[P2TM Chat] The Restaurant at the End of the Multiverse III

[The Armed Republic of Dutch Coolness]

I just saw a guy who looks like Assad the Syrian Dictator...what does this mean?

It means you're safe from the Russians, but not from ISIS and NATO.

[Greenskins]

Tagz.

[Zeinbrad]

I just saw a guy who looks like Assad the Syrian Dictator...what does this mean?

It means your mother is secretly a Muslim.

Actually he was muttering something about "Lavan" mom being a cheating whore.

[Ayreonia]

Little bunny Foo foo Hopping through the forest
Scooping up the field mice and bopping them on the head

BOOM!

WHAT WAS THAT?

AT4's!

CLAYMORES!

HAND GRENADES!

HOWITZERS!

BUNNY BITS!

EVERYWHERE!

Gotta love ordnance cadence calls.

My company had the dubious honor of getting cadence banned across the whole base after we composed a rousing chant about the tender relationship between artillerymen and our CO's dogs. Totally worth it, though.

[The Empire of Pretantia]

Little bunny Foo foo Hopping through the forest
Scooping up the field mice and bopping them on the head

BOOM!

WHAT WAS THAT?

AT4's!

CLAYMORES!

HAND GRENADES!

HOWITZERS!

BUNNY BITS!

EVERYWHERE!

Gotta love ordnance cadence calls.

My company had the dubious honor of getting cadence banned across the whole base after we composed a rousing chant about the tender relationship between artillerymen and our CO's dogs. Totally worth it, though.

Fukken Finnish.

[Ayreonia]

My company had the dubious honor of getting cadence banned across the whole base after we composed a rousing chant about the tender relationship between artillerymen and our CO's dogs. Totally worth it, though.

Fukken Finnish.

In our defense, it was a pretty good song.

[The Tiger Kingdom]

Fukken Finnish.

In our defense, it was a pretty good song.

Artilleryists - the legendarily filthiest branch of the Army.
(I remember reading an autobiography of a South Vietnamese general who recalled the artillerymen at his French officer's school as being so incredibly lewd that he simply couldn't hang with them when they started drinking - the songs were dirty enough to make him faint)

[Ayreonia]

In our defense, it was a pretty good song.

Artilleryists - the legendarily filthiest branch of the Army.
(I remember reading an autobiography of a South Vietnamese general who recalled the artillerymen at his French officer's school as being so incredibly lewd that he simply couldn't hang with them when they started drinking - the songs were dirty enough to make him faint)

Could be a coping mechanism for being the deadliest branch of a land force.

I dunno if it's a strictly Finnish thing, but it was traditional for us to hate artillerymen - the ones on our side, at that. I was a jaeger, though, and it was customary for us to have negative feelings towards everyone who wasn't us (ranging from a love-hate relationship with engineers to utter ridicule towards sailors), but artillerymen were utterly despised. I have no idea why, but even voicing the idea that they're human beings excluded you from being one of the "guys."

[Wolfenium]

Little bunny Foo foo Hopping through the forest
Scooping up the field mice and bopping them on the head

BOOM!

WHAT WAS THAT?

AT4's!

CLAYMORES!

HAND GRENADES!

HOWITZERS!

BUNNY BITS!

EVERYWHERE!

Gotta love ordnance cadence calls.

My company had the dubious honor of getting cadence banned across the whole base after we composed a rousing chant about the tender relationship between artillerymen and our CO's dogs. Totally worth it, though.

Woah. Mine simply forced us to hump the floor (i.e. pushups) when we scripted a pretty disparaging song about our draft. And then the military went full PTA and banned one of their old army cadences about raping a two-timer and killing her boyfriend. :V

[Alleniana]

Artilleryists - the legendarily filthiest branch of the Army.
(I remember reading an autobiography of a South Vietnamese general who recalled the artillerymen at his French officer's school as being so incredibly lewd that he simply couldn't hang with them when they started drinking - the songs were dirty enough to make him faint)

Could be a coping mechanism for being the deadliest branch of a land force.

