The Elder Scrolls: Ascension [OOC 2 | CLOSED]

[Glasgia]

Gonna put my account into holiday mode so it doesn't get deleted. Who knows, I might reappear in a few months time....

[The Armed Republic of Dutch Coolness]

You can always refound if you CTE as well.

[Zanera]

What else can kill six well-trained, well-armed Imperial patrolmen in broad daylight other than a Dominion mercenary army? ghost of an Ayleid that harvests poor souls?

The ghost of PELINAL WHTESTRAKE, rendering GLORY TO REMAN as he genocides all the Elves!

huh what

Just the mean ones.

>read news
>security officer of nuclear power plant in belgium killed and robbed of access card
>russian special forces officer orders airstrike on himself as he gets surrounded by IS in Palmyra

Wasn't planning on feeling happy today anyways

If that's true then I think I shouldn't say anything.

[The Armed Republic of Dutch Coolness]

Why not?

[Zanera]

Why not?

I shouldn't say anything pertaining to the things in Belgium or I'll jinx it.

[Cybraxia]

*whistles while waiting for IRE*

[The Armed Republic of Dutch Coolness]

Why not?

I shouldn't say anything pertaining to the things in Belgium or I'll jinx it.

I'm not a fan of Belgium, so go ahead

[Zanera]

I shouldn't say anything pertaining to the things in Belgium or I'll jinx it.

I'm not a fan of Belgium, so go ahead

I don't like waffles.


I have no idea what to do. I just wrote a post that can be considered 'cruel and unusual punishment directed towards your OP', because he has to read our posts to know when to call something out. And I really need an idea that's not what I just wrote.

[The Lendol Archipelago]

I shouldn't say anything pertaining to the things in Belgium or I'll jinx it.

I'm not a fan of Belgium, so go ahead

To be fair, not even Belgium is a big fan of Belgium.

[The Armed Republic of Dutch Coolness]

I'm not a fan of Belgium, so go ahead

I don't like waffles.


I have no idea what to do. I just wrote a post that can be considered 'cruel and unusual punishment directed towards your OP', because he has to read our posts to know when to call something out. And I really need an idea that's not what I just wrote.

Am confused now.

[Zanera]

I don't like waffles.


I have no idea what to do. I just wrote a post that can be considered 'cruel and unusual punishment directed towards your OP', because he has to read our posts to know when to call something out. And I really need an idea that's not what I just wrote.

Am confused now.

I type post but post is bad. Post need meaning type post have no meaning but post need meaning so I ask for idea. Or...

I need an idea for my next post.

[Ironsbad]

The Legion killed some bandits aligned with me and the Khajit Warlord killed a patrol. Still no major battles along the Gold Road. Might try and expand the Confederacy to the Reach and try to get a bandit chieftain that calls himself the Longhammer.

[The Olog-Hai]

I have posted.
And I'm not dead. Just short on time.

[Ironsbad]

I have posted.
And I'm not dead. Just short on time.

That's fine, I made the post on my phone wit multiple paragraphs because my computer is messed up. Still should be fine hopefully.

[Zanera]

Wrote something that has to be better than the original somehow. Poosted.

[The Olog-Hai]

I have posted.
And I'm not dead. Just short on time.

That's fine, I made the post on my phone wit multiple paragraphs because my computer is messed up. Still should be fine hopefully.

I usually post on my phone. I'd rather have to estimate how long my post is when someone reads it on the computer then wait a minute or two for my computer to wake up from sleep. It's not that bad, I just blame a combo of Windows 10 and Chrome.

[The Armed Republic of Dutch Coolness]

I ought to get a post out but it's noblegarden in wow

[The Armed Republic of Dutch Coolness]

The Night Manager is an excellent series.

[Ameige]

Once you die and you begin decaying your brain cells die. Your memories are chemical reactions and electric signals between cells and shit, so when your brain cells die you start losing information, in which skills learned would be lost. Whether you get embalmed or not.



With my shit knowledge of your area, I think you'll be fine.

Why not just use a flesh antonch? A deadra trapped in magically-preserved flesh will be better for labor. They should be worth 10-20 zombies.

1. I didn't think of it.
2. A flesh atronach has only been seen in shivering isles and it was as big as a house.
Kinda hard for it to hold a hammer or a saw I think. Its nearly as big as the skyrim giants.

[Ironsbad]

Why not just use a flesh antonch? A deadra trapped in magically-preserved flesh will be better for labor. They should be worth 10-20 zombies.

1. I didn't think of it.
2. A flesh atronach has only been seen in shivering isles and it was as big as a house.
Kinda hard for it to hold a hammer or a saw I think. Its nearly as big as the skyrim giants.

Then why not charm an Ogre or a giant? As a Vampire, you should have some illusion spells or abilities.

[The Armed Republic of Dutch Coolness]

Or, you know, you hire a bunch of carpenters.

[Ironsbad]

Or, you know, you hire a bunch of carpenters.

That works too.

[Ameige]

Or, you know, you hire a bunch of carpenters.

Or you know I kinda already pointed out how that the worst option unless your a millionare with money to throw around.

[The Armed Republic of Dutch Coolness]

Or, you know, you hire a bunch of carpenters.

Or you know I kinda already pointed out how that the worst option unless your a millionare with money to throw around.

I guess buying food is also the worse option when you can also steal it.

[Transoxthraxia]

Or, you know, you hire a bunch of carpenters.

Or you know I kinda already pointed out how that the worst option unless your a millionare with money to throw around.

I've more or less convinced myself you're just a really elaborate troll, Ameige.

Also, Dutch, I'm working on my app as we speak.