A World On The Brink of Insanity:(Open/Many Nations Open/OOC

[Jolthig]

We are doing that meeting right?

Yes, just send someone over to South Africa or we could send someone there if you want.

Also is Aladeen married yet?

Send them here.

And no. Not in this RP.

[British Empire Strikes Back]

Also everyone, expect some random events to occur soon.

Would anyone like to suggest any, or would anyone like to have one happen in their country?

gib random event plox...
I'd want a rival mafia member breaking off some of the country to fight in a civil war. possibly some falcone family member from Mafia II, that's where I'm getting my inspiration from, even though Vito was Sicilian.

What about like a massive European windstorm that wipes out some Swedish and Italian troops, and the Swedes have to retreat back home and the war between you two is over, eh?

Or I could have Joey Merlino come and try to take over Malta as his own country.

Or Vito could have a secret son.

Or there could be an earthquakes.

Or Mount Vesuvius erupts again.

Or Silvio Berlusconi comes back and tries/ or successfully siezes power.

Or a descendant of Mussolini wages a civil war to take over the government.

[Swedish Allied States]

gib random event plox...
I'd want a rival mafia member breaking off some of the country to fight in a civil war. possibly some falcone family member from Mafia II, that's where I'm getting my inspiration from, even though Vito was Sicilian.

What about like a massive European windstorm that wipes out some Swedish and Italian troops, and the Swedes have to retreat back home and the war between you two is over, eh?

Or I could have Joey Merlino come and try to take over Malta as his own country.

Or Vito could have a secret son.

Or there could be an earthquakes.

Or Mount Vesuvius erupts again.

Or Silvio Berlusconi comes back and tries/ or successfully siezes power.

Or a descendant of Mussolini wages a civil war to take over the government.

How about any event that doesn't involve the Swedes having to retreat or end the war with Italy? I wanna shoot that Vito bastard in the face for what he's done to Italy and the world.

[Newne Carriebean7]

What about like a massive European windstorm that wipes out some Swedish and Italian troops, and the Swedes have to retreat back home and the war between you two is over, eh?

Or I could have Joey Merlino come and try to take over Malta as his own country.

Or Vito could have a secret son.

Or there could be an earthquakes.

Or Mount Vesuvius erupts again.

Or Silvio Berlusconi comes back and tries/ or successfully siezes power.

Or a descendant of Mussolini wages a civil war to take over the government.

How about any event that doesn't involve the Swedes having to retreat or end the war with Italy? I wanna shoot that Vito bastard in the face for what he's done to Italy and the world.

but we didn't do anything wrong! name one thing that we did wrong.... ok three...

[British Empire Strikes Back]

How about any event that doesn't involve the Swedes having to retreat or end the war with Italy? I wanna shoot that Vito bastard in the face for what he's done to Italy and the world.

but we didn't do anything wrong! name one thing that we did wrong.... ok three...

Which one do you want?

[Swedish Allied States]

How about any event that doesn't involve the Swedes having to retreat or end the war with Italy? I wanna shoot that Vito bastard in the face for what he's done to Italy and the world.

but we didn't do anything wrong! name one thing that we did wrong.... ok three...

Let's see... Putting on a pink tutu and acting like a drunk jackass with the President of Turkey, blowing up the Suez Canal, having the worst manners on Earth, and finally being more fucked up than even the Joker.

[Duestchstien]

Hello.

[Newne Carriebean7]

but we didn't do anything wrong! name one thing that we did wrong.... ok three...

Which one do you want?

a descendant of Mussolini wages a civil war to take over the government, that one sounds interesting, and it'll give other governments reason to try and topple either the vito regime or the other regime...

but we didn't do anything wrong! name one thing that we did wrong.... ok three...

Let's see... Putting on a pink tutu and acting like a drunk jackass with the President of Turkey, blowing up the Suez Canal, having the worst manners on Earth, and finally being more fucked up than even the Joker.

oh yeah, but that's an everyday thing in Italy, we all put on pink tutus, act drunk, blow up canals and are incredibly fucked up every day at exactly 4:50 pm on Wednesdays.

[Swedish Allied States]

but we didn't do anything wrong! name one thing that we did wrong.... ok three...

Which one do you want?

I am trying to decide between the Joey Merlino option and the earthquakes or the Berlusconi scenario. You randomly pick it as I like these 3 that I cant choose for myself.io

[Krugeristan]

but we didn't do anything wrong! name one thing that we did wrong.... ok three...

Let's see... Putting on a pink tutu and acting like a drunk jackass with the President of Turkey, blowing up the Suez Canal, having the worst manners on Earth, and finally being more fucked up than even the Joker.

Do we officially feel bad for Erdogan now?

[Swedish Allied States]

Let's see... Putting on a pink tutu and acting like a drunk jackass with the President of Turkey, blowing up the Suez Canal, having the worst manners on Earth, and finally being more fucked up than even the Joker.

Do we officially feel bad for Erdogan now?

