Washington (US Political RP; 2016 ; Special Events ; OPEN!)

[Prolieum]

"I'm saying that I'm not even the one that gets to make that call. Now, I think that the thing we should be worried about is the life of the mother, and that's the way I see things, that we should protect her life, but I'm also saying that the Court made its decision, and its a lot more important to talk about the real needs of these people then some list of ethics dilemnas."

[Democratic Peoples republic of Kelvinsi]

"Very well, next question is to you Senator Maxwell. You are currently under an ethics investigation, how can Marylanders trust you?"

[Tectonix]

"I've served Maryland faithfully since 1998, when I was first elected to the Baltimore City Council. Besides this new investigation, I've had no ethical violation allegations against me. The investigation itself, to my knowledge, has not released any specific allegations, and I've pledged to work and cooperate with anything the Committee wishes from me."

[Democratic Peoples republic of Kelvinsi]

"Officer Dellinger, would you support a law that would restrict the use of handguns to Police and military personnel?"

[Prolieum]

"Senator, you ain't never served on no city council here in Baltimore!"

[Vaquas]

"The people of Maryland have made it very clear that they are in favor of increased restrictions on firearms. Handguns have also been shown to be the leading weapon of choice for those who commit gun-related homicides in this country. Restricting the avaliability of these weapons has been shown to dry up the supply, so I would not be opposed to such a ban, given the evidence at hand."

[Tectonix]

"Senator, you ain't never served on no city council here in Baltimore!"

"From 1998 to around 2010 I did."

[Prolieum]

"No, you didn't Senator. I don't know why you're lying to these fine people, but you better stop."

[Democratic Peoples republic of Kelvinsi]

"Senator, you ain't never served on no city council here in Baltimore!"

"From 1998 to around 2010 I did."

"Senator you have never served in the Baltimore city council, you served on the Annapolis city council. Why did you lie again?"

[Vaquas]

"From 1998 to around 2010 I did."

"Senator you have never served in the Baltimore city council, you served on the Annapolis city council. Why did you lie again?"

"This only goes to show how willing the Democrats are to lie to further their political careers."

[Terrelis]

GREEN NATIONAL CONVENTION
AUGUST 3, 2016

Kailen Murray walked onto the stage smiling and waving at the cheering crowd. This was his first public appearance since his resignation in May, and he was both eager and nervous. He was already having reservations about his speech because he had wrote it himself, and he'd never been all that good at writing these types of things.

“Good Evening my fellow Greens! I know some of you may be a little surprised to see me here tonight, especially after abruptly resigning from my post as Governor and disappearing for two months. Right now some of you may be thinking that I am a traitor for leaving my party, and some of you may think that I am cray for resigning and going on a tirade, and there are some that may think I'm just a big ole failure for doing so badly in the democratic primary; and honestly you'd all be justified in calling me any of those. However, tonight I don't stand before you as a former democrat, or a former governor, or a former presidential candidate; tonight I stand before you as a husband, a father, a brother, a son.

I stand before you as someone who though raised in a life of privilege, though that privilege was quickly taken away from parents who disowned me because my political beliefs differed from theirs. I stand before you as someone who often went days without eating in college because I couldn't afford it. I stand before you as someone who knows what its like to feel like the best option for you would be giving up. I stand before you as an educator who has seen first hand the negative effects the war on public schools has on students. I stand before you as a father who fears everyday that his sons will have to grow up in a country where they can be killed just because of the color of their skin. And in spite all of that I stand before you as a man with hope.

Hope that the youth of America will grow up in a world where they are all treated equally. Hope that every person in America will have access to quality healthcare despite their economic status. Hope that America will begin to protect its people over its pockets with trade deals that favor workers and not wall street. Hope that women will be able to earn the same as men for doing the exact same job. Hope that families will no longer be divided because they are deemed “illegal”; there is no such thing as an illegal human being we are people not property. Hope that a woman's choices with her body will no longer be dictated by someone else personal beliefs. Hope that the government will no longer simply play the game of politics but will stand up and protect the people they've been elected to serve.

