Larson decided to go and hit the campaign trail again, he must crush his opponent in a huge storm of campaigning if he had any hope of winning the goddamn of election. He already hit the suburbs, the rural areas, and the seniors. Now was the time to try and convert the Cajun population of Louisiana to his cause, he had to do that to win the great state of Louisiana.
"Bonjour Lafayette, comment ca va? "
Larson began with a few phrases of French that he memorized.
"Today I am here in Lafayette, while my opponent is doing nothing, I am out here campaigning all over this great state of Louisiana while my opponent is just cozying up with his globalist friends in Wall Street, and he is just there selling himself out to those big donors, but me I fight for all of you. I want to fight against corruption and I just want to fight for the people in Louisiana. That means fighting against corruption and globalism, fighting against the big banks, and fighting against the corrupt Wall Street goons. My credo is Americanism not globalism, and that will be my credo in the Senate!
I will start my fight against globalism, by limiting immigration into this great country. Right now there are so many illegal immigrants being granted amnesty right now that the poor American has become a beggar in his own home. Yes a beggar in his own home, the illegal immigrants are here taking lots and lots of jobs that otherwise go to hard working Americans. I believe that Americans should come first, once I get elected to the Senate I plan on working with the Representatives of this great state to figure out ways to punish companies who knowingly hire illegal immigrants in favor of Americans. Illegal immigrants must be taken care of, and amnesty is not the solution, amnesty is rewarding people for breaking the law, there are millions of people waiting to get into this country legally, but no apparently the Democrats do not want to help those who actually follow the rules, they want to help the Mexican illegals. Well here are some stats, almost 3% of all illegals have been committed of felonies, yes felonies. I will work with the House of Representatives to kick out any and all illegals who have been convicted of a felony, there will be no amnesty for the wicked, mark my words.
There is an amnesty bill going through congress right now, and I will get it killed. I will resign if that bill actually passes the Senate, I am actually going to resign from the Senate because then the institution is just too corrupt for me to be there. I will have to resign. The CIRA act will get killed by my own hands, otherwise my name is not Jason Larson! So I promise you the people of the greatest union, I promise no amnesty forever!
I promise to streamline the deportation process, right now we have too many steps preventing the illegals from getting deported, it should be one strike and you are out if you are an illegal immigrant. If they catch an illegal immigrant, they should immediately go and kick his butt back to Mexico. My opponent does not have enough courage to do that, but I do. I am not afraid to call a spade a spade, an illegal immigrant is ILLEGAL, liberals should get that through their thick skulls. I will streamline the deportation process by removing steps to ensure that the illegals if they are identified can be deported within 24 hours.
These people are some really bad people, and people like Mayor Walton in Seattle just do nothing but protect them, same with Mr. Cox of L.A. We need to punish those people, they are helping and abiding criminals, and we should not have any of that. If I have the distinct privileged of being the Senator of Louisiana, I will work to ensure that we strip Sanctuary Cities like Seattle, and Los Angeles of federal funding. If they put their political agenda of globalism ahead of the safety of their own citizens, they deserve to have their federal funding stripped for their reckless actions.
Thank you Lafayette, hope to be back here soon, as your next Senator!"






















