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by Minroz » Sat Oct 15, 2016 6:15 am
by Republic of Hasgriu » Sat Oct 15, 2016 8:16 am
RIP United Kingdom 1707-2016New Jordslag wrote:Dammit, just realized they have each other's names in their sigs. Yet in my two years of existence nobody quotes what I say... *crawls into corner and cries*
by Fascist Republic Of Bermuda » Sat Oct 15, 2016 9:32 pm
by Krajstali » Mon Oct 17, 2016 5:24 am
by Sonitusia » Thu Oct 20, 2016 5:16 am
Shyluz wrote:The second 'tanks' was said, it was all over.
Gensokyu wrote:So that happened.
They say that in the great wars of NS Summer, there was one who did not fight with blood, but with iron. They named this one the Master of Tanks, and the thunderous sound of cannon and the rattling of machine guns could be heard far and wide, the crossroads before the capital of CotM being defended by this valiant one until it stood alone. Shitposters layed in droves, and entire army having been slain by the might of Sonitusia, Master of Tanks, Commandant of Iron, and Slinger of Shells.
by Minroz » Sun Oct 23, 2016 8:18 am
Krajstali wrote:-snip-
Fascist Republic Of Bermuda wrote:Рогатка команда- Тяжелый танк КВ-2
"Kalinka, kalinka, kalinka moya! V sadu yagoda malinka, malinka moya!" Valentina and Zoya sang as the KV-2 lumbered along the road. The rest of the crew did not join them. Tonya eyed the two, standing on either side of the gun, like they might be crazy. There was nothing so far, just the green park and a whole lot of nothing. Valentina did not have a hatch above her head, the KV-2's hatch was a bit further back, so she had to use the commander's sight exclusively. The KV-2 was blind as a bat.
Eventually Valentina and Zoya stopped singing. "Comrade Rozhenka!" Valentina called out, having to yell over the roar of the engine, "Do you see anything?" Vera responded with a quiet "Nyet." Valentina didn't hear her. Vera said a bit louder, "Nyet!" Valentina somewhat heard her. "Comrade Rozhenka, what are you saying?" Valentina yelled, "I AM SAYING NYET, VALECHKA!" Vera nearly screamed back. "Oh! Da, da!" Valentina yelled. Nat shook her head. This was pointless. The venture, the possibility of finally beating her sister at her own game, was slipping away. Perhaps Natalia could become a farmer and strive to outperform her parents after the embarrassment of being in a tank with the weirdo wannabe Soviets of the school was over.
The KV-2 kept slowly moving down the road, the crew all but insulated from the outside.
Sonitusia wrote:M38 Wolfhound
Following Fauna's instruction to the letter, Theodora managed to duck and weave the Wolfhound into position, hopefully to find the vehicle that the Brit had mentioned. And, after half a minute, they managed to find themselves on top of a hill, overlooking a rather large looking tank, of which had no turret. It also had a really, really long gun. Slamming the brakes, Theodora almost ripped the intercom off of its post.
"What in the fuck, Faun?!" she shouted, instead of using the mic, "You trying to get us all killed?!"
Still looking like she was hyped on energy drinks, Mentari looked through the sights of the M5 cannon, and took her aim. She had no idea how to do this, but she was guessing it should be similar to a video game, and used the most center crosshair to take aim at the Soviet monster turning around. "Fire!" Fauna barked.
The 75mm blasted a round, quickly loaded and fired once more for good effect. And with a stroke of luck, the AP round managed to pierce the armor deck, knocking out the tank destroyer as it tried to make a run for it. The vehicle kept moving despite the white flag that had popped out, and a resounding 'clang' echoed through the area as it seemingly hit something. Eyes widening as she noticed this, Fauna quickly ordered into the radio set, "Full reverse!"
by Sonitusia » Mon Oct 24, 2016 8:37 am
Shyluz wrote:The second 'tanks' was said, it was all over.
Gensokyu wrote:So that happened.
