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Postby Videssos » Wed Feb 10, 2016 3:22 am

Finland SSR wrote:[motivationalspeech]

It's the circle of life. It's what How Roleplays Die is about, just applied to people.

One cannot stay active and write forever. Eventually, the passion and the ambition fade out, like a candle's light in a room devoid of oxygen.

But that is not something to be scared of. We should all remember that we're not the last. There's always someone newer, someone less experienced, but someone still passionate about this hobby behind us in the line.

Ten years later, none of us will be here anymore - but that's okay. Because we will still live on in our successors.

I just hope that someone who succeeds me has the same passion for abridging roleplays as I do.

[/motivationalspeech]


Reminds me of how a lot of people I used to know just vanished mysteriously over the past few years.

Well, it's not like I'm going to pull a vanishing act myself, anyway. :p
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Postby Wolfenium » Wed Feb 10, 2016 3:41 am

Constaniana wrote:http://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?p=27652071#p27652071


Off to spread the word of Joseph Smith... ;-;
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Postby The Empire of Pretantia » Wed Feb 10, 2016 4:04 am

Grenartia wrote:
Nature-Spirits wrote:But you have to admit, no matter how unrealistic they may be, mecha look cool.

Like, in a setting where physics worked differently, and all. :P


I prefer power armor.

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Postby Minroz » Wed Feb 10, 2016 5:14 am

The Grey Wolf wrote:So many veteran P2TMers have been departing, I've started to wonder if we're in a George R. R. Martin book.

I don't like this as much as you are, Big Wolf. Pity, these cool guys have to leave. :(

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Postby Finland SSR » Wed Feb 10, 2016 5:26 am

I'm a youngling compared to you all, so all I see is a bunch of old people wimping out and leaving. :P
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Postby Grenartia » Wed Feb 10, 2016 5:34 am

The Empire of Pretantia wrote:
Grenartia wrote:
I prefer power armor.

Power armor is Mecha.


Hardly.
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Postby Grenartia » Wed Feb 10, 2016 5:36 am

Finland SSR wrote:I'm a youngling compared to you all, so all I see is a bunch of old people wimping out and leaving. :P


> 2014

Get on my level, noob. :P

Seriously, though. I'm old enough to remember a time when Khan was a noob. When P2TM and F7 and TET were one in the same. Or, at least, when their common ancestor(s) were kicking around.
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Postby Rupudska » Wed Feb 10, 2016 6:52 am

Nature-Spirits wrote:
Constaniana wrote:http://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?p=27652071#p27652071

So you're finally departing on your mission, eh? Well, good luck, and have fun. I'll miss you. See you when you return.


He'll be back. They always come back.
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Rupudska wrote:So do you fight with AK-47s or something even more primitive? Since I doubt any economy could reasonably sustain itself that way.
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Postby Minroz » Wed Feb 10, 2016 7:13 am

Rupudska wrote:
Nature-Spirits wrote:So you're finally departing on your mission, eh? Well, good luck, and have fun. I'll miss you. See you when you return.


He'll be back. They always come back.

Amen to that, brother.

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Postby G-Tech Corporation » Wed Feb 10, 2016 8:30 am

Finland SSR wrote:[motivationalspeech]

It's the circle of life. It's what How Roleplays Die is about, just applied to people.

One cannot stay active and write forever. Eventually, the passion and the ambition fade out, like a candle's light in a room devoid of oxygen.

But that is not something to be scared of. We should all remember that we're not the last. There's always someone newer, someone less experienced, but someone still passionate about this hobby behind us in the line.

Ten years later, none of us will be here anymore - but that's okay. Because we will still live on in our successors.

I just hope that someone who succeeds me has the same passion for abridging roleplays as I do.

[/motivationalspeech]


Pthaft. I'll probably still be here in ten years, if not longer.
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Postby The Templar High Council » Wed Feb 10, 2016 9:16 am

G-Tech Corporation wrote:
Finland SSR wrote:[motivationalspeech]

It's the circle of life. It's what How Roleplays Die is about, just applied to people.

One cannot stay active and write forever. Eventually, the passion and the ambition fade out, like a candle's light in a room devoid of oxygen.

But that is not something to be scared of. We should all remember that we're not the last. There's always someone newer, someone less experienced, but someone still passionate about this hobby behind us in the line.

Ten years later, none of us will be here anymore - but that's okay. Because we will still live on in our successors.

I just hope that someone who succeeds me has the same passion for abridging roleplays as I do.

[/motivationalspeech]

Pthaft. I'll probably still be here in ten years, if not longer.

That's what I was thinking to myself as I read that. :P
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Postby G-Tech Corporation » Wed Feb 10, 2016 9:18 am

The Templar High Council wrote:
G-Tech Corporation wrote:Pthaft. I'll probably still be here in ten years, if not longer.

