Europe: The Dark Continent (OOC and signups)

[Alsheb]

Just a heads up to Ukrainistan and the Ottoman Empire: the Mamluk Sultanate has sent envoys to you two from the Circassian colony, in order to talk about trade and diplomacy.

[Akksum]

So I guess no Christian (Orthodox/roman catholic) nation wants to royal marry into the German royal family. The son is very much roman catholic but okie dokie.

[Sanabel]

So I guess no Christian (Orthodox/roman catholic) nation wants to royal marry into the German royal family. The son is very much roman catholic but okie dokie.

I've no heir yet...

But I'm sure the Yarima's Breton wife has a Christian sister we could make available.

[Akksum]

So I guess no Christian (Orthodox/roman catholic) nation wants to royal marry into the German royal family. The son is very much roman catholic but okie dokie.

I've no heir yet...

But I'm sure the Yarima's Breton wife has a Christian sister we could make available.

You can request a royal marriage. We just needs a bride that can bare children really.

[Sanabel]

Someone from or something of Madagascar is Malagasy not Madagascarian.

>alt history bitch.

This has nothing to do with alt history you bum, it has to do with linguistics and the fact that "Madagascarians" have been called Malagasy since long before the POD.

[The Peoples East Africa]

I've no heir yet...

But I'm sure the Yarima's Breton wife has a Christian sister we could make available.

You can request a royal marriage. We just needs a bride that can bare children really.

Forgot about this thing. Poland is very open to this idea, I could send a letter suggesting royal marriage in my next post.

[Sanabel]

I've no heir yet...

But I'm sure the Yarima's Breton wife has a Christian sister we could make available.

You can request a royal marriage. We just needs a bride that can bare children really.

Yes but do you really want family ties to a black Africa royal family?

Well I suppose the family is more caramel...

You can request a royal marriage. We just needs a bride that can bare children really.

Forgot about this thing. Poland is very open to this idea, I could send a letter suggesting royal marriage in my next post.

Sure since we recognize ur pope.

[Akksum]

You can request a royal marriage. We just needs a bride that can bare children really.

Yes but do you really want family ties to a black Africa royal family?

Well I suppose the family is more caramel...

Forgot about this thing. Poland is very open to this idea, I could send a letter suggesting royal marriage in my next post.

Sure since we recognize ur pope.

Well African slaves aren't a thing in Germany yet. We'll buy any slave, we'd actually perfer North-african slaves to west-african due to the fact they resemble the Spanish and the spanish are pretty disliked. XD

[The Peoples East Africa]

You can request a royal marriage. We just needs a bride that can bare children really.

Yes but do you really want family ties to a black Africa royal family?

Well I suppose the family is more caramel...

Forgot about this thing. Poland is very open to this idea, I could send a letter suggesting royal marriage in my next post.

Sure since we recognize ur pope.

I mean Germany, unless your royal family have something to offer.

[Sanabel]

Yes but do you really want family ties to a black Africa royal family?

Well I suppose the family is more caramel...

Sure since we recognize ur pope.

I mean Germany, unless your royal family have something to offer.

Fuck you brian. I bear my heart out to you, and you blow out the fire of my love with the swift winds of shame.

Yes but do you really want family ties to a black Africa royal family?

Well I suppose the family is more caramel...

Sure since we recognize ur pope.

Well African slaves aren't a thing in Germany yet. We'll buy any slave, we'd actually perfer North-african slaves to west-african due to the fact they resemble the Spanish and the spanish are pretty disliked. XD

Or we could just catch ye some Spanish

[The Peoples East Africa]

I mean Germany, unless your royal family have something to offer.

Fuck you brian. I bear my heart out to you, and you blow out the fire of my love with the swift winds of shame.

I'm sorry baby I didn't mean to hurt you. We can do great things together

[Sanabel]

Fuck you brian. I bear my heart out to you, and you blow out the fire of my love with the swift winds of shame.

I'm sorry baby I didn't mean to hurt you. We can do great things together

It's too late.

Brian, the light of my life, the fire of my loins. My sin, my soul.

We're done baby.

[The Peoples East Africa]

Fuck you brian. I bear my heart out to you, and you blow out the fire of my love with the swift winds of shame.
I'm sorry baby I didn't mean to hurt you. We can do great things together

It's too late.

Brian, the light of my life, the fire of my loins. My sin, my soul.

We're done baby.

No baby

I see Lolita has really got in your brain, but I already quoted it in an RP so you're late to the party boi

Fine I don't yu beitch, yeah, I'll just get another friend. *cries in corner*

[Akksum]

It's too late.

Brian, the light of my life, the fire of my loins. My sin, my soul.

We're done baby.

No baby

I see Lolita has really got in your brain, but I already quoted it in an RP so you're late to the party boi

Fine I don't yu beitch, yeah, I'll just get another friend. *cries in corner*

*Germany pats on head.* It okay, here some chocolate we stole from Switzerland. *Hands swiss chocolate.*

[Sanabel]

It's too late.

