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New Rnclave
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Postby New Rnclave » Wed Mar 02, 2016 10:19 am

Sanabel wrote:
New Rnclave wrote:
New Guinea was my only nonsensical idea.

Better be.

Now finish your app before I open up your reservation.


Will do. I'll have by the end of the day at most.
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Great Confederacy of Commonwealth States
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Democratic Socialists

Postby Great Confederacy of Commonwealth States » Wed Mar 02, 2016 10:19 am

Liecthenbourg wrote:
Great Confederacy Of Commonwealth States wrote:Just a reminder:

paying a hundred million guilders in 1898 is going to leave you bankrupt, unable to pay your soldiers and your civil servants.

Hence those aforementioned loans :P

Hmmmm...

Does anyone know the term 'invasion of red tape'?
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Democratic Peoples republic of Kelvinsi
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Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Democratic Peoples republic of Kelvinsi » Wed Mar 02, 2016 10:20 am

Texas wants some outposts in the Carribean so that its small fleet could raid Mexico if war is to come.

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The Holy Dominion of Inesea
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Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby The Holy Dominion of Inesea » Wed Mar 02, 2016 10:21 am

I mean you haven't even started the offer IC. Wise so there's no reason to not make an offer
I'm really tired

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The Greater Dutch Republic
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Ex-Nation

Postby The Greater Dutch Republic » Wed Mar 02, 2016 10:22 am

Didn't you guys hear Sanabel. Stop the OOC Dickwaving(you males and your sex references, god)
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Tracian Empire wrote: ... but I'm about to be executed by my teachers in school...

Rule 1. If they try to execute you, execute them back

Gyrenaica wrote:Just maybe I might not see any nukes I may or may not buy off the black market and may or may not know that I may or may not have the possible launch codes that may or may not exist for the nukes that may or may not exist.

Liecthenbourg wrote:
Great Confederacy Of Commonwealth States wrote:Does anyone know the term 'invasion of red tape'?

Excessive Communist adhesive.

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New Rnclave
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Postby New Rnclave » Wed Mar 02, 2016 10:24 am

The Greater Dutch Republic wrote:Didn't you guys hear Sanabel. Stop the OOC Dickwaving(you males and your sex references, god)


It's true though, it had become a pissing contest.
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Liecthenbourg
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Left-wing Utopia

Postby Liecthenbourg » Wed Mar 02, 2016 10:25 am

Great Confederacy Of Commonwealth States wrote:
Liecthenbourg wrote:Hence those aforementioned loans :P

Hmmmm...

Does anyone know the term 'invasion of red tape'?

Excessive Communist adhesive.

Or rather, excessive bureaucracy : P
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Negara-West Hesia
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Postby Negara-West Hesia » Wed Mar 02, 2016 10:28 am

does anyone have budgetary figures for germany circa 1898

i'm trying to figure out whether i can even issue a 100 million franc loan

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The Greater Dutch Republic
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Postby The Greater Dutch Republic » Wed Mar 02, 2016 10:28 am

Liecthenbourg wrote:
Great Confederacy Of Commonwealth States wrote:Hmmmm...

Does anyone know the term 'invasion of red tape'?

Excessive Communist adhesive.

Or rather, excessive bureaucracy : P

XD this is going in my bottom thing(I forgot what it's called)
Australian Antarctica wrote:Sorry, I was Russian to be funny. Fine, I'll Finnish with them soon enough. Unless you are Hungary for more?

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Tracian Empire wrote: ... but I'm about to be executed by my teachers in school...

Rule 1. If they try to execute you, execute them back

Gyrenaica wrote:Just maybe I might not see any nukes I may or may not buy off the black market and may or may not know that I may or may not have the possible launch codes that may or may not exist for the nukes that may or may not exist.

Liecthenbourg wrote:
Great Confederacy Of Commonwealth States wrote:Does anyone know the term 'invasion of red tape'?

Excessive Communist adhesive.

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Postby Sanabel » Wed Mar 02, 2016 11:09 am

The Greater Dutch Republic wrote:Didn't you guys hear Sanabel. Stop the OOC Dickwaving(you males and your sex references, god)

Tbh it was directed at you more than anyone else.

