Washington (US Political RP; 2016 ; Special Events ; OPEN!)

[Prolieum]

"Senator, while you bandy about your worries about the diplomatic wording used to describe ISIS, people are dying, women are being raped, homosexuals thrown off of rooftops, children abused, innocents thrown into slavery. I cannot comprehend the morality of thinking that a diplomatic nicety is somehow more important than their suffering."

[Argentarino]

"Senator, while you bandy about your worries about the diplomatic wording used to describe ISIS, people are dying, women are being raped, homosexuals thrown off of rooftops, children abused, innocents thrown into slavery. I cannot comprehend the morality of thinking that a diplomatic nicety is somehow more important than their suffering."

"Governor, you aren't aware of the nuances of a declaration of war, which is understandable. I don't hold you at fault for that. But legitimacy for these organizations means that they can go around with their propaganda campaigns in foreign countries, and believe it or not Governor, propaganda is one of their most effective tools. If the Congress passes the AUMF, which ensures the exact same result as a declaration of war minus that setback, then we can take them out."

[Prolieum]

"And why haven't they passed it, Senator?"

[Jovuistan]

"And why haven't they passed it, Senator?"

Patrick's Twitter

"@GovKuz We kind of have these things called other Bills."

(Pretend that he got Kuzzy's Twitter handle right)

[Argentarino]

"And why haven't they passed it, Senator?"

"Because it is the quorum, Governor. Like all pieces of legislation, including the declaration of war, budgets, health care bills, civil rights bills, resolutions admiring Denmark for its love of liberty, they go through a quorum, a process. Right now, we're discussing the PARAMA bill."

[Prolieum]

"No, Senator, that's not it. They haven't passed it because you disappeared. You introduced it-and ran off to the campaign trail, never to be seen on the Senate floor again."

"You are a fraud, Senator Conti. You act as if you care only enough to try to squeeze out support. If you cared, you wouldn't been schmoozing with donors-you would be fighting for action. If you cared, you wouldn't be being offended about words, you would be taking action. If you cared, you would bother to prepare for the position that you want. The Presidency is a responsibility, Senator. It requires determination, skill, work, experience, and knowledge. You decided you didn't need any of that. You come up hear without a clue, without policy, and without a plan, and think you can make your way to the presidency with a few snappy comebacks, and making people feel sorry for you."

"I hate to break it to you, Senator, but you can't. The Presidency isn't a game, it's a responsibility. If you want something done, take action, and do it-don't leave it out to dry after you've gotten your political points."

"I may not always say what I mean, Senator-but I always get done what I say I will-and that is the way you run a country."

[Tallahassee News Station]

Governors, Senators, please. We are moving on to the closing.

One, final, question, in closing. You will go in the order of the opening. A President has many responsibilities and powers-but if you could do one, single thing in the Presidency-only one, what would you do?"

[Argentarino]

"No, Senator, that's not it. They haven't passed it because you disappeared. You introduced it-and ran off to the campaign trail, never to be seen on the Senate floor again."

"You are a fraud, Senator Conti. You act as if you care only enough to try to squeeze out support. If you cared, you wouldn't been schmoozing with donors-you would be fighting for action. If you cared, you wouldn't be being offended about words, you would be taking action. If you cared, you would bother to prepare for the position that you want. The Presidency is a responsibility, Senator. It requires determination, skill, work, experience, and knowledge. You decided you didn't need any of that. You come up hear without a clue, without policy, and without a plan, and think you can make your way to the presidency with a few snappy comebacks, and making people feel sorry for you."

"I hate to break it to you, Senator, but you can't. The Presidency isn't a game, it's a responsibility. If you want something done, take action, and do it-don't leave it out to dry after you've gotten your political points."

"I may not always say what I mean, Senator-but I always get done what I say I will-and that is the way you run a country."

"Governor, that is certainly how it works. Shall I sit you down to some Schoolhouse Rock and educate you how Congress works? I introduced it to the floor, and as is procedure, it has to go through committee. Once it goes through committee, it is brought to the floor to a vote. So sit down, and educate yourself. Then come back when you're done blasting hot air."

[Prolieum]

"You are lying, Senator. I expected nothing more from you. Now turn around and address the people. If you don't understand how politics works, perhaps you can at least understand the moderator's instructions."

[Tallahassee News Station]

Governor, Senator, enough. Senator Conti, stay on-task and make your closing statement, or I will be forced to skip you.

[Argentarino]

Governors, Senators, please. We are moving on to the closing.

One, final, question, in closing. You will go in the order of the opening. A President has many responsibilities and powers-but if you could do one, single thing in the Presidency-only one, what would you do?"

"If there was one thing I could do, I would ensure that every young man and woman has an access to a good education. Because when we invest in our children, we invest in our future. And, as with all policies, I would work with Congress to reduce tuition, make schools more up-to-date, among other initiatives to ensure that our students learn all there is to learn and use what they learn to make our country better."

