Washington (US Political RP; 2016 ; IC ; OPEN!)

[Krugeristan]

Severely disappointed about the South Carolina results, Garestaer let Egazarian bask in all his glory, and began walking into the woods behind the house. He sat on a rock near a creek, slightly illuminated by moonlight, wrapped up in his coat.

An owl was perched on a branch above the creek, not too far from him. It looked at him, and did nothing.

"Not much wisdom from you tonight? No advice? Surely not. A wise creature doesn't engage in politics," Garestaer muttered. "I have nothing to lose and nothing to gain."

*after talking to his family about the victory, he noticed that Garestaer wasn't there and searched for him. he then found him after 10 minutes of searching*

Hey Garestaer, you alright?

"No, I'm not alright, in fact, I'm shocked you even came out here. Shouldn't you be celebrating your big victory with your family?" Garestaer asked, glancing in Egazarian's direction. "I lost, and sorely."

[The Portland Territory]

*after talking to his family about the victory, he noticed that Garestaer wasn't there and searched for him. he then found him after 10 minutes of searching*

Hey Garestaer, you alright?

"No, I'm not alright, in fact, I'm shocked you even came out here. Shouldn't you be celebrating your big victory with your family?" Garestaer asked, glancing in Egazarian's direction. "I lost, and sorely."

Well, uh, I did but then I realized that my competitor, my friend, wasn't in the house. I got worried, especially after everything this past weekend. I'm sorry, for your loss. Surprised you didn't do well. If it helps any, I think you'll do well in Nevada.

[Krugeristan]

"No, I'm not alright, in fact, I'm shocked you even came out here. Shouldn't you be celebrating your big victory with your family?" Garestaer asked, glancing in Egazarian's direction. "I lost, and sorely."

Well, uh, I did but then I realized that my competitor, my friend, wasn't in the house. I got worried, especially after everything this past weekend. I'm sorry, for your loss. Surprised you didn't do well. If it helps any, I think you'll do well in Nevada.

"I probably won't. The whole country knows I went against a bill declaring war on ISIS, because I knew it was going to hurt Assad. The average person in America is brainwashed into thinking Assad is Hitler. I'll never get support for anything ever again."

[The Portland Territory]

Well, uh, I did but then I realized that my competitor, my friend, wasn't in the house. I got worried, especially after everything this past weekend. I'm sorry, for your loss. Surprised you didn't do well. If it helps any, I think you'll do well in Nevada.

"I probably won't. The whole country knows I went against a bill declaring war on ISIS, because I knew it was going to hurt Assad. The average person in America is brainwashed into thinking Assad is Hitler. I'll never get support for anything ever again."

Defend your position at a rally or something then. Or even a video. Show them why you are against it without any politicians rudely disrupting you.

[Krugeristan]

"I probably won't. The whole country knows I went against a bill declaring war on ISIS, because I knew it was going to hurt Assad. The average person in America is brainwashed into thinking Assad is Hitler. I'll never get support for anything ever again."

Defend your position at a rally or something then. Or even a video. Show them why you are against it without any politicians rudely disrupting you.

"Alright . . . I'll fly out to Nevada tomorrow . . . if the CIA doesn't shoot me for supporting Assad," Garestaer muttered while standing up. "I'm . . . I'm really sorry, Matt."

[The Portland Territory]

Defend your position at a rally or something then. Or even a video. Show them why you are against it without any politicians rudely disrupting you.

"Alright . . . I'll fly out to Nevada tomorrow . . . if the CIA doesn't shoot me for supporting Assad," Garestaer muttered while standing up. "I'm . . . I'm really sorry, Matt."

*Egazarian heard what he said*

Why are you sorry?

[Krugeristan]

"Alright . . . I'll fly out to Nevada tomorrow . . . if the CIA doesn't shoot me for supporting Assad," Garestaer muttered while standing up. "I'm . . . I'm really sorry, Matt."

