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Postby The United Holy German Reich » Sat Apr 09, 2016 7:03 am

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The United Holy German Reich wrote:No, I am asking if you have someone who will take your place.


"Yes. If anything happens to me, I have my brother."

Very well then. He seems like an ok candidate, I mean, he already was groomed by your father.
"A reigning party never censures itself, and the people have been tutored to vote under two senseless standards, gaudily painted over with the two words 'Federalist and Republican,' repeated, and repeated, without having any meaning, or conveying any information." - John Taylor

"What an impudent farce it is for the arrogant leader of a party to prate about equality, to call himself a democrat, the friend of that liberty which will never fall till ambitious men like himself make themselves, by arts always stale, yet always formidable, stronger than the laws." - Fisher Ames

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Postby Krugeristan » Sat Apr 09, 2016 7:08 am

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Krugeristan wrote:
"Yes. If anything happens to me, I have my brother."

Very well then. He seems like an ok candidate, I mean, he already was groomed by your father.


"No, neither me nor Maher were groomed. My older brother . . . he's . . . dead."
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Postby The United Holy German Reich » Sat Apr 09, 2016 7:16 am

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The United Holy German Reich wrote:Very well then. He seems like an ok candidate, I mean, he already was groomed by your father.


"No, neither me nor Maher were groomed. My older brother . . . he's . . . dead."

Sorry, I just realized.
(OOC: Whoops, I guess I am not as in touch with the Assad family as I thought I was.)
"A reigning party never censures itself, and the people have been tutored to vote under two senseless standards, gaudily painted over with the two words 'Federalist and Republican,' repeated, and repeated, without having any meaning, or conveying any information." - John Taylor

"What an impudent farce it is for the arrogant leader of a party to prate about equality, to call himself a democrat, the friend of that liberty which will never fall till ambitious men like himself make themselves, by arts always stale, yet always formidable, stronger than the laws." - Fisher Ames

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Postby Krugeristan » Sat Apr 09, 2016 7:23 am

The United Holy German Reich wrote:
Krugeristan wrote:
"No, neither me nor Maher were groomed. My older brother . . . he's . . . dead."

Sorry, I just realized.
(OOC: Whoops, I guess I am not as in touch with the Assad family as I thought I was.)


(OOC: That's OK. I stalk them, so--I'm joking. I know a lot more than what is likely healthy.)

Assad eventually caves in. "I'll take the medal. Maher probably deserves it more than me."
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Postby The United Holy German Reich » Sat Apr 09, 2016 8:51 am

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The United Holy German Reich wrote:Sorry, I just realized.
(OOC: Whoops, I guess I am not as in touch with the Assad family as I thought I was.)


(OOC: That's OK. I stalk them, so--I'm joking. I know a lot more than what is likely healthy.)

Assad eventually caves in. "I'll take the medal. Maher probably deserves it more than me."

Franz hands back the medal, a smile on his face.
"A reigning party never censures itself, and the people have been tutored to vote under two senseless standards, gaudily painted over with the two words 'Federalist and Republican,' repeated, and repeated, without having any meaning, or conveying any information." - John Taylor

"What an impudent farce it is for the arrogant leader of a party to prate about equality, to call himself a democrat, the friend of that liberty which will never fall till ambitious men like himself make themselves, by arts always stale, yet always formidable, stronger than the laws." - Fisher Ames

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Postby Krugeristan » Sat Apr 09, 2016 8:58 am

The United Holy German Reich wrote:
Krugeristan wrote:
(OOC: That's OK. I stalk them, so--I'm joking. I know a lot more than what is likely healthy.)

Assad eventually caves in. "I'll take the medal. Maher probably deserves it more than me."

Franz hands back the medal, a smile on his face.


Maher smirks. "This is like the time I guilted him into giving me his lunch when we were little."
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Postby The United Holy German Reich » Sat Apr 09, 2016 9:02 am

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The United Holy German Reich wrote:Franz hands back the medal, a smile on his face.


Maher smirks. "This is like the time I guilted him into giving me his lunch when we were little."

