2020: Survivors (IC)

[Duestchstien]

I thought you said you didn't care for the ecosystem, we merely want to create an eco friendly plane you can laugh if you want seems like that's all you care about it, and this is merely a discussion between the Ecology ministers of the 2 countries.

"No, sir, I just feel bad for you. You gonna have a bad time in war with that plane."

It's commercial not military, military the scramjet engine is being put in.

[Krugeristan]

"No, sir, I just feel bad for you. You gonna have a bad time in war with that plane."

It's commercial not military, military the scramjet engine is being put in.

"You're still going to be the laughingstock of the world, my friend," Assad says. "Sorry, bud."

[The United Holy German Reich]

Moscow
"I treat my friends well, remember that Bashar. I wish you a safe journey back to Syria. Tell Asma I said hi." Putin shakes Assad's hand.
Russian Embassy
The ambassador gasps for air, but manages to push a small button on his earpiece. "Security is coming Abdullah. I'd best apologize, if I were you."

Moscow

Something doesn't feel right. "On second thought . . . I should head to Jordan first." Assad can't explain what doesn't feel right. "Something's wrong, but I can't figure out what."

Russian Embassy, Jordan

"You can't arrest me in my own country," Abdullah leans over to take the man's earpiece out before putting additional pressure on his throat.

Moscow
"Ok Assad. Just let me know when you want the enriched uranium delivered to Syria." Putin turns to leave.

Russian Embassy
The ambassador passes out.

[Krugeristan]

Moscow

Something doesn't feel right. "On second thought . . . I should head to Jordan first." Assad can't explain what doesn't feel right. "Something's wrong, but I can't figure out what."

Russian Embassy, Jordan

"You can't arrest me in my own country," Abdullah leans over to take the man's earpiece out before putting additional pressure on his throat.

Moscow
"Ok Assad. Just let me know when you want the enriched uranium delivered to Syria." Putin turns to leave.

Russian Embassy
The ambassador passes out.

Abdullah runs from the embassy to get the Jordanian guards, who held the entire Russian embassy at gunpoint. After dragging out the ambassador, one of the soldiers demanded to know who else was involved with this plot against Putin.

[The United Holy German Reich]

Moscow
"Ok Assad. Just let me know when you want the enriched uranium delivered to Syria." Putin turns to leave.

Russian Embassy
The ambassador passes out.

Abdullah runs from the embassy to get the Jordanian guards, who held the entire Russian embassy at gunpoint. After dragging out the ambassador, one of the soldiers demanded to know who else was involved with this plot against Putin.

"I'll never tell you!", shouts the ambassador in a display of bravado and gusto. He looks to the onlooking Russian guards for assistance.

[Krugeristan]

Abdullah runs from the embassy to get the Jordanian guards, who held the entire Russian embassy at gunpoint. After dragging out the ambassador, one of the soldiers demanded to know who else was involved with this plot against Putin.

"I'll never tell you!", shouts the ambassador in a display of bravado and gusto. He looks to the onlooking Russian guards for assistance.

Abdullah throws off his jacket and rolls up his sleeves. "Then I'll make you tell me."

A few blocks away, Assad landed in Amman, and asked around for Abdullah. One guard said "an incident occurred at the Russian embassy, and a panicked Assad took a cab to the embassy, finding Abdullah holding the Russian ambassador in a chokehold.

"You gonna talk now, you little dirtbag?!" Abdullah growled in the man's ear.

Assad, confused, but relieved his best friend was OK, said, "What the hell is this?"

"This sumbitch is plotting to kill Putin!"

[Krugeristan]

Damascus, Syria

"One more shot, take one more shot."

Abdullah picked up another dart and tossed it at a photograph of the British prime minister, hitting him right in the jaw.

"Nice," Assad says, pouring himself a glass of wine sent from Italy. He takes a dart and throws it at the picture.

"You break something, you're cleaning it up, sweetheart," Asma said, not liking to have to watch the boys fool around.

"I'm not going to break anything."

"That's what you said when you went rock-climbing last year."

"Serious question," Abdullah said, "we have oil now. What do we do with a surplus?"

"We already discussed this. We need to start selling oil to make ourselves rich and powerful." Assad sits at the table with his drink.

"Well, who looks like a good buyer?" Abdullah pulls up a map on his laptop. "How about Tibet?"

"Tibet? I thought the plateau was rich was oil."

"Guess not. They're not bad people. Hell, they seem really nice and friendly."

"What do they have to offer us?"

"Says here they're a large producer of agriculture, which means food. If we trade oil with them, we won't have to worry about severe droughts."

"I'll send them a letter."

[The United Holy German Reich]

"I'll never tell you!", shouts the ambassador in a display of bravado and gusto. He looks to the onlooking Russian guards for assistance.

