The Historical RP Group HQ 3

by **Reatra** » Sun Dec 27, 2015 5:25 pm

Senkaku wrote:
Reatra wrote:REDACTED FOR DISSEMINATION OF TREASONOUS MATERIAL

User Reatra is currently being processed by the Internal Security Directorate for suspected connections to the Communist Party, as well as causing trouble with unsightly fonts.

Did you just call me fucking communist?

Well you're mistaken.

I'm communalist. Palace Economy FTW

by **Altito Asmoro** » Sun Dec 27, 2015 5:30 pm

Senkaku wrote:
Reatra wrote:REDACTED FOR DISSEMINATION OF TREASONOUS MATERIAL

User Reatra is currently being processed by the Internal Security Directorate for suspected connections to the Communist Party, as well as causing trouble with unsightly fonts.

Surprisingly I am not being processed.

by **Senkaku** » Sun Dec 27, 2015 5:40 pm

Altito Asmoro wrote:
Senkaku wrote:User Reatra is currently being processed by the Internal Security Directorate for suspected connections to the Communist Party, as well as causing trouble with unsightly fonts.

Surprisingly I am not being processed.

User Altito Asmoro has now been detained, pending a trial, for promoting discord and causing trouble.

Reatra wrote:
Senkaku wrote:User Reatra is currently being processed by the Internal Security Directorate for suspected connections to the Communist Party, as well as causing trouble with unsightly fonts.

Did you just call me fucking communist?

Well you're mistaken.

I'm communalist. Palace Economy FTW

In light of this confession, the Internal Security Directorate has detained User Reatra at Special Re-education Camp No. 4 for a period of fifty years.

by **Finland SSR** » Sun Dec 27, 2015 7:25 pm

Reatra wrote:
Finland SSR wrote:You have found the Historical Resistance.

It is composed of me, me and Fin. That is me.

We fight to return to the good old ways. When history was history, and AH was for nerds.

But you do realize that Lithuania can only thrive in AH? Truly historical RPs would have Lithuania smooshed by everyone every time.

Who do you think saved you all from the Mongols? Russians? Nah, we saved your pussy Western European ass at Blue Waters.

Senkaku wrote:
Finland SSR wrote:REDACTED FOR TREASON AGAINST THE STATE

User Finland SSR is currently being processed by the Internal Security Directorate for suspected disloyalty to the cause.

COMMIT OPERATION GETTING THE HELL OUT OF HERE

GANDHI SENSES 1984

ABORT ABORT ANAL 0%

Reatra wrote:
Altito Asmoro wrote:
This group is getting more and more Soviet-like.

IS THAT A PROBLEM, COMRADE?

da

by **Reatra** » Sun Dec 27, 2015 7:45 pm

Finland SSR wrote:
Reatra wrote:
But you do realize that Lithuania can only thrive in AH? Truly historical RPs would have Lithuania smooshed by everyone every time.

Who do you think saved you all from the Mongols? Russians? Nah, we saved your pussy Western European ass at Blue Waters.

Senkaku wrote:User Finland SSR is currently being processed by the Internal Security Directorate for suspected disloyalty to the cause.

COMMIT OPERATION GETTING THE HELL OUT OF HERE

GANDHI SENSES 1984

ABORT ABORT ANAL 0%

Reatra wrote:
IS THAT A PROBLEM, COMRADE?

da

You saved Germany and France. Not Italy and Spain and Ireland, who I care about

by **Finland SSR** » Sun Dec 27, 2015 7:50 pm

Reatra wrote:
Finland SSR wrote:Who do you think saved you all from the Mongols? Russians? Nah, we saved your pussy Western European ass at Blue Waters.

