A World On The Brink of Insanity:(Open/Many Nations Open/OOC

by **British Empire Strikes Back** » Sat Aug 13, 2016 6:44 pm

Red Party wrote:
British Empire Strikes Back wrote:Who do you want, Iraq, Lebanon, Saudi Arabia, Egypt, the UAE, Qatar, Kuwait, Sudan, Yemen, or somebody else?

Saudi Arabia

What do you think you are going to do about Italy's conquest of Algeria, Tunisia, Libya, Morocco and Egypt?

by **Red Party** » Sat Aug 13, 2016 6:58 pm

British Empire Strikes Back wrote:
Red Party wrote:Saudi Arabia

What do you think you are going to do about Italy's conquest of Algeria, Tunisia, Libya, Morocco and Egypt?

Do a conquest of my own in response. I'll meet with his officials

by **Danceria** » Sat Aug 13, 2016 7:15 pm

by **Pimps Inc** » Sat Aug 13, 2016 7:21 pm

Why does nobody know El Chapo was recaptured?

by **British Empire Strikes Back** » Sat Aug 13, 2016 7:24 pm

Danceria wrote:
Nation Application:

NS Name: Danceria
Nation Name: United States of America, AKA America, the U.S., The U.S.A., Ignorant Western Capitarist Pigdog, 'Murica, that one place with the rude clapping people who eat burgers and use the Imperial measurments and refer to "football" as "soccer", the Great Satan, ect.
Flag: R u fookin' kiddin' me rite nao m9?
Head of State/President/Monarch: ~~God-Emperor and Avatar of Kek~~ President Donald "You Can't Stump the" Drumpf
Head of Government/Prime Minister/President: Aforementioned above
Areas Claimed (if the same as real life, leave blank): Real life
Is nation in NATO?: B*tch we founded it.
Is nation in the EU?: The Right Honorable Bishop Bullwinkle will inform you on our status as a member of the European Union
Is nation in any supranational organisation other than the United Nations?: NAFTA, World Trade Organization, Universal Postal Union, International Bureau of Weights and Measurements, G8, APEC...
Nation's population?: Roughly 318 million.
Is nation aligned with the West, the East, or Nonaligned?: Invented the term "Western" (both politics and genre), and the unofficial pinnacle of Western civilization.
Does nation's recent history differ from real life, if so, please provide a brief synopsis: Drumpf is President ~~Praise Kek!~~, but seems to have toned it down with the perceived xenophobia, or at least using it as a Causus Belli against the gangs that are running Mexico, and America won against Japan in their giant robot skirmish, barely. It appears to be returning to a state of isolationism much like it did before WWII, to what many call "the Great Reassessment", which includes tighter borders, slight distrust of international organizations, staunch aversion to conflicts abroad or beyond their sphere of influence (unless they get something out of it, but happy to negotiate peace to said conflicts), and a widening divide between the political Left and Right.
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Accepted!

Great application by the way.

But unfortunately for you, you may have to RP with Obama because it is still August 2016 in the RP, but it will speed up faster than real life soon.

Can you help out South Africa, and maybe some build bases here and perhaps let us join NATO, if we leave BRICS and tell China to fuck off?

by **Duestchstien** » Sat Aug 13, 2016 7:39 pm

Danceria wrote:
Nation Application:

