PL: The EPIC OOC - closed thread

[Tiltjuice]

That last one sounds totally like something I'd do.

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[Monfrox]

That last one sounds totally like something I'd do.

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You almost gave me a heart attack.

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

That last one sounds totally like something I'd do.

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References!

Ah, that's what you were talking about. Don't scare peeps like that.

[Tiltjuice]

Penguins like ice. (party)

*shaves Mon's entire body*

[Giovenith]

Alright, new trick. I shall write a one-shot. About what?

You decide.

Shoot some basic premises at me, and I will pick which one(s) I like best to write into a full shot. They can be anything, only request is that you not make them too far out there - I'd rather not try to slap some meat one a bare-bone asspull like, "What would Gio do if it started raining spaghetti and could only speak French?"

Because I need to practice myself.

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

Alright, new trick. I shall write a one-shot. About what?

You decide.

Shoot some basic premises at me, and I will pick which one(s) I like best to write into a full shot. They can be anything, only request is that you not make them too far out there - I'd rather not try to slap some meat one a bare-bone asspull like, "What would Gio do if it started raining spaghetti and could only speak French?"

Because I need to practice myself.

Oooh!

What if Willow suddenly became human, through some quirk of the universe? How would he adjust / handle it?

[Cerillium]

Alright, new trick. I shall write a one-shot. About what?

You decide.

Shoot some basic premises at me, and I will pick which one(s) I like best to write into a full shot. They can be anything, only request is that you not make them too far out there - I'd rather not try to slap some meat one a bare-bone asspull like, "What would Gio do if it started raining spaghetti and could only speak French?"

Because I need to practice myself.

The "Anti-verse" story happened a long while ago. In it, you played "Evil Giovenith", the callous bitch that turned people into trees and had a robotic Bran at her beck and call. Where is she now? What has Fate dealt her? Was she defeated, or did she become supreme ruler presiding over empty lands devoid of everything except trees?

[Cerillium]

Also, still working on the skip. There's a lot of information to include. It's taking me a while.

[Monfrox]

Alright, new trick. I shall write a one-shot. About what?

You decide.

Shoot some basic premises at me, and I will pick which one(s) I like best to write into a full shot. They can be anything, only request is that you not make them too far out there - I'd rather not try to slap some meat one a bare-bone asspull like, "What would Gio do if it started raining spaghetti and could only speak French?"

Because I need to practice myself.

The "Anti-verse" story happened a long while ago. In it, you played "Evil Giovenith", the callous bitch that turned people into trees and had a robotic Bran at her beck and call. Where is she now? What has Fate dealt her? Was she defeated, or did she become supreme ruler presiding over empty lands devoid of everything except trees?

I want us to take another crack at that. Always loved that premise.

[Mincaldenteans]

The "Anti-verse" story happened a long while ago. In it, you played "Evil Giovenith", the callous bitch that turned people into trees and had a robotic Bran at her beck and call. Where is she now? What has Fate dealt her? Was she defeated, or did she become supreme ruler presiding over empty lands devoid of everything except trees?

I want us to take another crack at that. Always loved that premise.

Is intrigued -nodnod-

[New Aksarben]

I want us to take another crack at that. Always loved that premise.

Is intrigued -nodnod-

I'd find it cool too, though I have no idea what evil Sterling would be, maghrls a bit easier xD

[Giovenith]

Is intrigued -nodnod-

I'd find it cool too, though I have no idea what evil Sterling would be, maghrls a bit easier xD

Discorded Sterling?

[Monfrox]

Another trip to the Dark World would be fun.

>Brit must declare bankruptcy on her morals, integrity, honesty, and everything else that makes her a good person to try to fit in

On the other hand...what would Prim's characters be like? Good God, could you imagine Prim, Aegis, and Insidious all living together away from the building, being...normal?!

[Giovenith]

Another trip to the Dark World would be fun.

>Brit must declare bankruptcy on her morals, integrity, honesty, and everything else that makes her a good person to try to fit in

On the other hand...what would Prim's characters be like? Good God, could you imagine Prim, Aegis, and Insidious all living together away from the building, being...normal?!

But like, really scary normal. Like Stepford Wife normal. Like when Spongebob became normal.

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

Alright, new trick. I shall write a one-shot. About what?

You decide.

Shoot some basic premises at me, and I will pick which one(s) I like best to write into a full shot. They can be anything, only request is that you not make them too far out there - I'd rather not try to slap some meat one a bare-bone asspull like, "What would Gio do if it started raining spaghetti and could only speak French?"

Because I need to practice myself.

The "Anti-verse" story happened a long while ago. In it, you played "Evil Giovenith", the callous bitch that turned people into trees and had a robotic Bran at her beck and call. Where is she now? What has Fate dealt her? Was she defeated, or did she become supreme ruler presiding over empty lands devoid of everything except trees?

Anti-verse?

I must've missed out on something awesome here.

[Primordial Luxa]

Another trip to the Dark World would be fun.

>Brit must declare bankruptcy on her morals, integrity, honesty, and everything else that makes her a good person to try to fit in

On the other hand...what would Prim's characters be like? Good God, could you imagine Prim, Aegis, and Insidious all living together away from the building, being...normal?!

I didn't take part in that anti-verse story but I considered making them either angelic creatures or space mormons.

