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The year is 2020. Most of the world has changed, while other parts have remained the same.

Will you make your nation prosperous? Or will you drive it into the pits of Hell?
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Postby Sylvaniaa » Thu Apr 28, 2016 11:50 am

The NLA [Newfoundland Liberation Army] restarts its advance across the island moving toward the Capital of St Johns no response from the Canadian Government is surprising as Few Canadian troops are In Newfoundland Liberation looks ever more likely the NLA leader Robert seawall declared in a press meeting today That "this war will soon be won" In the face of Canadian oppression the N.L.F [Newfoundland Liberation Front] a rebel organization fighting for Newfoundland and Labradors liberation from Canada to announce there intent two suicide bombers attacked buildings in the capital of Canada causality are unknown but there expected two be moderate.


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Postby Arvenia » Thu Apr 28, 2016 12:01 pm

The Hellenic State was a successor to the old Greece. It was a fascist state run by the Golden Dawn led by Archigo Jason Korolimas. He rules the state with an iron fist and poverty is long gone. The Hellenic State is currently sending weapons and financial aid to nationalists fighting in Europe. Genocide against Turks, Macedonians and Albanians are still ongoing in the Hellenic State.
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Postby Krugeristan » Thu Apr 28, 2016 12:22 pm

Arvenia wrote:The Hellenic State was a successor to the old Greece. It was a fascist state run by the Golden Dawn led by Archigo Jason Korolimas. He rules the state with an iron fist and poverty is long gone. The Hellenic State is currently sending weapons and financial aid to nationalists fighting in Europe. Genocide against Turks, Macedonians and Albanians are still ongoing in the Hellenic State.


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"The Golden Dawn, huh? Sounds like the SS on steroids."

Assad looked over at his wife, who was reading the newspaper while making breakfast. "Is this about the Hellenics again?"

"Sure is, sweetie. Looks like they're killing just about everyone over there. Don't understand why. There are no pure Greeks anymore." She handed him his coffee. "You have the kids today, by the way. Stupid press wants to follow me around the grocery store."

"I can handle the kids, don't worry." He stands up to kiss her. "And I'm going to handle the genocidal maniacs, too."

"Bashar, last time you tried to handle genocidal maniacs, you almost got killed."

"This time, it's different." Assad puts his coffee in a travel mug. "I'm not relying on Russia to back me up this time."

Syria looked more Western and modernized ever since Assad was allowed to stay. Damascus had bigger buildings, skyscrapers, and businesses of all types, making the city a global icon. With the gorgeous weather, Assad chose to walk to the capital building, occasionally stopping to let a civilian get a picture with him.

A soldier standing at his office door saluted as Assad entered. "Sir, the foreign minister wishes to--"

"I know, I know, we're condemning the Hellenic States for their genocide." Assad smirks. "Nuh-uh, we're not condemning them, we're going to deal with them. Hell, I'll do it personally."

With that, Assad sends a letter to the Hellenic leader, requesting a private conference in Damascus.
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Moscow, Russia
Putin was half asleep, listening to classical Russian music when his aid barged in."Mr. President, I am sorry to disturb you, but I bring urgent news!". Putin, now annoyed snaps- "What is it Alexi?". "Well, Mr. President, it is rumored that fascist Greece, led by the Golden Dawn, has been-" "Stop", says Putin sternly. "I know what they have done, and I intend to act by condemning them publicly". "Oh, sorry to disturb you Mr. President". Alexi walks out, closing the door behind him. Now awake, Putin decided to write a few letters.

To: Bashar al Assad
From: Vladimir Putin
Encryption: Moderate
Greetings Mr. Assad! I pray that you are in good health and in good spirit. I am writing this to make sure Russia and Syria remain close allies and friends. I ask that Russia be allowed to continue to use the port of Latakia, and continue to station planes in Syria. This will not only guarantee the territorial sovereignty of Syria, but allow Russia to remain a force in the region. I ask that you accept my terms.

