An Excalibur Squadron Joint

“The three German pocket-battleships permitted by the Treaty of Versailles had been designed with profound thought as commerce-destroyers. Their six 11-inch guns, their 26-knot speed, and the armor they carried had been compressed with masterly skill into the limits of a 10,000-ton displacement. No single British cruiser could match them…the presence of a single raider in the Atlantic called for the employment of half our battle-fleet to give sure protection to the world’s commerce.”
- Winston Churchill, First Lord of the Admiralty
DATE: 0615 hours, 13/12/39
FROM: COMMODORE HARWOOD, OFFICER COMMANDING SOUTH AMERICAN DIVISION RN, AMERICAN AND WEST INDIES STATION
TO: FORCE K, FORCE X
IMMEDIATE: One pocket battleship 034 degrees south, 049 degrees west course 275 degrees.
DATE: 0847 hours, 13/12/39
FROM: COMMODORE HARWOOD, OFFICER COMMANDING SOUTH AMERICAN DIVISION RN, AMERICAN AND WEST INDIES STATION
TO: HMS CUMBERLAND, ADMIRALTY
IMMEDIATE: HMS Ajax, HMS Achilles, HMS Exeter have been heavily engaged. Have withdrawn from daylight close action owing to shortage of ammunition. HMS Exeter hauling away due to damage, two turrets out of action in HMS Ajax.
Pocket battleship has been hit badly. I am shadowing.
DATE: 0941 hours, 13/12/39
FROM: COMMODORE HARWOOD, OFFICER COMMANDING SOUTH AMERICAN DIVISION RN, AMERICAN AND WEST INDIES STATION
TO: ADMIRALTY, FREETOWN STATION
MOST IMMEDIATE.
Position, course, and speed of pocket battleship 034 degrees, 44 minutes south, 051 degrees 40 minutes west, 260 degrees, 22 knots, using call sign Don-Toc-George-Sugar.
HMS Ajax, HMS Achilles shadowing. HMS Exeter very badly damaged. One gun in local control remains in action. Speed reduced maximum eighteen knots.
Have directed her to proceed to Falkland Islands. Aircraft reports twenty-five to thirty hits obtained on pocket battleship, but he still has high speed.
DATE: 1815 hours, 13/12/39
FROM: STAFF OFFICER (RN INTELLIGENCE), MONTEVIDEO
TO: ADMIRALTY
Pocket battleship sighted fifteen miles east from Punta del Este, being engaged by two cruisers.
DATE: 2359 hours, 13/12/39
FROM: STAFF OFFICER (RN INTELLIGENCE), MONTEVIDEO
TO: ADMIRALTY
MOST IMMEDIATE: German pocket battleship anchored in Montevideo Roads 2350 today Wednesday.
DATE: 0050 hours, 14/12/39
FROM: STAFF OFFICER (RN INTELLIGENCE), MONTEVIDEO
TO: ADMIRALTY
German armored ship understood locally to be the Admiral Graf Spee now anchored in Montevideo.
Somewhere off the River Plate estuary
2213 Hours
December 13th, 1939
“…Watch it! Watch it! Get me more ether! Good God, he’s coming out too early!”
With a guttural grunt of pain, Kapitänleutnant Ferdinand Muller emerged from his chemically-induced fugue, coming back to the nightmarish reality of the Graf Spee’s medical bay. Through his bleary eyes and the fug of acrid smoke hanging in the room, he could hardly see anything. His entire body felt like it had been hit by a huge hammer, and it was at its worst in his legs, which felt like they had been swarmed by hornets. Working through his groggy stupor, he tried to force himself upright, only for his arms to weakly push himself against the slope of the bed, a sensation that was as unfamiliar as it was unsettling. The dull moans and cries of wounded men reverberated around him.
Realizing where he was, a horrible feeling of panic erupted from his gut, seizing his chest and hitting his brain like lightning, cutting through the fog of the ether.
How did I get here?
“What…” he muttered through gritted teeth, the words coming only with great effort, “happened to me?”
