Washington (US Political RP; 2016 ; OOC ; OPEN!)

[The Portland Territory]

Waldreich, have you finished the Post-Debate Polls?

[Democratic Peoples republic of Kelvinsi]

So after reading how much in disarray the Democratic race is currently, I'll have my character get into the presidential race late in the game post-New Hampshire debate.

I'll post a leak from "DNC Sources" about some within the top ranks of the Democratic Party attempting to convince Carrollton into jumping into the race in an effort as a youthful, energetic candidate in an attempt to outshine Kirk's comedic appeal. Should make for an interesting dynamic, I imagine.

Danders will attempt to hijack the party, with a far left message, be warned.

[Imperial Esplanade]

So after reading how much in disarray the Democratic race is currently, I'll have my character get into the presidential race late in the game post-New Hampshire debate.

I'll post a leak from "DNC Sources" about some within the top ranks of the Democratic Party attempting to convince Carrollton into jumping into the race in an effort as a youthful, energetic candidate in an attempt to outshine Kirk's comedic appeal. Should make for an interesting dynamic, I imagine.

Danders will attempt to hijack the party, with a far left message, be warned.

Between Danders and Kirk, let's just say that there is a reason why Carrollton thinks she has a chance to sway the moderate vote. They're historically the majority of the party, and are usually satisfied with the establishment... well, that's unless this voting bloc has suddenly gone batshit crazy in this particular RP.

[Krugeristan]

Danders will attempt to hijack the party, with a far left message, be warned.

Between Danders and Kirk, let's just say that there is a reason why Carrollton thinks she has a chance to sway the moderate vote. They're historically the majority of the party, and are usually satisfied with the establishment... well, that's unless this voting bloc has suddenly gone batshit crazy in this particular RP.

Well, on the Republican side, two candidates got shot and one is getting in bed with the president of Turkey.

[Imperial Esplanade]

Between Danders and Kirk, let's just say that there is a reason why Carrollton thinks she has a chance to sway the moderate vote. They're historically the majority of the party, and are usually satisfied with the establishment... well, that's unless this voting bloc has suddenly gone batshit crazy in this particular RP.

Well, on the Republican side, two candidates got shot and one is getting in bed with the president of Turkey.

Thus, an alliance was born.

And no, that wasn't the baby's name either...

[Krugeristan]

Well, on the Republican side, two candidates got shot and one is getting in bed with the president of Turkey.

Thus, an alliance was born.

And no, that wasn't the baby's name either...

I'm laughing so hard I'm crying!

This is going in my signature.

[Zelent]

Great use of the Legionarys!
(In case anyone was confused, a squad of Vanguard Legionaires had been lent to Drumpf to act as event security.)

[The Portland Territory]

I just finished watching Clinton Cash and holy shit. Y'all should watch it too, it really exposes a lot about the Clinton Foundation and the Clintons in general

[The Portland Territory]

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Whoever can guess what that is gets a million Monopoly dollars

[Jovuistan]

do do do dodo do do do, do do do do -do- dodododododo, do do do dodo do do do -do- do do do do, do, do

Whoever can guess what that is gets a million Monopoly dollars

Darude-Sandstor- wait, that meme died last year.

[The Portland Territory]

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Whoever can guess what that is gets a million Monopoly dollars

Darude-Sandstor- wait, that meme died last year.

It aint Sandstorm Darude, try again in this Daily Double

[The Portland Territory]

Hey Wald, Kruger: Isn't it not allowed to say "He had a speech on economy, trade, and healthcare"? Aren't you supposed to actually write the speeches rather than state what happened?

[Zelent]

Hey Wald, Kruger: Isn't it not allowed to say "He had a speech on economy, trade, and healthcare"? Aren't you supposed to actually write the speeches rather than state what happened?

Read the rules.

[Chewion]

Hey I am going to post but I will get my app copied over from the old one ok. Most of you know Kiser just in this he is the Texas Gov.

[Chewion]

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Character Information Sheet

NS Nation Name: Chewion
Character Name: Brandon Kiser
Character Gender: Male
Character Age: 45
Character Role: (Senator, Representative, Governor, etc) Texas Governor
Appearance: Will try to find the original picture later.
Character State of Origin: Indiana but has lived in Texas since he was 14.
Character Affiliation (Democrat, Republican or Non-Aligned): Republican
Main Strengths: Charismatic, intelligent, bold, and intimidating.
Main Weaknesses: A little to trusting.
Short Bio: (1 to 2 paragraphs) Brandon was born in South Bend, Indiana to Cory and Jill Kiser. His mother died when he was 2 years old. He grew up and went through school making excellent grades and was involved in basketball, wrestling, and band. The summer before high school he moved to Houston, Texas. He went into the Air Force after High School and was a fighter pilot. After getting out of the Air Force he went to Sam Houston State and earned a doctorates in both psychology and law. He then had his own psychology practice which has offices in 13 states today. He then ran for Senator of Texas and won. Then he successfully ran for Governor of Texas.
As governor he has created more jobs in Texas than ever before and has given the state a 2.5 billion reserve. He has protected the 2nd amendment and he has fought the current very liberal administration. He has also fought against the false cry of globalism.
Other Info: Kiser is married to Lily Kiser and has two children, John,14, and Alexa,16.

[Krugeristan]

Hey Wald, Kruger: Isn't it not allowed to say "He had a speech on economy, trade, and healthcare"? Aren't you supposed to actually write the speeches rather than state what happened?

Considering what happened to Drumpf, no one should be having rallies for about a week in IC time.

And Boras? With Drumpf gone, Erdogan is going to tell Garestaer that he has to beat Kirk in order for Turkey to maintain its support of the bill. There is no way in hell Erdogan's going to want to deal with a comedian.

I just realized what I said; Erdogan's ordered comedians arrested before. Remember that German guy who made fun of him?

[The Boras]

I'll say this again: KIRK CAN'T WIN. HE ONLY HAS BALLOT ACCESS IN 10 STATES. IT IS IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO WIN.

I mean seriously, an Iowa win and suddenly he's gonna win the Democratic nomination? Really?

[Krugeristan]

I'll say this again: KIRK CAN'T WIN. HE ONLY HAS BALLOT ACCESS IN 10 STATES. IT IS IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO WIN.

I mean seriously, an Iowa win and suddenly he's gonna win the Democratic nomination? Really?

Erdogan wants your head.




You've been forewarned.

[The Boras]

Why would he want the head of a man who hasn't talked about him tho

[Krugeristan]

Why would he want the head of a man who hasn't talked about him tho

It's Erdogan. He has a personal grudge against all comedians.

[Rhinocera]

Garestaer now has some time before West even bothers to read the phone records, much less care about whether or not he called Erdogan.

[Krugeristan]

Garestaer now has some time before West even bothers to read the phone records, much less care about whether or not he called Erdogan.

Does the public know West's daughter was taken?

[Imperial Esplanade]

I'll say this again: KIRK CAN'T WIN. HE ONLY HAS BALLOT ACCESS IN 10 STATES. IT IS IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO WIN.

I mean seriously, an Iowa win and suddenly he's gonna win the Democratic nomination? Really?

It's the concept of it, my friend. If not this time, potentially the next.

[Rhinocera]

Garestaer now has some time before West even bothers to read the phone records, much less care about whether or not he called Erdogan.

Does the public know West's daughter was taken?

No, it's hush hush. West won't be filing a police report to say the least.

[Krugeristan]

Does the public know West's daughter was taken?

No, it's hush hush. West won't be filing a police report to say the least.

OK.

It's like, Garestaer's safe.




For now.