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Abandoning his plans to write to Greece, Putin than goes to sleep.
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Moscow, Russia
Putin was half asleep, listening to classical Russian music when his aid barged in."Mr. President, I am sorry to disturb you, but I bring urgent news!". Putin, now annoyed snaps- "What is it Alexi?". "Well, Mr. President, it is rumored that fascist Greece, led by the Golden Dawn, has been-" "Stop", says Putin sternly. "I know what they have done, and I intend to act by condemning them publicly". "Oh, sorry to disturb you Mr. President". Alexi walks out, closing the door behind him. Now awake, Putin decided to write a few letters.

To: Bashar al Assad
From: Vladimir Putin
Encryption: Moderate
Greetings Mr. Assad! I pray that you are in good health and in good spirit. I am writing this to make sure Russia and Syria remain close allies and friends. I ask that Russia be allowed to continue to use the port of Latakia, and continue to station planes in Syria. This will not only guarantee the territorial sovereignty of Syria, but allow Russia to remain a force in the region. I ask that you accept my terms.

Sincerely,
Vladimir Putin


Abandoning his plans to write to Greece, Putin than goes to sleep.


Damascus, Syria

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"Letter from Putin, sir." The soldier in the room handed a sheet to Assad.

"Why am I not surprised?" Assad reads it. "Well, of course he can keep using Latakia. Why the hell does everyone love Latakia? I'd like to go there and stay at a resort but I can't if everyone's using it for planes and ships and all that." He looks up at the guard. "Send Putin an invitation to Damascus. I want him present when we intimidate the Hellenics."

The guard nodded, and waited for Assad to finish his letter.
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Postby Heidelski » Thu Apr 28, 2016 12:50 pm

PM Jonathan walked through the houses of Parliment as the cold rain fell down in London. "Nasty day out" he thought. He sat down at his desk and started reading through some papers about the RAF's new fighter jet, the Globotron. 1,860 mph, hover takeoff, and heavy armour. Not even to mention its weaponry. He gave an approved sign and handed it to an aid who handed him a news report. Hellenic State comiting genocide. He handed it back and left the matter alone.
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Postby Arvenia » Thu Apr 28, 2016 12:56 pm

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Archigo Jason Korolimas of the Hellenic State

The Hellenic State got a letter from Syria, but Jason knew it was a trap. He decided to send a spy dressed as him to visit Syria. Jason knew the leader of Syria was a communist. He hates communists and had many communists locked up in concentration camps. The Hellenic State has forced many Greek citizens to pay taxes and even forced many immigrants in Greece into concentration camps. They also sought to help the rest of Europe and capture Cyprus.
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Postby Krugeristan » Thu Apr 28, 2016 1:28 pm

Arvenia wrote:(Image)
Archigo Jason Korolimas of the Hellenic State

The Hellenic State got a letter from Syria, but Jason knew it was a trap. He decided to send a spy dressed as him to visit Syria. Jason knew the leader of Syria was a communist. He hates communists and had many communists locked up in concentration camps. The Hellenic State has forced many Greek citizens to pay taxes and even forced many immigrants in Greece into concentration camps. They also sought to help the rest of Europe and capture Cyprus.


Damascus, Syria

King Abdullah bin al-Hussein II of Jordan sat next to Assad in the lavish conference room, which felt huge and empty without the suffocating press. Assad had decided it would be a little more respectful and less threatening if the press stayed out.

"I don't like this," Abdullah said.

"What?" Assad replied.

"I don't like this." Abdullah turned to face his friend. "Are you not afraid he might try to kill you for whatever reason?"

Assad opened his jacket, revealing a pistol in a holster strapped around his belly. "I have this--" he reached into his boot, pulling out a knife, "and this. Plus, you're former special forces, right?"

Abdullah's expression didn't change. "At least you're prepared, my friend."
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Postby Sylvaniaa » Thu Apr 28, 2016 1:31 pm

Krugeristan wrote:
Arvenia wrote:(Image)
Archigo Jason Korolimas of the Hellenic State

The Hellenic State got a letter from Syria, but Jason knew it was a trap. He decided to send a spy dressed as him to visit Syria. Jason knew the leader of Syria was a communist. He hates communists and had many communists locked up in concentration camps. The Hellenic State has forced many Greek citizens to pay taxes and even forced many immigrants in Greece into concentration camps. They also sought to help the rest of Europe and capture Cyprus.