The indistinct blur in front of his eyes gradually resolved itself into the sweaty, reddened visage of Leutnant Wachtel, one of the Spee’s surgeons, stress and barely-contained exhaustion written all over his face.
“You were on the forecastle when the enemy fire intensified,” the surgeon explained. “You must have been knocked unconscious by sudden concussive shock…don’t you remember? You were in a bad way- we must have pulled half a kilo of shrapnel out of your legs-”
Wachtel picked up a small basin from the tray mounted next to Muller's surgical bed, and tilted it so Muller could see. Inside was an impressive number of jagged metal splinters, blood still coating some of them.
"This is all the shrapnel we've managed to find so far. We may not have gotten all of them. You shouldn't be walking for another-"
Ignoring the surgeon, Muller successfully pulled himself upright, and looked around him. To his immeasurable relief, he could see and move his arms and hands – albeit weakly – and both his legs were still in position in their proper places. Every second that passed, he felt just slightly stronger as the ether wore off. Seeing no need to stay down, Muller winced as he swiveled himself in the bed, trying to take to his feet.
Practically in a panic, Wachtel tried to hold him back. “Lieutenant, you cannot stand up yet! Your legs have practically been eviscerated! You’re lucky to be-“
Muller looked down at the surgeon’s hands trying to keep him in the bed, looked at the fully occupied room around him momentarily, and then stared into the man’s face with withering intensity.
“Where are my men?”
The surgeon reluctantly removed his hands from the Lieutenant's massive shoulders – trying to restrain Muller would have been futile anyways – and tried to wipe the sweat from his face.
"I couldn't say, Lieutenant. Please, you must lay back down, your injuries are significant."
To this, Muller only sneered in response, as his muscled arms, now feeling more or less functional, heaved his hulking frame upright, and he swiveled himself back onto his feet. For as long as Muller could remember, his physical fitness had been his crowning pride, and the thought of being an invalid in any capacity was physically repulsive to him, no matter the reason. All his life, he'd taken as much pride in scorning pain inflicted on him as he had in inflicting pain on others - as a champion boxer, as a street-fighter for the National Socialist Party, and as a soldier for Germany. His current position as an Officer in the Reich's Naval Infantry, the leader of the Graf Spee's platoon-sized marine contingent, only made showing weakness that much more unacceptable.
As the ship's surgeon looked on in a mixture of puzzlement and disbelief, Muller quietly donned his boots and proceeded to carry on like he hadn't been lacerated to within an inch of his life, losing a formidable amount of blood in the process.
"Lieutenant, didn't you hear me?" the surgeon muttered hopelessly. "I must insist-"
"What happened? Who won?"
For a moment, the surgeon didn't know what Muller meant. Finally, he blinked and tried to come up with an answer.
"Our Captain broke off the combat. He said that at least one English cruiser has been sunk, but two more still pursue us, and we have sustained serious damage. The last I heard, he was taking us into one of the River Plate ports - to Buenos Aires or Montevideo, I couldn't say."
Muller narrowed his eyes at this unpleasant news, his face otherwise as expressive as an iron mask.
"The Plate...there's nothing for us there. No friendly ports."
"I don't like it either. But perhaps he can still pull us out from this situation. He's lead us well, this far."
Lost in his own memories of the battle, the surgeon suddenly snapped back to awareness.
"But all the same, Kapitänleutnant, you must rest. I will not force you to stay here, but I fear you'll do permanent damage to yourself if you try and exert yourself so quickly."
For a moment, Muller's sneer returned. Retrieving his Mauser sidearm and his trench knife from the table, he fastened it securely in his holster.
"Unfortunately, Leutnant Wachtel, I'm not inclined to relax on my ass while the British run us down. Thanks for the help."
And with that, Muller turned on his heel (the surgeon practically wincing in sympathetic pain as he did so) and marched out of the infirmary, his head held high and his nerves screaming in pain.
