PL: The EPIC OOC XI [closed]

[Torsiedelle]

About to report back in, so yeah, just letting you guys know.

[Giovenith]

About to report back in, so yeah, just letting you guys know.

Poor, poor Torsi, getting swept away in a killing cliffhanger.

[Torsiedelle]

Yep, lol.

Unless I get to keep my phone long enough to see it.

[Giovenith]

Yep, lol.

Unless I get to keep my phone long enough to see it.

I just imagine a scene being caused in the waiting room.

Torsi: NO! NO! I HAVE TO LEARN ABOUT MARCUS' PAST DAMMIT!! *clinging to phone*
Officers: *trying to tear phone away* NO! YOU HAVE TO GO BACK AND SERVE YOUR COUNTRY!
Torsi: WHAT GOOD IS SERVING MY COUNTRY IF I CAN'T EVEN LEARN IMPORTANT CANON DETAILS IN A TIMELY MANNER?!

[Highfort]

Yep, lol.

Unless I get to keep my phone long enough to see it.

I just imagine a scene being caused in the waiting room.

Torsi: NO! NO! I HAVE TO LEARN ABOUT MARCUS' PAST DAMMIT!! *clinging to phone*
Officers: *trying to tear phone away* NO! YOU HAVE TO GO BACK AND SERVE YOUR COUNTRY!
Torsi: WHAT GOOD IS SERVING MY COUNTRY IF I CAN'T EVEN LEARN IMPORTANT CANON DETAILS IN A TIMELY MANNER?!

I'd like to imagine one of his fellows is a lurker on NS and in the middle of battle just decides to update him

"Torsii!"
-look of confusion- "Wh- What are you talking about?"
"Torsii, right?! That's your name? He's alive!"
"Who? The target?"
"Marcus is alive!"

[Giovenith]

I just imagine a scene being caused in the waiting room.

Torsi: NO! NO! I HAVE TO LEARN ABOUT MARCUS' PAST DAMMIT!! *clinging to phone*
Officers: *trying to tear phone away* NO! YOU HAVE TO GO BACK AND SERVE YOUR COUNTRY!
Torsi: WHAT GOOD IS SERVING MY COUNTRY IF I CAN'T EVEN LEARN IMPORTANT CANON DETAILS IN A TIMELY MANNER?!

I'd like to imagine one of his fellows is a lurker on NS and in the middle of battle just decides to update him

"Torsii!"
-look of confusion- "Wh- What are you talking about?"
"Torsii, right?! That's your name? He's alive!"
"Who? The target?"
"Marcus is alive!"

Plot twist: The lurker is from the enemy side. They run across the battlefield and hug each other in joy anyway.

[Monfrox]

I'd like to imagine one of his fellows is a lurker on NS and in the middle of battle just decides to update him

"Torsii!"
-look of confusion- "Wh- What are you talking about?"
"Torsii, right?! That's your name? He's alive!"
"Who? The target?"
"Marcus is alive!"

Plot twist: The lurker is from the enemy side. They run across the battlefield and hug each other in joy anyway.

Someone make a movie out of this.

[Highfort]

I'd like to imagine one of his fellows is a lurker on NS and in the middle of battle just decides to update him

"Torsii!"
-look of confusion- "Wh- What are you talking about?"
"Torsii, right?! That's your name? He's alive!"
"Who? The target?"
"Marcus is alive!"

Plot twist: The lurker is from the enemy side. They run across the battlefield and hug each other in joy anyway.

Double twist: The lurker is an enemy recon specialist and spends two weeks tracking Torsii across the desert. Viewers are led to believe that he's going to kill him. Their eventual hug takes place after the specialist shoots a scorpion off of Torsii's shoulder to protect him, following a long sequence of aiming down the scope at Torsii's head with requisite dramatic music.

[Torsiedelle]

Lol, too bad I'm only an aircraft repair man.

[Giovenith]

Lol, too bad I'm only an aircraft repair man.

Stop crushing our dreams.

[Highfort]

Lol, too bad I'm only an aircraft repair man.

You can do anything if you just believe, Torsii! Believe in yourself! Believe in the ability of the enemy to access and give a shit about NS!

Also, unrelated PSA from Nihilistic Arby's:

New Years resolution: give up. Eat arbys. Sit there. Keep sitting. Let the meaninglessness of life envelop you. Die. Be forgotten

[Giovenith]

Lol, too bad I'm only an aircraft repair man.

You can do anything if you just believe, Torsii! Believe in yourself! Believe in the ability of the enemy to access and give a shit about NS!

Also, unrelated PSA from Nihilistic Arby's:

New Years resolution: give up. Eat arbys. Sit there. Keep sitting. Let the meaninglessness of life envelop you. Die. Be forgotten

[Torsiedelle]

Gonna hit the hay for tonight. Definitely turning in phones tomorrow, so...yeah. No worries, I'll be back

[Highfort]

Just a heads up from Swith, she probably won't be on tonight due to health issues (she's okay, just needs to head in today for a brace).

[Giovenith]

Just a heads up from Swith, she probably won't be on tonight due to health issues (she's okay, just needs to head in today for a brace).

A brace? Oh dear.

[Tiltjuice]

Just a heads up from Swith, she probably won't be on tonight due to health issues (she's okay, just needs to head in today for a brace).

A brace? Oh dear.

^

[Chedastan]

Just a heads up from Swith, she probably won't be on tonight due to health issues (she's okay, just needs to head in today for a brace).

Well that doesn't sound good at all. Geez that's unfortunate, I hope it's not something serious. But what happened there?

[Highfort]

Just a heads up from Swith, she probably won't be on tonight due to health issues (she's okay, just needs to head in today for a brace).

Well that doesn't sound good at all. Geez that's unfortunate, I hope it's not something serious. But what happened there?

Might be a ripped tendon in the hand, according to her.

[New Aksarben]

Well that doesn't sound good at all. Geez that's unfortunate, I hope it's not something serious. But what happened there?

Might be a ripped tendon in the hand, according to her.

Oh no, I hope she'll be okay

[Tiltjuice]

Well that doesn't sound good at all. Geez that's unfortunate, I hope it's not something serious. But what happened there?

Might be a ripped tendon in the hand, according to her.

How?

[Chedastan]

Well that doesn't sound good at all. Geez that's unfortunate, I hope it's not something serious. But what happened there?

Might be a ripped tendon in the hand, according to her.

Jesus, that's terrible. A ripped tendon is not fun, knowing what happened with my dad a couple months ago. I hope she gets well, and hope it's not too bad that it could be worse.

[Highfort]

Might be a ripped tendon in the hand, according to her.

How?

Haven't a clue. On IRC last night she was complaining about her thumb hurting so I'm guessing she messed it up somehow.

[Stormwrath]

How?

Haven't a clue. On IRC last night she was complaining about her thumb hurting so I'm guessing she messed it up somehow.

Quickly, everyone! Send your huggles to Swith! I know it wouldn't do much good, but it's all I can think of right now.

[Saleon]

Haven't a clue. On IRC last night she was complaining about her thumb hurting so I'm guessing she messed it up somehow.

Quickly, everyone! Send your huggles to Swith! I know it wouldn't do much good, but it's all I can think of right now.

[Giovenith]

Posts incoming little ones, sorry for the wait.