Washington (US Political RP; 2016 ; IC ; OPEN!)

[The Portland Territory]

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Dallas, Texas
At Senator Matteos Egazarian's 2nd rally in Texas is 32,700 people attending. After Senator Gonzalez's remarks at his rally today about Egazarian and his supporters, it is expected that much of the rally will be revoking his accusations. It is also expected that he will further talk about immigration. Rock, Metal, and Patriotic tunes are being played to the massive crowd as they wait for Egazarian. Hundreds are holding Egazarian posters and waving American flags. Then, Egazarian walked onto the stage, waving to the massive crowd. They went wild upon sight of him, chanting "Farmer Matt", "Eg-a-zarian", and "U-S-A". Then, he walked up to the podium and began.

Helllooooooo Dallas!

*the crowd gave a welcoming cheer*

And how are you all cowboys doing?

*the crowd laughed*

You know, sorry to say but the New England Patriots have been doing a bit better than your team this season.

*the crowd booed then Egazarian began to laugh*

If you want to debate sports, meet me after and I'll gladly show you my Patriot Pride.

*the crowd laughed*

Anyways, I don't like doing this at all, but I feel like it is a necessary evil in which I must discuss. And that subject, is Senator Gonzalez.

*many in the crowd booed*

Damn, y'all must really hate him if I said nothing about him and y'all still boo him.

*the crowd laughed*

Anyways, in his rally today, he said some nasty things about me, and my supporters including you people. He told his crowd that if they ever see an Egazarian supporter, they should "knock him the hell out". Especially, if they "put their hands on you." Folks, a leader who is openly inciting violence against people of a different ideology is a leader that we should reject. Anyone remember that Pro-Gonzalez protestor in Charleston, I think it was? The one who screamed out calling me a "Fucking Hick"? In response, Gonzalez said, "They ripped his sign out of his hand, they subdued him, placed their filthy hands over his mouth." Well you know what? When a man interrupts a rally, a place where everyone should get along, then yes, he should be silenced. If he wants to debate me, then he should just yell at me demanding a one-on-one debate between me and him there and now. I would accept that. He could've done that rather than spewing out random shit that helps nobody and just ruins the event. And what were they supposed to do? Nothing until the police came? Nuh-uh, I understand people and when they see police coming to arrest them, then they will try to run. What my supporters did was right and they should not be demonized for it.

*the crowd cheered*

And you really know what pisses me off? When Gonzalez demonizes innocent people, then he tells his supporters to beat us up, and then says, "Just goes to show you what kind of supporters Egazarian has." Has a supporter of mine rudely interrupted Gonzalez's or any other candidate's rally yet? No! And if his supporters listen to him and cause fights to happen, then what will he do? Blame it on me? Folks, he is going into dangerous territory. He is going too aggressive in this race and is using his supporters as pawns to try and suppress us. We do not need that as a leader. He calls us filthy dogs because I'm a threat to his candidacy. He can go after me any day of the week, he does anyways with these meaningless cheap shots, but how dare he go after my supporters and wish violence upon him. I think that is enough to disqualify him, don't you think?

*the crowd went wild*

Now to continue this rant, let's go into another accusation he made. He said, and I quote: "You know... he is a weak leader, and many people are questioning where he stands, especially his own state of Rhode Island who thought he was a moderate but he is adopting far right positions more and more." Folks, I am a bit of a moderate. I admit it, don't shoot me! But I did not adopt any "far-right" polices. Hell, my immigration policies are very close to Gonzalez's, except I'm more moderate when it comes to immigration as a whole. It's not far-right to want a build a wall because I want to stop illegal immigration. It's common sense. In today's rally down in San Antonio, I showed you the statistics, why I want to build a wall and strengthen border security, and the Border Patrol's view on it. And they all amount up to the fact that we need to be tough on illegal immigration. So Gonzalez, it is not far-right. In fact, if you want to throw the Fascist Finger around, then you should be pointing it at your endorser Governor Drumpf. He isn't a fascist by definition but he's the closest to one.

*the crowd laughed*

Now to explain another accusation made by Gonzalez: "He is an opportunist, playing the game of politics, just like the establishment. He will say anything and do anything to get votes, he's a dog." Folks, if you look into what I said last month, last year, 11 years ago when I started going into politics, you will see that I did not evolve my positions. I am a Pragmatic Populist and have always been one since my early teen years. He is literally throwing accusations his supporters about me like they're fact when in reality, record shows that I have not changed much. And guess what? Now he throws the Establishment Finger at me. He's using it like every single member of the government is part of the Establishment, which means that he is also part of the Establishment.

*the crowd laughed*

But seriously, you can only tell if someone is part of the establishment by looking at their policies. Most Establishment inidicators are Pro-Globalism, Elite policies. Folks, I am the opposite. I am a nationalist, protectionist, nativist, and of course, Populist. I grew up poor and have learned from it. I learned the struggles of being poured and used them to mold my policies which are based around helping the lower and middle classes. If Gonzalez is going to throw around accusations and call me names, like far-rightist, establishmentarian, dog, he should at least be correct about what he calls me.

*Egazarian shrugged and the crowd laughed*

And lastly, his continuation of "Kisergate". Even after I proved that your great Governor, Kiser....

*Egazarian was interrupted by cheering from the crowd*

I told them that he's a good guy!

*the crowd laughed*

Anyways, I proved that Governor Kiser was innocent and only meant well and that the media lied about what he said, and yet he continues to go on this path. This wrong path. He keeps insisting that we're secessionists when we're not. He literally twisted my words around in another one of his rallies to make me look like a secessionist. He literally flat out lied about me in front of his supporters!

*the crowd booed*

He is just like the media: Trying to belittle us by twisting our words around. He thinks that he defeated me, but he hasn't. And this can be seen in South Carolina. A state where he was so determined to win in, but in the end, I won 50% of the votes!

*the crowd cheered*

Alright, now, it looks like I devoted this rally to scrutinizing Gonzalez. It's not very professional, I must admit. But it was necessary. Why? Because soon you will be voting and I want you all, supporters here, supporters watching online, and people who are still deciding or have made up their minds, to see who Gonzalez. He is a man who is filled with rhetoric, has no sufficient plans for anything, and insults other candidates to earn the peoples' trust. Mind you, this is the man that under his tax plan, you Texans will have to pay thousands more in income tax!

*the crowd booed*

He is a man who votes well in the Senate, but he is not a leader. The fact that he wants his supporters to wage war against my alone is morally disqualifying him. He is not the man for the job and he will never be during this election cycle. Maybe in 4 years, maybe in 8, but not now. And so folks, I want you all to think about him and ask yourself, "Is he really the man to fix America?". Thank you for attending folks, and God bless you all!

