A World On The Brink of Insanity:(Open/Many Nations Open/OOC

[New Rnclave]

So what's going on in Europe???

[British Empire Strikes Back]

Erdogan punched my Deputy PM in the fucking face and gave him a fucking concussion, after he had hallucinated a weird fantasy! We id not do anything to Turkey, and who is the one with the nukes here, we have nukes and I am not going to use them on you, but withdraw your declaration of war or I may use the nukes.

[Duestchstien]

Expect my next post soon.

[New Rnclave]

Erdogan punched my Deputy PM in the fucking face and gave him a fucking concussion, after he had hallucinated a weird fantasy! We id not do anything to Turkey, and who is the one with the nukes here, we have nukes and I am not going to use them on you, but withdraw your declaration of war or I may use the nukes.

There's a UN in this right? Because the US won't tolerate nuclear strikes

[British Empire Strikes Back]

So what's going on in Europe???

Italy annexed Tunisia and Libya, the bombed the Suez Canal and South Africa is going to rebuild it with the assistance of international nations. Scandinavia has invaded Italy, and Italy is led by the mafia. Iberia left the EU and united and they are going to get thier colonies back, Waidya declared war on Italy and Turkey is helping Italy and declared war on South Africa without any provocation because Erdogan had a hallucination and imagined the our Deputy PM bought him hookers and the because of that Erdogan punched him in the face at the Olympics for no reason and gave him a concussion.

[British Empire Strikes Back]

Erdogan punched my Deputy PM in the fucking face and gave him a fucking concussion, after he had hallucinated a weird fantasy! We id not do anything to Turkey, and who is the one with the nukes here, we have nukes and I am not going to use them on you, but withdraw your declaration of war or I may use the nukes.

There's a UN in this right? Because the US won't tolerate nuclear strikes

Yes there is, it was just a threat I am not really going to do that. But can you tell Turkey to call off the war, or maybe the US should invae Italy and Turkey and stabilise the areas and we would send some troops to assist in that.

[British Empire Strikes Back]

Expect my next post soon.

Great, now I will work on my reply to you.

[New Rnclave]

There's a UN in this right? Because the US won't tolerate nuclear strikes

Yes there is, it was just a threat I am not really going to do that. But can you tell Turkey to call off the war, or maybe the US should invae Italy and Turkey and stabilise the areas and we would send some troops to assist in that.

I'm not invading two NATO members. Using diplomacy and allies in the region though? That's my shit

[British Empire Strikes Back]

Yes there is, it was just a threat I am not really going to do that. But can you tell Turkey to call off the war, or maybe the US should invae Italy and Turkey and stabilise the areas and we would send some troops to assist in that.

I'm not invading two NATO members. Using diplomacy and allies in the region though? That's my shit

Okay then, but can you urge them to not invade us for no reason?

[Newne Carriebean7]

ok so, apparently the Italian general in charge should've read the art of war, he's marching his units straight through the deserts of Libya to get to their capital, which is on the coast.

[British Empire Strikes Back]

Would the US be interested in jointly-administering the Suez area?

[Jolthig]

Would the US be interested in jointly-administering the Suez area?

Dude, you should choose me so Wadiya can make more money. And plus, take a jab at Erdogan.

[Pimps Inc]

Cool. Like what?

> Close a deal with Russia on Crimea and Ukraine, while strategically rallying Europe against them
> Cool race relations in the United States and cut military spending
> Rally Middle eastern powers against ISIS while warming my relations with Iran
> Decriminalize drug use and reduce the strain on the prison system

Fucking help me end the drug war, I've sent letters and requests on the IC but all the other America players have vanished without a single post

[Newne Carriebean7]

Time for Vito to die, what a shame.... I luv yuo vito...

and for someone sane ( ish) to take power...

[Jolthig]

Time for Vito to die, what a shame.... I luv yuo vito...

and for someone sane ( ish) to take power...

They better hand over Tunisia and Libya to Aladeen....more oil...more power....more profit.... :3

[Newne Carriebean7]

Time for Vito to die, what a shame.... I luv yuo vito...

and for someone sane ( ish) to take power...