NS Name: Danceria
Nation Name: United States of America, AKA America, the U.S., The U.S.A., Ignorant Western Capitarist Pigdog, 'Murica, that one place with the rude clapping people who eat burgers and use the Imperial measurments and refer to "football" as "soccer", the Great Satan, ect.
Flag: R u fookin' kiddin' me rite nao m9?
Head of State/President/Monarch: ~~God-Emperor and Avatar of Kek~~ President Donald "You Can't Stump the" Trump
Head of Government/Prime Minister/President: Aforementioned above
Areas Claimed (if the same as real life, leave blank): Real life
Is nation in NATO?: B*tch we founded it.
Is nation in the EU?: The Right Honorable Bishop Bullwinkle will inform you on our status as a member of the European Union
Is nation in any supranational organisation other than the United Nations?: NAFTA, World Trade Organization, Universal Postal Union, International Bureau of Weights and Measurements, G8, APEC...
Nation's population?: Roughly 318 million.
Is nation aligned with the West, the East, or Nonaligned?: Invented the term "Western" (both politics and genre), and the unofficial pinnacle of Western civilization.
Does nation's recent history differ from real life, if so, please provide a brief synopsis: Trump is President ~~Praise Kek!~~, but seems to have toned it down with the perceived xenophobia, or at least using it as a Causus Belli against the gangs that are running Mexico, and America won against Japan in their giant robot skirmish, barely. It appears to be returning to a state of isolationism much like it did before WWII, to what many call "the Great Reassessment", which includes tighter borders, slight distrust of international organizations, staunch aversion to conflicts abroad or beyond their sphere of influence (unless they get something out of it, but happy to negotiate peace to said conflicts), and a widening divide between the political Left and Right.
RP Example if you have never been in a RP with me before?:Here are
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Just want to say it is statically very unlikely for the Americans to win. The robot karats is 3 times as fast and has not only hundreds of sensors and thousands of backups but it is also automated on several things and can be switched to manual as well. Also the power drive it located under 1.5 feet of titanium that the us megabit wouldn't be able to break.

The American robot however is all manual and is made of steel. Its power drive is located directly under the cockpit and is very unprotected if I had to RP this I say the following: (this is the announcer) "Karatas is looking very shiny and it uses its spring legs to lower itself, oh my god it's beating down the power drive of the American robot. It seems the American robot has lost power and that's a win for Japan."

by **Danceria** » Sat Aug 13, 2016 8:07 pm

Duestchstien wrote:
Just want to say it is statically very unlikely for the Americans to win. The robot karats is 3 times as fast and has not only hundreds of sensors and thousands of backups but it is also automated on several things and can be switched to manual as well. Also the power drive it located under 1.5 feet of titanium that the us megabit wouldn't be able to break.

The American robot however is all manual and is made of steel. Its power drive is located directly under the cockpit and is very unprotected if I had to RP this I say the following: (this is the announcer) "Karatas is looking very shiny and it uses its spring legs to lower itself, oh my god it's beating down the power drive of the American robot. It seems the American robot has lost power and that's a win for Japan."

The Americans reckognize the superiority of the Kurata, though in the competition it was due to a lucky blow from the Megabot's titanic fist that toppled the opposing mech. However, the Kurata ran circles around the Megabot and it was very close. It was dumb luck and brawn that won the day for the United States, not the technological finesse of the Japanese Kurata. This'll lead to a new deal with Japan that will encourage the UN to lessen sanctions on the Japanese military, for a long term plan in creating a few stalwart nations opposing to China, who shall be our rival (I presume China's commie still)

British Empire Strikes Back wrote:Accepted!

Great application by the way.

But unfortunately for you, you may have to RP with Obama because it is still August 2016 in the RP, but it will speed up faster than real life soon.

Can you help out South Africa, and maybe some build bases here and perhaps let us join NATO, if we leave BRICS and tell China to fuck off?

1) Sure, but what's in it for us? and 2) With all due pleasure! We're doing that already with job reforms.

Perhaps the "African Frontier" will occur (a highly unlikely scenario in which America and other First World Nations invest in African countries for cheap labor rather than deal with China, unlikely due to my ignorance of international economics)

I won't be as foul mouthed or cancer inducing as my app was (well, the first part may be a lie), and most of my RP will probably not even deal with Trump himself, but congressmen and secretaries and the like. Can someone give me the lowdown on what Mexico's doing, as well as Canada, China and Korea por favor.

by **Duestchstien** » Sat Aug 13, 2016 8:28 pm

Danceria wrote:
Duestchstien wrote:
Just want to say it is statically very unlikely for the Americans to win. The robot karats is 3 times as fast and has not only hundreds of sensors and thousands of backups but it is also automated on several things and can be switched to manual as well. Also the power drive it located under 1.5 feet of titanium that the us megabit wouldn't be able to break.

