On vacation, I shoved a branch down the throat of a dead fish.
I wrote the worst backstory I've ever written for Charlotte because I thought it would make her more fun to write.
I once scarred a character horrifically because I thought it would look cool.
I get my kicks out of yelling 'OFF WITH YOUR HEAD' at completely inopportune moments.
I liked each successive Pirates of the Caribbean movie more and more simply because of the exponential escalation of the eerie.
It's what I do.