COMMIT OPERATION GETTING THE HELL OUT OF HERE

GANDHI SENSES 1984

ABORT ABORT ANAL 0%

da

You saved Germany and France. Not Italy and Spain and Ireland, who I care about

"Vytautas" saracėnų ir barbarų okupacijos suvirškinti nepalengvins

by **Senkaku** » Sun Dec 27, 2015 7:52 pm

Finland SSR wrote:
Reatra wrote:
You saved Germany and France. Not Italy and Spain and Ireland, who I care about

"Vytautas" saracėnų ir barbarų okupacijos suvirškinti nepalengvins

Translation: barbarbarbarbarbarbarbarbarbarbarbarbarbarbarbarbarbarbar

by **Finland SSR** » Sun Dec 27, 2015 7:55 pm

Senkaku wrote:
Finland SSR wrote:"Vytautas" saracėnų ir barbarų okupacijos suvirškinti nepalengvins

Translation: barbarbarbarbarbarbarbarbarbarbarbarbarbarbarbarbarbarbar

"Hail Hits Window" by Beethoven

by **Elepis** » Mon Dec 28, 2015 2:52 am

what has happened here comrades?

by **Finland SSR** » Mon Dec 28, 2015 3:10 am

Elepis wrote:what has happened here comrades?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=VaTwlYnqQ5I

by **The Jonathanian States** » Mon Dec 28, 2015 3:52 am

The Kingdom of Glitter wrote:Liec and I will forever withstand the Soviet hammer.

#longlivethepartidopopularmonárquico

ModernMonarchistParty FTW!
#SpeakEnglishHombres

Reatra wrote:
Finland SSR wrote:Who do you think saved you all from the Mongols? Russians? Nah, we saved your pussy Western European ass at Blue Waters.

COMMIT OPERATION GETTING THE HELL OUT OF HERE

GANDHI SENSES 1984

ABORT ABORT ANAL 0%

da

You saved Germany and France. Not Italy and Spain and Ireland, who I care about

You say that, but assuming they saved Germany and France the implication is that they would have not managed on their own, in which case divided Italy as well as Iberia would have just been dessert and easy prey for the Mongols, respectively.
As for Ireland.... there can't be two kamikazes at the same time, now can there?

by **Altito Asmoro** » Mon Dec 28, 2015 5:17 am

Elepis wrote:what has happened here comrades?

Comrade Elepis, get out before arrested!

by **Elepis** » Mon Dec 28, 2015 6:07 am

Altito Asmoro wrote:
Elepis wrote:what has happened here comrades?

Comrade Elepis, get out before arrested!

Swim away!

by **Reatra** » Mon Dec 28, 2015 8:57 am

The Jonathanian States wrote:
The Kingdom of Glitter wrote:Liec and I will forever withstand the Soviet hammer.

#longlivethepartidopopularmonárquico

ModernMonarchistParty FTW!
#SpeakEnglishHombres

Reatra wrote:
You saved Germany and France. Not Italy and Spain and Ireland, who I care about

You say that, but assuming they saved Germany and France the implication is that they would have not managed on their own, in which case divided Italy as well as Iberia would have just been dessert and easy prey for the Mongols, respectively.
As for Ireland.... there can't be two kamikazes at the same time, now can there?

1. Alps
2. Pyrenees
3. Ocean
4. Luck o' the Irish
5. Everyone who has ever conquered Ireland has been assimilated into the Irish culture
6. Mongols weren't invincible, I doubt they would have been victorious in Japan if they had landed
7. Fuck you horde barbarian sympathizer

by **The Holy Dominion of Inesea** » Mon Dec 28, 2015 9:09 am

Wasn't it, you know Ogedai's death that really saved Europe?

by **Elepis** » Mon Dec 28, 2015 9:28 am

Reatra wrote:
The Jonathanian States wrote:ModernMonarchistParty FTW!
#SpeakEnglishHombres

You say that, but assuming they saved Germany and France the implication is that they would have not managed on their own, in which case divided Italy as well as Iberia would have just been dessert and easy prey for the Mongols, respectively.
As for Ireland.... there can't be two kamikazes at the same time, now can there?

1. Alps
2. Pyrenees
3. Ocean
4. Luck o' the Irish
5. Everyone who has ever conquered Ireland has been assimilated into the Irish culture
6. Mongols weren't invincible, I doubt they would have been victorious in Japan if they had landed
7. Fuck you horde barbarian sympathizer

1/2. ahm
3. Western Europeans knew how to make ships and the Mongols were excellent at adapting
4. Luck o' the mongols
5. Ulster begs to differ
6. No, but they were very, very, very good
7. Hordes forever, cities never

The Holy Dominion of Inesea wrote:Wasn't it, you know Ogedai's death that really saved Europe?