*Egazarian heard what he said*

Why are you sorry?

"I'm a nuisance," Garestaer said. "I hope I didn't embarrass you in front of your family when I was yelling at Kiser."

[The Portland Territory]

*Egazarian heard what he said*

Why are you sorry?

"I'm a nuisance," Garestaer said. "I hope I didn't embarrass you in front of your family when I was yelling at Kiser."

Garestaer, you are not a nuisance. They did not hear any yelling and most definitely do not find you a nuisance either. You just need to think ahead and bar the other politicians from your thoughts. Believe in what you say and Garestaer, I know you have passion about Assad and regional cooperation. Show that passion when you debate them and don't look like you're surrendering. Remember what I told my son? Don't let people shit all over you. If they shit on you, you fight back.

[Krugeristan]

"I'm a nuisance," Garestaer said. "I hope I didn't embarrass you in front of your family when I was yelling at Kiser."

Garestaer, you are not a nuisance. They did not hear any yelling and most definitely do not find you a nuisance either. You just need to think ahead and bar the other politicians from your thoughts. Believe in what you say and Garestaer, I know you have passion about Assad and regional cooperation. Show that passion when you debate them and don't look like you're surrendering. Remember what I told my son? Don't let people shit all over you. If they shit on you, you fight back.

"I don't even know when the next debate is, but . . . I can't stand debating sometimes, especially when I don't feel well or don't have the motivation. Your son was telling me something similar, and he deserves a lot of credit. Hell, if he wasn't so young, I'd take him as a running mate."

[The Portland Territory]

Garestaer, you are not a nuisance. They did not hear any yelling and most definitely do not find you a nuisance either. You just need to think ahead and bar the other politicians from your thoughts. Believe in what you say and Garestaer, I know you have passion about Assad and regional cooperation. Show that passion when you debate them and don't look like you're surrendering. Remember what I told my son? Don't let people shit all over you. If they shit on you, you fight back.

"I don't even know when the next debate is, but . . . I can't stand debating sometimes, especially when I don't feel well or don't have the motivation. Your son was telling me something similar, and he deserves a lot of credit. Hell, if he wasn't so young, I'd take him as a running mate."

Thank you he said smiling

I try to do my best with my kids. Though, it's hard when you're in politics and campaigning so much. I want to spend as much time as I can with them, their youth doesn't last forever, but it's tough when you need to make a speech here and there.

*Egazarian sighed*

I want to help America but in the end, family matters the most.

[Krugeristan]

"I don't even know when the next debate is, but . . . I can't stand debating sometimes, especially when I don't feel well or don't have the motivation. Your son was telling me something similar, and he deserves a lot of credit. Hell, if he wasn't so young, I'd take him as a running mate."

Thank you he said smiling

I try to do my best with my kids. Though, it's hard when you're in politics and campaigning so much. I want to spend as much time as I can with them, their youth doesn't last forever, but it's tough when you need to make a speech here and there.

*Egazarian sighed*

I want to help America but in the end, family matters the most.

"My parents worked really hard, but at home, they always told me to keep pride for Germany. I was taught German at home, fed German food, listened to German music. They told me that when I'm out in public, I have to have pride in America."

[The Portland Territory]

Thank you he said smiling

I try to do my best with my kids. Though, it's hard when you're in politics and campaigning so much. I want to spend as much time as I can with them, their youth doesn't last forever, but it's tough when you need to make a speech here and there.

*Egazarian sighed*

I want to help America but in the end, family matters the most.

"My parents worked really hard, but at home, they always told me to keep pride for Germany. I was taught German at home, fed German food, listened to German music. They told me that when I'm out in public, I have to have pride in America."

Heh, I have something kind of similar. I was told in private and publicly to be Patriotic about America, but remember my origins and take pride in them. I am semi-fluent in Armenian and I know many Polish phrases. We also have many traditions from the motherland, like an Armenian-stlyed Easter and always wearing an Armenian cross. Here, take a look:

[Krugeristan]

"My parents worked really hard, but at home, they always told me to keep pride for Germany. I was taught German at home, fed German food, listened to German music. They told me that when I'm out in public, I have to have pride in America."