*the crowd went wild as Egazarian ended his speech. he walked away from the podium and shook the hands of dozens of supporters for 7 minutes until walking off the stage*

[Prolieum]

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[The Portland Territory]

*Egazarian was watching the news when he saw the political cartoon of Garestaer, Assad, and Erdogan*

Son of a.......

*he took out his iPhone and went on Twitter*



*he then got off of Twitter and called Garestaer*

[Krugeristan]

*Egazarian was watching the news when he saw the political cartoon of Garestaer, Assad, and Erdogan*

Son of a.......

*he took out his iPhone and went on Twitter*

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*he then got off of Twitter and called Garestaer*

Garestaer was sitting in a bakery, trying to look completely normal while eating a biscuit when his phone rang. Glancing at the ID, he smirked when he saw it was Egazarian, and picked up. "Hello?" he said with his mouth full.

[The Portland Territory]

*Egazarian was watching the news when he saw the political cartoon of Garestaer, Assad, and Erdogan*

Son of a.......

*he took out his iPhone and went on Twitter*

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*he then got off of Twitter and called Garestaer*

Garestaer was sitting in a bakery, trying to look completely normal while eating a biscuit when his phone rang. Glancing at the ID, he smirked when he saw it was Egazarian, and picked up. "Hello?" he said with his mouth full.

Hey, uh, Garestaer? Did you, uh, see that cartoon they made of you and Assad and Erdogan?

[Prolieum]

Minneapolis, Minnesota

"Heloooo Minesoooota!" Reed grinned like a child. "Minesooooota Minesoooooooota. Heck, you guys have to have the best state name in this whole darn country, it is a barrel of fun to say. Come on, do it with me"

"Minnnesssooooooooota!"

Reed laughed. "Heck yeah, All right all right, I cannot play around with that accent all night, dont'cha know? I probably should start doing something Presidential. Um, anyone have an eagle for my shoulder?"

The crowd laughs. then cheers, as a man comes out with a well-sized turkey chick poised on a glove. Reed takes the glove, and plays with the turkey a little bit.

"Well, I would have an eagle, but it turns out that it is actually illegal to do that. Bummer. So, I figured-Benjamin Franklin had a good idea-hey, Reed, bring in a wild turkey! And, there you have it."

The crowd cheered.

"Now lets get down to business." an aid came up to take the turkey-Reed waves him off "I got this." and the aide shakes his head and leaves, prompting another round of laughter from the crowd.

"Turkey thieves. Now, if only I had come up with a speech on crime, I could probably segue that into the next line but-oh look!"

He points

"A distraction! Now, as I was saying, about immigration..."

More laughter.

"Immigration is such a hot-button topic, wrapped up in a lot of emotion, and a lot of obfuscation, so I am going to speak about it very bluntly. There are two things, two simple things."

"America is a nation of immigrants, a melting pot-the greatest melting pot, a truly unique place where we cast aside our differences to engage in a state of being that is truly American, assimilating immigrants into our great culture, where they add their own unique flavors. We always have been, and always will be, a land of hope for all around the world, and a welcoming nation for those who choose to come here."

"But it is something that is supremely unfair to those immigrants, and to Americans who were born here, when people skip the line, when the law is bypassed, the process avoided. I am for immigration-and it is because of that that I am against illegal immigration. Who do you think is hurt worst by illegal immigration? Other immigrants. It is like a movie theatre. We are all sitting in the theatre, and then some people slip in past the line-and it causes us some problems, but the angriest people are the ones who just got cut in line."

"Too many decide to take a stand against illegal immigration, and demonize all immigrants, or demonize the countries they come from-so much hostility has been directed at Mexico, and, sadly, Mexicans in the United States who came here legally, who are just as American as you or I-good, hardworking, God-fearing people who love this country, but are looked down upon. I say enough with that. Illegal immigration comes from many sources, not just Mexico-and that is why we need real reform."

"We are not going to build a wall, because building a wall is not the problem. Many immigrants, most immigrants by some estimates, come in legally, and then overstay their visas. Many others sneak in by sea, unless someone wants to build a wall around California too."

laughter

"But the number one way to stop illegal immigration is to fix our immigration system. We stop letting people get away with overstaying visas, for one, but we also fix the system as a whole. So many good people who want to be Americans wait for years-years, trying to get through a terribly complex process, it is just bureaucracy everywhere. We need to fix the system so these people can get in, so the line starts moving. America is strongest together, and strongest diverse, and it is the strength of immigrants that have made this so possible-all of us here, whether descended from English immigrants in 1621, or German immigrants after the Revolution, or Chinese immigrants in the railroad days, or whether the first generation from Latin America are united in one common thread-all of us pledge our allegiance to flag, to one nation, under God, indivisible, with liberty, and justice, for all."

Coming down off the stage-finally handing off the turkey-a visibly tired Reed, as usual, made his exit straight through the crowd, though moving forward at a quicker pace than usual. After thirty minutes of slowly making his way out the doors, answering questions, signing memorabilia, kissing babies, he made it to his Corvette-he drove himself, and tipped his cap to the crowd before sliding into the seat, and driving off, struggling to keep his eyes open as he made the mercifully short distance to the hotel, where he skipped his standard late-night workout in favor of falling right on the bed.

[Prolieum]

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How are we this evening,Las Vegas?!, the crowd went hysterical, cheering and waving their America First signs and caps.Wooow! So reassuring to see this many people show up. Especially on a school night., the crowd chuckled,Now I know many of you have work tomorrow, but unfortunately, many of you do not. Our economy is in tatters, little to no growth every fiscal quarter, you have horrendous trade deals killing our economy, China is getting over on us. Many in the crowd began to boo, We are facing a healthcare crisis, especially here in the Silver State. Our country is facing many big obstacles, its going to take a strong, competent leader, who shares the vision of the people and has the best interest of Americans and America for them. The economy, healthcare, our borders, radical Islamic terror, jobs, pay, so many obstacles. If we continue the backtracking in Washington none of these issues will get resolved. In a state like Nevada, where tourism comprises of a major aspect of the state economy, investment is essential and right now our country is not receiving any. The Service industry is taking a big hit as casino's are closing down left and right, leaving thousands unemployed. Situations like Nevada's are plaguing states all over the nation, the economic woes are not yours alone. Its time we lookout for American workers, its time we place American interests as a priority, its time we put Americans First!, the crowd cheered, going wild waving there signs.