They say that in the great wars of NS Summer, there was one who did not fight with blood, but with iron. They named this one the Master of Tanks, and the thunderous sound of cannon and the rattling of machine guns could be heard far and wide, the crossroads before the capital of CotM being defended by this valiant one until it stood alone. Shitposters layed in droves, and entire army having been slain by the might of Sonitusia, Master of Tanks, Commandant of Iron, and Slinger of Shells.
by Republic of Hasgriu » Wed Oct 26, 2016 2:28 am
RIP United Kingdom 1707-2016New Jordslag wrote:Dammit, just realized they have each other's names in their sigs. Yet in my two years of existence nobody quotes what I say... *crawls into corner and cries*
by Sonitusia » Sat Oct 29, 2016 8:10 pm
Shyluz wrote:The second 'tanks' was said, it was all over.
Gensokyu wrote:So that happened.
They say that in the great wars of NS Summer, there was one who did not fight with blood, but with iron. They named this one the Master of Tanks, and the thunderous sound of cannon and the rattling of machine guns could be heard far and wide, the crossroads before the capital of CotM being defended by this valiant one until it stood alone. Shitposters layed in droves, and entire army having been slain by the might of Sonitusia, Master of Tanks, Commandant of Iron, and Slinger of Shells.
by Republic of Hasgriu » Sun Oct 30, 2016 7:52 am
RIP United Kingdom 1707-2016New Jordslag wrote:Dammit, just realized they have each other's names in their sigs. Yet in my two years of existence nobody quotes what I say... *crawls into corner and cries*
by Wolfenium » Tue Nov 01, 2016 12:20 am
by Republic of Hasgriu » Fri Nov 04, 2016 10:38 pm
Wolfenium wrote:"IDIOT," screamed Astrid on the radio, "WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE! WHO SET FIRE TO THE TREES! YOU WANT TO CHOKE YOUR SCHOOLMATES TO DEATH!?"
Wolfenium wrote:"Uhh..." Iveta blurted, "who is this-"
"I'M YOUR INSTRUCTOR, YOU FUCKING BRAINLESS BITCH," yelled the woman again, "DON'T YOU KNOW WHAT ARE SMOKE ROUNDS!? IS THIS YOUR FIRST TIME IN TANKERY, MAGGOT!"
Wolfenium wrote:"I... didn't set it on fire," Iveta answered in a nervous wince, "I think it was-"
"I DON'T CARE WHO THE FUCK DID IT," Astrid barked, "EVERYONE TO THE GARAGE, NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!"
Wolfenium wrote:It had been a very ugly day, no less due to the state of the park. Fortunately for the girls, the fire department was quick to put out to blaze, sparing the ship a potentially ugly situation. The bad news, however, was the damages as a result, with nobody able to explain who or how they were going to afford the repairs. Sitting on a crate in front of the crews and their parked tanks, the hapless redhead instructor struggled to remain restraint as she waited on the club to gather. But the worst was yet to come, as the girls waited in chilling silence.
RIP United Kingdom 1707-2016New Jordslag wrote:Dammit, just realized they have each other's names in their sigs. Yet in my two years of existence nobody quotes what I say... *crawls into corner and cries*
by Sonitusia » Sat Nov 05, 2016 5:29 am
Shyluz wrote:The second 'tanks' was said, it was all over.
Gensokyu wrote:So that happened.
They say that in the great wars of NS Summer, there was one who did not fight with blood, but with iron. They named this one the Master of Tanks, and the thunderous sound of cannon and the rattling of machine guns could be heard far and wide, the crossroads before the capital of CotM being defended by this valiant one until it stood alone. Shitposters layed in droves, and entire army having been slain by the might of Sonitusia, Master of Tanks, Commandant of Iron, and Slinger of Shells.
by Wolfenium » Sat Nov 05, 2016 8:22 pm
Republic of Hasgriu wrote:Yekaterina bounced off the Bishop's hull and landed on her feet before her hand shot up, followed by her asking, "Madam Instructor! The four of us are very sorry about burning the park, and will willingly take responsibility, but could we sell some tanks to help raise funds for replanting and stuff?"