You'd be lucky to get an Iron Cross Second Class in Germany.
"A reigning party never censures itself, and the people have been tutored to vote under two senseless standards, gaudily painted over with the two words 'Federalist and Republican,' repeated, and repeated, without having any meaning, or conveying any information." - John Taylor

"What an impudent farce it is for the arrogant leader of a party to prate about equality, to call himself a democrat, the friend of that liberty which will never fall till ambitious men like himself make themselves, by arts always stale, yet always formidable, stronger than the laws." - Fisher Ames

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Postby Krugeristan » Sat Apr 09, 2016 9:41 am

The United Holy German Reich wrote:
Krugeristan wrote:
Maher smirks. "This is like the time I guilted him into giving me his lunch when we were little."

You'd be lucky to get an Iron Cross Second Class in Germany.


Assad rolls his eyes. "Everyone wonders why I'm so thin . . . now you know."
Maher glares at Franz. "I am one hundred and sixty pounds of pure muscle."
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Postby The United Holy German Reich » Sat Apr 09, 2016 9:43 am

Krugeristan wrote:
The United Holy German Reich wrote:You'd be lucky to get an Iron Cross Second Class in Germany.


Assad rolls his eyes. "Everyone wonders why I'm so thin . . . now you know."
Maher glares at Franz. "I am one hundred and sixty pounds of pure muscle."

You're all talk, I bet you've never fought someone that can actually give you a challenge.
"A reigning party never censures itself, and the people have been tutored to vote under two senseless standards, gaudily painted over with the two words 'Federalist and Republican,' repeated, and repeated, without having any meaning, or conveying any information." - John Taylor

"What an impudent farce it is for the arrogant leader of a party to prate about equality, to call himself a democrat, the friend of that liberty which will never fall till ambitious men like himself make themselves, by arts always stale, yet always formidable, stronger than the laws." - Fisher Ames

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Postby Krugeristan » Sat Apr 09, 2016 10:04 am

The United Holy German Reich wrote:
Krugeristan wrote:
Assad rolls his eyes. "Everyone wonders why I'm so thin . . . now you know."
Maher glares at Franz. "I am one hundred and sixty pounds of pure muscle."

You're all talk, I bet you've never fought someone that can actually give you a challenge.


"You never saw him get in fights in high school," Assad says.
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Postby The United Holy German Reich » Sat Apr 09, 2016 10:07 am

Krugeristan wrote:
The United Holy German Reich wrote:You're all talk, I bet you've never fought someone that can actually give you a challenge.


"You never saw him get in fights in high school," Assad says.

You are right, I didn't. I'd like to see how he fights now, Franz says in a confrontational tone.
"A reigning party never censures itself, and the people have been tutored to vote under two senseless standards, gaudily painted over with the two words 'Federalist and Republican,' repeated, and repeated, without having any meaning, or conveying any information." - John Taylor

"What an impudent farce it is for the arrogant leader of a party to prate about equality, to call himself a democrat, the friend of that liberty which will never fall till ambitious men like himself make themselves, by arts always stale, yet always formidable, stronger than the laws." - Fisher Ames

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Postby Krugeristan » Sat Apr 09, 2016 10:12 am

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Krugeristan wrote:
"You never saw him get in fights in high school," Assad says.

You are right, I didn't. I'd like to see how he fights now, Franz says in a confrontational tone.


"Franz, you don't know what you're saying," Assad panics.
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This 10,000 [insert random thing here] genocide thing is a meme, right?

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Postby The United Holy German Reich » Sat Apr 09, 2016 10:16 am

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The United Holy German Reich wrote:You are right, I didn't. I'd like to see how he fights now, Franz says in a confrontational tone.


"Franz, you don't know what you're saying," Assad panics.

Oh I think I do. He isn't the first person I've put into place. Franz says this in a cool and collected tone.
"A reigning party never censures itself, and the people have been tutored to vote under two senseless standards, gaudily painted over with the two words 'Federalist and Republican,' repeated, and repeated, without having any meaning, or conveying any information." - John Taylor

"What an impudent farce it is for the arrogant leader of a party to prate about equality, to call himself a democrat, the friend of that liberty which will never fall till ambitious men like himself make themselves, by arts always stale, yet always formidable, stronger than the laws." - Fisher Ames

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Postby Krugeristan » Sat Apr 09, 2016 10:25 am

The United Holy German Reich wrote:
Krugeristan wrote:
"Franz, you don't know what you're saying," Assad panics.