The economy is in a really bad shape folks, negligence from an administration that can give a damn about American workers, horrible, atrocious trade deals costing millions of American jobs and investment moving overseas. The backtracking in Washington is so terrible, high taxes, low paying jobs, high skilled jobs aren't coming back, high paying jobs aren't coming back. Those high skilled jobs aren't coming back, I want jobs with a high wage, if we cut more taxes more-so than what I've proposed then we'll add more to the deficit and we'll lose that race. We need to approach this highly sensitive issue with maturity and competence. Truth be told the government does take more than it needs to fund programs that aren't fiscally responsible. But when it comes down to it, Americans are struggling to make ends meet. No Americans save money because they can't. middle income households live paycheck to paycheck, I've lived paycheck to paycheck, I know what its like to be terrified if you will have enough to pay next months rent or feed your kids for the week. American businesses are moving operations overseas, leaving millions of Americans unemployed and when you have manufacturing jobs going from 20 million to 12 million in the span of 8 years, you know there is a problem that needs to be addressed and resolved quickly. Many Americans are frustrated why they can't find work, why their degree's have been reduced to just words on a paper. We've been wasting all this time and now its time to figure out what the hell is going on., the crowd applauded feverishly, some waving their America First signs.

I lookout into the crowd, I see many, many faces, young, old, Hispanic, Caucasian, African-American, and I know many out there are in financial troubles with school, with work, with bills. And I know there are many of you who are unemployed, because you are victims of circumstance. The economy is in a rough shape and you look at eachother and you can see the results of a diminishing economy. An economy that sees no growth, that sees jobs move over seas. I've been reading an article that updates weekly and its called the Strips Casino Deathwatch. In the past year numerous Casino's have closed down, along with buffets and surrounding shops, leaving thousands unemployed. The cook who needs a paycheck to support his family, or the bust boy trying to put himself through college, or the single mom waitress who is trying to pay the rent so that her children can come back to a roof over their heads. These are real problems, and you look around you and you see the faces being effected by these problems., some in the crowd began shedding tears.I see some of you crying, feeling like you're not going anywhere, like you're stuck in limbo without a voice. Well I tell you today, I AM YOUR VOICE!, the crowd began to cheer fervently.I'm for the American worker, blue collar or white, cook or manager, single mom or dad. We will end the backtracking in Washington, and put this economy back on track! Its time we put American Workers First!, the audience applauded, waving their America First signs. Cheering and jeering, emotions ran high in the crowd.

We will bring jobs back to America, ending the horrendous trade deals that put American workers as second class citizens. The Winston administration doesn't put America First when negotiating with other nations. He willing sends American jobs overseas, businesses are not investing in America because we are increasingly viewed as a basket case, that our potential has been tapped out. That there is more to lose than gain in America, this is reversed thinking that the backtracking in Washington has cultivated. We are not a basket case, we are full of potential, we are a nation where even immigrants stand more to gain than lose, especially under our amnesty programs, the crowd chuckled,We are the land of sweet liberty and opportunity, if you have a vision then you can achieve it in America!, the crowd cheered,And right now our movement has a vision, a vision where America is closer to reaching its peak than ever before, entering a new American golden age, flourishing, full of opportunity and optimism. America will First in every category!, the crowd cheered.We have to turn this ship around, polls suggest that many Americans believe that we are not heading the right direction, that we are backtracking. When we win in November, we will end the backtracking. Reverse all of these horrible executive orders and trade deals and cultivate a successful and efficient America, an America where all Americans regardless of ethnicity, religion, socio-economic status can be proud to label themselves Americans. Its time we take our country back and put America First!, the crowd wildly cheered and applauded, whistling and chanting "USAUSAUSA!". America First signs waving, varying from America First to American Workers First to Americans Safety First.

China is no friend of America let me to you that, many in the crowd boo'd, They get over on us on trade, they think they can bully our allies in the South China Sea, they think we are a pushover, no respect for our leaders, they are no friends of ours., the crowd boo'd tremendously, some shouting racial slurs, The United States will not tolerate Chinese sly economic methods, devaluing their currency, stealing our intellectual property, their cyber attacks are increasing in frequency. As President I will drastically increase the budget for counter cyber terrorism operations and will give the go ahead to retaliate. China will know their place when I'm President, believe me.The crowd went wild, waving America First signs, cheering and applauding. We will open many trade lawsuits against Chinese, slap a 25% tariff on cheap Chinese products flooding our markets, increase custom duties on Chinese steel. They will feel the power of American resolve!, the crowd once again cheered, I will call for a total boycott of all Chinese goods if it means protecting American businesses and American workers, we all know that American corporations view China as the cheaper option when compared to America. When I deal with the Chinese it will be from a position of strength, and I'm not willing to compromise if the trade deals are in their favor, which they currently are right now. It's disgusting. When I'm President those motherfuckers will know that America and Americans are First!, the crowd went into a cheer frenzy, waving their signs feverishly, chanting GoGonzoGo and USAUSAUSA!

Earlier today, my opponent devoted an entire rally to me, and I have to say I'm rather honored, the crowd chuckled, I love it when he's on the defensive, don't you?, the crowd laughed some more, It was basically a parroting session, some in the audience cracked up,Hey guys Gonzalez said this about me, my feelings are hurt. C'mon show some backbone loser. The crowd cheered,How will he deal with Putin if he gets this riled up over a few remarks? I don't know folks, he obviously will let other world leaders get under his skin if he lets me get under. And you know there's a reason why no Egazarian supporter dares to interrupt one of our rallies, bunch of pansies just like him. The crowd cheered, shouting in agreement, a man shouted "Cause they know we'll fuck em up!". Precisely, you know the Senator said that people exercising their first amendment rights, and I quote, "should be silenced." Yet he advocates for the Constitution, what a hypocrite. He sounds like Kim Jong Un, I don't like that guy. Eggy over here has a parroting session of what I said about him, crying to his supporters about me. The guy is a pussy, and I think I'm correct when I call him that., the crowd laughed, and cheered simultaneously. Calls you guys pawns, no respect., the crowd immensely boo'd, You see an Egazarian supporter they're gonna think they're better than you, knock some common sense into them, you know the kind the Senator has been advocating for., the crowd laughed.He isn't fit to lead, him and that traitor Kiser. We are winning in the polls, we are winning Nevada, so we all know who the real threat in this race is, especially if you feel the need to devote an entire rally defending yourself against another candidate. Spineless, just like Winston., the crowd laughed and cheered, waving their America First signs.