Abdullah throws off his jacket and rolls up his sleeves. "Then I'll make you tell me."

A few blocks away, Assad landed in Amman, and asked around for Abdullah. One guard said "an incident occurred at the Russian embassy, and a panicked Assad took a cab to the embassy, finding Abdullah holding the Russian ambassador in a chokehold.

"You gonna talk now, you little dirtbag?!" Abdullah growled in the man's ear.

Assad, confused, but relieved his best friend was OK, said, "What the hell is this?"

"This sumbitch is plotting to kill Putin!"

"Assad, oh thank goodness you are here! This man tried to kill me! Please, help me!" The ambassador is looking very scared now, hoping Assad will buy his lie.

[Krugeristan]

Abdullah throws off his jacket and rolls up his sleeves. "Then I'll make you tell me."

A few blocks away, Assad landed in Amman, and asked around for Abdullah. One guard said "an incident occurred at the Russian embassy, and a panicked Assad took a cab to the embassy, finding Abdullah holding the Russian ambassador in a chokehold.

"You gonna talk now, you little dirtbag?!" Abdullah growled in the man's ear.

Assad, confused, but relieved his best friend was OK, said, "What the hell is this?"

"This sumbitch is plotting to kill Putin!"

"Assad, oh thank goodness you are here! This man tried to kill me! Please, help me!" The ambassador is looking very scared now, hoping Assad will buy his lie.

Assad would never betray his best friend. Ever.

"No one ever tries to turn me against my friend. If he's gonna kill someone, it's always for a good reason." Assad approaches Abdullah, who was still choking the man. Assad slapped the ambassador across the face, and nodded to Abdullah, who tightened his grip on the man's neck.

After watching the ambassador gasp and struggle, Assad ordered the Jordanian guards to take the man to the city prison, to await a trial. While the guards placed handcuffs on the ambassador, Assad took Abdullah in a man-hug and ruffled his hair. "You were scared I'd buy his act, weren't you?"

"I'm not stupid, Assad, even if I wasn't your friend, you'd still get mad because Putin's your big protector."

"Not anymore."

"What?"

Assad hugged him tighter, to disguise his whisper. "Putin gave me a shit-ton of uranium. I can make my own nuclear weapons."

"You're kidding," Abdullah whispered.

"I'm not. It's getting shipped right now. Wanna see?"

"Yes. Will you give me some?"

"Of course I will."

[Arvenia]

To: UK, France and Austro-Bohemian Republic
From: Hellenic State
Subject: Russia and Middle East
Encryption: Engima
Syria, Jordan, Turkey and Russia are a threat to the Western Hemisphere. We must counter these bastards and drive their forces at bay. Together we are unstoppable, but not together we are stoppable. Let the entire Europe not fall into Eastern control!

Sincerely, Archigo Jason Korolimas of the Hellenic State

[The United Holy German Reich]

"Assad, oh thank goodness you are here! This man tried to kill me! Please, help me!" The ambassador is looking very scared now, hoping Assad will buy his lie.

Assad would never betray his best friend. Ever.

"No one ever tries to turn me against my friend. If he's gonna kill someone, it's always for a good reason." Assad approaches Abdullah, who was still choking the man. Assad slapped the ambassador across the face, and nodded to Abdullah, who tightened his grip on the man's neck.

After watching the ambassador gasp and struggle, Assad ordered the Jordanian guards to take the man to the city prison, to await a trial. While the guards placed handcuffs on the ambassador, Assad took Abdullah in a man-hug and ruffled his hair. "You were scared I'd buy his act, weren't you?"

"I'm not stupid, Assad, even if I wasn't your friend, you'd still get mad because Putin's your big protector."

"Not anymore."

"What?"

Assad hugged him tighter, to disguise his whisper. "Putin gave me a shit-ton of uranium. I can make my own nuclear weapons."

"You're kidding," Abdullah whispered.

"I'm not. It's getting shipped right now. Wanna see?"

"Yes. Will you give me some?"

"Of course I will."

To: Bashar al Assad
From: Vladimir Putin
Encryption: Maximum
What is this I am hearing about my ambassador to Jordan being arrested? Do you not have any respect for diplomacy? You can''t just arrest my man like that. The uranium is on its way, but I want an answer. NOW.
Signed,

[Krugeristan]

Assad would never betray his best friend. Ever.

"No one ever tries to turn me against my friend. If he's gonna kill someone, it's always for a good reason." Assad approaches Abdullah, who was still choking the man. Assad slapped the ambassador across the face, and nodded to Abdullah, who tightened his grip on the man's neck.

After watching the ambassador gasp and struggle, Assad ordered the Jordanian guards to take the man to the city prison, to await a trial. While the guards placed handcuffs on the ambassador, Assad took Abdullah in a man-hug and ruffled his hair. "You were scared I'd buy his act, weren't you?"