Grimacing freely now that nobody could see, he knew he'd have to work hard to conceal his pain. But on another level, this was the first time in months that he'd been confronted with any kind of real physical danger or challenge. For months now, the Spee had endlessly ranged the vast Atlantic and Indian Oceans, the monotony only broken up by the occasional discovery of an enemy merchant vessel. As the leader of the Spee's boarding parties, Muller had relished these little skirmishes for all they were worth - but they were a thin gruel to a man as accustomed to violence as he was. All his life, as long as he could remember, he'd loved to fight, and had built his body and mind accordingly. But this was no advantage when every single boarding since the war began had been quick, clean, and bloodless, without even a shot being fired in anger to get the heart pumping and the adrenaline rushing. At times, the frustration and boredom had been too much, and endlessly training and drilling the men could only stave off Muller's lust to get the enemy in his hands and wring their necks himself.
And now, the Spee had certainly found some combat. Muller intended to make the most of it, even if it hurt like hell.
Fighting as hard as he could to keep any trace of pain off his features, Muller couldn't help but recoil internally at the state of the vessel. Debris from the battle littered the hallways, shards of metal and glass crunched and skittered under his boots, and the air still reeked bitterly of fuel oil and cordite discharge. At several points, the interior wall of the Graf Spee had been visibly breached by the fire of the enemy cruisers, with the sea and darkened sky visible beyond. Oil and blood stained the floors, and the handful of sailors Muller passed seemed to be half-dazed from shock. Even the omnipresent vibrations of the Spee's engines felt off, more tremulous and unsteady than usual. Trying to get to the deck, the closest door was stove in - Muller had to put his shoulder behind it to force it open.
"Gott im Himmel..."
As he gazed around in shock, it was obvious that the interior devastation was nothing compared to the state of the once-proud battleship in the outside. Whole AA installations had been blasted into charred heaps of metal. Some were simply missing altogether. The burned-out carcass of the ship's Arado spotter plane hung loosely from its catapult, only the twisted metal of the undercarriage holding it in position. Everywhere - from the wooden decks, to the delicate sensor arrays, to the heavily armored conning tower - seemed to be perforated with shell-holes, their size ranging from about the size of a coin to the size of a large dinner plate. The paint had melted and peeled off of the barrels of the Spee's remaining cannons, and the entire superstructure had been blackened. Smoke still curled upwards from the hull Muller had never seen anything like it. Sailors were attempting repairs on some of the damage, but the sheer scale of the Spee's wounds were clearly beyond their capacity to fix on their own.
Muller checked his watch, somehow still functioning through the battering he'd took. It was almost 2000 hours. He'd been out for almost thirteen continuous hours since the battle. True to the doctor's word, the ship was heading west, towards the Plate - and Argentina and Uruguay.
The doctor's words about the battle reverberated in his mind, and something didn't make sense about them.
Why did the Captain quit the battle?
It was a strange move. While Muller's memories of the battle were far from complete and the damage to the ship was clear, the idea that the Captain would pull back from the engagement and try to hide instead of pressing the advantage and seizing victory at any cost rankled him deeply. While the last few months had been an extremely successful cruise for the Spee, Muller had always suspected that Captain Langsdorff was perhaps too much of a soft hand for his position. And now that the Spee faced its first true test, Langsdorff had turned tail.
It did not bode well for the future.
"Kapitänleutnant Muller!"
Muller turned towards the call to see one of the men of his platoon, Leutnant Gottschalk, approaching. Gottschalk looked to be in bad shape himself, with an arm in a sling and bandages shrouding his hands.
"It's good you've awakened. Captain Langsdorff has sent me to check on you and see how your recovery was-"
"I am recovered," Muller interjected brusquely. "Was just knocked off my feet for a moment. What does the Captain want?"
"Right, sir," Gottschalk stuttered, tactfully ignoring that Muller had been incapacitated for over half a day. "He - he has called an immediate meeting on the bridge of all the senior officers onboard the ship to discuss our strategy for the next few days. He wants you there, if you're fit to attend."
"Very well," Muller grunted. "While I'm there, rally the men in our ready room. I'll speak with them after the conference is concluded."
And there, Muller thought to himself, we shall see what kind of man our Captain Langsdorff really is.