Anywho, come February 23rd go out and vote your heart and conscious, but more important do your civic duty and vote! Our movement is all about America, Americans, and our Constitutional rights, like the first amendment, freedom of speech anywhere at anytime about anything. It's time that we show a little love to our country and steer in the right direction and in order to do that we need a strong fearless, a leader who isn't afraid to be blunt when addressing an issue and to have patriotic passion for his country, and that all starts by replacing the current leadership we have right now. Its time we take our country back and figure out what the hell is going on, and finally Put America and Americans First! God bless you all and God bless America!, the crowd went wild, cheering, shouting, whistling, waving their signs, a few threw their caps up in the air. Gonzalez went down and mingled with the crowd for nearly half an hour, talking to people, connecting with them, swapping stories, taking selfies. A woman explained her situation to him and he offered counsel. Gonzalez felt confident in his efforts in Nevada.

[Krugeristan]

Garestaer was sitting in a bakery, trying to look completely normal while eating a biscuit when his phone rang. Glancing at the ID, he smirked when he saw it was Egazarian, and picked up. "Hello?" he said with his mouth full.

Hey, uh, Garestaer? Did you, uh, see that cartoon they made of you and Assad and Erdogan?

Garestaer frowned. He got up, grabbed a New York Times and Washington Post from a newsstand, and skimmed through both of them until he found the cartoon. "I'm just seeing it now . . . It's very . . . weird. I mean, I see it's point, but what the hell?"

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[The Portland Territory]

Hey, uh, Garestaer? Did you, uh, see that cartoon they made of you and Assad and Erdogan?

Garestaer frowned. He got up, grabbed a New York Times and Washington Post from a newsstand, and skimmed through both of them until he found the cartoon. "I'm just seeing it now . . . It's very . . . weird. I mean, I see it's point, but what the hell?"

I know, I know. It's disgusting.

[Krugeristan]

Garestaer frowned. He got up, grabbed a New York Times and Washington Post from a newsstand, and skimmed through both of them until he found the cartoon. "I'm just seeing it now . . . It's very . . . weird. I mean, I see it's point, but what the hell?"

I know, I know. It's disgusting.

"I wouldn't say it's disgusting. I'd say it's just odd. I've seen worse, trust me." Garestaer set his paper down. "By the way, I'm really sick of yours and Gonzalez's shit. Knock it off, or I'll give you both a beating."

[The Portland Territory]

I know, I know. It's disgusting.

"I wouldn't say it's disgusting. I'd say it's just odd. I've seen worse, trust me." Garestaer set his paper down. "By the way, I'm really sick of yours and Gonzalez's shit. Knock it off, or I'll give you both a beating."

*Egazarian sighed*

I'm.... I'm sorry. He just pisses me off, especially when he told his people to beat up mine.

[Krugeristan]

"I wouldn't say it's disgusting. I'd say it's just odd. I've seen worse, trust me." Garestaer set his paper down. "By the way, I'm really sick of yours and Gonzalez's shit. Knock it off, or I'll give you both a beating."

*Egazarian sighed*

I'm.... I'm sorry. He just pisses me off, especially when he told his people to beat up mine.

Garestaer was now pissed. "Did he now? Well, someone just earned himself a good old-fashioned German beating by Jay Garestaer. Where the hell is Gonzalez? I want to give him a knuckle sandwich."

[The Portland Territory]

*Egazarian sighed*

I'm.... I'm sorry. He just pisses me off, especially when he told his people to beat up mine.

Garestaer was now pissed. "Did he now? Well, someone just earned himself a good old-fashioned German beating by Jay Garestaer. Where the hell is Gonzalez? I want to give him a knuckle sandwich."

Jay, please don't. I can deal with him, don't go physical, it only proves that us folks who don't side with him are dogs.

[Prolieum]

Boston, Massachusetts, Rally

"Hey folks. You know, when you come to rallies like this, there are certain things that you expect to hear. You expect to hear a lot of posturing, a lot of talk about all those hot-button issues, guns, taxes, abortion-and, more and more, you expect to hear yelling and insults, name-calling, threats of violence even. It seems like we have gotten to the point where supporters are meant to be armies, told to beat up the enemy "army."

"You know what I have to say to that? If you see a Egazarian supporter here, or a Gonzalez supporter-or a Garestaer supporter, do you know what I want you to do? Walk right up to them, pull back your hand-then offer it to them in a handshake. Give them a pat on the back-if you are the hugging type, give them a squeeze. Talk to them. See why they vote like they do. This is not a war-this is not even sports. There are no "teams." This is about America, and America's future, and Egazite, Gonzoman, Garestaerian, or Reeder, does not matter-this is about working together for all of us."

"Now, um, kind of went off-track there. You hear so much about these hot-button issues, because it is for firing up votes, getting people to the polls. I am not going to talk about that today. I am going to talk about something that does not get enough attention, something that a lot of people do not even think about very often-our foster care system."

"I think that the biggest tragedy in the United States today, the biggest tragedies, all involve children. Child poverty, orphans, abandoned children, parental abuse. All of them are so tragic because they are the reason we do this. We like to say that our children are our future, and it is true-but it is not just us living through them-we want to give them their own future. I have now been a father for not even three months now, father to-sorry all you parents out there-but the most beautiful baby girl that ever was, and it has really brought me even closer to this issue. Mia is lucky. She gets to grow up with two loving parents, a stable house, opportunity-but so many lack that chance. So many have parents who could not support them, or parents who do not care for them-abandoned them."

"The foster care system is an incredible system. It is the example of what America should be-people coming together, volunteering to help those who need it most, out of compassion and mercy, the least of these given refuge and hope. That the system works as well as it does is a testament to America, the most generous country on earth-but even with that, we see the problems it is starting to have, problems in the system."

"That is why reforming, fixing the foster care system will be one of my top priorities as President. We can fix the group homes, work harder at making sure parents are qualified, help those parents who volunteer so bravely with covering the cost of raising a child, work harder at bringing more people into the system-and work harder at helping these kids, helping them as if they were our own."

"Now, I know that not everyone shares my faith, but there is a verse that has always struck me so deeply, and that is Mark nine-thirty seven 'Whoever welcomes a child like this in My name welcomes Me.'"

"Saying that something is for the children is the oldest political rhetorical trick in the book-but here I say it honestly. Let's work together, work for those who need it most, a group that needs hope, that has such potential if it is only unlocked, the future of this nation. For the children."

"Thank you all so much! God Bless you all!"

Smiling, Reed spent the next three hours mingling with the crowd. This would almost certainly be his last rally before Nevada-he was famous for his ability to go game after game, but fatigue got to him as well-especially after several consecutive nights of fundraising. He would be meeting Aubrey after she finished up, and looked forward to the opportunity to spend a little bit of time alone with his wife.