[Giovenith]

Another trip to the Dark World would be fun.

>Brit must declare bankruptcy on her morals, integrity, honesty, and everything else that makes her a good person to try to fit in

On the other hand...what would Prim's characters be like? Good God, could you imagine Prim, Aegis, and Insidious all living together away from the building, being...normal?!

I didn't take part in that anti-verse story but I considered making them either angelic creatures or space mormons.

So just Mormons?

[Primordial Luxa]

I didn't take part in that anti-verse story but I considered making them either angelic creatures or space mormons.

So just Mormons?

I figured they would be a nice highly advanced race that would come down and trade cancer cures and perpetual energy with planets in exchange for their WMD's which they would then decommission. All the while raving about how awesome their religion and society is trying to convert people.

[Mincaldenteans]

So just Mormons?

I figured they would be a nice highly advanced race that would come down and trade cancer cures and perpetual energy with planets in exchange for their WMD's which they would then decommission. All the while raving about how awesome their religion and society is trying to convert people.

So... just Mormons?

[Monfrox]

The "Anti-verse" story happened a long while ago. In it, you played "Evil Giovenith", the callous bitch that turned people into trees and had a robotic Bran at her beck and call. Where is she now? What has Fate dealt her? Was she defeated, or did she become supreme ruler presiding over empty lands devoid of everything except trees?

Anti-verse?

I must've missed out on something awesome here.

Way back in PL classic, I did a freak trip with a few people to a place I liked to the call the "Dark World". One of those parallel universes where all your normal, happy, everyday Residents that you know and love, are all psycho, socio, evil, and/or twisted in their own ways.

It was...an experience.

[Giovenith]

Anti-verse?

I must've missed out on something awesome here.

Way back in PL classic, I did a freak trip with a few people to a place I liked to the call the "Dark World". One of those parallel universes where all your normal, happy, everyday Residents that you know and love, are all psycho, socio, evil, and/or twisted in their own ways.

It was...an experience.

I did a thing with trees.


No one forgot.

[Monfrox]

Way back in PL classic, I did a freak trip with a few people to a place I liked to the call the "Dark World". One of those parallel universes where all your normal, happy, everyday Residents that you know and love, are all psycho, socio, evil, and/or twisted in their own ways.

It was...an experience.

I did a thing with trees.


No one forgot.

I did. I forget a lot of things. I don't even remember what I had for breakfast today.

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

Anti-verse?

I must've missed out on something awesome here.

Way back in PL classic, I did a freak trip with a few people to a place I liked to the call the "Dark World". One of those parallel universes where all your normal, happy, everyday Residents that you know and love, are all psycho, socio, evil, and/or twisted in their own ways.

It was...an experience.

... This sounds like it has potential as a major event later down the line.

[Cerillium]

Taking a break from writing..... to write? Peh.

The Guild members nestle together now.
Tomorrow, the fruits of their labors to reap.
Your PC should be in their bed, my dear.
Please put your PC the fuck to sleep.

The Priests are working their magic, child.
Summoning machine gods from the deep.
They'll bless one very last trinket if you swear
Your PC will go the fuck to sleep.

The Luxans who slink through halls are at rest
And the cultists who spy, poison, and creep.
I know you don't have extra bullets. That’s bullshit. Stop lying.
Lie the fuck down, damn PC, and sleep.

The wind whispers soft through the ash, hon.
The dragon-litch makes not a peep.
It’s been five RL days already.
Jesus Christ, what the fuck? Put your character the fuck to sleep.

All the other PCs are in dreamland.
The polite players have made their last peep.
Hell no, your PC can’t go to the lobby.
You know where the PC can go? The fuck to sleep.

The CoOPs fly forth from their dens.
Over PL threads, they linger and they weep.
A hot crimson rage fills my heart, love.
For real, shut your PC the fuck up and have them sleep.

The NPCs and others are snoring,
Wrapped in a big snuggly heap.
How is it you can write all this other great shit
But you can’t make your PC lie the fuck down and sleep?

The quest information is on the first page now
All that valuable information to reap.
No more questions. This interview’s over.
I’ve got two words for your characters: fucking sleep.

The civet reclines in the simmering jungle.
The fennec has silenced her cheep.
Fuck your applications, I’m not giving you shit.
Stretch your fingers. Cut the crap. Write them to sleep.

The plot line awaits in the meadows
And high on the mountains so steep.
My life is a failure, I’m a shitty-ass GM.
Stop fucking with me, please, and sleep.

All the other P2TM RP are advancing
As I sit here and openly weep.
Sure, fine, whatever, I’ll let you finish your scene.
Who the fuck cares? You character's not gonna sleep.

This IC is all I can remember.
The posts crappy and cheap.
You win. Your character runs down the hall.
As I nod the fuck off, and sleep.

Bleary and dazed I awaken
To find you say you're finished -- I keep
My fingers crossed tight as I open the IC,
And pray that you’ve put your PC to fucking asleep.

We’re finally ready to advance the plot.
I'm ready! I write, hit submit - sweet!
Oh shit. Goddamn it. You’ve gotta be kidding. You posted?!
Come on, have them go the fuck back to sleep.

[Northwest Slobovia]

Taking a break from writing..... to write? Peh.

Most excellent! Link yourself to the front page of the OOC.