Of Gods and Heretics:The Broken Barrier (OOC/Dead)

by **Jorliefstreiken** » Tue Dec 15, 2015 6:16 pm

The Flame Dawn wrote:
Jorliefstreiken wrote:

if you want to know what shall happen to those im my way, simply look at mortal comabt fatalities. i will destroy every thing i see until i get those eggs.

I feel like I'll need to stop you myself then

with a sword in each hand I will totally not pussy out and run away like a little girl!

The dragon god of fear and chaos shall burn your lands, which will then be covered by the ice of fear. your souls shall be reaped and your followers turned to ash. i shall break your katana across my knee and stab you with the broken blade. none shall stop me.

You better hope it isnt a one.

by **The Flame Dawn** » Tue Dec 15, 2015 6:17 pm

Jorliefstreiken wrote:
The Flame Dawn wrote:
I feel like I'll need to stop you myself then

with a sword in each hand I will totally not pussy out and run away like a little girl!

The dragon god of fear and chaos shall burn your lands, which will then be covered by the ice of fear. your souls shall be reaped and your followers turned to ash. i shall break your katana across my knee and stab you with the broken blade. none shall stop me.

You better hope it isnt a one.

What about going to Iraq?

Bush says they have dragon eggs... and WMDs :lol:

by **Jorliefstreiken** » Tue Dec 15, 2015 6:18 pm

The Flame Dawn wrote:
Jorliefstreiken wrote:
The dragon god of fear and chaos shall burn your lands, which will then be covered by the ice of fear. your souls shall be reaped and your followers turned to ash. i shall break your katana across my knee and stab you with the broken blade. none shall stop me.

You better hope it isnt a one.

What about going to Iraq?

Bush says they have dragon eggs... and WMDs

looks at iraq

no, they dont have dragon eggs. thats clearly in heaven. better starst bulding that ladder.

(Thumbs up if you get the refrence, as it is a terrible one)

by **The Flame Dawn** » Tue Dec 15, 2015 6:19 pm

Jorliefstreiken wrote:
The Flame Dawn wrote:
What about going to Iraq?

Bush says they have dragon eggs... and WMDs

looks at iraq

no, they dont have dragon eggs. thats clearly in heaven. better starst bulding that ladder.

(Thumbs up if you get the refrence, as it is a terrible one)

What about the USA, I heard Bush has dragon eggs

by **Jorliefstreiken** » Tue Dec 15, 2015 6:32 pm

The Flame Dawn wrote:
Jorliefstreiken wrote:
looks at iraq

no, they dont have dragon eggs. thats clearly in heaven. better starst bulding that ladder.

(Thumbs up if you get the refrence, as it is a terrible one)

What about the USA, I heard Bush has dragon eggs

no, they have trump. even gods cannot face the man in a shouting match and win.

by **The Flame Dawn** » Tue Dec 15, 2015 6:35 pm

Jorliefstreiken wrote:
The Flame Dawn wrote:
What about the USA, I heard Bush has dragon eggs

no, they have trump. even gods cannot face the man in a shouting match and win.

Well why not try to beat him in a destroy the world match? There's a slightly better chance you'll win :lol:

by **Finsternia** » Tue Dec 15, 2015 6:37 pm

Jorliefstreiken wrote:
The Flame Dawn wrote:
What about the USA, I heard Bush has dragon eggs

no, they have trump. even gods cannot face the man in a shouting match and win.

What about Germany, I heard they wanted meteors and chaos raining on them for killing a viable member of our pantheon

by **Jorliefstreiken** » Tue Dec 15, 2015 6:38 pm

The Flame Dawn wrote:
Jorliefstreiken wrote:
no, they have trump. even gods cannot face the man in a shouting match and win.

Well why not try to beat him in a destroy the world match? There's a slightly better chance you'll win

nien, for some reason the man has thousands of followers

by **The Flame Dawn** » Tue Dec 15, 2015 6:40 pm

Jorliefstreiken wrote:
The Flame Dawn wrote:
Well why not try to beat him in a destroy the world match? There's a slightly better chance you'll win

nien, for some reason the man has thousands of followers

ummm.... UNITE THE GODS TO DESTROY THE TRUE THREAT TO THE WORLD! DONALD TRUMP MUST BE DESTROYED

by **Jorliefstreiken** » Tue Dec 15, 2015 6:47 pm

God application (erase anything in parenthesis)
Name: Donald trump
Age: 129
Appearance:

Human appearance:

Domain: God of Greed and Greatness
Starting region: New York
Followers: 33 million
Holy Site:Trump Tower, NYC
Places of Worship: Iowa, Harvard Buisness and in getd communities everywhere
Description of your God: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donald_Trump
Morality: Chaotic Neutral
Rp example: Presidential Debates
1453 (keep for tracking purposes)

by **The Flame Dawn** » Tue Dec 15, 2015 6:49 pm

Why isn't he true neutral :lol:

by **Jorliefstreiken** » Tue Dec 15, 2015 6:52 pm

The Flame Dawn wrote:Why isn't he true neutral

because trump causes chaos. do you think he actually wants to be president. He did this as a PR stunt and it actually caught, so now he has to run with it.

by **The Flame Dawn** » Tue Dec 15, 2015 6:53 pm

Jorliefstreiken wrote:
The Flame Dawn wrote:Why isn't he true neutral

because trump causes chaos. do you think he actually wants to be president. He did this as a PR stunt and it actually caught, so now he has to run with it.