Heh, I have something kind of similar. I was told in private and publicly to be Patriotic about America, but remember my origins and take pride in them. I am semi-fluent in Armenian and I know many Polish phrases. We also have many traditions from the motherland, like an Armenian-stlyed Easter and always wearing an Armenian cross. Here, take a look:

Garestaer took the cross in his bony hands, carefully looking it over. Unable to find something to say, he handed it back. "It's beautiful. That's all I can say, right now." He adjusted his coat. "It's kinda cold . . . can we go in?"

[The Portland Territory]

Heh, I have something kind of similar. I was told in private and publicly to be Patriotic about America, but remember my origins and take pride in them. I am semi-fluent in Armenian and I know many Polish phrases. We also have many traditions from the motherland, like an Armenian-stlyed Easter and always wearing an Armenian cross. Here, take a look:

Garestaer took the cross in his bony hands, carefully looking it over. Unable to find something to say, he handed it back. "It's beautiful. That's all I can say, right now." He adjusted his coat. "It's kinda cold . . . can we go in?"

Yes yes, of course.

*he guided Garestaer who seemed numb to him into the house*

[Krugeristan]

Garestaer took the cross in his bony hands, carefully looking it over. Unable to find something to say, he handed it back. "It's beautiful. That's all I can say, right now." He adjusted his coat. "It's kinda cold . . . can we go in?"

Yes yes, of course.

*he guided Garestaer who seemed numb to him into the house*

"I'll just sleep on the couch, if that's OK," Garestaer said. "I'm very tired, and cold, and I feel like I'm losing my mind."

[The Portland Territory]

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San Antonio, Texas
In San Antonio is Senator Matteos Egazarian's first rally in Texas. This morning, he was in Laredo and spoke the the Border Patrol units there, so it is expected that this rally will be dedicated to immigration. 36,800 people are attending the massive rally, many holding Egazarian signs and waving American flags. Rock, Metal, and Patriotic songs are being played over the speakers while attendees wait for Egazarian to arrive. Then, Egazarian walked onto the stage, waving to the crowd. The crowd went wild upon his sight. Then, he walked up to the podium, and began.

Hellloooooo San Antonio!

*the crowd gave a welcoming cheer*

Thank you for welcoming me to your great state. I just arrived from Laredo where I spoke with about 2 dozen border patrol agents and their supervisors and officers. I went there to see if what I believed and knew about immigration policy was right. Because no statistician, no politician, no economist, and no professor knows more about immigration polices and what is best for this country, other than the border patrol men themselves.

*the crowd cheered*

These men and women and the people who see what happens everyday at the border. No one tells them what is happening other than their eyes. And that is why I trust and respect their opinion on immigration policy. They all knew who I am but many did not know my state on illegal immigration. So I went there and talked to them fore a while, then I showed them my immigration plan and asked their opinion about it. They said that it is what they have in mind, what they want. In fact, there was an officer there who said, "We aren't allowed to do our job. Winston and his gang are telling us to stand down when a group of illegals cross the border with a truck filled with objects that we have no knowledge of. Objects that only God knows about. What I want out of our next president is someone who will allow us to do our job and stop these bastards from walking in here." We talked a little more and he concluded that my immigration policy is not only the most effective, but fair, cheapest, and safest for Americans.