The American robot however is all manual and is made of steel. Its power drive is located directly under the cockpit and is very unprotected if I had to RP this I say the following: (this is the announcer) "Karatas is looking very shiny and it uses its spring legs to lower itself, oh my god it's beating down the power drive of the American robot. It seems the American robot has lost power and that's a win for Japan."

The Americans reckognize the superiority of the Kurata, though in the competition it was due to a lucky blow from the Megabot's titanic fist that toppled the opposing mech. However, the Kurata ran circles around the Megabot and it was very close. It was dumb luck and brawn that won the day for the United States, not the technological finesse of the Japanese Kurata. This'll lead to a new deal with Japan that will encourage the UN to lessen sanctions on the Japanese military, for a long term plan in creating a few stalwart nations opposing to China, who shall be our rival (I presume China's commie still)
British Empire Strikes Back wrote:Accepted!

Great application by the way.

But unfortunately for you, you may have to RP with Obama because it is still August 2016 in the RP, but it will speed up faster than real life soon.

Can you help out South Africa, and maybe some build bases here and perhaps let us join NATO, if we leave BRICS and tell China to fuck off?

1) Sure, but what's in it for us? and 2) With all due pleasure! We're doing that already with job reforms.

Perhaps the "African Frontier" will occur (a highly unlikely scenario in which America and other First World Nations invest in African countries for cheap labor rather than deal with China, unlikely due to my ignorance of international economics)

I won't be as foul mouthed or cancer inducing as my app was (well, the first part may be a lie), and most of my RP will probably not even deal with Trump himself, but congressmen and secretaries and the like. Can someone give me the lowdown on what Mexico's doing, as well as Canada, China and Korea por favor.

Lessen sanctions on me, well thank you then I guess.

by **Duestchstien** » Sat Aug 13, 2016 8:32 pm

Danceria wrote:
Duestchstien wrote:
Just want to say it is statically very unlikely for the Americans to win. The robot karats is 3 times as fast and has not only hundreds of sensors and thousands of backups but it is also automated on several things and can be switched to manual as well. Also the power drive it located under 1.5 feet of titanium that the us megabit wouldn't be able to break.

The American robot however is all manual and is made of steel. Its power drive is located directly under the cockpit and is very unprotected if I had to RP this I say the following: (this is the announcer) "Karatas is looking very shiny and it uses its spring legs to lower itself, oh my god it's beating down the power drive of the American robot. It seems the American robot has lost power and that's a win for Japan."

The Americans reckognize the superiority of the Kurata, though in the competition it was due to a lucky blow from the Megabot's titanic fist that toppled the opposing mech. However, the Kurata ran circles around the Megabot and it was very close. It was dumb luck and brawn that won the day for the United States, not the technological finesse of the Japanese Kurata. This'll lead to a new deal with Japan that will encourage the UN to lessen sanctions on the Japanese military, for a long term plan in creating a few stalwart nations opposing to China, who shall be our rival (I presume China's commie still)
British Empire Strikes Back wrote:Accepted!

Great application by the way.

But unfortunately for you, you may have to RP with Obama because it is still August 2016 in the RP, but it will speed up faster than real life soon.

Can you help out South Africa, and maybe some build bases here and perhaps let us join NATO, if we leave BRICS and tell China to fuck off?

1) Sure, but what's in it for us? and 2) With all due pleasure! We're doing that already with job reforms.

Perhaps the "African Frontier" will occur (a highly unlikely scenario in which America and other First World Nations invest in African countries for cheap labor rather than deal with China, unlikely due to my ignorance of international economics)

I won't be as foul mouthed or cancer inducing as my app was (well, the first part may be a lie), and most of my RP will probably not even deal with Trump himself, but congressmen and secretaries and the like. Can someone give me the lowdown on what Mexico's doing, as well as Canada, China and Korea por favor.