That's what I was thinking to myself as I read that. :P


It tends to be a life stages thing- if you're here because you have free time in uni, a real job might steal you away. But I'm employed and busy as it is, and I'm still here, so I doubt anything short of triplets or extreme ennui will remove me.
TG if you have questions about RP. If I don't know the answer, I know someone who does.

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Postby Lavan Tiri » Wed Feb 10, 2016 11:55 am

Constaniana wrote:http://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?p=27652071#p27652071


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Postby The Empire of Pretantia » Wed Feb 10, 2016 3:18 pm

Grenartia wrote:
The Empire of Pretantia wrote:
Power armor is Mecha.


Hardly.

On a scale of hardly hardly to Tom Hardly, how hardly would you say it is?
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Postby Grenartia » Wed Feb 10, 2016 8:09 pm

The Empire of Pretantia wrote:
Grenartia wrote:
Hardly.

On a scale of hardly hardly to Tom Hardly, how hardly would you say it is?


Super Tom Hardly.
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Postby The Empire of Pretantia » Wed Feb 10, 2016 8:10 pm

Grenartia wrote:
The Empire of Pretantia wrote:On a scale of hardly hardly to Tom Hardly, how hardly would you say it is?


Super Tom Hardly.

Like Bane on kryptonite steroids kind of hardly.
ywn be as good as this video
Gacha
Trashing other people's waifus
Anti-NN
EA
Douche flutes
Zimbabwe
Putting the toilet paper roll the wrong way
Every single square inch of Asia
Lewding Earth-chan
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Playing the little Switch controller handheld thing in public
Treading on me
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Postby Minroz » Thu Feb 11, 2016 7:08 am

G-Tech Corporation wrote:
The Templar High Council wrote:That's what I was thinking to myself as I read that. :P


It tends to be a life stages thing- if you're here because you have free time in uni, a real job might steal you away. But I'm employed and busy as it is, and I'm still here, so I doubt anything short of triplets or extreme ennui will remove me.

I know, right. Welp, I'm working on two jobs and I'm being busy to the point that I'm spending less time at NS than to my liking. I can't complain much, I need monies for my living. But this doesn't I want to quit NS. I'm enjoying it as it is.

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Postby Agritum » Thu Feb 11, 2016 6:50 pm

Just a small idea coming from sleep deprivation, and probably highly unfeasible for the forum medium, but you're the kind of nerds who'd enjoy it. Not going to make it in the close future.


Bias: Spin Doctoring In The 23rd Century

The United Earth Federation's war to retake the colonies stolen by the ravaging, mindless alien hordes of the "Crawlies" proceeds steadfast, and another recruitment drive is vital to the final push which will ensure the safety of humanity in the universe and the establishment of a new galactic order of peace, prosperity and republican values.

The above is a massive load of bullshit. The war has been almost a decade long and highly inconclusive due to high attrition rates, subpar leadership and the continuous realization on the part of the human troops that the Crawlies aren't simply a mindless swarm of alien locusts, and that Crawly-owned planets are suspiciously full of Unobtainium. And they haven't even found the mass destruction spores yet.

You, officer, of the UEF Armed Forces PR Department, must hide all of the above. We trust the ability of expert marketers such as you and your colleagues to keep morale high, motivate our boys to see the true savage nature of the xenos, encourage young earthlings to enlist in the Espatier Corps to live out their wildest dreams, avoid news leaks about sensitive information such as casualties, POW camp records and the intelligence reports about the Mass Destruction Spores. Do your job well: the Chancellor is nervous, and the elections are close
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Postby Wolfenium » Thu Feb 11, 2016 7:05 pm

Agritum wrote:Just a small idea coming from sleep deprivation, and probably highly unfeasible for the forum medium, but you're the kind of nerds who'd enjoy it. Not going to make it in the close future.


Bias: Spin Doctoring In The 23rd Century

The United Earth Federation's war to retake the colonies stolen by the ravaging, mindless alien hordes of the "Crawlies" proceeds steadfast, and another recruitment drive is vital to the final push which will ensure the safety of humanity in the universe and the establishment of a new galactic order of peace, prosperity and republican values.

The above is a massive load of bullshit. The war has been almost a decade long and highly inconclusive due to high attrition rates, subpar leadership and the continuous realization on the part of the human troops that the Crawlies aren't simply a mindless swarm of alien locusts, and that Crawly-owned planets are suspiciously full of Unobtainium. And they haven't even found the mass destruction spores yet.

You, officer, of the UEF Armed Forces PR Department, must hide all of the above. We trust the ability of expert marketers such as you and your colleagues to keep morale high, motivate our boys to see the true savage nature of the xenos, encourage young earthlings to enlist in the Espatier Corps to live out their wildest dreams, avoid news leaks about sensitive information such as casualties, POW camp records and the intelligence reports about the Mass Destruction Spores. Do your job well: the Chancellor is nervous, and the elections are close
.


