The United Holy German Reich wrote:Ukraine, basically a Russian puppet state, has announced that it is going to join in a "union" with Russia. This ultimately means the annexation of one of the biggest agricultural powers of Europe. Putin has announced that a "New Age" of Russian foreign affairs is coming, but has declined to further elaborate.
Due to the sluggish Ukrainian economy and poor standard of living, Putin has begun a campaign of subsidization for Ukrainian industry until the situation can be controlled. Putin has also increased welfare for the Ukrainian populace until that situation improves as well. The Ukrainian military has been entirely disbanded, except for the national guard. Most of the equipment was from the Soviet era and is of no use to the current Russian armed forces.
Thirdly, Russia offers to sell old Russian equipment. If anyone is interested, they are to contact Putin to negotiate a deal.
Finally, the Russian Sukhoi PAK FA is being mass produced, replacing old out of date planes such as the MIG-29 SU-27. It has been modernized for 2020, and Putin is offering for nations to purchase some, for a price, of course.
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Sukhoi PAK FA
Assad looks at Abdullah. "We should buy those planes."
Abdullah glares at him. "Why?"
"Because we need them."
"Do you give a dumb answer to everything?"
"Just send a letter to Putin."
To: The Honorable President Vladimir Putin of the Russian Federation,
The Twin Hearts of Syria and Jordan are interested in purchasing both your new planes and old Russian technology. We are unsure of your price, but we will find some way to pay it, no matter how much you ask. We are you allies, and we always will be, but we will pay full price for your generous offerings.
(signed) His Royal Majesty, King Abdullah bin al-Hussein II of the Hashemite Kingdom of Jordan