I dunno if it's a strictly Finnish thing, but it was traditional for us to hate artillerymen - the ones on our side, at that. I was a jaeger, though, and it was customary for us to have negative feelings towards everyone who wasn't us (ranging from a love-hate relationship with engineers to utter ridicule towards sailors), but artillerymen were utterly despised. I have no idea why, but even voicing the idea that they're human beings excluded you from being one of the "guys."

Huh, is it? Why so? I can't imagine it's due to the cannons misfiring as it used to be...

[Ayreonia]

Could be a coping mechanism for being the deadliest branch of a land force.

I dunno if it's a strictly Finnish thing, but it was traditional for us to hate artillerymen - the ones on our side, at that. I was a jaeger, though, and it was customary for us to have negative feelings towards everyone who wasn't us (ranging from a love-hate relationship with engineers to utter ridicule towards sailors), but artillerymen were utterly despised. I have no idea why, but even voicing the idea that they're human beings excluded you from being one of the "guys."

Huh, is it? Why so? I can't imagine it's due to the cannons misfiring as it used to be...

Probably due to them having an "easy" job while still being the most destructive force on land. As we saw it, they didn't have to go through the grueling infantry training we did, and if it came to it, they'd be sitting safely behind the lines firing their penis compensators, completely safe... except for the counterbattery fire and air strikes. As I said, the animosity wasn't really founded on fact.

There was also the idea that they were being showered with promotions, which actually made sense, since arty units have more NCOs and officers than jaeger or infantry ones. Nevertheless, we joked that an artilleryman made lance corporal when he learned to shit in the toilet bowl instead of the sink, and corporal when he understood flushing.

Oh, and let's not forget sexism. There are no female jaegers, but plenty of artillerywomen, and in a hypermasculine, testosterone-soaked society, that made them worse. No way was there envy of them having and us not having girls involved, no sir.

[Altito Asmoro]

I just saw a guy who looks like Assad the Syrian Dictator...what does this mean?

It means your mother is secretly a Muslim.

It's not a bad thing, okay?

Muslim and Islam are not a bad thing, unless you're just too discriminating.

[Zeinbrad]

It means your mother is secretly a Muslim.

It's not a bad thing, okay?

Muslim and Islam are not a bad thing, unless you're just too discriminating.

It's a joke.

[Alleniana]

Huh, is it? Why so? I can't imagine it's due to the cannons misfiring as it used to be...

Probably due to them having an "easy" job while still being the most destructive force on land. As we saw it, they didn't have to go through the grueling infantry training we did, and if it came to it, they'd be sitting safely behind the lines firing their penis compensators, completely safe... except for the counterbattery fire and air strikes. As I said, the animosity wasn't really founded on fact.

There was also the idea that they were being showered with promotions, which actually made sense, since arty units have more NCOs and officers than jaeger or infantry ones. Nevertheless, we joked that an artilleryman made lance corporal when he learned to shit in the toilet bowl instead of the sink, and corporal when he understood flushing.

Oh, and let's not forget sexism. There are no female jaegers, but plenty of artillerywomen, and in a hypermasculine, testosterone-soaked society, that made them worse. No way was there envy of them having and us not having girls involved, no sir.

Oh, I should have specified I meant the deadliest branch... and now I don't know if that "deadliest branch" actually even referred to artillery as I thought it did now...

[Ayreonia]

Probably due to them having an "easy" job while still being the most destructive force on land. As we saw it, they didn't have to go through the grueling infantry training we did, and if it came to it, they'd be sitting safely behind the lines firing their penis compensators, completely safe... except for the counterbattery fire and air strikes. As I said, the animosity wasn't really founded on fact.

There was also the idea that they were being showered with promotions, which actually made sense, since arty units have more NCOs and officers than jaeger or infantry ones. Nevertheless, we joked that an artilleryman made lance corporal when he learned to shit in the toilet bowl instead of the sink, and corporal when he understood flushing.

Oh, and let's not forget sexism. There are no female jaegers, but plenty of artillerywomen, and in a hypermasculine, testosterone-soaked society, that made them worse. No way was there envy of them having and us not having girls involved, no sir.

Oh, I should have specified I meant the deadliest branch... and now I don't know if that "deadliest branch" actually even referred to artillery as I thought it did now...

It did, actually. Artillery kills the most people out of all ground forces.