Mexico is fighting the drug war really hard right now. Canada what is this magical place you speak of? China I don't really know I think they've just been talking with the fellow BRICS nations. South Korea took over North Korea and they are now United Korea. And Japan (me) is working on forming a super alliance to fight off China and Russia in the case they attack.

by **Red Party** » Sat Aug 13, 2016 8:35 pm

Nation Application:

NS Name: I'd have to check
Nation Name: The Kingdom of Saudi Arabia
Flag:
Head of State/President/Monarch: Salman bin Abdulaziz Al Saud
Head of Government/Prime Minister/President: Salman bin Abdulaziz Al Saud
Areas Claimed (if the same as real life, leave blank):
Is nation in NATO?: Nein
Is nation in the EU?: Nein
Is nation in any supranational organisation other than the United Nations?: NEIN
Nation's population?: 32 Million
Is nation aligned with the West, the East, or Nonaligned?: Whoever has the monies, as the Saudi's are money grabbing idiots
Does nation's recent history differ from real life, if so, please provide a brief synopsis: NEIN
RP Example if you have never been in a RP with me before?:

by **St Georges Territory** » Sat Aug 13, 2016 9:24 pm

Not Sure if this is the application for groups, but hey. Anywho, I don't support Quebec sovereignty, but as someone has taken Canada, the FLQ will do.

Nation Application:

NS Name: St George's Territory
Nation Name: Front de Liberation du Quebec - (FLQ)
Flag:

Head of State/President/Monarch: Comrade Jacques Laporte
Head of Government/Prime Minister/President: Luc Lamoureux
Areas Claimed: Holds considerable influence in Quebec City and Montreal.
Is nation in NATO?: N/A
Is nation in the EU?: N/A
Nation's population?: N/A Resistance group
Is nation aligned with the West, the East, or Nonaligned?: N/A
Does nation's recent history differ from real life, if so, please provide a brief synopsis: The FLQ started as a terrorist organization in the 1960's advocating heavily for Quebec nationalism as well and Marxist ideology, the group had frequent interactions with the government, such as blowing up the Montreal stock exchange, the assassination of the Canadian diplomat and the kidnapping of a British trade minister, which resulted in the October crisis and the eternal words of Pierre Trudeau, "Just watch me" in regards to what methods he would go to to end the FLQ, but in 2016 a group of Quebecois, angry with the destruction of French culture and the assimilation of the Quebecois have vowed to fight the government in an eternal battle, until Quebec is a nation, or they are all dead.
RP Example if you have never been in a RP with me before?:

http://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=31&t=371700This is pretty good

by **British Empire Strikes Back** » Sat Aug 13, 2016 11:19 pm

St Georges Territory wrote:Not Sure if this is the application for groups, but hey. Anywho, I don't support Quebec sovereignty, but as someone has taken Canada, the FLQ will do.

Nation Application:

NS Name: St George's Territory
Nation Name: Front de Liberation du Quebec - (FLQ)
Flag:
(Image)

Head of State/President/Monarch: Comrade Jacques Laporte
Head of Government/Prime Minister/President: Luc Lamoureux
Areas Claimed: Holds considerable influence in Quebec City and Montreal.
Is nation in NATO?: N/A
Is nation in the EU?: N/A
Nation's population?: N/A Resistance group
Is nation aligned with the West, the East, or Nonaligned?: N/A
Does nation's recent history differ from real life, if so, please provide a brief synopsis: The FLQ started as a terrorist organization in the 1960's advocating heavily for Quebec nationalism as well and Marxist ideology, the group had frequent interactions with the government, such as blowing up the Montreal stock exchange, the assassination of the Canadian diplomat and the kidnapping of a British trade minister, which resulted in the October crisis and the eternal words of Pierre Trudeau, "Just watch me" in regards to what methods he would go to to end the FLQ, but in 2016 a group of Quebecois, angry with the destruction of French culture and the assimilation of the Quebecois have vowed to fight the government in an eternal battle, until Quebec is a nation, or they are all dead.
RP Example if you have never been in a RP with me before?:
http://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=31&t=371700This is pretty good

[b]Accepted!{/b] Welcome to the RP.

If you would prefer, you could play as Canada if you really want to.