In the short term, I would say yes, but how over stretched supply lines and the power of the Longbows would have effected things if they had carried one I don't know

by **Reatra** » Mon Dec 28, 2015 9:31 am

Elepis wrote:
Reatra wrote:
1. Alps
2. Pyrenees
3. Ocean
4. Luck o' the Irish
5. Everyone who has ever conquered Ireland has been assimilated into the Irish culture
6. Mongols weren't invincible, I doubt they would have been victorious in Japan if they had landed
7. Fuck you horde barbarian sympathizer

1/2. ahm
3. Western Europeans knew how to make ships and the Mongols were excellent at adapting
4. Luck o' the mongols
5. Ulster begs to differ
6. No, but they were very, very, very good
7. Hordes forever, cities never

The Holy Dominion of Inesea wrote:Wasn't it, you know Ogedai's death that really saved Europe?

In the short term, I would say yes, but how over stretched supply lines and the power of the Longbows would have effected things if they had carried one I don't know

@Ulster they're sill Irish, but the Brits had a bunch of Scots there and forced them to stay Scottish.

by **Elepis** » Mon Dec 28, 2015 9:34 am

Reatra wrote:
Elepis wrote:
1/2. ahm
3. Western Europeans knew how to make ships and the Mongols were excellent at adapting
4. Luck o' the mongols
5. Ulster begs to differ
6. No, but they were very, very, very good
7. Hordes forever, cities never

In the short term, I would say yes, but how over stretched supply lines and the power of the Longbows would have effected things if they had carried one I don't know

@Ulster they're sill Irish, but the Brits had a bunch of Scots there and forced them to stay Scottish.

Yes, the plantation of Ulster (Scots are Brits and the King who ordered it, James, was a Scot)

by **Finland SSR** » Mon Dec 28, 2015 9:42 am

Reatra wrote:6. Mongols weren't invincible, I doubt they would have been victorious in Japan if they had landed

Well, duh, have you heard of LITHUANIA?

by **Reatra** » Mon Dec 28, 2015 9:48 am

Finland SSR wrote:
Reatra wrote:6. Mongols weren't invincible, I doubt they would have been victorious in Japan if they had landed

Well, duh, have you heard of LITHUANIA?

I didn't say you didn't win. Just said you didn't save everybody else. The Mongols wouldn't have been very good at invading Germany anyway. Not enough plains and steppes.

by **Elepis** » Mon Dec 28, 2015 9:52 am

Reatra wrote:
Finland SSR wrote:Well, duh, have you heard of LITHUANIA?

I didn't say you didn't win. Just said you didn't save everybody else. The Mongols wouldn't have been very good at invading Germany anyway. Not enough plains and steppes.

ahm

by **Senkaku** » Mon Dec 28, 2015 9:53 am

Elepis wrote:
Reatra wrote:
I didn't say you didn't win. Just said you didn't save everybody else. The Mongols wouldn't have been very good at invading Germany anyway. Not enough plains and steppes.

ahm

barbarbarbarbarbarbar

by **Finland SSR** » Mon Dec 28, 2015 9:53 am

Reatra wrote:
Finland SSR wrote:Well, duh, have you heard of LITHUANIA?

I didn't say you didn't win. Just said you didn't save everybody else. The Mongols wouldn't have been very good at invading Germany anyway. Not enough plains and steppes.

The Magyars did just fine crashing around half of Europe and beating up everyone and their mother, though.

by **Reatra** » Mon Dec 28, 2015 10:05 am

Finland SSR wrote:
Reatra wrote:
I didn't say you didn't win. Just said you didn't save everybody else. The Mongols wouldn't have been very good at invading Germany anyway. Not enough plains and steppes.

The Magyars did just fine crashing around half of Europe and beating up everyone and their mother, though.

Yeah

Because the gods said "eh they're gonna be a civilized nation soon let them have their fun."

by **Reatra** » Mon Dec 28, 2015 10:07 am

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