Oh I think I do. He isn't the first person I've put into place. Franz says this in a cool and collected tone.


Asma yells from the kitchen. "If you monkeys are going to fight, please do it outside!"
Maher looks at Franz and says, "What did you say to me? Huh? Are you saying I can't throw you to the ground and then tear all your limbs off and feed 'em to my dog?"
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Postby The United Holy German Reich » Sat Apr 09, 2016 10:40 am

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The United Holy German Reich wrote:Oh I think I do. He isn't the first person I've put into place. Franz says this in a cool and collected tone.


Asma yells from the kitchen. "If you monkeys are going to fight, please do it outside!"
Maher looks at Franz and says, "What did you say to me? Huh? Are you saying I can't throw you to the ground and then tear all your limbs off and feed 'em to my dog?"

Yes, that is precisely what I am saying.
"A reigning party never censures itself, and the people have been tutored to vote under two senseless standards, gaudily painted over with the two words 'Federalist and Republican,' repeated, and repeated, without having any meaning, or conveying any information." - John Taylor

"What an impudent farce it is for the arrogant leader of a party to prate about equality, to call himself a democrat, the friend of that liberty which will never fall till ambitious men like himself make themselves, by arts always stale, yet always formidable, stronger than the laws." - Fisher Ames

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Postby Krugeristan » Sat Apr 09, 2016 10:45 am

The United Holy German Reich wrote:
Krugeristan wrote:
Asma yells from the kitchen. "If you monkeys are going to fight, please do it outside!"
Maher looks at Franz and says, "What did you say to me? Huh? Are you saying I can't throw you to the ground and then tear all your limbs off and feed 'em to my dog?"

Yes, that is precisely what I am saying.


Maher downs a full can of beer and pushes Franz outside. "Alright, blondie, let's get this over with."
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This 10,000 [insert random thing here] genocide thing is a meme, right?

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Postby The United Holy German Reich » Sat Apr 09, 2016 11:54 am

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The United Holy German Reich wrote:Yes, that is precisely what I am saying.


Maher downs a full can of beer and pushes Franz outside. "Alright, blondie, let's get this over with."

Franz follows Maher outside, waiting for Maher to make the first move. You just made a big mistake , he says.
(OOC: Franz has brown hair)
"A reigning party never censures itself, and the people have been tutored to vote under two senseless standards, gaudily painted over with the two words 'Federalist and Republican,' repeated, and repeated, without having any meaning, or conveying any information." - John Taylor

"What an impudent farce it is for the arrogant leader of a party to prate about equality, to call himself a democrat, the friend of that liberty which will never fall till ambitious men like himself make themselves, by arts always stale, yet always formidable, stronger than the laws." - Fisher Ames

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Postby Krugeristan » Sat Apr 09, 2016 12:16 pm

The United Holy German Reich wrote:
Krugeristan wrote:
Maher downs a full can of beer and pushes Franz outside. "Alright, blondie, let's get this over with."

Franz follows Maher outside, waiting for Maher to make the first move. You just made a big mistake , he says.
(OOC: Franz has brown hair)


Maher wipes his hands on his pants, and socks Franz in the jaw. "How'd that feel?"
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Arvenia wrote:Taiwan likes to join the UEA and hopes that Taiwanese fascists like the NPP won't radicalize the island nation again like they did during the Second Pacific War.

1. Is Taiwan at war?
2. Will you come to the mutual defense of others?

1. No (recently left Japan many days ago)
2. Yes!
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Postby The United Holy German Reich » Sat Apr 09, 2016 12:31 pm

Krugeristan wrote:
The United Holy German Reich wrote:Franz follows Maher outside, waiting for Maher to make the first move. You just made a big mistake , he says.
(OOC: Franz has brown hair)


Maher wipes his hands on his pants, and socks Franz in the jaw. "How'd that feel?"