[The Portland Territory]

GONZALEZ GETTING VULGAR

Washington (CNN)- These past few days are the prime example of the Republican Primary and candidates being very aggressive and competitive. Primary voters have seen the many clashes between Republican Candidates California Senator Eric Gonzalez and Rhode Island Senator Matteos Egazarian, but past clashes are nothing compared to the comments Senator Gonzalez made last night:

You know I watched a rally of his the other day, and one of our movements supporters was there, because ya know we're everywhere and they had the audacity to put their filthy hands on one of our own. No, no, really they ripped his sing out of his hand, they subdued him, placed their filthy hands over his mouth. If you see an Egazarian supporter, I want you to knock him the hell out you know, especially if they put their hands on you.

Senator Gonzalez said this in response to when a Gonzalez Supporter interrupted an Egazarian rally in which the Egazarian supporters had to restrain him until police arrived to the scene. While Gonzalez made a big deal of the situation, it is not eh record that in past rallies with protestors, the supporters there usually restrain the perpetrator until police arrive. It is normal and this situation is not special from any other one.

But his comments which openly incite violence against Egazarian supporters have received wide criticism from candidates, politicians, and many others. In one Tweet, Egazarian backlashes Gonzalez:

In another Tweet, he tags Gonzalez and quotes the phrase from his rally in which Gonzalez tells his own supporters to "knock him to hell."

But Senator Egazarian is not the only man to condemn Senator Gonzalez's remarks. Senator Hammons of Pennsylvania (R) openly released his statement about Gonzalez's remarks:

Never have I seen such vulgar in a candidate before. In his [Gonzalez] statements last night, he openly supported his own supporters to essentially wage war on the Egazarian crowd! This isolating of others must stop if we want to win in November and it stops with Gonzalez. We do not need a leader who is so vulgar and rude without any plans in office!

In the same speech, Gonzalez continued to insult Egszarian calling him a "traitor", "far-right leaner", "weak", and even a "dog". Senator Egazarian's speech in Houston was dedicated to backlashing Gonzalez. Egazarian said that he "Does not like doing this, but it is a necessary evil." Egazarian's Campaign Manager, Tom Gardner, made his remarks about the speech in a short interview with CNN.

Well, I asked him not to do this. Usually rallies that are dedicated to backlashing a competitor never really go well, but he was passionate to do this and feel like he needed to. And to be honest, he definitely needed to backlash Gonzo.

In Egazarian's speech, he condemns Gonzalez's violent statements and defended himself from Gonzalez's personal insults to him. After the rally, we were able to talk to the people attending this rally and ask them their opinion on the speech, and situation in general. Ann Sue from Plano was one of the many who were Gonzalez supporters initially until supporting Egazarian after the "bombshell."

After I found out that under Gonzalez I would have to pay more in taxes, I lost faith in him and switched to Egazarian, whom I always liked. Gonzalez's remarks ruined the remaining faith in him, I could never support him again. I'm actually worried for my own health, too. I worry because I was once a very open Gonzalez supporter, and no that I am a very open Egazarian supporter, I worry about the Gonzos coming to my house and defacing it or something.

Earlier today, Gonzalez had yet another rally in Las Vegas where I segment of his rally was dedicated to insulting Egazarian further, but much more vulgar this time.

There's a reason why no Egazarian supporter dares to interrupt one of our rallies, bunch of pansies just like him.

Eggy over here has a parroting session of what I said about him, crying to his supporters about me. The guy is a pussy, and I think I'm correct when I call him that.

You see an Egazarian supporter they're gonna think they're better than you, knock some common sense into them

We were also given the chance to talk to Gonzalez supporters after this rally as well. Michael Mathewson of Henderson was willing to give a short viewpoint about the situation.

If you saw what those Eggs did to that protestor, you'd be mad too. They silenced him up and ripped away his sign. Any normal crowd would just let police handle it but they went berserk on him!

However, others have called Egazarian's tweets hypocritical, noting that at an earlier rally, several of his supporters attacked a Gonzalez supporter, pinning him to the ground. One supporter had this to say.

Seeing that violence there, I mean, the guy was yelling, yeah, but seeing them just go after him, and then watching Egazarian clap at the violence-I stopped being an Egazarian supporter right there. Gonzalez is only doing back what Egazarian did first."

Representative Smithson of Michigan (R), a supporter of Gonzalez, also released his opinion about the subject.

If Egazarian is getting all flustered over insults, how is he going to handle the Presidency? I hear that Putin might be so devious as to make fun of him-will he respond with a devastating Twitter salvo there as well?

The newly ignited "Egg-Gonzo War" will definitely have it's effects for the rest of the primary, and even in the General depending on who the nominee. Many neutral sources are saying that these kinds of candidate battles are destructive to party unity which is vital in November.

CNN's Jim Acosta contributed to this report

[The Boras]

54th Street
New York City

Folks, I can't tell you just how great it is to be back in New York City. I've travelled the country, and one thing I've missed on my cross-country tour was the smell of The Big Apple. And by smell, I mean the stench of rat pee and rotting pizza. But of course, seeing as to how the New Hampshire and Iowa contests are over, I won't be on the ballots until the primary, right here in this very state. But that's two months away, so I've got really nothing to do other sit here with my thumbs twiddled.

But Kirk nation, do not be saddened by this loss, for I have found a solution to our problems!

I might not be on the ballot in Nevada, but you know who is! No-show Santana, that's who! And seeing as to how he's been absent on the campaign trail, I took the liberty to revive his dying campaign, by making him my surrogate candidate. You heard me right, ladies and gentlemen! From this day forth, I am officially appointing Miguel Santana as Kirk 2016's surrogate candidate for president! It's probably illegal, i haven't asked for his permission, there is absolutely no precedent for this, but to hell with normality!

Why Santana? Well it's simple really. He hasn't been seen anywhere in the trail; not in Iowa, New Hampshire, or any other states, thus making him a weak competitor, and the laughing stock among Democrats for being a no-show. By this logic, he is as expendable as Sylvester Stallone, and this is why I've decided to prop up the corpse of his campaign, and turn it into a weird and creepy puppet. Plus, Kirk nation, you wouldn't want to see our votes going to someone like Carollton, would you?

So, Kirk nation of Nevada and South Carolina, if you're watching this show right now, cast your ballot for No-show Santana, because a vote for him is a vote for Dick Kirk!

[Prolieum]

Montpelier, Vermont Rally

Aubrey Reed, conservatively dressed and well-put-together, came out on the stage for the small rally in Vermont, waving as she headed up to the podium.