"I'm not stupid, Assad, even if I wasn't your friend, you'd still get mad because Putin's your big protector."

"Not anymore."

"What?"

Assad hugged him tighter, to disguise his whisper. "Putin gave me a shit-ton of uranium. I can make my own nuclear weapons."

"You're kidding," Abdullah whispered.

"I'm not. It's getting shipped right now. Wanna see?"

"Yes. Will you give me some?"

"Of course I will."

To: Bashar al Assad
From: Vladimir Putin
Encryption: Maximum
What is this I am hearing about my ambassador to Jordan being arrested? Do you not have any respect for diplomacy? You can''t just arrest my man like that. The uranium is on its way, but I want an answer. NOW.
Signed,

To: Vladimir Putin,

What if I told you the Russian ambassador was plotting to kill you?

(signed) Bashar al-Assad

P.S., You're also my friend, but you're not my . . . crap, what's the term . . . you're not my 'BFF'. Cheers.

Attached to the letter are a few photos from a photo booth of Assad and Abdullah.

[Duestchstien]

To: New Australia, Philipines, Japan, Taiwan, South Korea, India, Papua New Gunea, Sri Lanka, Maldives, Micronesia, and Kirabati.
Cc: U.S.A., Russia, China
From: SEAC

NATO has proven a very strong organization in the past but corruption took over perhaps we can form the PTO or Pacific Treaty Organization, which will be an un-corrupt version, with anti corruption units. And heavy surveillance on anti corruption. It could turn into a vital front against very errrrr.... Cruel countries

If you were CCed then that means if this organization comes to life you will be invited

[Heidelski]

To: UK, France and Austro-Bohemian Republic
From: Hellenic State
Subject: Russia and Middle East
Encryption: Engima
Syria, Jordan, Turkey and Russia are a threat to the Western Hemisphere. We must counter these bastards and drive their forces at bay. Together we are unstoppable, but not together we are stoppable. Let the entire Europe not fall into Eastern control!

Sincerely, Archigo Jason Korolimas of the Hellenic State

THe UK agrees with Greece. All Muslims are being put in on ships to greenland work camps due to recent "Syrian Nationalist" attacks. The UK sends more soldiers to its few owned islands in the pacific.

[Duestchstien]

SEAC has begun working with engineers and architects from the UAE to turn the major city of Hanoi into a Mazdar City like city. Engineers from South Korea are also coming to help as they have also created a city of major efficiency just outside of Seoul, I mean seriously they have trash chutes that take trash bags straight to recycling center just out side the city its pretty cool, especially since they eliminate the use of garbage trucks.

[The United Holy German Reich]

In response to global affairs and the warmongering of the UK and Greece, Russia has formed the Eurasian Alliance. The EA seeks new members in Europe and Asia, as the name suggests. Those that join will have to follow some "guidelines". If a guideline is broken, a satisfactory reason must be given, or that nation will be banned from the alliance.

1. If any member nation is attacked by another power, the entire alliance must defend the attacked nation.
2. There can be no fighting between member states.
3. If a member nation is struggling militarily or economically, it is the duty of other member states to help out.
4. A joint HQ between all nations will be established, to coordinate the military forces of the alliance. Nations will still retain their national militaries.

Those that wish to join may do so by sending a letter to Vladimir Putin or by simply announcing it publicly.

[The Imperium Empires]

Dear Assad
What is this about the ambassador being attacked. What is going on exactly. I've heard rumours he was trying to kill Putin.

[Krugeristan]

In response to global affairs and the warmongering of the UK and Greece, Russia has formed the Eurasian Alliance. The EA seeks new members in Europe and Asia, as the name suggests. Those that join will have to follow some "guidelines". If a guideline is broken, a satisfactory reason must be given, or that nation will be banned from the alliance.

1. If any member nation is attacked by another power, the entire alliance must defend the attacked nation.
2. There can be no fighting between member states.
3. If a member nation is struggling militarily or economically, it is the duty of other member states to help out.
4. A joint HQ between all nations will be established, to coordinate the military forces of the alliance. Nations will still retain their national militaries.

Those that wish to join may do so by sending a letter to Vladimir Putin or by simply announcing it publicly.

Still sitting in a photo booth, Assad and Abdullah take another picture, holding a piece of paper that says, "Are we allowed in, Mr. Putin?! :3 XD XOXO lulz

Take note that Abdullah is not enjoying this as much as Assad is, and also take note that Assad was drinking prior to this.

[The United Holy German Reich]

To: Bashar al Assad
From: Vladimir Putin
Encryption: Maximum
What is this I am hearing about my ambassador to Jordan being arrested? Do you not have any respect for diplomacy? You can''t just arrest my man like that. The uranium is on its way, but I want an answer. NOW.
Signed,
(Image)

To: Vladimir Putin,

What if I told you the Russian ambassador was plotting to kill you?