*the crowd went wild*

My plan stops the bad Mexicans from coming in, but allowing the good ones to enter. How? Well, it is quite simple. Before everything, we must stop illegals from entering the country. And this is a major problem because many of them are criminals, rapists, and murderers. The Left wants you to believe that 'statistically', they pose no threat. Well guess what folks? They do. In Texas alone, 11,205 illegals were arrested for bringing in weapons, 8,043 illegals were arrested for sexual assault, 5,248 illegals were arrested for robbery, 61,783 illegals were arrested for obstructing police and police property, 55,018 illegals were arrested for robbery, 855 illegals were arrested for kidnappings, 92,962 illegals were arrested for bringing in illegal drugs and selling them, 22,996 illegals were arrested for burglary, 86,015 illegals were arrested for assault, and lastly, 1,499 were arrested for homicide! And those statistics are for the past 5 years only!

*the crowd booed*

The top favorites for illegals are bringing in drugs that affect our youth, assaulting our fellow Americans, and disrespecting our amazing police. And the Left wants to cover this all up and make it look like there is no problem.

*the crowd booed again*

They throw these statistics that prove nothing in our faces and act like they are right. Well guess what folks? This Eg just splattered Egg on their faces!

*the crowd was mixed with cheering and laughter*

Anyways, we also have to remember that these statistics are over a 5 year period. The Democrats and tards may say "Over 5 years, that isn't bad." Well guess what? These official statistics, mind you, are only for the state of Texas! Not for the American South or the region, only the state!

*the crowd booed*

And we have similar statistics throughout the American South and Southwest. Now imagine, if we can stops all these crime, which we can, then life for Americans will be much easier, right? Right. And we can do this by my 3 Part Immigration Plan. The First Part is focused on securing our border. The First Part consists of things: Allowing our Border Patrol to do what they have to do, to build a wall, and strengthen deportations of people who enter illegally. So I talked to the Border Patrol in Laredo this morning and they said that not only are they being told to stand down, but they are ill equipped to even do the jobs that they are given to do! This current administration is such a globalist. Not only does he open the borders and allow illegals to stampede into this country, but the few that even guard our border have little supplies to combat these waves of illegals. Folks, as president, I will put an end to these shenanigans. I will allow the Border Patrol to do their duty and stop every single Mexican who walks in illegally, detain them, and then deport them. Because we will have a 0 tolerance policy for those immigrants who try to break the law. So not only will we allow the Border Patrol to do their duty, but we will give them the necessary equipment to fulfill their duties and do them properly. Because if they do not have the necessary supplies and equipment, then they are essentially useless! And we need them to protect our nation and be useful.

*the crowd cheered*

And before I continue, I will say that the men and women who make up the Border Patrol are amazing Americans who care for their nation. They want to do their jobs, but their hands are tied behind their backs by the Winston Global Initiative. Let's give a round of applause to all the Border Patrol here right now and those who are currently on duty.

*Egazarian and the crowd began to clap which evolved into cheering on the crowd's part*

So, the next section of the First Part is to build a wall. And if any of you remember, Governor Drumpf was a staunch supporter of building a wall. A huge and expensive wall that Mexico will pay for which is about as tall as this ceiling.

*he pointed to the roof, looking up*

Now while we do need to build a wall, it don't need to be like the Great Wall of China squared! It needs to be cheap and durable, but effective. It needs to be able to keep illegals out and halt such an influx. I talked to the Border Patrol agents today and brought up the idea of a wall and they endorsed that idea. They said that a well-maintained and guarded wall will prove to be very very effective against the influx of illegals coming into the country. But remember, a wall guarding the entire Southern border will be very expensive, to not only build but maintain. And I am a very fiscal conservative, so how will we build a wall that won't put us into further debt? Well, it's simple. Under the Patriot Act, we send Mexico billions of dollars each year for pretty much nothing in return. As president, I will tell the Mexican government that if they want their funds from us, they will have to use said funds and pay for the expenses of wall.

*the crowd cheered*

Some may call it black mail, but when it's our money that's going to them, we should be allowed to direct where that money goes and what it funds. So, we will have Mexico pay for the wall, but we will have them hire thousands American workers. That way, the jobless of the American South may be able to find work building a wall, protecting themselves from this dangerous influx of illegals. So not only will by my plan for building a wall, we will stop criminals from entering the nation, but it will even help the economy and hire thousands of jobless Americans.

