THE ZONE: A Survival Horror RP (Semi-Closed / OOC)

[Sarejo]

If I was rich, I'd buy an Acura.

Only true assholes drive Acuras. You can quote me on that.

Or a really nice Kia.

Lel Kia pleb-

Oh wait. I drive a Rondo...

[Deramen]

If I was rich, I'd buy an Acura.

Only true assholes drive Acuras. You can quote me on that.

Or a really nice Kia.

Lel Kia pleb-

Oh wait. I drive a Rondo...

lel I drive a bike.

Sounded better in my head.

[Relikai]

Why stay on the ground when you can be in the air ?

[Deramen]

Why stay on the ground when you can be in the air ?

You skydive to locations? Seems impractical.

[New Grestin]

If I was rich, I'd buy an Acura.

Only true assholes drive Acuras. You can quote me on that.

Or a really nice Kia.

Lel Kia pleb-

Oh wait. I drive a Rondo...

I've driven a 1999 Infiniti and a 1992 Civic.

The Kia Rio I have right now is a fucking Ferrari compared to those two.

Why stay on the ground when you can be in the air ?

My personal Jetpack is in the shop right now, so....

[Relikai]

Why stay on the ground when you can be in the air ?

You skydive to locations? Seems impractical.

Nah if I need to go somewhere I'll just grab my MBT...

Damn my license is still at HQ...

[Deramen]

You skydive to locations? Seems impractical.

Nah if I need to go somewhere I'll just grab my MBT...

Damn my license is still at HQ...

I uh, doubt you can use those for regular transportation without consequence.

[Relikai]

Nah if I need to go somewhere I'll just grab my MBT...

Damn my license is still at HQ...

I uh, doubt you can use those for regular transportation without consequence.

GETTING TO WORK AFTER SPENDING A LITTLE TOO MUCH TIME ON NS IS NOT REGULAR TRANSPORTATION

[Deramen]

I uh, doubt you can use those for regular transportation without consequence.

GETTING TO WORK AFTER SPENDING A LITTLE TOO MUCH TIME ON NS IS NOT REGULAR TRANSPORTATION

okay.

[Beiarusia]

Why stay on the ground when you can be in the air ?

You skydive to locations? Seems impractical.

My main method of travel in Saints Row 2.

[Deramen]

You skydive to locations? Seems impractical.

My main method of travel in Saints Row 2.

Well duh. Who drives in saints row?

[Beiarusia]

GETTING TO WORK AFTER SPENDING A LITTLE TOO MUCH TIME ON NS IS NOT REGULAR TRANSPORTATION

When you're in a hurry.

[Deramen]

GETTING TO WORK AFTER SPENDING A LITTLE TOO MUCH TIME ON NS IS NOT REGULAR TRANSPORTATION

When you're in a hurry.

Was he screaming Cheeki Breeki?

[Sarejo]

You skydive to locations? Seems impractical.

My main method of travel in Saints Row 2.

Psh in SR4 you don't even skydive. Fly to where-ever the fuck you're going.

[New Grestin]

My main method of travel in Saints Row 2.

Psh in SR4 you don't even skydive. Fly to where-ever the fuck you're going.

Fly there, then use the melee takedown to kill every alien at the mission.

While dressed as a giant hotdog.

And using the penetrator for maximum innuendo.

[Deramen]

My main method of travel in Saints Row 2.

Psh in SR4 you don't even skydive. Fly to where-ever the fuck you're going.

Yeah, that made cars all the more useless, which is sad because im pretty sure they got the rights to play some popular songs.

Psh in SR4 you don't even skydive. Fly to where-ever the fuck you're going.

Fly there, then use the melee takedown to kill every alien at the mission.

While dressed as a giant hotdog.

And using the penetrator for maximum innuendo.

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nice try.

[Sarejo]

Psh in SR4 you don't even skydive. Fly to where-ever the fuck you're going.

Fly there, then use the melee takedown to kill every alien at the mission.

While dressed as a giant hotdog.

And using the penetrator for maximum innuendo.

After about a hour and a half into the game, all I ever did for combat and travelling was fly around and use my fists. I occasionally used the Dubstep Gun just because it's cool.

[New Grestin]

Posted.

[Relikai]

Alright, time for the new character.

[New Grestin]

Alright, time for the new character.

That was totally expected, wasn't it.

[Relikai]

Alright, time for the new character.

That was totally expected, wasn't it.

Well the Yellow Man arrangement backed the character to the wall so there's nothing I could do about it. Just need to scrap all the plans I had for her future char and work on a new one.

[Deramen]

Posted.

Gad damn it Gres.
I was just starting to enjoy the whole crazy thing.
Oh well, time to the drawing board.

"Yellow fever" yeah that's totally how he died.

[Tayner]

Posted.

Good post, but I think when you said '(Insert junkman's name) slung Millers limp corpse offer his shoulder' or something to that affect, you meant Spencer.

Or I've just gone crazy and misread it. Meh

[New Grestin]

That was totally expected, wasn't it.

Well the Yellow Man arrangement backed the character to the wall so there's nothing I could do about it. Just need to scrap all the plans I had for her future char and work on a new one.

All's fair in Love and Murder, I suppose.

Posted.

Gad damn it Gres.
I was just starting to enjoy the whole crazy thing.
Oh well, time to the drawing board.

You're not even allowed to complain. You had a whole freaking poll of people telling me to murder Giuseppe.

Besides, now you can do someone who's already crazy!

Posted.

Good post, but I think when you said '(Insert junkman's name) slung Millers limp corpse offer his shoulder' or something to that affect, you meant Spencer.

Or I've just gone crazy and misread it. Meh

I DON'T MAKE MISTAKES.

*quietly checks post again*

[Relikai]

Well the Yellow Man arrangement backed the character to the wall so there's nothing I could do about it. Just need to scrap all the plans I had for her future char and work on a new one.

All's fair in Love and Murder, I suppose.

Just dont back me into these supernatural plots or whatever again. Been missing out by not decoding anything special or lore-wise on the OP or whatever, and these are just out of my league.