The War Cry of Uncle Sam IC

[Prolieum]

Kiser's Estate, Texas, Republic of Texas

"If your house is so big, or complicated that you cannot keep it by yourself, or at most, with your family, it is wasteful. On that note-you seem to have missed someone while taking food orders."

[Krugeristan]

"I don't have any servants. I do all the work myself." Garestaer rolls his eyes. "I thought you had it like some stupid people who have about forty people working for each person in your family."

"I have a staff of 5 here that maintain it when I am not here. Plus a doctor and some guards."

"Forget the bathroom. I can hold it." He looked around, ignoring pain in his lower gut. "So . . . what do you have to gain from Mr. Fancy-Pants Eberhardt here?"

[Chewion]

Kiser's Estate, Texas, Republic of Texas

"If your house is so big, or complicated that you cannot keep it by yourself, or at most, with your family, it is wasteful. On that note-you seem to have missed someone while taking food orders."

"Yes of course. What would you wife like?"

[Prolieum]

Kiser's Estate, Texas, Republic of Texas

Emily stepped forward. "Ribs, well-sauced."

[Krugeristan]

Kiser's Estate, Texas, Republic of Texas

"If your house is so big, or complicated that you cannot keep it by yourself, or at most, with your family, it is wasteful. On that note-you seem to have missed someone while taking food orders."

"Yes of course. What would you wife like?"

Garestaer glares at Eberhardt. "At least I know how to take care of a bloody home, even if mine is a whole bloody skyscraper." He stands up and tries to reach past Kiser with a fork to get some bratwurst.

[Prolieum]

Kiser's Estate, Texas, Republic of Texas

Eberhardt glanced at Garestaer, visage half confusion, half annoyance. "What are you on about? I keep my home just fine."

[Krugeristan]

Kiser's Estate, Texas, Republic of Texas

Eberhardt glanced at Garestaer, visage half confusion, half annoyance. "What are you on about? I keep my home just fine."

"What am I on about? I'm on about how other leaders are not as human as me. 'Oh, look, my shoe's untied. Better get little Jimmy to tie it for me, and while he's at it, let's do a photo op'." Garestaer snorted, and began placing bratwurst on his plate. "You take forever at this, Kiser."

[Prolieum]

Kiser's Estate, Texas, Republic of Texas

"Then directing that anger at those to whom it actually applies is best, no?"

[Chewion]

Kiser's Estate, Texas, Republic of Texas

Eberhardt glanced at Garestaer, visage half confusion, half annoyance. "What are you on about? I keep my home just fine."

"What am I on about? I'm on about how other leaders are not as human as me. 'Oh, look, my shoe's untied. Better get little Jimmy to tie it for me, and while he's at it, let's do a photo op'." Garestaer snorted, and began placing bratwurst on his plate. "You take forever at this, Kiser."

"Ok ribs." He looks at Garestar "I am cooking for 8 people here. It will take a few minutes." He slaps Garestar's hand away from the grill "Nein herr Garestar."

[Krugeristan]

"What am I on about? I'm on about how other leaders are not as human as me. 'Oh, look, my shoe's untied. Better get little Jimmy to tie it for me, and while he's at it, let's do a photo op'." Garestaer snorted, and began placing bratwurst on his plate. "You take forever at this, Kiser."

"Ok ribs." He looks at Garestar "I am cooking for 8 people here. It will take a few minutes." He slaps Garestar's hand away from the grill "Nein herr Garestar."

"Eight? I only see three people. Are they your imaginary friends?" Garestaer sits back down.

[Prolieum]

Kiser's Estate, Texas, Republic of Texas

Eberhardt gestured silently at Kiser's wife and children.

[Krugeristan]

Kiser's Estate, Texas, Republic of Texas

Eberhardt gestured silently at Kiser's wife and children.

"Well, his kids certainly don't have the respect to say hello to me. Unless he's like those leaders that shelter their young'uns from other leaders until they're twenty-one or some age like that."

[Chewion]

Kiser's Estate, Texas, Republic of Texas

Eberhardt gestured silently at Kiser's wife and children.

"Well, his kids certainly don't have the respect to say hello to me. Unless he's like those leaders that shelter their young'uns from other leaders until they're twenty-one or some age like that."

"Psychopaths have a way of scaring children." He says very angrily.

[Krugeristan]

"Well, his kids certainly don't have the respect to say hello to me. Unless he's like those leaders that shelter their young'uns from other leaders until they're twenty-one or some age like that."

"Psychopaths have a way of scaring children." He says very angrily.

"I don't even look frightening. It's my eyes, isn't it?!"

[Chewion]

"Psychopaths have a way of scaring children." He says very angrily.

"I don't even look frightening. It's my eyes, isn't it?!"

"Its common knowledge what your... policies are."

[Krugeristan]

"I don't even look frightening. It's my eyes, isn't it?!"

"Its common knowledge what your... policies are."

Garestaer gives him a dirty look, not saying a word. "You wonder why I don't like people."

[Red Party]

Kiser Estate, Texas

Mark,



arrives at the Estate and knocks on the door

[Chewion]

One of the Guards answers the door and shows Mark to the backyard deck where the BBQ is happening.

[Red Party]

Jesus Christ I'm hungry.

[Democratic Peoples republic of Kelvinsi]

Beauregard can still speak a bit of French though it is not very good, it is enough for him to be considered passable.

[Prolieum]

Kiser's Estate, Texas, Republic of Texas

Eberhardt throws his hands into the air. "Screw it! Just bomb San Antonio! Not like anyone would notice! We are too busy having a party!"

[Chewion]

Kiser's Estate, Texas, Republic of Texas

Eberhardt throws his hands into the air. "Screw it! Just bomb San Antonio! Not like anyone would notice! We are too busy having a party!"

"I don't know why he is here but what would you like? Also lets discuss serious matters shall we?"

[Red Party]

Mark shouts from behind them I'm here because I'm hungry!

[Chewion]

"What do you want then?"

[Prolieum]

Kiser's Estate, Texas, Republic of Texas

"Well, I would prefer not to go to war."