*the crowd went wild*

And the last section of the First Part to my 3 Part Immigration Plan is the simplest section of it. Anyone who crosses the border illegally will be found, detained, charged, then deported and never allowed into the country again. We cannot risk anyone coming in unchecked and those who cross illegally by going around the wall and our patrol will be deemed dangerous.

*the crowd cheered*

Now onto the Second Part: People coming into the country legally. Folks, I am all for legal immigration. We are a nation of immigrants. My problem with illegal immigration is that we don't know who the hell these people are that come in illegally. They could be criminals, rapists, murderers, or just God-fearing people who want a better life. With that being said, I will make it easier for those God-fearing people to come in. Any immigrant who wants to enter and live in the United States must first be screened, then checked by authorities, then vetted. And if they are clean of any criminal behavior, then they will be allowed to enter the United States and start a new life. But mind you, they will not be given special treatment by the federal or state governments. They will have to start off on their own and pay taxes just like every other American. Because if they want to be American, they will have to

*the crowd cheered*

Because these people come from horrid, third world countries and see America as a shining beacon. And America is a shining beacon. Even with all this debt, poor economy, with terrorism on the rise and civil unrest on the rise, America is still much better off than most other countries. She is still simply the best.

*the crowd went wild*

Now onto the Third Part: Dealing with the illegals already here. There are 12 million illegals living in the country, undocumented and unvetted. If we want all these crimes to stop and kick out all of the illegals here who are criminals, we have to find them. As president, we will find every illegal here and screen them, check our databases, and then vet them. Every criminal that we find will be fined and then deported back and believe me, they will never return. Those who pass will be given amnesty, but will have to pay a $3,000 dollar fine for coming in illegally. They can pay this fine over time but it will be mandatory. That way, the good ones can stay but will pay for coming in illegally. Plus, the government could make millions, even billions off of this fine alone! And this fine won't cost Americans a penny!

*the crowd went wild*

And folks, that is my Three Part Immigration Plan. It is effective and unofficially endorsed by the Border Patrol. They said that it was so far the best plan on immigration that they saw and that it will work to stop illegals from coming in and stopping these horrendous crime rates caused by illegals. And I will continue to build upon it and make it the best plan for America's immigration crisis.

*the crowd cheered*

So Together we will expand our economy, together we will take control of our borders, together we will take charge of our wallets, together we will defeat ISIS, together we will balance our budget, and together we will.......

*Egazarian and the crowd shouted "AMEND AMERICA!" *

Thank you San Antonio and have a great day!

*the crowd went wild as Egazarian ended his speech. he walked away from the podium and went to the tip of the stage, going to the end of it in a crawling position to shake the hands of the many supporters there. he did this for 7 minutes, gave a final wave goodbye, then left*




(OOC: This happened the day after the SC Primary, earlier in the morning)

[The Portland Territory]

Yes yes, of course.

*he guided Garestaer who seemed numb to him into the house*

"I'll just sleep on the couch, if that's OK," Garestaer said. "I'm very tired, and cold, and I feel like I'm losing my mind."

You sure? We have an extra bed if you'd like.

[Krugeristan]

"I'll just sleep on the couch, if that's OK," Garestaer said. "I'm very tired, and cold, and I feel like I'm losing my mind."

You sure? We have an extra bed if you'd like.

"I'm sure," Garestaer muttered. He looked Egazarian in the eye. "I have to get up in the morning, skip breakfast, and get on a plane to Nevada."

[The Portland Territory]

You sure? We have an extra bed if you'd like.

"I'm sure," Garestaer muttered. He looked Egazarian in the eye. "I have to get up in the morning, skip breakfast, and get on a plane to Nevada."

If that is what you want, then ok. I will bring down some blankets and pillows. That couch right there is a pull out so you can sleep on that.