Bonus if said crawlies are simply mecha piloted by moe anthromorphic girls.
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Postby Rupudska » Thu Feb 11, 2016 7:06 pm

Wolfenium wrote:
Agritum wrote:Just a small idea coming from sleep deprivation, and probably highly unfeasible for the forum medium, but you're the kind of nerds who'd enjoy it. Not going to make it in the close future.


Bias: Spin Doctoring In The 23rd Century

The United Earth Federation's war to retake the colonies stolen by the ravaging, mindless alien hordes of the "Crawlies" proceeds steadfast, and another recruitment drive is vital to the final push which will ensure the safety of humanity in the universe and the establishment of a new galactic order of peace, prosperity and republican values.

The above is a massive load of bullshit. The war has been almost a decade long and highly inconclusive due to high attrition rates, subpar leadership and the continuous realization on the part of the human troops that the Crawlies aren't simply a mindless swarm of alien locusts, and that Crawly-owned planets are suspiciously full of Unobtainium. And they haven't even found the mass destruction spores yet.

You, officer, of the UEF Armed Forces PR Department, must hide all of the above. We trust the ability of expert marketers such as you and your colleagues to keep morale high, motivate our boys to see the true savage nature of the xenos, encourage young earthlings to enlist in the Espatier Corps to live out their wildest dreams, avoid news leaks about sensitive information such as casualties, POW camp records and the intelligence reports about the Mass Destruction Spores. Do your job well: the Chancellor is nervous, and the elections are close
.


Bonus if said crawlies are simply mecha piloted by moe anthromorphic monster girls.


Fixed it for you.
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which show a bit more than just their panties

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Rupudska wrote:So do you fight with AK-47s or something even more primitive? Since I doubt any economy could reasonably sustain itself that way.
Presumably they use advanced technology like STRIKE WITCHES

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Postby Wolfenium » Thu Feb 11, 2016 7:08 pm

Rupudska wrote:
Wolfenium wrote:
Bonus if said crawlies are simply mecha piloted by moe anthromorphic monster girls.


Fixed it for you.


Whoops. :3
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Postby Lavan Tiri » Thu Feb 11, 2016 7:16 pm

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Postby Altito Asmoro » Thu Feb 11, 2016 9:03 pm

Agritum wrote:Just a small idea coming from sleep deprivation, and probably highly unfeasible for the forum medium, but you're the kind of nerds who'd enjoy it. Not going to make it in the close future.


Bias: Spin Doctoring In The 23rd Century

The United Earth Federation's war to retake the colonies stolen by the ravaging, mindless alien hordes of the "Crawlies" proceeds steadfast, and another recruitment drive is vital to the final push which will ensure the safety of humanity in the universe and the establishment of a new galactic order of peace, prosperity and republican values.

The above is a massive load of bullshit. The war has been almost a decade long and highly inconclusive due to high attrition rates, subpar leadership and the continuous realization on the part of the human troops that the Crawlies aren't simply a mindless swarm of alien locusts, and that Crawly-owned planets are suspiciously full of Unobtainium. And they haven't even found the mass destruction spores yet.

You, officer, of the UEF Armed Forces PR Department, must hide all of the above. We trust the ability of expert marketers such as you and your colleagues to keep morale high, motivate our boys to see the true savage nature of the xenos, encourage young earthlings to enlist in the Espatier Corps to live out their wildest dreams, avoid news leaks about sensitive information such as casualties, POW camp records and the intelligence reports about the Mass Destruction Spores. Do your job well: the Chancellor is nervous, and the elections are close
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Postby The Armed Republic of Dutch Coolness » Fri Feb 12, 2016 12:56 am


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Postby Minroz » Fri Feb 12, 2016 5:38 am

Agritum wrote:Just a small idea coming from sleep deprivation, and probably highly unfeasible for the forum medium, but you're the kind of nerds who'd enjoy it. Not going to make it in the close future.


Bias: Spin Doctoring In The 23rd Century

The United Earth Federation's war to retake the colonies stolen by the ravaging, mindless alien hordes of the "Crawlies" proceeds steadfast, and another recruitment drive is vital to the final push which will ensure the safety of humanity in the universe and the establishment of a new galactic order of peace, prosperity and republican values.

The above is a massive load of bullshit. The war has been almost a decade long and highly inconclusive due to high attrition rates, subpar leadership and the continuous realization on the part of the human troops that the Crawlies aren't simply a mindless swarm of alien locusts, and that Crawly-owned planets are suspiciously full of Unobtainium. And they haven't even found the mass destruction spores yet.

You, officer, of the UEF Armed Forces PR Department, must hide all of the above. We trust the ability of expert marketers such as you and your colleagues to keep morale high, motivate our boys to see the true savage nature of the xenos, encourage young earthlings to enlist in the Espatier Corps to live out their wildest dreams, avoid news leaks about sensitive information such as casualties, POW camp records and the intelligence reports about the Mass Destruction Spores. Do your job well: the Chancellor is nervous, and the elections are close
.

Sounds interesting. Tho' not sure if I'm capabilities to do PR stuff. It requires a lot of creative reassurances and all that.

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