"Good evening, all. How is everyone doing tonight?"

"A lot of these rallies are about nationwide issues-and this one is about them too, but I would like to talk for a little while about some things going on right here in Vermont-so let us talk about healthcare for a little while. I mean, man is this the place to talk about it. You guys have to be experts on it all by now, with all the changes flying around-old-school healthcare, then the single-payer attempt, and now Dandycare. Enough to make your head spin-go to the doctor for vertigo."

"Now, as you probably know, I have a lot of experience with single-payer healthcare myself. I grew up with it, after all, and I have seen firsthand what works-and what does not-and in the end, there is a lot more that does not work than what does. Now, there are good things-it is a good cushion to have, it can help some people-but so many things make it hurt everyone-even the people that it tries to help. The costs are bad-but not as bad as the waiting. It is not as bad as having trouble making a doctor's visit-when you have a serious problem, when you are in pain, and need to get an MRI, a CAT scan, to assess the damage, to try to help-you have to wait, not days, but weeks-months, even, while your condition worsens, and you have to fight through that pain every day. It is just how single-payer systems work. There is some good, and a whole lot of bad."

"But American healthcare is not perfect. It was not perfect before the ACA, not perfect after, and not perfect with Dandycare either. It costs a great deal, and it leaves many out in the cold. It needs reform-and everyone knows this, the question is, what? You have the single-payer system, and we know that it does not work. You have the ACA, and Dandycare-and you have a mixed bag. Some people get a little more help-and others see their premiums skyrocket. Worst of all, though, are that these systems are based off a complete rejection of freedom-you do not choose to buy healthcare-under the ACA, you get bullied into buying healthcare, or Uncle Sam is going to knock on your door, and shake out your pockets, or straight-up arrest you. It is terrible. No healthcare system can run like that."

"Many Republicans have proposed solutions. A popular one is tax credits, but it is not a real solution. We have a structural problem, and putting more money into it does not help anything. It is just silly. It is like discovering that every time you make a dozen cookies, half of them get burned, and just saying "Well, I guess I will make another dozen so I can have twelve good ones." rather than fixing your overn. the system is still broken, and throwing more money into it makes it worse, not better."

"Have you heard of a car insurance crisis in America? Heard of how our car insurance is the most expensive in the world, how we cannot get out of it, or how people lose their providers, or are stuck with one? No, of course not, because we put regualtions on health insurance that we have nowhere else, and we need to cut them. Two, big changes-we allow competition across state lines-let people choose-and we kill the employer-tied nature of healthcare, where you essentially have to get health insurance through your job. Make it so that we can have a marketplace to buy health insurance, not so that people who lose their jobs lose their coverage as well. It just makes no sense."

"The second step, the second part, is one that requires me to bust a misconception that has plagued, pun intended, the healthcare debate for so long. Universal healthcare is not Single-payer healthcare, and criticism of one is not criticism of the other. The fact is that there are a lot of people who do not have insurance, and cannot get insurance, because of the system, because of where they live, because they have preexisting conditions, for so many reasons-and we cannot leave those people out in the cold. We need to offer healthcare to them-not enforce it. I am not talking about a cushy plan-I am talking about just enough to keep you safe, enough for emergency care, for when you really need, enough to keep you covered as you work your way back up. We cannot call ourselves a moral nation if we choose to just throw these people to the wolves."
"The system is not working. The changes are not fixing it-but we can. We can fix this broken system, create a new one that gives you choice, and gives you help when you need it most. Vermont, you have seen a lot of healthcare proposals in your time-but I think that we found you one that just might work."

"Thank you all! Have a great night!"

Waving to the crowd again, Aubrey retreated backstage, breathing a sigh of relief. That would be the last rally before the next caucus. Time to head back home.

[The Portland Territory]

Houston, Texas

At Senator Matteos Egazarian's 3rd rally in the state are 32,900 people attending. According to Tom Gardner, his Campaign Manager, his campaign will go back into Campaigning Mode rather than Defensive after the Gonzalez remarks. It is expected that it will be about the economy and a little more on immigration. Rock, Metal, and Patriotic tunes are played over the speakers as supporters hold Egazarian signs and wave large American flags. Then, Egazarian walked on stage, waving to the people. The crowd went wild upon his entrance, many of them chanting. Then Egazarian walked up to the podium and began.

Helllooooooo Houston!

*the crowd gave a welcoming cheer*

Before I began, this is a little disclaimer. If there's a protestor, don't silence him or yell at him please. I don't want anyone in the media or race criticizing y'all anymore and if we want to win in November, we need to be united with our Republican brothers and sisters and be at least courteous to the Democrats.

*the crowd cheered*

Thank you for understanding. Because if we have party unity, then I believe that we will crush the Democrats this November!

*the crowd went wild*

Anyways, if y'all remember, yesterday I met with the Border Patrol in Laredo and they unofficially endorsed me. They side with me because they know that my immigration policies will make America safe and help America prosper again. Because illegal alien crime in the US is not a light issue. In Texas alone, 345,624 illegal immigrants were arrested for committing crimes against our citizens in the course of 5 years.

*the crowd booed*

It is horrendous, it really is. But what's worse is that not only is our current Progressive-Globalist administration not doing anything about it, but they're actually encouraging these Mexicans and others to waltz in here illegally in the name of political correctness and false statistics!

*the crowd booed again*

Folks, as president, I will put an end to this! We will let our wonderful Border Patrol do what they need to do to stop this flow of illegal immigration, we will give them the necessary equipment and materials to carry out these procedures, we will build a wall and have Mexico pay for it, we will hire jobless Americans to help build this wall giving them new and solid jobs which they most desperately need, and we will kick out and deport every single illegal criminal out of this country and make sure that they never return!

*the crowd went wild*

Indeed, and this is the plan that the Border Patrol wants. The plan that the Border Patrol needs. The plan that America needs. Because we cannot keep letting these people in. We don't know who the hell they are! They could be criminals, druggies, rapists, murderers, or just good people like most of them are. Folks, I am for legal immigration and we will make it easier for people who are screened, checked, and vetted to come in. Because they traveled thousands of miles from the hellhole they're from to live a better life, and if they try to come in legally and pass all the requirements, then they should be allowed to come in. It seems like the right thing to do, right?

*the crowd cheered in agreement*

Good, very good. Though, while we will let in the good, clean Mexicans and Guatemalans and whoever, there are other things besides the criminals that we will stop the flow of into the US. And that is products, goods made in Mexico and other foreign countries. Under NAFTA, DR-CAFTA, and soon to be the TPP and TAFTA.