[Krugeristan]

"I'm sure," Garestaer muttered. He looked Egazarian in the eye. "I have to get up in the morning, skip breakfast, and get on a plane to Nevada."

If that is what you want, then ok. I will bring down some blankets and pillows. That couch right there is a pull out so you can sleep on that.

Garestaer frowned when he laid on the couch. "I'm sorry, again, I--I--I just . . . I'm very tired, and I feel like I'm being rude, and I really don't want to get up so early tomorrow!"

[The Portland Territory]

If that is what you want, then ok. I will bring down some blankets and pillows. That couch right there is a pull out so you can sleep on that.

Garestaer frowned when he laid on the couch. "I'm sorry, again, I--I--I just . . . I'm very tired, and I feel like I'm being rude, and I really don't want to get up so early tomorrow!"

It's ok Jay, it's ok. I gotta get up early tomorrow anyways, I'll drive you to the airport. Just get a good night's sleep tonight.

[Krugeristan]

Garestaer frowned when he laid on the couch. "I'm sorry, again, I--I--I just . . . I'm very tired, and I feel like I'm being rude, and I really don't want to get up so early tomorrow!"

It's ok Jay, it's ok. I gotta get up early tomorrow anyways, I'll drive you to the airport. Just get a good night's sleep tonight.

"Fine . . ." Garestaer manages to sleep for two hours, before waking up, and tossing and turning for another hour, then sleeping for three, and waking up and unable to sleep again. Glancing at a clock, he sees it reading five in the morning, and simply lays there, irritated and restless.

[Bolovia]

Rally at Charleston,South Carolina



This broadcast is brought to you by CNN, the World's News Leader.

How are we Charleston?!, the crowd cheered, waving America First signs, Woooow! Look at all these face, so nice to see many Americans concerned Americans. My fellow Americans, we are facing the toughest election year in the history of elections. The Winston administration is so spineless, its pathetic. You have an unsecured border, trade deals killing our country and stealing American jobs, we know ISIS is here and they are plotting and scheming. It's a mess people. An absolute mess..., many boo's rang out,No other candidate offers the same vision as me, the same reform, not the candidate nor their supporters share our vision of putting America First!, the crowd cheered, waving America First signs, shouting "GoGonzoGo".Things are going to change, this election is critical. In this election millions of Americans decide what kind of country we are going to be, what kind of country are you going to give your kids? Do we want progress and moving forward? Do we want to end the backtracking in Washington? Or do we want to continue it?, many in the crowd began to murmur.

Securing our lawless southern border will be a top priority for my administration. We will end the amnesty programs, that essentially sanction illegals coming into this country and smuggling in hard drugs that will inevitably be sold on the streets of America and go into the lungs and veins of our youth. I will not let this happen, I will not turn a blind eye to this problem our President has willingly ignored. The catch and release program is ineffective, taxpayer dollars shouldn't go to supporting illegal immigrants especially if they are imprisoned in our jails. No, just no. If they come into this country illegally and still have the nerve to committ a crime in our country they are going right back., the audience applauded,We will complete the southern fence, end the amnesty, and for once give our border patrol the necessary funding and the jurisdiction to their jobs!, the audience lauded in a cheer, Drumpf endorsed me, and by the way he is recovering fantastically and will join me on the campaign trail very soon keep praying folks, but Drumpf endorsed me because he shares the same vision as me, he shares the same values, the same emotions. He understood what was bringing our country down, bad trade deals, an unsecured border, terrorists constantly threatening American values. You know when I was campaigning down in Texas, I was happy to meet Sheriff Joe Arpaio and gladly accepted his endorsement, glad he flew out to Texas to meet with me, but he is such a fantastic guy and he told me in Arizona they have a big problem. Smack, black tar heroin is flowing through the borders like water flows down the Nile and Arizona is experiencing a drug crisis. He told me that Winston will not let him deport the illegals back on site nor detain them but catch and release them under the current amnesty programs. There you have it Winston is to blame for these drugs coming into this country and killing our kids. We are ending the amnesty programs for good, folks. We will secure our borders and put America First!, the crowd instantly cheered, waving their America First signs.