So he should be lawful good then.

BECAUSE CAPITALISM IS THE RIGHT WAY says America...

by **Elysian Kentarchy** » Tue Dec 15, 2015 6:59 pm

Jorliefstreiken wrote:God application (erase anything in parenthesis)
Name: Donald trump
Age: 129
Appearance: (Image)
Human appearance: (Image)
Domain: God of Greed and Greatness
Starting region: New York
Followers: 33 million
Holy Site:Trump Tower, NYC
Places of Worship: Iowa, Harvard Buisness and in getd communities everywhere
Description of your God: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donald_Trump
Morality: Chaotic Neutral
Rp example: Presidential Debates
1453 (keep for tracking purposes)

Accepted.

by **Jorliefstreiken** » Tue Dec 15, 2015 7:03 pm

Elysian Kentarchy wrote:
Jorliefstreiken wrote:God application (erase anything in parenthesis)
Name: Donald trump
Age: 129
Appearance: (Image)
Human appearance: (Image)
Domain: God of Greed and Greatness
Starting region: New York
Followers: 33 million
Holy Site:Trump Tower, NYC
Places of Worship: Iowa, Harvard Buisness and in getd communities everywhere
Description of your God: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donald_Trump
Morality: Chaotic Neutral
Rp example: Presidential Debates
1453 (keep for tracking purposes)

Accepted.

wait seriously. *runs to ic before elys can stop him*

by **Elysian Kentarchy** » Tue Dec 15, 2015 7:03 pm

Jorliefstreiken wrote:
Elysian Kentarchy wrote:
Accepted.

wait seriously. *runs to ic before elys can stop him*

We must do battle with him. HE is a foe that can unite all the Gods under one banner.

by **The Flame Dawn** » Tue Dec 15, 2015 7:04 pm

Elysian Kentarchy wrote:
Jorliefstreiken wrote:
wait seriously. *runs to ic before elys can stop him*

We must do battle with him. HE is a foe that can unite all the Gods under one banner.

Follower roll?

by **Elysian Kentarchy** » Tue Dec 15, 2015 7:05 pm

The Flame Dawn wrote:
Elysian Kentarchy wrote:
We must do battle with him. HE is a foe that can unite all the Gods under one banner.

Follower roll?

Working on it.

by **Jorliefstreiken** » Tue Dec 15, 2015 7:06 pm

Elysian Kentarchy wrote:
Jorliefstreiken wrote:
wait seriously. *runs to ic before elys can stop him*

We must do battle with him. HE is a foe that can unite all the Gods under one banner.

Ok im rping as Donald Trump now.

by **Elysian Kentarchy** » Tue Dec 15, 2015 7:06 pm

The Flame Dawn wrote:Can I get a follower roll now

...Flame... The dice just loves you don't they?

10: Whatever event you were going to do gain 1520 followers...

by **Elysian Kentarchy** » Tue Dec 15, 2015 7:07 pm

Jorliefstreiken wrote:
Elysian Kentarchy wrote:
We must do battle with him. HE is a foe that can unite all the Gods under one banner.

Ok im rping as Donald Trump now.

...I was actually kidding though that would be amusing. A God Trump versus an army of angry Gods.

by **The Flame Dawn** » Tue Dec 15, 2015 7:07 pm

Elysian Kentarchy wrote:
The Flame Dawn wrote:Can I get a follower roll now

...Flame... The dice just loves you don't they?

10: Whatever event you were going to do gain 1520 followers...

And I love the dice back XD

Maybe I should get a guaranteed 1. Feel free to throw it in anything from here on out :lol:

by **Elysian Kentarchy** » Tue Dec 15, 2015 7:07 pm

Jorliefstreiken wrote:Me as well, i need my rolls for

Hatching Process

Follower gain from a public event celebratinng the old norse way of life and the golrious viking age

Coverting the norweigan prime minister (5th times the charm)

6-10-4

6: Eggs hatched.
10: A rousing success. The people were awed with the event and more importantly you have gained many converts. Gain 371 followers.
4: He is such a tough old cookie.

by **Jorliefstreiken** » Tue Dec 15, 2015 7:08 pm

Elysian Kentarchy wrote:
Jorliefstreiken wrote:Me as well, i need my rolls for

Hatching Process

Follower gain from a public event celebratinng the old norse way of life and the golrious viking age

Coverting the norweigan prime minister (5th times the charm)

6-10-4

6: Eggs hatched.
10: A rousing success. The people were awed with the event and more importantly you have gained many converts. Gain 371 followers.
4: He is such a tough old cookie.

im just going to run for prime minister now. also dont i get a bonus from the 10?

by **The Flame Dawn** » Tue Dec 15, 2015 7:09 pm

Jorliefstreiken wrote:
Elysian Kentarchy wrote:
6-10-4

6: Eggs hatched.
10: A rousing success. The people were awed with the event and more importantly you have gained many converts. Gain 371 followers.
4: He is such a tough old cookie.

im just going to run for prime minister now. also dont i get a bonus from the 10?

I believe it doesn't apply to follower rolls.

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