A World On The Brink of Insanity:(Open/Many Nations Open/OOC

[Jolthig]

Wadiya will have a similar coup. Possibly after or during the war with Italy.

[Krugeristan]

Don't work with the Turks, they fucking punched my Deputy PM in the face for no reason, Erdogan is nuts, he will turn on you next!

Probably because they did shit he hates... he was also poisoned for Christ's sake. And don't worry. If he tries to do anything once Italy is back in power, we will be in control but more sane and invade Turkey to oust him from power and shoot Erdogan in the face if he gets out of line.

You're . . . actually going to work with me if Erdogan behaves?

I don't know what to say.

[British Empire Strikes Back]

Time for Vito to die, what a shame.... I luv yuo vito...

and for someone sane ( ish) to take power...

I think I will be the one to pick that person. After all, I went through the trouble of getting together a force to invade Italy while all of you were doing jack shit and just making empty threats. I am the REAL MVP of NATO here. I get shit done! You wont get on my level EVER!

Um.... Okay???

Maybe South Africa will join you and help you out...

[British Empire Strikes Back]

Probably because they did shit he hates... he was also poisoned for Christ's sake. And don't worry. If he tries to do anything once Italy is back in power, we will be in control but more sane and invade Turkey to oust him from power and shoot Erdogan in the face if he gets out of line.

You're . . . actually going to work with me if Erdogan behaves?

I don't know what to say.

WHY ARE YOU AT WAR WITH ME, WTF???

[British Empire Strikes Back]

Wadiya will have a similar coup. Possibly after or during the war with Italy.

Why don't you invade Djibouti/Somalia/Ethiopia/Sudan/Yemen first though?

[British Empire Strikes Back]

Would the US be interested in jointly-administering the Suez area?

Dude, you should choose me so Wadiya can make more money. And plus, take a jab at Erdogan.

Hmm, that is appealing, but only if Murica is okay with it.

Here are the candidates to share the Suez with;

-America
-Wadiya
-Saudi Arabia
-Sweden
-Japan
-Turkey
-Italy

[Newne Carriebean7]

nah, he'll be getting some medical help, but he's not the president because of his impeachment, however, I haven't decided on crazy democratic general, or crazy communist general to take power...

Vito will live right, I hope he lives. Why not just play as a normal Italy, or bring Mussolini's grandson to power perhaps...

yeah, I was going to have him die, but I'll make him live out his days as the king of Sicily when Mussolini's grandson takes the reigns of power.

[Jolthig]

You're . . . actually going to work with me if Erdogan behaves?

I don't know what to say.

WHY ARE YOU AT WAR WITH ME, WTF???

Hey, Aladeen will help you out if Erdogan gets out of control. :3

[Swedish Allied States]

I think I will be the one to pick that person. After all, I went through the trouble of getting together a force to invade Italy while all of you were doing jack shit and just making empty threats. I am the REAL MVP of NATO here. I get shit done! You wont get on my level EVER!

nah, he'll be getting some medical help, but he's not the president because of his impeachment, however, I haven't decided on crazy democratic general, or crazy communist general to take power...

How about neither and let the Swedes choose otherwise, we will take the power from you by force and rule Italy ourselves cause the candidates are batshit crazy people. Don't think about trying to fight back cause we will fight back harder on you. The first few weeks of occupation will be brutal if you resist.

[Swedish Allied States]

I think I will be the one to pick that person. After all, I went through the trouble of getting together a force to invade Italy while all of you were doing jack shit and just making empty threats. I am the REAL MVP of NATO here. I get shit done! You wont get on my level EVER!

Um.... Okay???

Maybe South Africa will join you and help you out...

Good. I need someone to help me keep the peace as I'm gonna control Italy until all the crazies are weeded out and someone sane is in power, preferably by us Swedes.

[Pimps Inc]

Also everyone, expect some random events to occur soon.

Would anyone like to suggest any, or would anyone like to have one happen in their country?

How about something to do with Sinaloa and El Chapos breakout attempt.

[Swedish Allied States]

Probably because they did shit he hates... he was also poisoned for Christ's sake. And don't worry. If he tries to do anything once Italy is back in power, we will be in control but more sane and invade Turkey to oust him from power and shoot Erdogan in the face if he gets out of line.

You're . . . actually going to work with me if Erdogan behaves?

I don't know what to say.