Sonitusia wrote:The Chi-Ha arrived last, in contrast to the Wolfhound that had sped all the way back and made it first. Adelia, who had managed to move Fatimah into the bow machine gunner's seat, had half her body out of the hatch as the vehicle came to a halt. Without wasting any time, Hermione and Odetta clambered out of the turret, and helped their commander drag out the almost lifeless driver from her seat.
"Someone get us oxygen over here, we've got a casualty!" Adelia barked. The crew of the Wolfhound were surprised, with several of them spreading out to try and look for the nearest first aid kit providing fresh oxygen. Meanwhile, Adelia was also looking around, until she saw some of the members of the Bishop crew they had encountered. Looking at them coldly, measuring them up and keeping her shaking hands held together, she said not a word before continuing her search.
by Minroz » Mon Nov 07, 2016 6:41 am
Wolfenium wrote:Burning the park down was clearly not part of the plan. As smoke began to waft from the area, the hapless crew of the KV-1 could only watch as the flames began eating away the greenery. Iveta had not seen this coming, and certainly did not believe she was going to get off lightly. The sudden screaming in the radio quickly confirmed her fears, as an unknown voice started cursing the crew responsible.
"IDIOT," screamed Astrid on the radio, "WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE! WHO SET FIRE TO THE TREES! YOU WANT TO CHOKE YOUR SCHOOLMATES TO DEATH!?"
"Uhh..." Iveta blurted, "who is this-"
"I'M YOUR INSTRUCTOR, YOU FUCKING BRAINLESS BITCH," yelled the woman again, "DON'T YOU KNOW WHAT ARE SMOKE ROUNDS!? IS THIS YOUR FIRST TIME IN TANKERY, MAGGOT!"
"I... didn't set it on fire," Iveta answered in a nervous wince, "I think it was-"
"I DON'T CARE WHO THE FUCK DID IT," Astrid barked, "EVERYONE TO THE GARAGE, NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!"
The tankery club was in very serious trouble. Oops.
Garage, Rauschen High School
Sunset
It had been a very ugly day, no less due to the state of the park. Fortunately for the girls, the fire department was quick to put out to blaze, sparing the ship a potentially ugly situation. The bad news, however, was the damages as a result, with nobody able to explain who or how they were going to afford the repairs. Sitting on a crate in front of the crews and their parked tanks, the hapless redhead instructor struggled to remain restraint as she waited on the club to gather. But the worst was yet to come, as the girls waited in chilling silence.
"This was a bad idea," whispered Avelina in Iveta's ear, standing in front of the KV-1, "why didn't you check if they have anything destructive."
"I... I didn't think of that..." Iveta blurted, "what happens now?..."
"My sister is going to get mad for this," uttered Terhikki in panic, "what're we going to do."
"Why am I still here," Selena whined, "all I did was chauffeur that woman."
What happens next was anyone's guess...
Sonitusia wrote:The Chi-Ha arrived last, in contrast to the Wolfhound that had sped all the way back and made it first. Adelia, who had managed to move Fatimah into the bow machine gunner's seat, had half her body out of the hatch as the vehicle came to a halt. Without wasting any time, Hermione and Odetta clambered out of the turret, and helped their commander drag out the almost lifeless driver from her seat.
"Someone get us oxygen over here, we've got a casualty!" Adelia barked. The crew of the Wolfhound were surprised, with several of them spreading out to try and look for the nearest first aid kit providing fresh oxygen. Meanwhile, Adelia was also looking around, until she saw some of the members of the Bishop crew they had encountered. Looking at them coldly, measuring them up and keeping her shaking hands held together, she said not a word before continuing her search.
Wolfenium wrote:For a moment, Iveta's entire world stood still. Distraught at the sight of Fatimah's unconscious body, the hapless captain could gape in horror. But as the instructor started screaming at the girls to get first aid and call for help, she noticed Avelina rushing up the Chi-Ha to help. They were going to need it.