And no, I'm not telling you to stop waving your sex organ, and idfc if you're a girl. You know what I mean unless you're very dense.
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The Greater Dutch Republic
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Postby The Greater Dutch Republic » Wed Mar 02, 2016 11:24 am

Sanabel wrote:
The Greater Dutch Republic wrote:Didn't you guys hear Sanabel. Stop the OOC Dickwaving(you males and your sex references, god)

Tbh it was directed at you more than anyone else.

And no, I'm not telling you to stop waving your sex organ, and idfc if you're a girl. You know what I mean unless you're very dense.

Dude. Chill the duck out. Let's all calm down and stop the testosterone contest.
Australian Antarctica wrote:Sorry, I was Russian to be funny. Fine, I'll Finnish with them soon enough. Unless you are Hungary for more?

Conwy-shire wrote:
Tracian Empire wrote: ... but I'm about to be executed by my teachers in school...

Rule 1. If they try to execute you, execute them back

Gyrenaica wrote:Just maybe I might not see any nukes I may or may not buy off the black market and may or may not know that I may or may not have the possible launch codes that may or may not exist for the nukes that may or may not exist.

Liecthenbourg wrote:
Great Confederacy Of Commonwealth States wrote:Does anyone know the term 'invasion of red tape'?

Excessive Communist adhesive.

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Terminus Alpha
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Postby Terminus Alpha » Wed Mar 02, 2016 11:25 am

Democratic peoples republic of Kelvinsi wrote:Texas wants some outposts in the Carribean so that its small fleet could raid Mexico if war is to come.

Sent you something in the IC that is relevant to this, pls respond.
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Sanabel
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Postby Sanabel » Wed Mar 02, 2016 11:26 am

The Greater Dutch Republic wrote:
Sanabel wrote:Tbh it was directed at you more than anyone else.

And no, I'm not telling you to stop waving your sex organ, and idfc if you're a girl. You know what I mean unless you're very dense.

Dude. Chill the duck out. Let's all calm down and stop the testosterone contest.

I am calm, and I've told you to stop OOC wanking. Just listen to that, and we can be done.
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Grothmogia
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Postby Grothmogia » Wed Mar 02, 2016 11:26 am

Plessur wrote:
Grothmogia wrote:You have changed your government to support Hungary's imperialist ambitions in the region, which is something that I cannot allow to pass without notice. Is it not clear to the international community that Hungary threatens the independence of the Balkans? It will begin with us, but it will expand to the rest of you.


Tbh, that's a bit much. The Hungarian demands weren't as bad as they seemed, in fact they don't limit my freedom of movement in the RP too much. Everyone is saying all this talk of Hungarian imperialists and humiliation due to retrospect knowledge of the situation in the Balkans in the pre-WW1 decades; looking at the situation without considering this makes it much more favourable for Serbia.

Plus, I wouldn't be talking after seeing the rhetoric used in the Bulgarian message to Moscow - it sounds more like a surrender than a request. And, if Russia's memorandum to Belgrade shows anything, it shows they are more dominating than Hungary, so you will be far worse off vis-à-vis independence than I am.

Btw, I have never seen a more aggressive alliance request before. Your message implies that this 'defensive' alliance will instantly allow Bulgaria to declare war on both Serbia and Hungary. Most defensive alliances start of as just that - defensive - and not where you clearly state your adversary/ies and declare you can only proceed to open conflict with said nation's backing. Anybody would be an idiot to assume you have purely defensive reasons for this alliance.


I was imply trying to be respectful because I desperately need this alliance. I am not planning on declaring war on either you or Hungary. I am perfectly ready to work out a peaceful solution, but I fear that after you, I will be next. I am also trying to think about how a sudden Hungarian ultimatum would feel to the people of my nation. It did seem like an almost overnight change within your nation and with the sudden attempted assassination of the Tsar, the Cabinet and Tsar himself are more than slightly concerned that someone in a powerful other country have attempted to destroy my government. I am not trying to say it was you or Hungary. It was probably just anarchists, but with the later news, it may have seemed like it was a plot.