Now the Palmetto state has seen economic strife, burdening taxes, and decreased business all because of negligent and disgusting trade deals. You have NAFTA, CAFTA, GTFO, the TPP, the TPFTA, none of the Free trade deals are free if the cost is American jobs!,the audience responded with cheering, and shouts of agreement.On day one I will get the best people to review all trade deals conducted in the last 20 years and we will renegotiate every trade deal to our advantage or we will withdraw totally. When you have more imports than exports that ratio needs to change, we have so many trade deficits with China, Japan, Mexico, we are losing so much money because of the fallout in trade deals. You have China, ripping us off on trade. The Chinese leadership is so much more competent than ours, they are taking advantage of us folks, taking advantage of our spineless and pathetic President. When I'm leader of our great country I will slap a 25% tariff on all Chinese goods flooding our markets, its unfair to our businesses and quite frankly its costing millions of American jobs. I'm for protectionist policies, giving American businesses the upperhand in all trade deals. Government doesn't create jobs, business does and right now we have bad business because China is stepping on our necks and flooding our markets with cheap products. There steel dumping will end, increasing custom duties on Chinese steel will discourage Americans from purchasing Chinese steel because it will be too expensive. China is not our friend folks, they are our main competitor and they are always looking for America to slip up, the crowd boo'd immensely, shouting obscenities, and a few racial slurs,I know, its atrocious. It's like our President is protecting Chinese interests. I will have a hardline stance when it comes to trade, one thing is for sure we are definitely pulling out of NAFTA for damn sure, I can tell you that., the crowd cheered, waving their America First signs.

Not only is bad trade deals killing Americans but ISIS has infiltrated America, we know they're here, the question is: what our we gonna do about it? Because our President isn't doing jack shit, if anything he's letting in more Muslims from extremely volatile areas, the crowd immediately boo'd,We can't accept refugee's at this moment, it's not feasible, it's not smart, they're a nation security risk and liability. I'm going to put Americans Safety First!, the audience cheered, chanting "USA USA USA",When it comes to defeating ISIS, it should be an international effort rather than an American responsibility!, the crowd immensely cheered, waving America First signs, shouting racial slurs once more, I'm gonna bomb them back to the stone ages folks, ante up our air game, double down on airstrikes, drone strikes, missile strikes, I will begin carpet bombing the shit out of them, that's what we need to do. Hasn't been a good carpet bombing in awhile, the crowd cheered and chuckled, We have all these advanced weaponry in our arsenal and we aren't using it, just goes to show our spineless, weak, incompetent leadership. And you know its just upsetting that our President doesn't strike these pussies down, the crowd began to murmur, They are, ISIS is gang of thugs, criminals, and pussies. And you know some of the other candidates are in favor of sending American lives back into the Middle East, yet hey advocate for fiscal responsibility, or Common Sense conservative. It's not common sense when you wanna risk American lives again, its not fiscally responsible to start another ground war in the Middle East. It's blatant stupidity, and my opponent is a loser and incompetent just like the rest of them. He is a secessionist and no better than the terrorists! , many in the crowd boo'd, shouting "Fuck Egazarian, the pansy!"