"Lay her down on the floor, away from the tanks," Avelina quickly ordered the girls, "and stay clear. I'll perform CPR. Where's the oxygen tank?"
Despite her unassuming, even bubbly attitude, Avelina appeared as serious as she should be. Laying Fatimah on the flat asphalt as she pulled off the mask, she got to work checking her chest for signs of breathing and a pulse as she tried to resuscitate her. She had no time or mood to crack jokes, or as much as a whimsical salute. She felt she could worry about those later, after their friend was out of danger.
by Sonitusia » Mon Nov 07, 2016 8:03 am
Wolfenium wrote:"Lay her down on the floor, away from the tanks," Avelina quickly ordered the girls, "and stay clear. I'll perform CPR. Where's the oxygen tank?
"
Shyluz wrote:The second 'tanks' was said, it was all over.
Gensokyu wrote:So that happened.
They say that in the great wars of NS Summer, there was one who did not fight with blood, but with iron. They named this one the Master of Tanks, and the thunderous sound of cannon and the rattling of machine guns could be heard far and wide, the crossroads before the capital of CotM being defended by this valiant one until it stood alone. Shitposters layed in droves, and entire army having been slain by the might of Sonitusia, Master of Tanks, Commandant of Iron, and Slinger of Shells.
by Krajstali » Tue Nov 08, 2016 7:43 am
MInroz wrote:*Booom!*
Wolfenium wrote:"I DON'T CARE WHO THE FUCK DID IT," Astrid barked, "EVERYONE TO THE GARAGE, NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!"
by Republic of Hasgriu » Wed Nov 09, 2016 7:10 am
Wolfenium wrote:Glaring up at the four on the Bishop, it was hard to tell if the instructor was going to blow up again. For someone her size, it was hard to imagine she was a senior. If anything, she looked even younger than the freshmen among them, immature and prone to outbursts. But rather than yell again, she merely told them off in a toned down, yet stern voice.
"The problem isn't just repairing the park," she told them, "you could have suffocated your friends out there. We can make up the money, that's for sure. But can you afford to make up a life? This isn't a war, you know. I've been to Afghanistan. There's no reason to put that harsh reality into tankery-"
Wolfenium wrote:Sonitusia wrote:The Chi-Ha arrived last, in contrast to the Wolfhound that had sped all the way back and made it first. Adelia, who had managed to move Fatimah into the bow machine gunner's seat, had half her body out of the hatch as the vehicle came to a halt. Without wasting any time, Hermione and Odetta clambered out of the turret, and helped their commander drag out the almost lifeless driver from her seat.
"Someone get us oxygen over here, we've got a casualty!" Adelia barked. The crew of the Wolfhound were surprised, with several of them spreading out to try and look for the nearest first aid kit providing fresh oxygen. Meanwhile, Adelia was also looking around, until she saw some of the members of the Bishop crew they had encountered. Looking at them coldly, measuring them up and keeping her shaking hands held together, she said not a word before continuing her search.
For a moment, Iveta's entire world stood still. Distraught at the sight of Fatimah's unconscious body, the hapless captain could gape in horror. But as the instructor started screaming at the girls to get first aid and call for help, she noticed Avelina rushing up the Chi-Ha to help. They were going to need it.
"Lay her down on the floor, away from the tanks," Avelina quickly ordered the girls, "and stay clear. I'll perform CPR. Where's the oxygen tank?"
Despite her unassuming, even bubbly attitude, Avelina appeared as serious as she should be. Laying Fatimah on the flat asphalt as she pulled off the mask, she got to work checking her chest for signs of breathing and a pulse as she tried to resuscitate her. She had no time or mood to crack jokes, or as much as a whimsical salute. She felt she could worry about those later, after their friend was out of danger.
Sonitusia wrote:"Right here with you!" Hermione replied, rushing back with her kit and procuring a small gas tank filled with oxygen, "It should do, checked her pulse and there's still a large chance she'll make it." She handed the tank to Avelina, and pulled the other girls back.