*the crowd booed*

Under those free trade agreements, it gets rid of all tariffs and foreign port taxes allowing other countries with lower wages and less regulations to pour their cheaper products into America. By doing this, it has not only made American goods less competitive with cheaper foreign goods, but it has also incentivized our large corporations to leave the US and hire overseas. By doing this, you are putting millions of Americans out of work and hiring Mexicans to replace them because they are cheaper. And then, when all is said and done, they'll bring their products back from Mexico and sell them here. We need to stop this endless cycle of letting other countries do our work and bring jobs back to America, make American products more competitive with foreign goods. And we can achieve this with tariffs. Tariffs will incentivize consumers to buy American goods because no, foreign goods are more expensive. It will also incentivize American corporations to come back and hire people in America because now the ratio between hiring American and hiring overseas has flipped and it is now cheaper to hire here. Before I said that there would be a minimum 7% tariff on all foreign goods, but then I did some math and I believe that it is not enough. Instead of a minimum 7% tariff rate, we will make it a more effective 10% minimum rate for all foreign goods. And on top of it all, to incentivize American corporations even more to come back, we will slap a special separate 20% tax on all American companies for goods that are made in foreign countries. For example, and i use this one a lot: Crayola makes their colored pencils in Brazil. A typical box of colored pencils costs $12.99. Before, I said that I would slap a 20% tariff rate on all rouging crayons and colored pencils. So now, those colored pencils cost $15.60. But because Crayola is an American corporation and because they are making their colored pencils in Brazil, we will slap another 20% tax on all Crayola colored pencils from Brazil. Now the price of the colored pencils are $18.19. That's a $5 dollars and 20 cents increase. Those 5 dollars will incentives consumers to buy the American products instead, which are still good quality mind you, and it will want to make Crayola leave Brazil and hire once again in America!

*the crowd gave a wild cheer*

Millions of jobless Americans will once again find work and under an Egazarian administration, unemployment ill be at an all time-low.

*the crowd continued to cheer*

Also, mind you, those extra $5 dollars will go to the federal government and serve as another great revenue source that won't cost the American public any money.

*the crowd cheered again*

So combine these tariffs and new taxes, with less regulation and more pro-growth business policies, and you will see a new Golden Age! An age where Americans buy what they make and don't have to rely on other countries for their goods. That is the age that I am aiming for and I believe that we will achieve it.

*the crowd went wild*

So folks, together we will expand our economy, together we will bring our jobs back, together we will balance our budget, together we will take control of our borders, together we will take charge of our wallets, together we will defeat ISIS, and together we will....

*Egazarian and the crowd yelled a loud "AMEND AMERICA!" *

Thank you Houston and thank you Texas! God bless you all and have a good day!

*the crowd went wild as Egazarian ended his speech. he left the podium and for the first time ever, he felt well enough (physically because of the terrorist attack limiting his physical activity) to step off the stage and talk to hundreds of supporters. he did this for about 20 minutes until giving a final goodbye and leaving*

[Krugeristan]

Nevada

Garestaer had enough anger and energy to pull off another rally.

So he did.

His oddly dressed supporters cheered him on as he stepped on stage in his stiff manner, glaring at everyone with the lights glinting off his blue eye.

"If you're here today, that probably means you support me, and if you support me, you know how I think! I am so Goddamn sick and tired of the shit going on, the fighting between members of our bloody party! I tell ya, I am not staying on the sidelines any-bloody-more! My supporters reserve the right to use force on protesters, because you all came here to listen to me, not some little shit trying to push me around! When I was a kid, my father said that if someone pushes you down, you push him down further, make 'em sorry they ever looked at you! I'm sick and tired of politicians saying we need to be fucking nice to each other! I don't want to be nice if I don't want to. If you annoy the crap outta me, Goddammit I will make you wish you were never born! Are we Americans or are we fucking hippies?!"

Loud shouts of "Americans!" came from the crowd.

"I thought so. Groups like ISIS, al-Qaeda, Black Lives Matter, the European Union, and the United Nations don't want us to use force. They want us to remain passive so we can be destroyed. I don't think America should be the world's policeman, but I also think our sovereignty as a nation should be respected, and that we should be free to live our lives the way we see fit in this country. If you're a baker, a Christian baker who works hard, and you don't want to make a cake for a gay couple, Goddammit, don't make that cake if you don't want to. I won't force you. I won't force you to throw away your beliefs, but if you start demanding a genocide of gays, then we have a problem. I have heard of gay people demanding genocide of straight people. That's not right, is it? Over in the Middle East, ISIS is throwing gay people off of roofs, and you're throwing a hissy fit over a bloody cake. That's not right, either. ISIS is going to shit their filthy robes when I put my hand on that Bible in January. They will run back into whatever cave they came out of, because the first thing I'm going to do is give President Assad our best B-52 bombers, and I'm going to say, 'Have at it, brother, you deserve it.' I promise you, Assad wants ISIS gone as much as we do, and he's suffering hard because we won't let him take his land back. That's Syria's land over there, not ours. Let Assad take it back. Let Assad take Syria back so refugees running from ISIS can go home. AND, OH YEAH, REAL REFUGEES ARE RUNNING FROM ISIS, NOT ASSAD! ASSAD HAS BEEN PROTECTING HIS PEOPLE FROM THE MINUTE HE TOOK OFFICE! HE NEEDS TO BE LEFT THE FUCK ALONE, OR GOD HELP ME THE NEXT COUNTRY THAT WANTS HIM DEAD IS GOING TO HAVE THEIR LEADER PUNCHED IN THE MOUTH!" Garestaer felt his throat get raw from the screaming. He dropped his mic on the stage, and left, exhausted.

[Federal States of Xathuecia]

The White House
1600 Pennsylvania Ave NW
Washington D.C.

"Hello my Fellow Americans. I understand that this nation is a decision point. Those who are for a war with the Islamic State and those who aren't. And I know that many hate me for even considering a war is possible. But it is. And it must be for us to keep our people safe from the hands of extremists and dictatorships. We have let radical Islam prosper and allowed a deranged regime continue its atrocities unhindered. They both crossed the line and it is time we stop that. And we have. Our no-fly zone is implemented. Our forces are moving in. We will save lives. For every life is worth saving. So we did. We brought two men back from the other side of the line. Evan Halber and Jack Sterling are with us today. We will allow them to make their sentiments now."

Winston got up and left the room as Evan and Jack reunited with their families on screen hugging. The streaming ended soon after. Still, the President has something else to worry about.

"Sir, intelligence suggests a Turkish vehicle just crossed the border and is in ISIS territory."

"What?"