They better hand over Tunisia and Libya to Aladeen....more oil...more power....more profit.... :3

nah, Tunisia's firmly ours, but we can work something out in the end....
* cheery happy music to the end plays*
Now I'm a beliver, la la la!

[Jolthig]

They better hand over Tunisia and Libya to Aladeen....more oil...more power....more profit.... :3

nah, Tunisia's firmly ours, but we can work something out in the end....
* cheery happy music to the end plays*
Now I'm a beliver, la la la!

Then we will back African rebels against you if things work out. :3

[Swedish Allied States]

SAS, can we promise that Aladeen and Erdogan won't run into each other? Even I can't take this shit happening to Erdogan anymore.

I will keep you separate and you will speak and be around me at separate times. The other will be off exploring the city, doing whatever floats your boat.

[Swedish Allied States]

There's a UN in this right? Because the US won't tolerate nuclear strikes

Yes there is, it was just a threat I am not really going to do that. But can you tell Turkey to call off the war, or maybe the US should invae Italy and Turkey and stabilise the areas and we would send some troops to assist in that.

Now that would be my kinda shit. US and Swedish troops in harmony, doing the one goal they need to do: Oust an insane lunatic from power.

[British Empire Strikes Back]

Yes there is, it was just a threat I am not really going to do that. But can you tell Turkey to call off the war, or maybe the US should invae Italy and Turkey and stabilise the areas and we would send some troops to assist in that.

Now that would be my kinda shit. US and Swedish troops in harmony, doing the one goal they need to do: Oust an insane lunatic from power.

Don't work with the Turks, they fucking punched my Deputy PM in the face for no reason, Erdogan is nuts, he will turn on you next!

[Swedish Allied States]

Time for Vito to die, what a shame.... I luv yuo vito...

and for someone sane ( ish) to take power...

I think I will be the one to pick that person. After all, I went through the trouble of getting together a force to invade Italy while all of you were doing jack shit and just making empty threats. I am the REAL MVP of NATO here. I get shit done! You wont get on my level EVER!

[Swedish Allied States]

Now that would be my kinda shit. US and Swedish troops in harmony, doing the one goal they need to do: Oust an insane lunatic from power.

Don't work with the Turks, they fucking punched my Deputy PM in the face for no reason, Erdogan is nuts, he will turn on you next!

Probably because they did shit he hates... he was also poisoned for Christ's sake. And don't worry. If he tries to do anything once Italy is back in power, we will be in control but more sane and invade Turkey to oust him from power and shoot Erdogan in the face if he gets out of line.

[Newne Carriebean7]

Time for Vito to die, what a shame.... I luv yuo vito...

and for someone sane ( ish) to take power...

I think I will be the one to pick that person. After all, I went through the trouble of getting together a force to invade Italy while all of you were doing jack shit and just making empty threats. I am the REAL MVP of NATO here. I get shit done! You wont get on my level EVER!

nah, he'll be getting some medical help, but he's not the president because of his impeachment, however, I haven't decided on crazy democratic general, or crazy communist general to take power...

[British Empire Strikes Back]

Don't work with the Turks, they fucking punched my Deputy PM in the face for no reason, Erdogan is nuts, he will turn on you next!

Probably because they did shit he hates... he was also poisoned for Christ's sake. And don't worry. If he tries to do anything once Italy is back in power, we will be in control but more sane and invade Turkey to oust him from power and shoot Erdogan in the face if he gets out of line.

And South Africa will help you with that. Can you write some sort of statement condemning Turkey or something for declaring war on me?

[British Empire Strikes Back]

I think I will be the one to pick that person. After all, I went through the trouble of getting together a force to invade Italy while all of you were doing jack shit and just making empty threats. I am the REAL MVP of NATO here. I get shit done! You wont get on my level EVER!

nah, he'll be getting some medical help, but he's not the president because of his impeachment, however, I haven't decided on crazy democratic general, or crazy communist general to take power...

Vito will live right, I hope he lives. Why not just play as a normal Italy, or bring Mussolini's grandson to power perhaps...