Damascus, Syria

King Abdullah bin al-Hussein II of Jordan sat next to Assad in the lavish conference room, which felt huge and empty without the suffocating press. Assad had decided it would be a little more respectful and less threatening if the press stayed out.

"I don't like this," Abdullah said.

"What?" Assad replied.

"I don't like this." Abdullah turned to face his friend. "Are you not afraid he might try to kill you for whatever reason?"

Assad opened his jacket, revealing a pistol in a holster strapped around his belly. "I have this--" he reached into his boot, pulling out a knife, "and this. Plus, you're former special forces, right?"

Abdullah's expression didn't change. "At least you're prepared, my friend."


NLA Leader Robert seawall using a secure phone makes a call to Assad office and asks to speak to him Roberts officers were gather all round him the whole room was hushed as they waited to speak with him.

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Postby Krugeristan » Thu Apr 28, 2016 1:34 pm

Sylvaniaa wrote:
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Damascus, Syria

King Abdullah bin al-Hussein II of Jordan sat next to Assad in the lavish conference room, which felt huge and empty without the suffocating press. Assad had decided it would be a little more respectful and less threatening if the press stayed out.

"I don't like this," Abdullah said.

"What?" Assad replied.

"I don't like this." Abdullah turned to face his friend. "Are you not afraid he might try to kill you for whatever reason?"

Assad opened his jacket, revealing a pistol in a holster strapped around his belly. "I have this--" he reached into his boot, pulling out a knife, "and this. Plus, you're former special forces, right?"

Abdullah's expression didn't change. "At least you're prepared, my friend."


NLA Leader Robert seawall using a secure phone makes a call to Assad office and asks to speak to him Roberts officers were gather all round him the whole room was hushed as they waited to speak with him.


Assad, not recognizing the caller ID, frowns, and picks up the phone, thinking it's one of his kids calling him from a random cell phone at school. "Kids, this had better not be a prank call. Daddy is very busy right now."

Abdullah resists a smirk while listening to this.
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Postby Arvenia » Thu Apr 28, 2016 1:36 pm

Yuri Korolevska, a Crimean, was hired to act as the Archigo of the Hellenic State during the visit to Syria. He had a fake moustache and put on the Archigo's clothes. A lot of gun-wielding guards were also sent to escort him to Syria. Many bodyguards had ancient Greek helmets in honor of the ancient Greece, as well as wielding Greek swords. They took a plane to Syria.
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Postby Krugeristan » Thu Apr 28, 2016 1:43 pm

Arvenia wrote:Yuri Korolevska, a Crimean, was hired to act as the Archigo of the Hellenic State during the visit to Syria. He had a fake moustache and put on the Archigo's clothes. A lot of gun-wielding guards were also sent to escort him to Syria. Many bodyguards had ancient Greek helmets in honor of the ancient Greece, as well as wielding Greek swords. They took a plane to Syria.


While Assad dealt with the stranger callers, Abdullah went out to greet whom he thought was Archigo. He gave him the traditional Arab greeting of a kiss on both cheeks, and shook his hand warmly, not showing any hostility.

"Welcome to Syria, sir," Abdullah says, leading "Archigo" to the taxi cab that would take them back to the capital building. "Assad is actually dealing with something right now, so, we have a little time to . . . chat for a little while." Abdullah smiled, his blue-green eyes sparkling. The smile wasn't at all friendly.
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Postby The United Holy German Reich » Thu Apr 28, 2016 1:50 pm

The Western Strategic Direction theater, has redeployed forces from the Caucasus and moved them to the border with Latvia, Lithuania, and Estonia. In the face of the EU and UN collapse, Putin no longer has any whining from the EU to complicate his goals and ambitions. Armored and mechanized forces have replaced the leg infantry that was guarding the border previously. The 76th Guards Air Assault Division has moved to St. Petersburg, along with its transport planes and escorts.