You know I watched a rally of his the other day, and one of our movements supporters was there, because ya know we're everywhere, the crowd cheered,and they had the audacity to put their filthy hands on one of our own., the crowd boo'd, No,no, really they ripped his sing out of his hand, they subdued him, placed their filthy hands over his mouth. If you see an Egazarian supporter, I want you to knock him the hell out you know, especially if they put their hands on you. Just goes to show you what kind of supporters Egazarian has., the crowd chuckled, You know... he is a weak leader, and many people are questioning where he stands, especially his own state of Rhode Island who thought he was a moderate but he is adopting far right positions more and more, you never thought he would especially if you look back on how he won his seat in Rhode Island. Just like Gianna he is an opportunist, playing the game of politics, just like the establishment. He will say anything and do anything to get votes, he's a dog. He gladly received Traitor Kiser's endorsement and defended his statements of dissolving our Union. He is not fit to lead, when I was in Columbia speaking to many in the crowd I got to know a few people and most of them dislike Egazarian because of he is untrustworthy. He says one thing but means another, typical politician. He and his puppet Mullins., the crowd chuckled followed by a cheer, waving America First signs. We have this Reed fellow coming in, and I have to say I'm starting to like him, he's a good guy, young, and malleable for the party. We need more Republicans like him, young, fresh, and concerned for our country. I'd look forward to debating with him, all I have to say to him is: welcome to the show., many in the crowd chuckled.

We know what this election is all about, what kind of country are we going to be in the next decade. There is so much backtracking in Washington, you have many candidates talking about Common Sense this, we'll do that, but they'll say anything to get votes. Sheriff Joe Arpaio endorsed because he knows I'll be tough on the border, ending the drug crisis states like New Hampshire, Texas, and my home state of California are experiencing. No new refugees, I can tell you that. No more until the volatility decreases significantly and ISIS is obliterated, it is the duty of the leader to protect his own people and with the recent attacks Winston fails to do that. The bad trade deals will end and we're gonna get a group of people that will renegotiate our trade deals, because its time folks that we finally understand what the hell is going on!, the crowd cheered profusely, waving the America First signs, We are gonna win, we are winning in the polls and come South Carolina's primary day you know who you'll vote for, vote your heart and vote your conscious, but more importantly just do your civic duty and get out and vote. It's time we take our country back and put America First! God bless you and God bless America!, the crowd cheered, thousands waving their America First signs. Gonzalez waved, went down to the crowd and mingled with them. It was important that he make those personal connections with the people. It was important to show he was the man of the people, the true Populist-Nativist candidate.

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Transcript from Robert Lawson's Radio Show

"Most of my listeners here know that I enjoy seeing and decoding political cartoons, usually ones that are well-done and have a unique aspect of symbolism, but this morning, I was reading the opinion section of The New York Times, and I found one cartoon that is . . . very weird, and very . . . unique. The cartoon has Turkish President Erdogan and Syrian President Assad, and . . ." Lawson breaks off in giggles, "Assad is apparently pregnant in this little piece I found. Now, some of you might be thinking that alone is very bizarre, and maybe even offensive, but let me continue: there's like a cutaway view of Assad's stomach, and we see a fetal Jay Garestaer--Garestaer, the bone-thin Speaker of the House we all know supports Assad--holding a rolled up sheet of paper labeled 'Arm Assad Act'. Erdogan is standing in front of Assad, and he says, 'Well, what'd Dr. Winston say?' We can all assume he's talking about our president, Albert Winston. As far as I know, they don't get along. Anyway, Assad replies with, 'He said we should get an abortion.'" Lawson is heard setting his paper down. "Folks, I will tell you I've never seen a cartoon like this one, and I'm guessing the media and the candidates will be all over it like flies on dog feces. Why, in this, would Assad be the one 'pregnant' with Garestaer? Well, Garestaer supports Assad, and last week, Garestaer met with Assad to negotiate the release of journalists from ISIS. Assad is basically the one whose actions are making or breaking this bill that will arm his forces, but President Winston is the one who's going to determine if this bill should pass or not. Knowing Winston, he won't let this pass, which is why Assad is saying that Winston said to 'get rid of Garestaer'. Now, why's Erdogan in the picture? Garestaer met with Erdogan. Erdogan is backing this bill, which is why we can say Erdogan is the 'father' of this. Again, America, I didn't craw this, but I'm saying that this is definitely something that candidates are going to be all over."

[The Portland Territory]