I know that there is a bright future for our country. A future free of partisan politics and intolerance; a future free of lying and corrupt politicians; a future of love, acceptance, and service towards one another. There is only one way that we can secure this future and that is if each and every one you get out and start knocking on doors, starting telling your friends and coworkers about our party, and on November 8 and vote Green!

So today I don't stand before you as a politician or a party leader, I stand before you as a fellow American and a fellow Green and I say its up to us to build a brighter future for our nation! SO GREENS, LETS GET BUILDING!”

[Tectonix]

"From 1998 to around 2010 I did."

"Senator you have never served in the Baltimore city council, you served on the Annapolis city council. Why did you lie again?"

"A lie implies intentional deceit, which was not what I wanted to do. You are correct, I did serve on the Annapolis City Council, not the Baltimore one; I spend a lot of time in Baltimore these days, so I'm sorry for the confusion. Now, can we please return to the real issues?"

[Prolieum]

"Yeah right, you just plum forgot the place you worked for twelve years. That's like me sayin' I was born in England and I'm the Queen's cousin!"

[Tectonix]

"Seems to me like Republicans are too busy politicizing a normal mistake to discuss the actual policies and problems facing our state."

[Prolieum]

"Seems to me a Democrat that the ethics committee is taken a look at is tryin' to get around explain' why he lied to everyone."

[Tectonix]

"You really believe ethics has to do with mistaking the name of a city council?"

[Prolieum]

"I think that if you worked as a politician for twelve years in the same city, same city you were born in mind you, and you can't even remember the that you worked in that city, then you're either completely incompetent, or you didn't care much for those people at all, and I don't think either of those reflects very nicely on you Mr. Senator. I don't know if you think its better to be a liar, an incompetent, or someone who don't care nothing for the people, but you are at least one 'a those things."

[Democratic Peoples republic of Kelvinsi]

"Alright gentlemen, next question to all of you, leading from the Green party candidate's question. What is your stance on the 2nd amendment?"

[Prolieum]

"Well, I'm not gonna be the seem as quite all Republicans on this one. Now what I want to say first off is what whatshisface over here is suggesting is just foolery, banning handguns like that. I don't know if he's ever lived where its dangerous, but taken guns out o' the hands of people who really need to protect themselves and their family isn't just stupid, its downright criminal. But like I said, I'm not too much like a lot of other Republicans on this. We got a right to bear arms, but I think that some reasonable gun control is reasonable, doing checks on people to make sure that its honest folk getting the guns, and not some loon or gangbanger. But those honest folk should have that right to own a handgun, if they check out, I own one myself, and takin' that away is a load of horse---radish."

[Tectonix]

"Taking guns out of the hands of people who genuinely need them for protection is not my plan, nor will it. The right to bear arms is written in the Bill of Rights, regardless of how we may want it differently. Gun control measures are the way to go; banning is simply lunacy. Background checks, review process for mentally ill requestees, licenses for high-capacity firearms and more stringent tests to acquire said licenses, which I'll remind those at home that one of the questions on a test is 'TRUE or FALSE - DO always point the barrel of the gun away from your face,' would be my first step. People should be safe in the knowledge that those whom bear such deadly weaponry have a stable state of mind and won't jeopardize their life or their family's life."

[Democratic Peoples republic of Kelvinsi]

"So, next question is to you Mr. Kingsley. What do you think about Gov. Williams and his efforts to pass the Federal Marriage Amendment?:

[Prolieum]

"I think it's pretty dumb."

[Democratic Peoples republic of Kelvinsi]

"I think it's pretty dumb."

"So you do not agree with the Federal Marriage Amendment?"

[Prolieum]

"No, not really."

[Democratic Peoples republic of Kelvinsi]

"Well next question is to all of you. Is there anything your nominees could do to lose your endorsement?"