The Russian Duma has approved of a bill that will grant funding to Sukhoi so that it may design and research new interceptor technology. In response to the new British fighter, Putin is jealous and wishes to prove that Russia is Europe's great military power, not the UK, France, or Germany. Putin also has put forward a bill that will allow additional funding to modernizing the army, especially the tanks and AFVs.
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Postby Arvenia » Thu Apr 28, 2016 1:51 pm

Krugeristan wrote:
Arvenia wrote:Yuri Korolevska, a Crimean, was hired to act as the Archigo of the Hellenic State during the visit to Syria. He had a fake moustache and put on the Archigo's clothes. A lot of gun-wielding guards were also sent to escort him to Syria. Many bodyguards had ancient Greek helmets in honor of the ancient Greece, as well as wielding Greek swords. They took a plane to Syria.


While Assad dealt with the stranger callers, Abdullah went out to greet whom he thought was Archigo. He gave him the traditional Arab greeting of a kiss on both cheeks, and shook his hand warmly, not showing any hostility.

"Welcome to Syria, sir," Abdullah says, leading "Archigo" to the taxi cab that would take them back to the capital building. "Assad is actually dealing with something right now, so, we have a little time to . . . chat for a little while." Abdullah smiled, his blue-green eyes sparkling. The smile wasn't at all friendly.

"Efcharistó, Warrior King, as people call you for your hatred towards ISIS" Yuri said with a Greek accent. His guards followed, but since the taxi couldn't have so many passengers, the guards rode in motorcycles and military cars sent from Greece to protect the "Archigo", although the real Archigo was still in Athens, hoping to crack Assad's chance to break fascism apart.
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Postby Krugeristan » Thu Apr 28, 2016 3:05 pm

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While Assad dealt with the stranger callers, Abdullah went out to greet whom he thought was Archigo. He gave him the traditional Arab greeting of a kiss on both cheeks, and shook his hand warmly, not showing any hostility.

"Welcome to Syria, sir," Abdullah says, leading "Archigo" to the taxi cab that would take them back to the capital building. "Assad is actually dealing with something right now, so, we have a little time to . . . chat for a little while." Abdullah smiled, his blue-green eyes sparkling. The smile wasn't at all friendly.

"Efcharistó, Warrior King, as people call you for your hatred towards ISIS" Yuri said with a Greek accent. His guards followed, but since the taxi couldn't have so many passengers, the guards rode in motorcycles and military cars sent from Greece to protect the "Archigo", although the real Archigo was still in Athens, hoping to crack Assad's chance to break fascism apart.


"Naturally. However, ISIS has been bombed back to the Stone Age, and you should give me a lot of credit, Archigo, because, if I hadn't exposed the UN, NATO, and the EU, you'd probably still be a civilian." Abdullah wasn't one to hide his true feelings; it was written all over his face, but he tried to maintain a friendly vibe through his words.

However, he sensed something wasn't right about Archigo, but he couldn't pinpoint what it was.
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Postby Gyrenaica » Thu Apr 28, 2016 4:23 pm

To: President Putin
The people of Colombia have felt we need new allies. And so, I come to you. Russia is strong as is Colombia. We are in a spot that could help Russia with their interests. Please respond back for more info on a possible meeting and alliance.

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To: President Putin
The people of Colombia have felt we need new allies. And so, I come to you. Russia is strong as is Colombia. We are in a spot that could help Russia with their interests. Please respond back for more info on a possible meeting and alliance.

Putin sends a message.
To: Gran Colombia
From: Vladimir Putin
We accept your offer. We will leave it to you to decide on a meeting.
Sincerely,
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Postby Sylvaniaa » Thu Apr 28, 2016 4:59 pm

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NLA Leader Robert seawall using a secure phone makes a call to Assad office and asks to speak to him Roberts officers were gather all round him the whole room was hushed as they waited to speak with him.


Assad, not recognizing the caller ID, frowns, and picks up the phone, thinking it's one of his kids calling him from a random cell phone at school. "Kids, this had better not be a prank call. Daddy is very busy right now."

Abdullah resists a smirk while listening to this.


No sir this is Robert seawall Leader of the NLA have you Heard of are group?

