Reality's Bane (OOC/Open)

[The Olog-Hai]

Wait, Dio is a vampire?
*Pulls out a stake*
Let's do this thing!
Also, I repeat:
Can I make an app for the Master from Buffy, a bad-ass vamp who is the nemesis of the first season.

[Apto]

Damn you and your reaction pictures / gifs. School wifi blocks them so I don't know what the hell's going on.

If you look closely at the gif, you'll even see Sayaka's heart bbq'ed on her sword.

There was a lot of blood.

You should check it out once you've gotten a diff. Wi-Fi connection. It's nice.

Auto

Once again Auto-Correct has betrayed me.

Apto is Latin for Adapt damnit. Why isn't this a valid word auto-correct? Why?

[Cybraxia]

Wait, Dio is a vampire?
*Pulls out a stake*
Let's do this thing!
Also, I repeat:
Can I make an app for the Master from Buffy, a bad-ass vamp who is the nemesis of the first season.

This is a case of "Our Vampires are different."

[The Olog-Hai]

Wait, Dio is a vampire?
*Pulls out a stake*
Let's do this thing!
Also, I repeat:
Can I make an app for the Master from Buffy, a bad-ass vamp who is the nemesis of the first season.

This is a case of "Our Vampires are different."

COme on.
He's not a real vamp if them stakes don't work. They're crucial to the definition...

[Cybraxia]

This is a case of "Our Vampires are different."

COme on.
He's not a real vamp if them stakes don't work. They're crucial to the definition...

False. It's crucisl to the Buffy definition.

[The Olog-Hai]

COme on.
He's not a real vamp if them stakes don't work. They're crucial to the definition...

False. It's crucisl to the Buffy definition.

Not just Buffy.
The majority of others too.

[Cybraxia]

False. It's crucisl to the Buffy definition.

Not just Buffy.
The majority of others too.

Still irrelevant.

[The Intergalactic Russian Empire]

Unrelated to the story, but would you just listen to this. Half an hour of the "Sound" of Saturn aka pure despair.

[Aeternabilis]

Unrelated to the story, but would you just listen to this. Half an hour of the "Sound" of Saturn aka pure despair.

Ah, my favorite planet.

And app for whoever you want to, Olog.

[Mundeo]

Not just Buffy.
The majority of others too.

Still irrelevant.

Then explain what characteristics of a vampire Dio has. A stake through the heart is a sure way in most cases.

[Cybraxia]

Still irrelevant.

Then explain what characteristics of a vampire Dio has. A stake through the heart is a sure way in most cases.

http://jojo.wikia.com/wiki/Vampire

DIFFERENCES WITH POPULAR CULTURE VAMPIRES

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• Apart from sunlight, JJBA vampires are unaffected by traditional weaknesses such as crosses or running water.
• Vampires are commonly converted when they are bitten by another vampire. In JJBA the vampires are created by wearing a Stone Mask or receiving 'vampiric essence' from a vampire.
• Another myth of popular culture is that vampires can turn into bats, wolves or other animals. Vampires are also capable of squeezing through small crevices. In JJBA, vampires are limited to manipulating their own bodies in various inhuman ways, but show no indication of using their bodies in either of the above manners. However, Kars, a Pillar Man and the creator of the Stone Masks, has been shown to be capable of such transformation in his Ultimate Lifeform form, and Santana has been shown to break down his own body in order to pass through small gaps in a ventilation shaft.
• Normal vampires suck blood through biting the neck of their victims. JJBA vampires are mostly seen sucking blood through blood vessels in their fingers. However, like traditional vampires, JJBA vampires are shown to bear fangs, but can also spit them out like high-speed projectiles. In the anime, Dio has been inplied to be able of sucking blood with his fangs.
• In some myths, killing the main vampire cures all the humans that were transformed. In JJBA, killing the main vampire does not reverse the transformation of other vampires or zombies.
• In some myths, vampirism is genetic. In those myths, cases of male vampires conceiving a child with human women result in the child being a half-vampire (technical term being a Dhampir). Dio Brando's sons show no indication of having inherited his vampirism, although on one occasion Giorno has been shown to use his characteristic "WRYYY" battle cry. It should be noted however, that Brando's vampiric powers were greatly diminished due to Jonathan's body having a strong Hamon residue remaining within it, perhaps causing it to reject him. It is also possible that due to using Jonathan's body to reproduce, his vampiric DNA was simply too weak to be passed via normal conception.

