The Historical RP Group HQ 3

[Senkaku]

Comrade Tito is my name! How dare you call me without comrade.

User Reatra has been detained by Internal Security Directorate for not calling me without comrade title.

And I am Impirren RyRy.

You called me Reatra.

You're being detained in the Impirrenial Detention Facility in Alcatraz.

User Reatra has been removed from Special Detention Facility Epsilon, pending transfer to the Directorate of Health's Mental Hospital Number 07.

REDACTED FOR CRIMINAL IMPERSONATION AND TREASON

User Altito Asmoro has been sent to the Ministry of Industry to join a penal labor battalion for a life sentence in light of this criminal impersonation of the Internal Security Directorate and advocacy for Communism with use of the title "comrade".

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And if you're wondering why I'm doing this, it's because I have a ten-hour-per-day lifeguarding course and am now tired and doing random shit.

[Finland SSR]

And if you're wondering why I'm doing this, it's because I have a ten-hour-per-day lifeguarding course and am now tired and doing random shit.

Write an essay on tiredness and how it affects the human body.

[Narintia]

REDACTED FOR CRIMINAL IMPERSONATION AND FOR BEING A IMPERIALIST

Comrade Altio is released from custody

Senkaku is sent to... the gulag!

*shock sounds*

[Finland SSR]

As a person whose great grandfather was sent to a real, no joke, no /r/FULLCOMMUNISM Gulag camp and died there after 8 years of suffering and slave labor, I don't know if I should be offended that you take it as a joke, which it was certainly not.

[The Kingdom of Glitter]

This is all part of the Kyluminati's plan to absorb and annex the HQ Group. With all this internal fighting and internment you make their job easy. Wake up people

#realtinfoilhatist

[Narintia]

As a person whose great grandfather was sent to a real, no joke, no /r/FULLCOMMUNISM Gulag camp and died there after 8 years of suffering and slave labor, I don't know if I should be offended that you take it as a joke, which it was certainly not.

Sorry for your loss man.

[Finland SSR]

As a person whose great grandfather was sent to a real, no joke, no /r/FULLCOMMUNISM Gulag camp and died there after 8 years of suffering and slave labor, I don't know if I should be offended that you take it as a joke, which it was certainly not.

Sorry for your loss man.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9Uy6OLd5so

[Narintia]

lel

[Caltarania]

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[The Jonathanian States]

This is all part of the Kyluminati's plan to absorb and annex the HQ Group. With all this internal fighting and internment you make their job easy. Wake up people

#realtinfoilhatist

That implies that the Kyluminati need the HQ to be weakened in order to annex it.
#Kyluminarti
#AnnexationInProgress

[Elepis]

This is all part of the Kyluminati's plan to absorb and annex the HQ Group. With all this internal fighting and internment you make their job easy. Wake up people

#realtinfoilhatist

That implies that the Kyluminati need the HQ to be weakened in order to annex it.
#Kyluminarti
#AnnexationInProgress

where's the Red Army when you need them?

[Finland SSR]

That implies that the Kyluminati need the HQ to be weakened in order to annex it.
#Kyluminarti
#AnnexationInProgress

where's the Red Army when you need them?

Starving

[Liecthenbourg]

This is all part of the Kyluminati's plan to absorb and annex the HQ Group. With all this internal fighting and internment you make their job easy. Wake up people

#realtinfoilhatist

TFH is everywhere.

[Reatra]

We will stand strong and then annex THEM!

[The Kingdom of Glitter]

We will stand strong and then annex THEM!

Resistance is futile; the Grand Kyluminati himself has already infiltrated the HQ too deeply.

[Elepis]

We will stand strong and then annex THEM!

Resistance is futile; the Grand Kyluminati himself has already infiltrated the HQ too deeply.

who is it! who is the leader of this Junta?

[The Jonathanian States]

Resistance is futile; the Grand Kyluminati himself has already infiltrated the HQ too deeply.

who is it! who is the leader of this Junta?

We all are! We are many! Cut one down and 1.1 grow on!

We will stand strong and then annex THEM!

Resistance is futile; the Grand Kyluminati himself has already infiltrated the HQ too deeply.

Resistance is futile; acceptable roleplayers will be assimilated.

[The Holy Dominion of Inesea]

We will stand strong and then annex THEM!

Resistance is futile; the Grand Kyluminati himself has already infiltrated the HQ too deeply.

Wouldn't it be more apt to say that Kylaris was born from the HQ itself? That we are the creation of the wants of HQ manipulating HQ into becoming what was desired?

[The Jonathanian States]

Resistance is futile; the Grand Kyluminati himself has already infiltrated the HQ too deeply.

Wouldn't it be more apt to say that Kylaris was born from the HQ itself? That we are the creation of the wants of HQ manipulating HQ into becoming what was desired?

No no no, even though it may seem so, we are not the truest manifestation of the HQ, the apotheosis of its members.
No, we are a group which obviously does not exist and is working to control the HQ from the shadows. But soon we shall stop hiding in the shadows and take what is ours by right of being an organized force of puppeteers.

[Finland SSR]

the fuck is kylaris

[Lunas Legion]

the fuck is kylaris

Exactly. You don't even know who we are. Our primary objective remains fulfilled.

[Reatra]

the fuck is kylaris

Retarded RP region.

[The Kingdom of Glitter]

the fuck is kylaris

Retarded RP region.

I see Reddit has expanded your vocabulary quite extensively.

[Reatra]

Retarded RP region.

I see Reddit has expanded your vocabulary quite extensively.

I grew up with the word, nothing to do with Reddit.

Also, alliteration trumps all.

[Liecthenbourg]

I see Reddit has expanded your vocabulary quite extensively.

I grew up with the word, nothing to do with Reddit.

Also, alliteration trumps all.

Trump trumps all.