"Yes, we can't confirm but we have some troops that could go in and conduct a rescue operation."

"Hmmm....contact our NATO allies. Find out what they know before we move ahead."

"Understood."

"Good."

Then a number of officials including scientists rushed in.

"Sir, look at this."

Winston glanced over as military men shoved things in his face.

"What. Huh? No......my god."

"We could not believe it either but its only a prediction."

"When?"

[The Portland Territory]

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Oklahoma City, Oklahoma
Moving north from Texas is Senator Matteos Egazarian's 1st rally in Oklahoma. 23,800 people attend the massive rally which is said to be about helping farmers. Rock, Metal, and Patriotic tunes are being played over the speakers. Then, Egazarian walked onto the stage waving to the crowd. The crowd went wild upon his sight, Then, he began.

Helllooooooo Oklahoma City!

*the crowd gave a welcoming cheer*

I bet this city is so great, that they named the state after it.

*the crowd wildly laughed, which evolved into a cheer. Egazarian smirked*

Thank you, thank you. Lord, that took me a while to think of. Anyways, I will admit right now that I've never been to Oklahoma before. I've never gone to a lot of states, like Iowa, before up until now. It really helps me get out of my office in Washington and get to see and meet the faces of America. It's been an amazing journey, it really has. I will be honest, up until by announcement of candidacy a few months back, I've only seen the hardships of Americans in New England. But now, I've traveled all over this great country, and with my own eye this time and not over some report, I can see that many Americans are struggling to survive. Struggling to pay their rent, struggling to buy gas, struggling to provide for their family. And it's not just the poor, it's the middle class, the business owners, the farmers. We need to help them, and I'm not talking about help that will come back in higher and new taxes, I'm talking about Conservative policies that will relieve the burden off of millions of Americans who struggle with them each day.

*the crowd clapped*

These are issues that must be dealt with and discussed, which is why I will discuss them tonight. Today, farmers are under such a tax burden that they can't not only expand or be competitive, but it is literally hard to just keep going and farming in general. With all the taxes and regulations, hundreds, even thousands of farms are going broke and out of service. And to survive as a country, we need farms. No farms, no food. I was once a farmer, I worked on a farm all year from age 14 till I joined the Army when I was 19. I learned the basics, then the specifics of farming and I learned to love it. I still do, actually. If I could, I'd raise a few chickens and maybe even a few sheep. But I can't, I'm too busy to. Farming is a passion of mine. I'm not really into the plants and veggies side of it but I still highly respect it. But when I learned to farm when I was a teenager, not only did I learn how to farm, but I learned the hardships of painting it. Tom, the man who ran the farm I worked at, great guy God bless his soul, he asked me to help him with a few legal things here and there because in High School, I had an interest for economics and finance and stuff like that. And as I did those tasks for him, it made me worry. The farm I was at was maintaining well but wasn't doing well preset. And it wasn't because the market was buying or because we had bad quality milk, it was because we literally couldn't under such a heavy tax burden. I am still in touch with my old farming buddies and they said that things haven't gotten much better. I did my best to alleviate much of the burden when I was in the Rhode Island Senate, but they said that while what I did helped a lot, the federal government's tax burden on them still made it hard to grow and prosper. And I promised them this: If I become President of the United States, I will fight for them and allelic the remaining burden on them.

*the crowd cheered*

And here is how I'll fight it. We say lower taxes, but what taxes? Well, like all businesses, my corporate tax plan will alone help thousands of farms across the nation. Most farms will save up 20% of their earnings in my corporate tax plan. But what many people don't know is that the largest tax on farms today are not corporate taxes, not income taxes, but property taxes. Because farms own so much land, they are slammed a heavy bill from the state and local governments. On average, farms pay up to 44% on property taxes alone. In Rhode Island, we did something that we will do likewise in America. Because we understand that farms require vast acres to meet requirements, we introduced a bill that only charges farms 30% in property taxes instead of the full 100%. This means that while people who pay property taxes on their house pay 100%, but farms will only have to pay 30% of the original amount. So instead of having to pay 44%, they will now only have to pay 13%. We introduced this in Rhode Island and it proved to be very very effective.

*the crowd cheered*

But here's the thing. Property taxes don't go to the federal government, they go to state and local governments, meaning that they are not under our jurisdiction. So how will we be able to instate these reforms without infringing on states' rights? Well, we need to give each state incentive to do so. Well, in a report made by a third-party group named the Rockefeller Institute of Government, it showed that by making these tax cuts to farms, it did not severely affect revenue to the state and local governments, given that each town has around 1-3 farms on average as compared to 20,000 houses. And by doing this, it will ignite trickle-down economics because this will allow the farms to expand and grow, doing better, helping the economy. But there still needs to be more incentive. And that incentive will be federal funding. Each state that does not comply will lose $1 Billion dollars in federal funding to the states each year. It may be a small amount, but so will giving the farms a tax break. So we will kindly ask each state to instate these policies and display our case, but if the state still does not agree, then fine. Any farm in a state where they do not give these property tax breaks to farms will receive a tax break from the federal government equaling to the amount of the that they would save if the states did agree.

*the crowd cheered again*

Another idea that you haven't heard from anybody else yet. Small Business-Farmer Cooperation. If we want our farms to do well, we need them to do well in their communities. That is why I am introducing Small Business-Farmer Cooperation. The SBFC as I call it will essentially give incentives for small businesses, whether it be marketplaces or local restaurants, to buy the necessary goods and foods that they need from our farmers. This will allow the farms to have more solid costumers and earn enough profit to grow more and serve more, continuing this cycle until they`can service many more businesses.

*the crowd cheered*

But what's the incentive? I think that $10 Thousand dollars off of a business' taxable income will do. It won't cost the government much and in turn, it will allow our farms and farmers to grow.

*the crowd cheered again*

And finally, a little short and sweet, right to the point statement. As President, I will eliminate the Death Tax, curb overregulation, and oppose new taxes on energy. These taxes and regulations put much burden on our farmers and it is self explanatory why I oppose them.

*the crowd laughed*

So folks, I believe that if we want to make America great, we will have to help our farms. They are the core of this nation that should be taken care of and respected. To some who don't know what it's like for farmers, they're just hicks or rednecks. But they are much more than that. They are the people that serve your dinner, they are the people who work day and night to make sure that there is enough food for the American people to eat. And with all this government regulation and taxation, they are doing a mighty fine job at taking care of us. Thank you folks and I hope you all have a good night God bless!

*as Egazarian ended his speech, the crowd went wild. he left the podium and walked off the stage and spoke to supporters for around 30 minutes until waving a final goodbye and leaving*