[The Olog-Hai]

Then explain what characteristics of a vampire Dio has. A stake through the heart is a sure way in most cases.

http://jojo.wikia.com/wiki/Vampire

DIFFERENCES WITH POPULAR CULTURE VAMPIRES

---

• Apart from sunlight, JJBA vampires are unaffected by traditional weaknesses such as crosses or running water.
• Vampires are commonly converted when they are bitten by another vampire. In JJBA the vampires are created by wearing a Stone Mask or receiving 'vampiric essence' from a vampire.
• Another myth of popular culture is that vampires can turn into bats, wolves or other animals. Vampires are also capable of squeezing through small crevices. In JJBA, vampires are limited to manipulating their own bodies in various inhuman ways, but show no indication of using their bodies in either of the above manners. However, Kars, a Pillar Man and the creator of the Stone Masks, has been shown to be capable of such transformation in his Ultimate Lifeform form, and Santana has been shown to break down his own body in order to pass through small gaps in a ventilation shaft.
• Normal vampires suck blood through biting the neck of their victims. JJBA vampires are mostly seen sucking blood through blood vessels in their fingers. However, like traditional vampires, JJBA vampires are shown to bear fangs, but can also spit them out like high-speed projectiles. In the anime, Dio has been inplied to be able of sucking blood with his fangs.
• In some myths, killing the main vampire cures all the humans that were transformed. In JJBA, killing the main vampire does not reverse the transformation of other vampires or zombies.
• In some myths, vampirism is genetic. In those myths, cases of male vampires conceiving a child with human women result in the child being a half-vampire (technical term being a Dhampir). Dio Brando's sons show no indication of having inherited his vampirism, although on one occasion Giorno has been shown to use his characteristic "WRYYY" battle cry. It should be noted however, that Brando's vampiric powers were greatly diminished due to Jonathan's body having a strong Hamon residue remaining within it, perhaps causing it to reject him. It is also possible that due to using Jonathan's body to reproduce, his vampiric DNA was simply too weak to be passed via normal conception.

"Such as crosses or running water"
Nothing about stakes.

[Cybraxia]

http://jojo.wikia.com/wiki/Vampire

DIFFERENCES WITH POPULAR CULTURE VAMPIRES

---

• Apart from sunlight, JJBA vampires are unaffected by traditional weaknesses such as crosses or running water.
• Vampires are commonly converted when they are bitten by another vampire. In JJBA the vampires are created by wearing a Stone Mask or receiving 'vampiric essence' from a vampire.
• Another myth of popular culture is that vampires can turn into bats, wolves or other animals. Vampires are also capable of squeezing through small crevices. In JJBA, vampires are limited to manipulating their own bodies in various inhuman ways, but show no indication of using their bodies in either of the above manners. However, Kars, a Pillar Man and the creator of the Stone Masks, has been shown to be capable of such transformation in his Ultimate Lifeform form, and Santana has been shown to break down his own body in order to pass through small gaps in a ventilation shaft.
• Normal vampires suck blood through biting the neck of their victims. JJBA vampires are mostly seen sucking blood through blood vessels in their fingers. However, like traditional vampires, JJBA vampires are shown to bear fangs, but can also spit them out like high-speed projectiles. In the anime, Dio has been inplied to be able of sucking blood with his fangs.
• In some myths, killing the main vampire cures all the humans that were transformed. In JJBA, killing the main vampire does not reverse the transformation of other vampires or zombies.
• In some myths, vampirism is genetic. In those myths, cases of male vampires conceiving a child with human women result in the child being a half-vampire (technical term being a Dhampir). Dio Brando's sons show no indication of having inherited his vampirism, although on one occasion Giorno has been shown to use his characteristic "WRYYY" battle cry. It should be noted however, that Brando's vampiric powers were greatly diminished due to Jonathan's body having a strong Hamon residue remaining within it, perhaps causing it to reject him. It is also possible that due to using Jonathan's body to reproduce, his vampiric DNA was simply too weak to be passed via normal conception.

"Such as crosses or running water"
Nothing about stakes.

Well lets look at it this way. If it isn't an established weakness in the JJBA-verse, it ain't a weakness for DIO.