Yes I will but if you try and ruin that by punching one of my delegates or something along those lines, and I will make sure you're 6 FT under. So yeah, make sure to keep him behaved as this is your one chance to redeem yourselves to me.

[Duestchstien]

Also everyone, expect some random events to occur soon.

Would anyone like to suggest any, or would anyone like to have one happen in their country?

How about something to do with Sinaloa and El Chapos breakout attempt.

Make China, Russia, or the US collapse so there is just a void of power.

[Swedish Allied States]

You're . . . actually going to work with me if Erdogan behaves?

I don't know what to say.

WHY ARE YOU AT WAR WITH ME, WTF???

Don't worry. Once I'm very good friends with Erdogan and a little persuasion and convincing, I'm sure I can call off the war.

[Swedish Allied States]

How about something to do with Sinaloa and El Chapos breakout attempt.

Make China, Russia, or the US collapse so there is just a void of power.

Good. So then Sweden can try to swoop in and take control of it to reestablish order to said country. Sweden will eventually become SUPERPOWER!

[Duestchstien]

Make China, Russia, or the US collapse so there is just a void of power.

Good. So then Sweden can try to swoop in and take control of it to reestablish order to said country. Sweden will eventually become SUPERPOWER!

Or we can have all of them collapse so we all have the potential to screw each other over and start taking shit over.

[Swedish Allied States]

Good. So then Sweden can try to swoop in and take control of it to reestablish order to said country. Sweden will eventually become SUPERPOWER!

Or we can have all of them collapse so we all have the potential to screw each other over and start taking shit over.

How about one at a time. Otherwise it will be a clusterfuck and nukes will be dropped, I know that for a fact. How about we hold off on that for now?

[Krugeristan]

WHY ARE YOU AT WAR WITH ME, WTF???

Don't worry. Once I'm very good friends with Erdogan and a little persuasion and convincing, I'm sure I can call off the war.

Having Aladeen in the same building as Erdogan won't help with that.

[Newne Carriebean7]

nah, he'll be getting some medical help, but he's not the president because of his impeachment, however, I haven't decided on crazy democratic general, or crazy communist general to take power...

How about neither and let the Swedes choose otherwise, we will take the power from you by force and rule Italy ourselves cause the candidates are batshit crazy people. Don't think about trying to fight back cause we will fight back harder on you. The first few weeks of occupation will be brutal if you resist.

the Swedish colony of Italy, what a twist!

[New Rnclave]

> Close a deal with Russia on Crimea and Ukraine, while strategically rallying Europe against them
> Cool race relations in the United States and cut military spending
> Rally Middle eastern powers against ISIS while warming my relations with Iran
> Decriminalize drug use and reduce the strain on the prison system

Fucking help me end the drug war, I've sent letters and requests on the IC but all the other America players have vanished without a single post

I was actually going to talk about helping you with that xD

[Jolthig]

Don't worry. Once I'm very good friends with Erdogan and a little persuasion and convincing, I'm sure I can call off the war.

Having Aladeen in the same building as Erdogan won't help with that.

But...but... he is the world's #1 dictator

[Swedish Allied States]

How about neither and let the Swedes choose otherwise, we will take the power from you by force and rule Italy ourselves cause the candidates are batshit crazy people. Don't think about trying to fight back cause we will fight back harder on you. The first few weeks of occupation will be brutal if you resist.

the Swedish colony of Italy, what a twist!

Sacrifices must be made to protect stability although at this point, I'm pretty sure that all has been thrown out the window. Also yes, Sweden will now rule over Italy. For now, it is a colony I guess.

[Swedish Allied States]

Don't worry. Once I'm very good friends with Erdogan and a little persuasion and convincing, I'm sure I can call off the war.

Having Aladeen in the same building as Erdogan won't help with that.

He will be in a hotel in Downtown. I'm pretty sure I will negotiate with you once he isn't anywhere near you.

[New Rnclave]

How about something to do with Sinaloa and El Chapos breakout attempt.

Make China, Russia, or the US collapse so there is just a void of power.

Neither the US, Russia, or China are anywhere near collapse. Russia economically maybe, but that's a few years down the line.

And any of those collapsing fucks the entire world.

[British Empire Strikes Back]

Also everyone, expect some random events to occur soon.

Would anyone like to suggest any, or would anyone like to have one happen in their country?

How about something to do with Sinaloa and El Chapos breakout attempt.

That could work.