[Nature-Spirits]

Oh, and let's not forget sexism. There are no female jaegers, but plenty of artillerywomen, and in a hypermasculine, testosterone-soaked society, that made them worse. No way was there envy of them having and us not having girls involved, no sir.

I will never understand straight people.

It means your mother is secretly a Muslim.

It's not a bad thing, okay?

Muslim and Islam are not a bad thing, unless you're just too discriminating.

Hey, it's okay. We're not NSG, remember?

[Alleniana]

Oh, I should have specified I meant the deadliest branch... and now I don't know if that "deadliest branch" actually even referred to artillery as I thought it did now...

It did, actually. Artillery kills the most people out of all ground forces.

Oh, another misinterpretation, I thought it meant the one with the most deaths. Thanks.

[Ayreonia]

It did, actually. Artillery kills the most people out of all ground forces.

Oh, another misinterpretation, I thought it meant the one with the most deaths. Thanks.

...

Y u have to be so difficult, Al?

[Ularn]

I find myself looking for a second RP to join; I just don't know what kind.

[Agritum]

Huh, is it? Why so? I can't imagine it's due to the cannons misfiring as it used to be...

Probably due to them having an "easy" job while still being the most destructive force on land. As we saw it, they didn't have to go through the grueling infantry training we did, and if it came to it, they'd be sitting safely behind the lines firing their penis compensators, completely safe... except for the counterbattery fire and air strikes. As I said, the animosity wasn't really founded on fact.

There was also the idea that they were being showered with promotions, which actually made sense, since arty units have more NCOs and officers than jaeger or infantry ones. Nevertheless, we joked that an artilleryman made lance corporal when he learned to shit in the toilet bowl instead of the sink, and corporal when he understood flushing.

Oh, and let's not forget sexism. There are no female jaegers, but plenty of artillerywomen, and in a hypermasculine, testosterone-soaked society, that made them worse. No way was there envy of them having and us not having girls involved, no sir.

Did your unit ever realize that those poor fellows had to study fucking maths while you got to shoot people up in the face?

[Ayreonia]

Probably due to them having an "easy" job while still being the most destructive force on land. As we saw it, they didn't have to go through the grueling infantry training we did, and if it came to it, they'd be sitting safely behind the lines firing their penis compensators, completely safe... except for the counterbattery fire and air strikes. As I said, the animosity wasn't really founded on fact.

There was also the idea that they were being showered with promotions, which actually made sense, since arty units have more NCOs and officers than jaeger or infantry ones. Nevertheless, we joked that an artilleryman made lance corporal when he learned to shit in the toilet bowl instead of the sink, and corporal when he understood flushing.

Oh, and let's not forget sexism. There are no female jaegers, but plenty of artillerywomen, and in a hypermasculine, testosterone-soaked society, that made them worse. No way was there envy of them having and us not having girls involved, no sir.

Did your unit ever realize that those poor fellows had to study fucking maths while you got to shoot people up in the face?

Of course. That made them nnneeeerds.

We weren't nerds for studying, though. I specialized as an IFV crewman, which meant a lot of study, including stupid useless crap like the inner workings of a diesel V12 engine - knowledge I not once put to use. That was badass, though, because we did it.

[The Empire of Pretantia]

Did your unit ever realize that those poor fellows had to study fucking maths while you got to shoot people up in the face?

Of course. That made them nnneeeerds.

We weren't nerds for studying, though. I specialized as an IFV crewman, which meant a lot of study, including stupid useless crap like the inner workings of a diesel V12 engine - knowledge I not once put to use. That was badass, though, because we did it.

I'm learning AC at the moment.

[Ayreonia]

Of course. That made them nnneeeerds.

We weren't nerds for studying, though. I specialized as an IFV crewman, which meant a lot of study, including stupid useless crap like the inner workings of a diesel V12 engine - knowledge I not once put to use. That was badass, though, because we did it.

I'm learning AC at the moment.

What are you?

[The Empire of Pretantia]

I'm learning AC at the moment.

What are you?

94A, land combat electronic missile system repairer.

[Alleniana]

Oh, another misinterpretation, I thought it meant the one with the most deaths. Thanks.

...

Y u have to be so difficult, Al?

is just me head

All you military people, explain why we haven't partitioned General yet?