[Democratic Peoples republic of Kelvinsi]

Governors, Senators, please. We are moving on to the closing.

One, final, question, in closing. You will go in the order of the opening. A President has many responsibilities and powers-but if you could do one, single thing in the Presidency-only one, what would you do?"

"What we need in America is an improved healthcare bill, the ACA is something that has had the best of intentions but failed big time. I plan on working across the aisle with Republicans on a new plan that would give all Americans an equal amount of basic coverage in healthcare with the gaps being filled in by insurance companies similar to the one in Canada, however I am open to criticism and change from both sides of the aisle."

[Prolieum]

"I'm going to fix the economy. I did it in New Hampshire, and I can do it in the United States of America. Unemployment, underpayment, the wage gap, stagnant pay, the decline of the middle class, the loss of jobs-we face great problems, and I will fight to my last breath to resolve them. If elected, I will make this once again an economy that works for everyone-and that, is a promise."

[Tallahassee News Station]

Thank you all for showing up, and debating here tonight, and have a good night.

[Prolieum]

Senator Kuznetsov headed over to shake Conti's hand.

[Argentarino]

Senator Kuznetsov headed over to shake Conti's hand.

Conti shakes her hand, and says, "You were good, can we talk later? About your...personal comments?" He later goes to shake Danders's hand.

[Prolieum]

"We'll have to see about that."


Kuznetsov headed off to the side of the stage to shake Dander's hand.

[Prolieum]

Welcome to WSAZ, Channel 3, for tonight's gubernatorial debates. We have the candidates from the Republican, Democratic, and Mountain Party here before you to lay out the case for why they deserve to be the next Governor of this great state. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome our candidates with a showing of some good West Virginia hospitality.

(The small crowd applauded, as the candidates were called to the stage)

[Sanabel]

Sheriff Sinclair strode onto the stage, waving with both hands, smiling broadly.

"Hello, good people of West Virginia. Thank you for putting me on this stage tonight, so I can tell you a tale, a tale about how West Virginia could be. Right now, it doesn't take a genius to see that our infrastructure is a mess, our education systems one of the worst in the nation, and we have an economy on a sharp downward turn thanks to the elites and their war on not only coal, but our way of life. When I am made governor, we wont stand for any more of this crap! The West Virginian is a simple folk, we value honor, hard work, and family, something our state government in Charleston and our federal govment in Washington seem to forget. But no more, my friends, no more. West Virginia will be back on the right track, with a government of, by, and for the people!"

[Democratic Peoples republic of Kelvinsi]

Welcome to WSAZ, Channel 3, for tonight's gubernatorial debates. We have the candidates from the Republican, Democratic, and Mountain Party here before you to lay out the case for why they deserve to be the next Governor of this great state. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome our candidates with a showing of some good West Virginia hospitality.

(The small crowd applauded, as the candidates were called to the stage)

As State Senator Abraham Blocker(D) strut up to the stage, polished, teeth shined, the epitome of the politician.

'Hello West Virginians, I was born the son of two coal miners and they truly lived the American Dream. I was able to work hard in High School, and eventually get out of the mines and went to university. I was able to find my happiness there, working 10 years in Fairfax County working as an IT consultant, there I met some fantastic people. However, I felt like I had an unrepaid debt to my home state of West Virginia to serve as a state representative where I created numerous bills to lift the needy out of poverty. So I hope that you can give me your vote November 8th, and I will work tirelessly in Washington to help the people of this state the right to pursue happiness. Thank you."

[Sanabel]

"I see the elites are with us tonight, folks. How's IT these days, must make you forget how many of us have real jobs, boy."

[Federal States of Xathuecia]

“West Virginiaaaaa! I love this state, truly diiiivvvvviiiiinnnneeeee. But I must say, it needs serious fixing. How? I’ll tell y’all how. The people of this great state are being oppressed! We have a high poverty rate and that is something not only we have to address but something we have got to fight for! The state needs to care for them and we need to get this people back on their feet! It is the West Virginian way! Because I believe in universal health care and I think we all should for the sake of our neighbor and our state! And there are numerous other issues we have got. And if y'all lend me your ears tonight, I'll show you the true person, yes a woman too, for this job!”

[Sanabel]

"And Hollywood sent you their shill, come down to pick your pocket. Universal healthcare? What a damn joke. How's showbiz these days, Phoney Frany?"

[Prolieum]

Thank you all for being here. We're going to start off on something that really impacts everyone here-the economy. There has been a great deal of talk recently on the coal industry here in this state, but over 97% of West Virginians work in industries other than coal. This is a question for Senator Blocker, and anyone can answer after him-how would you seek to grow the economy of West Virginia for those 97%?

[Federal States of Xathuecia]

"And Hollywood sent you their shill, come down to pick your pocket. Universal healthcare? What a damn joke. How's showbiz these days, Phoney Frany?"

“It’s as sexist and bigot-filled as you Mr. Sinclair.”