Co-op's word is final. *GAVEL BOOM*

[The Olog-Hai]

"Such as crosses or running water"
Nothing about stakes.

Well lets look at it this way. If it isn't an established weakness in the JJBA-verse, it ain't a weakness for DIO.

Co-op's word is final. *GAVEL BOOM*

*asks for appeal from OP*

[Cybraxia]

Well lets look at it this way. If it isn't an established weakness in the JJBA-verse, it ain't a weakness for DIO.

Co-op's word is final. *GAVEL BOOM*

*asks for appeal from OP*

*Palpatine voice*: I AM the OP.

[The Intergalactic Russian Empire]

"Such as crosses or running water"
Nothing about stakes.

Well lets look at it this way. If it isn't an established weakness in the JJBA-verse, it ain't a weakness for DIO.

Co-op's word is final. *GAVEL BOOM*

I'm pretty sure a stake through the heart would kill him, because even if you're not a vampire, guess what? A stake through the heart still kills you.

[Cybraxia]

Well lets look at it this way. If it isn't an established weakness in the JJBA-verse, it ain't a weakness for DIO.

Co-op's word is final. *GAVEL BOOM*

I'm pretty sure a stake through the heart would kill him, because even if you're not a vampire, guess what? A stake through the heart still kills you.

If you are alive. DIO is undead, remember? Dio survived cutting his own head off, A stake is nothing. Again, as resident JoJo knowledge keeper, I know my shit.

[Aeternabilis]

*asks for appeal from OP*

*Palpatine voice*: I AM the OP.

*Windu voice* Not yet.

Anyway, I agree with Cyb. If it's not an established weakness, he doesn't have to include it. Ya'll don't include 'physical trauma' in your weaknesses, do you?

[The Intergalactic Russian Empire]

I'm pretty sure a stake through the heart would kill him, because even if you're not a vampire, guess what? A stake through the heart still kills you.

If you are alive. DIO is undead, remember? Dio survived cutting his own head off, A stake is nothing. Again, as resident JoJo knowledge keeper, I know my shit.

I know jack shit about this JoJo shit you watch. I'm pretty sure you're the only anime fan I know. Unless you count HS as an anime, which I don't.

[Cybraxia]

@Apto

[Apto]

@Apto

(Image)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What are you doing?! You're spoiling the surprise! People will be suspicious of my characters and plans now!

Everyone, listen. PMMM is a sugary sweet show about Magical Girls and how they beat everything with the Power of Friendship and Love.

Kyubey is not the devil and the Girls are not cannibals.

[The Intergalactic Russian Empire]

@Apto

(Image)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What are you doing?! You're spoiling the surprise! People will be suspicious of my characters and plans now!

Everyone, listen. PMMM is a sugary sweet show about Magical Girls and how they beat everything with the Power of Friendship and Love.

Kyubey is not the devil and the Girls are not cannibals.

Well, I think once this is revealed, Heimskr will probably attempt to go Warhammer 40K on them and PURGE THE UNCLEAN!!!

[Apto]

Well, I think once this is revealed, Heimskr will probably attempt to go Warhammer 40K on them and PURGE THE UNCLEAN!!!

Now no one will want to deal with Kyubey even though he always does his end of the deal and is totes not the devil.

If OOC knowledge influences how IC characters interact with mine, I know who to blame.

I blame you Cybraxia.

I blame you.

[The Intergalactic Russian Empire]

Well, I think once this is revealed, Heimskr will probably attempt to go Warhammer 40K on them and PURGE THE UNCLEAN!!!

Now no one will want to deal with Kyubey even though he always does his end of the deal and is totes not the devil.

If OOC knowledge influences how IC characters interact with mine, I know who to blame.

I blame you Cybraxia.

I blame you.

nah, bad things will only happen when the others find out.

Alright, I need to sleep now. I'll post tomorrow.

[Cybraxia]

Well, I think once this is revealed, Heimskr will probably attempt to go Warhammer 40K on them and PURGE THE UNCLEAN!!!

Now no one will want to deal with Kyubey even though he always does his end of the deal and is totes not the devil.

If OOC knowledge influences how IC characters interact with mine, I know who to blame.

I blame you Cybraxia.

I blame you.

IIRC, Mike will already have knowledge of PMMM, as it is an anime in his universe. He won't really do anything.

Gremlin will though. He's a total weeb.