Not so good. Unfortunately, you made a key mistake. Franz headbuts Maher, and while Maher is momentarily stunned, grabs his head and smashes it off Franz's kneecap.
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"A reigning party never censures itself, and the people have been tutored to vote under two senseless standards, gaudily painted over with the two words 'Federalist and Republican,' repeated, and repeated, without having any meaning, or conveying any information." - John Taylor

"What an impudent farce it is for the arrogant leader of a party to prate about equality, to call himself a democrat, the friend of that liberty which will never fall till ambitious men like himself make themselves, by arts always stale, yet always formidable, stronger than the laws." - Fisher Ames

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Postby Krugeristan » Sat Apr 09, 2016 12:39 pm

The United Holy German Reich wrote:
Krugeristan wrote:
Maher wipes his hands on his pants, and socks Franz in the jaw. "How'd that feel?"

Not so good. Unfortunately, you made a key mistake. Franz headbuts Maher, and while Maher is momentarily stunned, grabs his head and smashes it off Franz's kneecap.


Assad cringes as he watches this. "Uh . . . Franz?"
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Postby The United Holy German Reich » Sat Apr 09, 2016 12:40 pm

Krugeristan wrote:
The United Holy German Reich wrote:Not so good. Unfortunately, you made a key mistake. Franz headbuts Maher, and while Maher is momentarily stunned, grabs his head and smashes it off Franz's kneecap.


Assad cringes as he watches this. "Uh . . . Franz?"

I'm kind of busy Assad! Franz blocks an incoming punch from Maher.
"A reigning party never censures itself, and the people have been tutored to vote under two senseless standards, gaudily painted over with the two words 'Federalist and Republican,' repeated, and repeated, without having any meaning, or conveying any information." - John Taylor

"What an impudent farce it is for the arrogant leader of a party to prate about equality, to call himself a democrat, the friend of that liberty which will never fall till ambitious men like himself make themselves, by arts always stale, yet always formidable, stronger than the laws." - Fisher Ames

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Postby Krugeristan » Sat Apr 09, 2016 12:50 pm

The United Holy German Reich wrote:
Krugeristan wrote:
Assad cringes as he watches this. "Uh . . . Franz?"

I'm kind of busy Assad! Franz blocks an incoming punch from Maher.


Maher tackles Franz, punching his face.
Assad flinches. "Honey, do something."
Asma yells from the kitchen, "Boys will be boys, Bashar."
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This 10,000 [insert random thing here] genocide thing is a meme, right?

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Postby The United Holy German Reich » Sat Apr 09, 2016 12:53 pm

Krugeristan wrote:
The United Holy German Reich wrote:I'm kind of busy Assad! Franz blocks an incoming punch from Maher.


Maher tackles Franz, punching his face.
Assad flinches. "Honey, do something."
Asma yells from the kitchen, "Boys will be boys, Bashar."

Franz knees Maher, before rolling to the side. He wipes blood off his face, now thoroughly bloodied.
"A reigning party never censures itself, and the people have been tutored to vote under two senseless standards, gaudily painted over with the two words 'Federalist and Republican,' repeated, and repeated, without having any meaning, or conveying any information." - John Taylor

"What an impudent farce it is for the arrogant leader of a party to prate about equality, to call himself a democrat, the friend of that liberty which will never fall till ambitious men like himself make themselves, by arts always stale, yet always formidable, stronger than the laws." - Fisher Ames

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Postby Krugeristan » Sat Apr 09, 2016 1:47 pm

The United Holy German Reich wrote:
Krugeristan wrote:
Maher tackles Franz, punching his face.
Assad flinches. "Honey, do something."
Asma yells from the kitchen, "Boys will be boys, Bashar."

Franz knees Maher, before rolling to the side. He wipes blood off his face, now thoroughly bloodied.


"You're hurting my brother!" Assad screams.
Pro: Trump, Assad, Putin, guns, death penalty, Israel, religion, chocolate, me
Anti: Obama, Clinton, Stalin, Hitler, Communism, ISIS, gay marriage, stupid people, drugs, FSA

This 10,000 [insert random thing here] genocide thing is a meme, right?

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