Brian, the light of my life, the fire of my loins. My sin, my soul.

We're done baby.

No baby

I see Lolita has really got in your brain, but I already quoted it in an RP so you're late to the party boi

Fine I don't yu beitch, yeah, I'll just get another friend. *cries in corner*

Shit man, you quoted Lolita already? Didn't know you were literate. It's been on my mind all day. Too bad I have to do homework shit.

I'll get another friend too...
*calls Georgie*

[The Peoples East Africa]

No baby

I see Lolita has really got in your brain, but I already quoted it in an RP so you're late to the party boi

Fine I don't yu beitch, yeah, I'll just get another friend. *cries in corner*

*Germany pats on head.* It okay, here some chocolate we stole from Switzerland. *Hands swiss chocolate.*

Thank you Germany. Aww, this chocolate is delicious. Can into marriage?

[Akksum]

*Germany pats on head.* It okay, here some chocolate we stole from Switzerland. *Hands swiss chocolate.*

Thank you Germany. Aww, this chocolate is delicious. Can into marriage?

I can send the 13 year old prince. (The emperors brother) You just gotta wait 2 years.

[The Peoples East Africa]

No baby

I see Lolita has really got in your brain, but I already quoted it in an RP so you're late to the party boi

Fine I don't yu beitch, yeah, I'll just get another friend. *cries in corner*

Shit man, you quoted Lolita already? Didn't know you were literate. It's been on my mind all day. Too bad I have to do homework shit.

I'll get another friend too...
*calls Georgie*

Yep, back in Ogreland when Zog is talking to Shreq in the north pole. Indeed I am. Boohoo for you.

Well, I won't reach that low.

[The Peoples East Africa]

Thank you Germany. Aww, this chocolate is delicious. Can into marriage?

I can send the 13 year old prince. (The emperors brother) You just gotta wait 2 years.

Oh I see how it is, old Poland not good enough for the Emperor... I accept.

[Akksum]

I can send the 13 year old prince. (The emperors brother) You just gotta wait 2 years.

Oh I see how it is, old Poland not good enough for the Emperor... I accept.

Well hes the legitimate heir of the empire at the moment. He's very much like his brother, both very strategic. (The 13 year old in CK2 would be Strong, Quick, and many other good traits. The older brother is Slothful, the younger is not.)

[Sanabel]

Shit man, you quoted Lolita already? Didn't know you were literate. It's been on my mind all day. Too bad I have to do homework shit.

I'll get another friend too...
*calls Georgie*

Yep, back in Ogreland when Zog is talking to Shreq in the north pole. Indeed I am. Boohoo for you.

Well, I won't reach that low.

I never noticed brian and now I'm sad. But that's how I really feel about you babe. Brian I dont need the sass, you hooligan.

Then good luck finding a friend Brian

[The Peoples East Africa]

Oh I see how it is, old Poland not good enough for the Emperor... I accept.

Well hes the legitimate heir of the empire at the moment. He's very much like his brother, both very strategic. (The 13 year old in CK2 would be Strong, Quick, and many other good traits. The older brother is Slothful, the younger is not.)

Ah very good then. In my next post I'll be after moving something like 900 soldiers south to annex that province which is 101% Polish, so I'll send a letter asking then.

[The Peoples East Africa]

Yep, back in Ogreland when Zog is talking to Shreq in the north pole. Indeed I am. Boohoo for you.

Well, I won't reach that low.

I never noticed brian and now I'm sad. But that's how I really feel about you babe. Brian I dont need the sass, you hooligan.

Then good luck finding a friend Brian

You can always go and find it. Eh, thank you. You started it you blackguard.

I'm sure my ex-wife Danish will be open.

[Sanabel]

I never noticed brian and now I'm sad. But that's how I really feel about you babe. Brian I dont need the sass, you hooligan.

Then good luck finding a friend Brian

You can always go and find it. Eh, thank you. You started it you blackguard.

I'm sure my ex-wife Danish will be open.

I can but I wont. Dont point fingers now, Mister Finger-pointer.

You and Mrs. Lee always fought. I have plenty of friends. I could reignite the fires of friendship with CC, or maybe my personal banterbot/launderer Soviet will be my new bestie. I dont need you.

[Akksum]

Well hes the legitimate heir of the empire at the moment. He's very much like his brother, both very strategic. (The 13 year old in CK2 would be Strong, Quick, and many other good traits. The older brother is Slothful, the younger is not.)

Ah very good then. In my next post I'll be after moving something like 900 soldiers south to annex that province which is 101% Polish, so I'll send a letter asking then.

Chelmo is the province in teh teutonic order that was polish. The new emperor will be establishing a third army, and marching it through Teutonic lands (hes very religious, and believes reclaiming the lands of the fallen knights for his own kingdom will make him "good" in gods eyes.)