I think I kinda feel bad for the guy. Maybe me putting a bullet into his head will put him out of this never ending nightmare of his. I'm kidding. I'm kidding... Maybe. I kid again. He can stay in Sweden if he needs to get away from that insane Italian bastardo.

[Jolthig]

Wadiya is gonna declare war on the Italians.

[Newne Carriebean7]

Do we officially feel bad for Erdogan now?

I think I kinda feel bad for the guy. Maybe me putting a bullet into his head will put him out of this never ending nightmare of his. I'm kidding. I'm kidding... Maybe. I kid again. He can stay in Sweden if he needs to get away from that insane Italian bastardo.

we're perfectly normal, you're the insane ones!
*runs off to drink sprite in the corner*

[Swedish Allied States]

I think I kinda feel bad for the guy. Maybe me putting a bullet into his head will put him out of this never ending nightmare of his. I'm kidding. I'm kidding... Maybe. I kid again. He can stay in Sweden if he needs to get away from that insane Italian bastardo.

we're perfectly normal, you're the insane ones!
*runs off to drink sprite in the corner*

Yes. A normal leader would definitely dress up in a pink tutu and dance with the Turkish President and shout that he wants to nuke Mexico. Totally normal and not at all wanting me to point a gun at Vito and shoot him. Speaking of that, come back here you Italian son of a bitch!

[British Empire Strikes Back]

Hello.

Hey, I'll reply to you soon, sorry for the wait.

[Franco-Iberie]

I finally finished Suid-Afrika's new flag, and I did it all by hand, here it is:

(Image)

My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 16, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because that flag gave me cancer anyway.

[Swedish Allied States]

Which one do you want?

a descendant of Mussolini wages a civil war to take over the government, that one sounds interesting, and it'll give other governments reason to try and topple either the vito regime or the other regime...

Let's see... Putting on a pink tutu and acting like a drunk jackass with the President of Turkey, blowing up the Suez Canal, having the worst manners on Earth, and finally being more fucked up than even the Joker.

oh yeah, but that's an everyday thing in Italy, we all put on pink tutus, act drunk, blow up canals and are incredibly fucked up every day at exactly 4:50 pm on Wednesdays.

How is that a normal thing in Italy and how are you not wiped off the map by nukes since your nation seems to be retarded insanity? Excuse meh for harsh language. Tryin to prove a point.

[Newne Carriebean7]

a descendant of Mussolini wages a civil war to take over the government, that one sounds interesting, and it'll give other governments reason to try and topple either the vito regime or the other regime...


oh yeah, but that's an everyday thing in Italy, we all put on pink tutus, act drunk, blow up canals and are incredibly fucked up every day at exactly 4:50 pm on Wednesdays.

How is that a normal thing in Italy and how are you not wiped off the map by nukes since your nation seems to be retarded insanity? Excuse meh for harsh language. Tryin to prove a point.

come visit Italy: we are run by the mafia, have invaded several nations, and have blown up the Suez canal, remember, you're the crazy ones in this scenario...

[Swedish Allied States]

How is that a normal thing in Italy and how are you not wiped off the map by nukes since your nation seems to be retarded insanity? Excuse meh for harsh language. Tryin to prove a point.

come visit Italy: we are run by the mafia, have invaded several nations, and have blown up the Suez canal, remember, you're the crazy ones in this scenario...

How are we the crazy ones in this scenario? Any sane person would likely want to erase your nation's existence to prevent future generations from being exposed to cancer. How would we be the crazy ones if we are liberating a country run by the mafia? I think you're the problem Vito. Prepare to get yo ass whacked!

[Krugeristan]

Do we officially feel bad for Erdogan now?

I think I kinda feel bad for the guy. Maybe me putting a bullet into his head will put him out of this never ending nightmare of his. I'm kidding. I'm kidding... Maybe. I kid again. He can stay in Sweden if he needs to get away from that insane Italian bastardo.

Hey, no one likes Erdogan IRL. He's just fricken fun to play as. I have the power to turn him into a lovable teddy bear or a nutty dictator.

Right now, he's a bit of both.

And he just declared war on South Africa.

[Jolthig]

Wadiya is now at war with Italy.

[Newne Carriebean7]

hmmm, I can't decide whether to have Vito be overthrown via coup de tete by a rival mafian member, a democratic crazy general that has*Uncle Sam is my bitch* tattooed to his chest , or the Prime Minister once he returns from the clusterfuck that is the world.

[Jolthig]

hmmm, I can't decide whether to have Vito be overthrown via coup de tete by a rival mafian member, a democratic crazy general that has*Uncle Sam is my bitch* tattooed to his chest , or the Prime Minister once he returns from the clusterfuck that is the world.

All I know is Wadiya is gonna try to keep you out of Africa.

[Krugeristan]

SAS, can we promise that Aladeen and Erdogan won't run into each other? Even I can't take this shit happening to Erdogan anymore.

[Jolthig]

SAS, can we promise that Aladeen and Erdogan won't run into each other? Even I can't take this shit happening to Erdogan anymore.

If Erdogan says something bad to Aladeen, Aladeen will laugh at him.