Maybe the South Africans could send the Quebecois some arms and help train them?

by **British Empire Strikes Back** » Sat Aug 13, 2016 11:20 pm

Red Party wrote:
Nation Application:

NS Name: I'd have to check
Nation Name: The Kingdom of Saudi Arabia
Flag:(Image)
Head of State/President/Monarch: Salman bin Abdulaziz Al Saud
Head of Government/Prime Minister/President: Salman bin Abdulaziz Al Saud
Areas Claimed (if the same as real life, leave blank):
Is nation in NATO?: Nein
Is nation in the EU?: Nein
Is nation in any supranational organisation other than the United Nations?: NEIN
Nation's population?: 32 Million
Is nation aligned with the West, the East, or Nonaligned?: Whoever has the monies, as the Saudi's are money grabbing idiots
Does nation's recent history differ from real life, if so, please provide a brief synopsis: NEIN
RP Example if you have never been in a RP with me before?:

You are in the Arab League too.

Accepted! Welcome back, it's great to have you in another one of my RPs!

by **The New Greek Republic** » Sun Aug 14, 2016 7:27 am

Will get a decently sized post up today

by **The New Greek Republic** » Sun Aug 14, 2016 7:32 am

I'll give Naz until about 5 or so to post Russian arrival at the summit, I will continue the meeting either way

by **Franco-Iberie** » Sun Aug 14, 2016 8:03 am

The New Greek Republic wrote:I'll give Naz until about 5 or so to post Russian arrival at the summit, I will continue the meeting either way

Good, I'm kinda losing my patience.

by **Red Party** » Sun Aug 14, 2016 8:04 am

Who wants Oil?

by **Franco-Iberie** » Sun Aug 14, 2016 8:07 am

Red Party wrote:Who wants Oil?

Plenty of oil in Hueland, no thanks.

by **Duestchstien** » Sun Aug 14, 2016 8:10 am

Red Party wrote:Who wants Oil?

Japan has oil in the northern part and we make good synthetic oil.

by **Red Party** » Sun Aug 14, 2016 8:19 am

Anyone willing to sell me some Cruise missiles?

by **Pimps Inc** » Sun Aug 14, 2016 8:51 am

Duestchstien wrote:
Red Party wrote:Who wants Oil?

Japan has oil in the northern part and we make good synthetic oil.

You still import a shit ton.

by **Duestchstien** » Sun Aug 14, 2016 8:58 am

Pimps Inc wrote:
Duestchstien wrote:Japan has oil in the northern part and we make good synthetic oil.

You still import a shit ton.

Yah I guess so. So yah I'll take oil if you got it.

by **Western Pacific Territories** » Sun Aug 14, 2016 9:07 am

Danceria wrote:1) Sure, but what's in it for us? and 2) With all due pleasure! We're doing that already with job reforms.

Perhaps the "African Frontier" will occur (a highly unlikely scenario in which America and other First World Nations invest in African countries for cheap labor rather than deal with China, unlikely due to my ignorance of international economics)

To answer your question:

Not much really. South Africa has a new white government (it's back!) and the nation is currently on the warpath and trying to conquer the Southern half (heheheheh) of Africa, they've already conquered Namibia and their targets include nations like for example, both of the Congos, Botswana, Mozambique, Malawi, Rwanda and Bulundi, I'm not sure in that particular one, and more. I'd assume that the American government would be extremely opposed to this South Africa and would more likely drone strike it than let it into NATO. It's defense minister is about to let me, Sinaloa Federation (the cartel) buy millions of hectares to grow drugs on. Once the buy is approved we'll only be growing in Mexico for easier transport.

Once the deal is approved Sinaloa Federation has millions of hectares to grow drugs on the Mexican government can't burn down, which means we're going to be pumping more drugs into America. And those drugs are going to be higher quality, since our growing facilities will be for the large part permanent buildings where we can refine the quality, which means Americans will be more attracted to our drugs.

It's not in your interests to be friendly to South Africa, they'll just go full imperialist on Africa again and you'll find it easier to just kill than negotiate.

by **The New Greek Republic** » Sun Aug 14, 2016 9:27 am

Basically, here's my main agenda for the BRICS Summit: Turn BRICS into a new military, economic, and diplomatic union, change the name to encourage membership, find new members, schedule meetings to detail the alliance'a structure and detail our strategy.

by **Newne Carriebean7** » Sun Aug 14, 2016 9:38 am

* shoots door*
Honey, I'm home!

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