(signed) Bashar al-Assad

P.S., You're also my friend, but you're not my . . . crap, what's the term . . . you're not my 'BFF'. Cheers.

Attached to the letter are a few photos from a photo booth of Assad and Abdullah.

RE: Bashar al-Assad
From: Vladimir Putin
If that is the case, than I demand that the ambassador be extradited to Russia to face a court in Russia. If Jordan refuses to comply, than acts of "encouragement" will be taken. I do not wish to worsen relations between the Twin Hearts and Russia, but refusing my request would not help further this goal.
Signed,

P.S., I never intended us to be "BFFS", but rather close friends. Увидимся позже!

[The United Holy German Reich]

In response to global affairs and the warmongering of the UK and Greece, Russia has formed the Eurasian Alliance. The EA seeks new members in Europe and Asia, as the name suggests. Those that join will have to follow some "guidelines". If a guideline is broken, a satisfactory reason must be given, or that nation will be banned from the alliance.

1. If any member nation is attacked by another power, the entire alliance must defend the attacked nation.
2. There can be no fighting between member states.
3. If a member nation is struggling militarily or economically, it is the duty of other member states to help out.
4. A joint HQ between all nations will be established, to coordinate the military forces of the alliance. Nations will still retain their national militaries.

Those that wish to join may do so by sending a letter to Vladimir Putin or by simply announcing it publicly.

Still sitting in a photo booth, Assad and Abdullah take another picture, holding a piece of paper that says, "Are we allowed in, Mr. Putin?! :3 XD XOXO lulz

Take note that Abdullah is not enjoying this as much as Assad is, and also take note that Assad was drinking prior to this.

Putin sends the following picture back.

[Krugeristan]

To: Vladimir Putin,

What if I told you the Russian ambassador was plotting to kill you?

(signed) Bashar al-Assad

P.S., You're also my friend, but you're not my . . . crap, what's the term . . . you're not my 'BFF'. Cheers.

Attached to the letter are a few photos from a photo booth of Assad and Abdullah.

RE: Bashar al-Assad
From: Vladimir Putin
If that is the case, than I demand that the ambassador be extradited to Russia to face a court in Russia. If Jordan refuses to comply, than acts of "encouragement" will be taken. I do not wish to worsen relations between the Twin Hearts and Russia, but refusing my request would not help further this goal.
Signed,

P.S., I never intended us to be "BFFS", but rather close friends. Увидимся позже!

"What the hell does 'BFFS' mean? And I can't read Russian," Assad says. "OW! Get off my lap!"

"I'm not on your lap!" Abdullah looks at the message. "That was my plan to send the asshole to Russia. Guess my guys haven't gotten around to it. OK, we have to get out of this damn photo booth in order to make sure Putin doesn't kill us."

"Dude, I missed you. Just one more picture."

"One more" turns into "twenty more."

[The Imperium Empires]

Australai asks if we are allowed in the alliance. The conference with the SEAC will be held in Melbourne.

[Krugeristan]

Still sitting in a photo booth, Assad and Abdullah take another picture, holding a piece of paper that says, "Are we allowed in, Mr. Putin?! :3 XD XOXO lulz

Take note that Abdullah is not enjoying this as much as Assad is, and also take note that Assad was drinking prior to this.

Putin sends the following picture back.

Abdullah sighs. "We're going to be here all night, aren't we?"

Assad grins at the camera again. "Smile, Abdullah!"

"Assad, you're drunk, go home."

[Duestchstien]

Dear Assad
What is this about the ambassador being attacked. What is going on exactly. I've heard rumours he was trying to kill Putin.

Oh have you seen my posts on saving the environment, I say that South Korea, UAE, You and I could all meet to discuss the creation of Eco friendly and super efficient cities, I have already started modeling Hanoi after Mazdar city. Perhaps we could all meet in the middle say Kuala Lumpur.

[Krugeristan]

Dear Assad
What is this about the ambassador being attacked. What is going on exactly. I've heard rumours he was trying to kill Putin.

Oh have you seen my posts on saving the environment, I say that South Korea, UAE, You and I could all meet to discuss the creation of Eco friendly and super efficient cities, I have already started modeling Hanoi after Mazdar city. Perhaps we could all meet in the middle say Kuala Lumpur.

While reading Vadker's message, the SEAC's message accidentally shows up on Assad's phone, and he starts laughing uncontrollably. "Their cities . . . I feel bad for their people!"

Abdullah groans. "Assad . . . can we please get out of this photo booth?"

"No. The SEAC is starting to sound like the UN. We need to do something."