U.S has no power in the Middle East. Until you convince Iran to be chill, or Turkey to not mass execute Kurds, good luck.

[British Empire Strikes Back]

We are very developed in many areas, and are in the process of upgrading our infrastructure.

No you are more expensive, sorry. Sea and air freight is getting cheaper everyday, and we are way cheaper than you and China.

Example:

Mexico Minimum Wage: $4.25
China's Minimum Wage: $2.78
South Africa's Minimum Wage: $0.85!

Plus transports costs, oil costs especially if you plan on invading Southern Africa, quality of those workers, and business also looks for time for a product to arrive and yours would have to cross the ocean while mine has to take the freeway or get on a train and be in the US in afew hours at most.

It still would be way cheaper than Mexico and China because of the extremely low minimum wage. If Mexico was so great, why would most manufacturing in the world and for the American market be done by China. The lost minimum wage of South Africa more than makes up for the shipping costs, and for EU countries it can come via rail and trucks.

For the US and the North America, Japanese, Korean and Australian markets in can come via ship, or plane and get there within a few hours as well. And there is the possibility of a rail or hyperloop line from Africa to South America, or Europe to North America, or Trans-Bering Strait, but that probbaly won't happen. It still is much cheaper than your expensive and inexperienced workforce.

[British Empire Strikes Back]

To whoever's playing South Africa:
Obama would probably condemn the sh*t and t*ts off of you due to your imperialist nonsense.

The Unstumpable One and Shillarly would no doubt try to send their reps to negotiate a deal with the upcoming candidates. Expect us soon

To Arabia:
Sod off, nothing good has ever come out of the Middle East, nothing ever will.

To HUEHEUHUEHUEHUEHUE/Brazil:
U has oil? Very interested. Watch Olympics and chill?

To Russia:
What happened to you m8?

In short, the US wants allies to do the dirty work of liberation, without it being traced back to them and potential butthurt stating that the US is being the World Bully/Policeman again...at least until it gets out of it's second isolation rut.

I thought we were going to be allies? I am not imperialist, they just attacked us and we are fighting back! South Africa can be an ally and part of the West, but only if you let us.

[Danceria]

To whoever's playing South Africa:
Obama would probably condemn the sh*t and t*ts off of you due to your imperialist nonsense.

The Unstumpable One and Shillarly would no doubt try to send their reps to negotiate a deal with the upcoming candidates. Expect us soon

To Arabia:
Sod off, nothing good has ever come out of the Middle East, nothing ever will.

To HUEHEUHUEHUEHUEHUE/Brazil:
U has oil? Very interested. Watch Olympics and chill?

To Russia:
What happened to you m8?

In short, the US wants allies to do the dirty work of liberation, without it being traced back to them and potential butthurt stating that the US is being the World Bully/Policeman again...at least until it gets out of it's second isolation rut.

I thought we were going to be allies? I tis not imperialist, they just attack us and we are fighting back!

We will be.

To whoever's playing South Africa:
Obama would probably condemn the sh*t and t*ts off of you due to your imperialist nonsense.

The Unstumpable One and Shillarly would no doubt try to send their reps to negotiate a deal with the upcoming candidates. Expect us soon

To Arabia:
Sod off, nothing good has ever come out of the Middle East, nothing ever will.

To HUEHEUHUEHUEHUEHUE/Brazil:
U has oil? Very interested. Watch Olympics and chill?

To Russia:
What happened to you m8?

In short, the US wants allies to do the dirty work of liberation, without it being traced back to them and potential butthurt stating that the US is being the World Bully/Policeman again...at least until it gets out of it's second isolation rut.

I think you forget who you're talking to mate. Without me, the U.S has no power in the Middle East. Until you convince Iran to be chill, or Turkey to not mass execute Kurds, good luck.

Like I said, nothing good comes out of the Middle-East.

Good Grief, I've got elections, a reassessment of my own country, that of Japan, South Africa, my allies in the Middle East, Europe and possibly Asia, not to mention the Olympics...

This is utterly disastrous/a lot.