Tsar Alexander has now sent a letter to your Prince, asking for your assurances of neutrality and independence. He has also held back the letter to Russia, btw, until you respond. Hopefully, there will be no need to become embroiled in a potential world war and weaken our nations.
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Great Confederacy of Commonwealth States
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Democratic Socialists

Postby Great Confederacy of Commonwealth States » Wed Mar 02, 2016 11:29 am

The Greater Dutch Republic wrote:
Sanabel wrote:Tbh it was directed at you more than anyone else.

And no, I'm not telling you to stop waving your sex organ, and idfc if you're a girl. You know what I mean unless you're very dense.

Dude. Chill the duck out. Let's all calm down and stop the testosterone contest.

Hmmm...

I don't smell sexism here now, do I? It would be a shame if I did...
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Pimps Inc
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New York Times Democracy

Postby Pimps Inc » Wed Mar 02, 2016 12:00 pm

Who owns Malaysia?
I might be interested in buying it in the next decade.
My shitty computer won't let me access the map on Imgur.
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United States of White America wrote:Although Nietzsche was a god-fearing atheist and his quote is positive, I believe it is negative. I think God has died because of our corrupt, open society, where there is no objective sense of right and wrong. Instead, I propose to resurrect God and avenge him.


No way.

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We poison our air and water to weed out the weak!
We set off fission bombs in our only biosphere!
We nailed our god to a stick!
Don't fuck with the human race!

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The Greater Dutch Republic
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Postby The Greater Dutch Republic » Wed Mar 02, 2016 12:05 pm

Great Confederacy Of Commonwealth States wrote:
The Greater Dutch Republic wrote:Dude. Chill the duck out. Let's all calm down and stop the testosterone contest.

Hmmm...

I don't smell sexism here now, do I? It would be a shame if I did...

What? I didn't exclude myself from said testosterone contest. I'm just as guilty.
Australian Antarctica wrote:Sorry, I was Russian to be funny. Fine, I'll Finnish with them soon enough. Unless you are Hungary for more?

Conwy-shire wrote:
Tracian Empire wrote: ... but I'm about to be executed by my teachers in school...

Rule 1. If they try to execute you, execute them back

Gyrenaica wrote:Just maybe I might not see any nukes I may or may not buy off the black market and may or may not know that I may or may not have the possible launch codes that may or may not exist for the nukes that may or may not exist.

Liecthenbourg wrote:
Great Confederacy Of Commonwealth States wrote:Does anyone know the term 'invasion of red tape'?

Excessive Communist adhesive.

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PLESSUR
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Ex-Nation

Postby PLESSUR » Wed Mar 02, 2016 12:14 pm

BTW, how does the date system work on the IC? What is the date on it now?
Anarcho-Saxony wrote:
Veskesh wrote:Jeez if Turkey keeps having these coups they'll be kicked out of NATO and won't be able to join the EU....

The USA was in NATO when the American Civil War happened, but the Confederacy coup didn't cause it to be kicked out, did it?

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The Greater Dutch Republic
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Postby The Greater Dutch Republic » Wed Mar 02, 2016 12:45 pm

Well, shit.
UK, could REALLY use that alliance right about now. If Japan doesn't get a response in like one day, I'm going to stage a revolution in Japan, overthrow the monarchy, establish a republic, and align with France. I'm desperately trying to secure one alliance with someone.
Australian Antarctica wrote:Sorry, I was Russian to be funny. Fine, I'll Finnish with them soon enough. Unless you are Hungary for more?

Conwy-shire wrote:
Tracian Empire wrote: ... but I'm about to be executed by my teachers in school...

Rule 1. If they try to execute you, execute them back

Gyrenaica wrote:Just maybe I might not see any nukes I may or may not buy off the black market and may or may not know that I may or may not have the possible launch codes that may or may not exist for the nukes that may or may not exist.

Liecthenbourg wrote:
Great Confederacy Of Commonwealth States wrote:Does anyone know the term 'invasion of red tape'?