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Postby Krugeristan » Thu Apr 28, 2016 4:59 pm

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Gyrenaica wrote:
To: President Putin
The people of Colombia have felt we need new allies. And so, I come to you. Russia is strong as is Colombia. We are in a spot that could help Russia with their interests. Please respond back for more info on a possible meeting and alliance.

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To: Gran Colombia
From: Vladimir Putin
We accept your offer. We will leave it to you to decide on a meeting.
Sincerely,
Vladimir Putin


Damascus, Syria

Abdullah enters the room with the "Archigo", and frowns at Assad. "I thought you said Putin was coming."

"I sent him an invite," Assad says, shrugging. "Maybe he's fallen ill, or something happened, I don't know." Assad welcomes the "Archigo" warmly. "Welcome to Syria, sir. I hope you enjoy your stay." Assad makes a secret gesture to Abdullah to phone Putin. The Jordanian leaves the room, and goes to a dark room with hundreds of phones. The secretaries ignore him as he picks up one phone on an encrypted line to Russia.

"Hello, President Putin? This is King Abdullah, of Jordan. Have you received an invitation from Bashar al-Assad regarding a meeting with the Archigo of the Hellenic States?"
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Sylvaniaa wrote:
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Assad, not recognizing the caller ID, frowns, and picks up the phone, thinking it's one of his kids calling him from a random cell phone at school. "Kids, this had better not be a prank call. Daddy is very busy right now."

Abdullah resists a smirk while listening to this.


No sir this is Robert seawall Leader of the NLA have you Heard of are group?


Assad frowns. "No, I haven't." He looks around the room, a little nervous and suspicious. "Where are you located, Mr. Seawall?"
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No sir this is Robert seawall Leader of the NLA have you Heard of are group?


Assad frowns. "No, I haven't." He looks around the room, a little nervous and suspicious. "Where are you located, Mr. Seawall?"


We are Know Commonly as the Newfoundland Liberation Army and no doubt you have heard of are War of Liberation agent the Canada Oppressors i must speak with you Mr president.

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Alliance

Postby Gyrenaica » Thu Apr 28, 2016 5:25 pm

Today, Colombia has called a meeting between fellow Latin American powers. Those invited and attending are Brazil, Argentina, Mexico, Cuba, and Guatemala. The meeting is for a possible military alliance between the 6 to secure their interests and strength against their enemies.

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Postby Krugeristan » Thu Apr 28, 2016 5:40 pm

Sylvaniaa wrote:
Krugeristan wrote:
Assad frowns. "No, I haven't." He looks around the room, a little nervous and suspicious. "Where are you located, Mr. Seawall?"


We are Know Commonly as the Newfoundland Liberation Army and no doubt you have heard of are War of Liberation agent the Canada Oppressors i must speak with you Mr president.


Assad gives a long sigh. "Look, Mr. Seawall, I will get to you as soon as I can--"

Abdullah mouths, "Don't send me. DO NOT send me."

"--but I am very busy at the moment, and I don't have anyone I can send. I am crossing my heart on this one, though, sir. I will meet with you soon." He frowns at Abdullah when he hangs up the phone. "What was that all about?"

"I don't want to go anywhere."

"Nobody does! Are you scared or something?"

"No. I'm here to make sure nothing happens to you while we meet with this Hellenic guy!"
Pro: Trump, Assad, Putin, guns, death penalty, Israel, religion, chocolate, me
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This 10,000 [insert random thing here] genocide thing is a meme, right?

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Postby The Imperium Empires » Thu Apr 28, 2016 11:14 pm

President Vadker the new leader of Australia stands before the Parliment in addressing some recent news. " People of Australia the construction of our new military headquarters is complete and our new fleet we purchased from the Chinese is ready and waiting". The crowd clapped and nodded. He stood there next to former president Turner and sends out a message .
Dear our ally Assad leader of Syria and Abdullah King of Jordan and Putin of Russia we would like to invite you to a conference. It would simply be talks of various topics including trade and such.
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We are not an apolcypse themed nation anymore read my factbook. I barley follow nation states stats. We are an Empire that gives civil rights and there no problem with that. We are advanced and would like anyone who wants to be friends to telegram us.

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