"No offense everyone, but you'll need to give us some room," she said, then crouched beside Fatimah, and began to prepare the procedure for CPR. There wasn't much time before Fatimah dipped below normal levels, and they would need all of the help they could get to bring her back.
RIP United Kingdom 1707-2016New Jordslag wrote:Dammit, just realized they have each other's names in their sigs. Yet in my two years of existence nobody quotes what I say... *crawls into corner and cries*
by Sonitusia » Wed Nov 09, 2016 9:02 am
Republic of Hasgriu wrote:
"Right then. Liliya, let's see if we can do anything." Each of them put on a pair of disposable rubber gloves, and then made their way forwards.
After carrying their first aid kits to the front of the crowd, Maya, with Liliya right behind her, asked the two occupied responders, following a brief hesitation, whilst keeping a good metre or two away, "May we be of any help?"
Shyluz wrote:The second 'tanks' was said, it was all over.
Gensokyu wrote:So that happened.
They say that in the great wars of NS Summer, there was one who did not fight with blood, but with iron. They named this one the Master of Tanks, and the thunderous sound of cannon and the rattling of machine guns could be heard far and wide, the crossroads before the capital of CotM being defended by this valiant one until it stood alone. Shitposters layed in droves, and entire army having been slain by the might of Sonitusia, Master of Tanks, Commandant of Iron, and Slinger of Shells.
by Wolfenium » Wed Nov 16, 2016 7:58 am
by Sonitusia » Fri Nov 18, 2016 12:34 am
Wolfenium wrote:Neither was sure how to talk her out of it. Perhaps the others might have an answer, now or later with the principal...
Shyluz wrote:The second 'tanks' was said, it was all over.
Gensokyu wrote:So that happened.
They say that in the great wars of NS Summer, there was one who did not fight with blood, but with iron. They named this one the Master of Tanks, and the thunderous sound of cannon and the rattling of machine guns could be heard far and wide, the crossroads before the capital of CotM being defended by this valiant one until it stood alone. Shitposters layed in droves, and entire army having been slain by the might of Sonitusia, Master of Tanks, Commandant of Iron, and Slinger of Shells.
by Wolfenium » Sat Nov 19, 2016 4:19 am
Sonitusia wrote:"Are you alright?" Alberta asked, on his tray only the doughnut that was dessert, "Is this because of yesterday?"
by Minroz » Sun Nov 20, 2016 6:38 am
Wolfenium wrote:Sonitusia wrote:"Are you alright?" Alberta asked, on his tray only the doughnut that was dessert, "Is this because of yesterday?"
"Oh, mhh..." blurted Iveta half-dazed, as the other two greeted 'Alberta' as well, "Walker, is it?... About yesterday... well... I guess I feel a bit upset... After all... you must think I'm a total newbie... Not that you're wrong..."
From the looks of it, it seemed clear Iveta felt guilty for her negligence. Had she known more about the sport, she might have been able to take precautions. But her eagerness nearly cost a life, and she was hardly sure she wanted to continue. Knowing Henna, she was sure she would have demanded its closure. How was she going to answer to the other girls, in that case? Iveta just was not sure.
"You got the notice to head for the principal's office, later, right," muttered Iveta, "I don't think we should miss it..."
by Republic of Hasgriu » Mon Nov 21, 2016 10:45 pm
Sonitusia wrote:"Godverdomme," Hermione muttered, barely looking back as she noticed two of the Bishop crew trying to assist, "You're the ones who caused this, I'm not really sure if that would qualify you to be of any assistance whatsoever."
As one online commentator wrote:
But not all see it as mere recreation, not the least in the treaded grounds of Europe. Here, tankery is not a sport. It is war itself.„
RIP United Kingdom 1707-2016New Jordslag wrote:Dammit, just realized they have each other's names in their sigs. Yet in my two years of existence nobody quotes what I say... *crawls into corner and cries*
by Wolfenium » Tue Nov 22, 2016 1:01 am
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