Excessive Communist adhesive.

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Sanabel
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Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Sanabel » Wed Mar 02, 2016 12:57 pm

The Greater Dutch Republic wrote:Well, shit.
UK, could REALLY use that alliance right about now. If Japan doesn't get a response in like one day, I'm going to stage a revolution in Japan, overthrow the monarchy, establish a republic, and align with France. I'm desperately trying to secure one alliance with someone.

Maybe wait a bit...it takes like a month fir your letters to reach them...
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Reatra
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Democratic Socialists

Postby Reatra » Wed Mar 02, 2016 1:02 pm

The Greater Dutch Republic wrote:Well, shit.
UK, could REALLY use that alliance right about now. If Japan doesn't get a response in like one day, I'm going to stage a revolution in Japan, overthrow the monarchy, establish a republic, and align with France. I'm desperately trying to secure one alliance with someone.


I don't think you understand how important the monarchy is to Japan. They STILL HAVE AN EMPEROR IRL
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Terminus Alpha
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Postby Terminus Alpha » Wed Mar 02, 2016 1:06 pm

Reatra wrote:
The Greater Dutch Republic wrote:Well, shit.
UK, could REALLY use that alliance right about now. If Japan doesn't get a response in like one day, I'm going to stage a revolution in Japan, overthrow the monarchy, establish a republic, and align with France. I'm desperately trying to secure one alliance with someone.


I don't think you understand how important the monarchy is to Japan. They STILL HAVE AN EMPEROR IRL

They've also only ever had one dynasty. I doubt it'll be even remotely plausible for the Japanese to overthrow their emperor.
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Senkaku
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Father Knows Best State

Postby Senkaku » Wed Mar 02, 2016 1:54 pm

The Greater Dutch Republic wrote:Well, shit.
UK, could REALLY use that alliance right about now. If Japan doesn't get a response in like one day, I'm going to stage a revolution in Japan, overthrow the monarchy, establish a republic, and align with France. I'm desperately trying to secure one alliance with someone.

I... what... what... no...


Terminus Alpha wrote:
Reatra wrote:
I don't think you understand how important the monarchy is to Japan. They STILL HAVE AN EMPEROR IRL

They've also only ever had one dynasty. I doubt it'll be even remotely plausible for the Japanese to overthrow their emperor.

The dynasty thing is sort of debatable, but you're right. Japan overthrowing the emperor is just... no.
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The Greater Dutch Republic
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Ex-Nation

Postby The Greater Dutch Republic » Wed Mar 02, 2016 2:06 pm

Well what else am I going to do!? I can't fight France and China without help from the UK. If the UK joins, I'll have a chance. He keeps France busy while I pound China. My navy is large, but I don't stand a chance against France alone. Can someone update the map, I'm looking for alternate nations to play as in case Japan fails.
Australian Antarctica wrote:Sorry, I was Russian to be funny. Fine, I'll Finnish with them soon enough. Unless you are Hungary for more?

Conwy-shire wrote:
Tracian Empire wrote: ... but I'm about to be executed by my teachers in school...

Rule 1. If they try to execute you, execute them back

Gyrenaica wrote:Just maybe I might not see any nukes I may or may not buy off the black market and may or may not know that I may or may not have the possible launch codes that may or may not exist for the nukes that may or may not exist.

Liecthenbourg wrote:
Great Confederacy Of Commonwealth States wrote:Does anyone know the term 'invasion of red tape'?

Excessive Communist adhesive.

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Sanabel
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Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Sanabel » Wed Mar 02, 2016 2:15 pm

The Greater Dutch Republic wrote:Well what else am I going to do!? I can't fight France and China without help from the UK. If the UK joins, I'll have a chance. He keeps France busy while I pound China. My navy is large, but I don't stand a chance against France alone. Can someone update the map, I'm looking for alternate nations to play as in case Japan fails.

The point of RPing is not military affairs and imperial folly.

Dont be mislead.

Japan has a plethora of issues it faces domestically and in her colonies. Address those if you must keep occupied and nl other players are involved. If you want war, have a colonial revolt in Korea.
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