A World On The Brink of Insanity:(Open/Many Nations Open/OOC

[Duestchstien]

Has the Malaysian Aircraft Carrier been built yet?

[Swedish Allied States]

Don't say "coup" around Erdogan. It makes his period heavier.

coup, that's the last thing my Mafia republic needs, a coup! Vito will be eternal leader of mafia republic!

Please! It's more like you'll be overthrown by SAS forces before you rule for life. Although we will give you Sicily if you promise not to try and overthrow the Italian government again. But Vito's still going to die by us but I guess the mafiosos can have the place. Italy don't use it much.

[Krugeristan]

coup, that's the last thing my Mafia republic needs, a coup! Vito will be eternal leader of mafia republic!

Please! It's more like you'll be overthrown by SAS forces before you rule for life. Although we will give you Sicily if you promise not to try and overthrow the Italian government again. But Vito's still going to die by us but I guess the mafiosos can have the place. Italy don't use it much.

Erdogan can punch Vito before Vito gets shot, right?

[Swedish Allied States]

Please! It's more like you'll be overthrown by SAS forces before you rule for life. Although we will give you Sicily if you promise not to try and overthrow the Italian government again. But Vito's still going to die by us but I guess the mafiosos can have the place. Italy don't use it much.

Erdogan can punch Vito before Vito gets shot, right?

Oh yes you can. Just be careful in case there might be any surviving mafiosos we haven't killed yet.

[Krugeristan]

SAS, can Erdogan just wander Stockholm aimlessly now?

[Swedish Allied States]

SAS, can Erdogan just wander Stockholm aimlessly now?

Yes he may.

[Franco-Iberie]

WHAT THE HELL IS GOIN ON

Malaysian Aircraft Carriers and a nuclear-armed South Africa? George, you might wanna remove the "brink of" part of the title.

[Newne Carriebean7]

coup, that's the last thing my Mafia republic needs, a coup! Vito will be eternal leader of mafia republic!

Please! It's more like you'll be overthrown by SAS forces before you rule for life. Although we will give you Sicily if you promise not to try and overthrow the Italian government again. But Vito's still going to die by us but I guess the mafiosos can have the place. Italy don't use it much.

Mafia run Sicily and sardinia, while the mainland's a mess between the Mussolini relative in the west,,a bunch of communists in the south, and the remnants of the democratic regime backed by sweden in the northeast.

WHAT THE HELL IS GOIN ON

Malaysian Aircraft Carriers and a nuclear-armed South Africa? George, you might wanna remove the "brink of" part of the title.

Dont' forget mafia run italy and sweden doing something about that!

[Pimps Inc]

This is getting ridiculous .

[Krugeristan]

This is getting ridiculous .

Seconded.

[British Empire Strikes Back]

Has the Malaysian Aircraft Carrier been built yet?

I thought that was bullshit, until I read about it just now..

No they have not bought the aircraft carrier from France yet IRl (this is real in real life, Google it).

[British Empire Strikes Back]

This is getting ridiculous .

Well, let's bring this back under control then.

You can do crazy shit, but no more really crazy shit, ok?

[British Empire Strikes Back]

WHAT THE HELL IS GOIN ON

Malaysian Aircraft Carriers and a nuclear-armed South Africa? George, you might wanna remove the "brink of" part of the title.

Well IRl South Africa had nukes into the '90's, it isn't so crazy to say that they did not disarm and hae kept the nukes, and I am never going to use them in the RP.

[British Empire Strikes Back]

Random events coming for real now...

[Swedish Allied States]

Please! It's more like you'll be overthrown by SAS forces before you rule for life. Although we will give you Sicily if you promise not to try and overthrow the Italian government again. But Vito's still going to die by us but I guess the mafiosos can have the place. Italy don't use it much.

Mafia run Sicily and sardinia, while the mainland's a mess between the Mussolini relative in the west,,a bunch of communists in the south, and the remnants of the democratic regime backed by sweden in the northeast.

WHAT THE HELL IS GOIN ON

Malaysian Aircraft Carriers and a nuclear-armed South Africa? George, you might wanna remove the "brink of" part of the title.

Dont' forget mafia run italy and sweden doing something about that!

I wouldn't necessarily call it a democratic regime. More like "I'm taking control since you all look like insane men in pink tutus and can't do your damn jobs."

Yeah! Don't forget the Swedes will soon control Italy! Then we will have the power of pasta at our disposal. Oh what a beautiful day this will be!

[Duestchstien]

WHAT THE HELL IS GOIN ON

Malaysian Aircraft Carriers and a nuclear-armed South Africa? George, you might wanna remove the "brink of" part of the title.

http://youtu.be/uUrJcO0scEA

[Newne Carriebean7]

Mafia run Sicily and sardinia, while the mainland's a mess between the Mussolini relative in the west,,a bunch of communists in the south, and the remnants of the democratic regime backed by sweden in the northeast.


Dont' forget mafia run italy and sweden doing something about that!

I wouldn't necessarily call it a democratic regime. More like "I'm taking control since you all look like insane men in pink tutus and can't do your damn jobs."

Yeah! Don't forget the Swedes will soon control Italy! Then we will have the power of pasta at our disposal. Oh what a beautiful day this will be!

we will never let those filthy swedes seize the nation, to arms my mafia loving pasta people, begina da scorcheda eartha policya! mama mia!

[Swedish Allied States]

I wouldn't necessarily call it a democratic regime. More like "I'm taking control since you all look like insane men in pink tutus and can't do your damn jobs."

Yeah! Don't forget the Swedes will soon control Italy! Then we will have the power of pasta at our disposal. Oh what a beautiful day this will be!

we will never let those filthy swedes seize the nation, to arms my mafia loving pasta people, begina da scorcheda eartha policya! mama mia!

Do not let those tutu wearing lunatics enact scorched earth! Stop them by carpet bombing them!

[British Empire Strikes Back]

Would anyone like to suggest some more random events before I post them?

[Swedish Allied States]

Would anyone like to suggest some more random events before I post them?

Maybe a meteor hitting Earth? Or a hurricane hitting somewhere? Or you know, disorder in Italy?

[Duestchstien]

Would anyone like to suggest some more random events before I post them?

Make Venice sink. They already are sinking pretty rapidly.

[Newne Carriebean7]

Would anyone like to suggest some more random events before I post them?

a Vatican terrorist group known as god's covenant launches a series of attacks on Rome,
several north Korean terrorists are caught trying to smuggle in uranium to Somalia and are caught by a swiss redneck...
several ex Mussolini ancestors try to stage a coup in Rome to bring peace to the nation, sort of like the herman gobble offering to have the reich from hitler in ww2...
the Italian makeshift aircraft carrier implodes on itself for the ridiculous design
several Italian protesters are subdued by propaganda towers that shoot beer down to them.
Oil fields in Italian controlled Libya and Tunisia are blown up in a scorched earth policy.

[Krugeristan]

I Googled pictures of Swedish candy.

Why does Europe have better-looking cookies than America?

[Newne Carriebean7]

I Googled pictures of Swedish candy.

Why does Europe have better-looking cookies than America?

because we couldn't find good chocolate with two hands and a flashlight?
also, what do you mean crazy Italians? we're perfectly sane!

our mother had us tested!

[Swedish Allied States]

I Googled pictures of Swedish candy.

Why does Europe have better-looking cookies than America?

because we couldn't find good chocolate with two hands and a flashlight?
also, what do you mean crazy Italians? we're perfectly sane!

our mother had us tested!

Yeah sure. Like I would trust anyone's mother that you aren't crazy. You're literally wearing a tutu right now!