Khasinkonia wrote:The Land of the Golden Blobfish wrote:Ziriad Vernichtung
Yesterday while venturing through the library, Ziriad had stumbled upon an old, dust ridden tome. And so he had stayed up till dawn the next morning reading through it’s many pages. When his stomach had started growling, he decided to make his way down to the cafeteria and get something to eat. After grabbing his plate he sat down with a group of students, still drowsy from the night before. “Hey kiddos, did you get my homework done from yesterday?” Being in the state Ziriad was in, he completely mistook these students for the ones he had hired.
"Τι?!" Droma replied confused, almost choking on what she had been eating, "Your homework?"
"Your homework? I don't recall having met you before," Kassoq responded in her usual barely audible voice, "We don't have anything for you."
"Also, care to explain why you're asking anyone for your homework, buddeh?" said Rangi with a slightly condescending voice.
"I don't have m-much ex-experience in the m-matter," Tarmo added, "But if I r-recall, the s-s-syl—syl—s-s-syl—the syll-syll-sylla—the sylla-syll-sylla—the syllabi clearly s-states that h-h-home—h-homework is al-almost ex-ex-exlusi—exclusively in-individual w-work. Also, I'm n-not you're kiddo, fwiend."
Ziriad Vernichtung
Ziriad glanced at the students, each in particular, and realized they were complete strangers. “Uh-huh, well this certainly happened. O-oh a-and I d-d-di- didn’t k-know t-th-that, m-my apo-a-apologies” He mocked Tarmo before almost choking on his drink. “Anyway, the esteemed Ziriad Vernichtung was asking you lot as he had paid some, let’s say, unsavoury individuals to do it for him. It seems my lack of rest has disturbed my usual conscious self, a pity I must say so.”
He leaned back, waiting for them to go head over heels or any sign that they heard what he said. He sighed rather irritated before continuing, “Aside proper social protocol my name is Ziriad Vernichtung, son of Sir Dyson Vernichtung who resides as one of the highest of the nobility within Germany. Kind of of a big deal, I know. And speaking of Germany, what a wonderful place. Have you ever been there, oh what am I saying, of course you haven’t.” He chuckled as if he had made some joke far above the heads of the students before him.