The Era of the Enlightened(OOC/Sign UPs/AH-RP)

[Sanabel]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Knowledge_Corridor

Apparently a thing

We are all very smart and sophisticated. That's why.

[Jaslandia]

Got home late today, and I had some homework, so I couldn't finish my IC post. However, I did start one, and I'll finish it tomorrow.

[Sanabel]

I actually live closer to Iceland than Cali. And technically France. So it's sorta a foreign country.

But at least you can speak the language?

I speak Spanish and English. I should be able to figure it out.

[Alouite]

They are all so snobby... with their... their... their HEDGE FUNDS... and number one best place to live in America... WE ARE NINTH! THATS GOOD TOO! AND I BET THEY DON'T HAVE ONIONS!

Well, we have Silver Sands. And... Uh... Silver Sands. Oh, and Charles Island, where Captain Kid supposedly buried his treasure, but then he cursed the island. What a dick.

And then there's Maryland, the land that was the best in the country until that moron Larry Hogan got elected Governor. Damn it, the last riot we had here was in '68, we had the highest median income, low racial tensions, finally our bay was clean again, and ffs we even had 50's-esque neighborhoods that looked like some kind of perfect society that was socially liberal but fiscally conservative with exceptions. But no, O'Malley had to run for President, and while he'd be great for the job, Hillary stole this race. Only Marylanders like me understand the pain. .... *tears*

[Wasp Town]

They are all so snobby... with their... their... their HEDGE FUNDS... and number one best place to live in America... WE ARE NINTH! THATS GOOD TOO! AND I BET THEY DON'T HAVE ONIONS!

Do they have granite?
I don't think so!

Though they do have Pakistanis playing cricket.

We can ally against the snobby people of Greenwich! Build a massive granite onion, and build kitchen table tops out of onions! TOGETHER, WE ARE UNSTOPPABLE!

They are all so snobby... with their... their... their HEDGE FUNDS... and number one best place to live in America... WE ARE NINTH! THATS GOOD TOO! AND I BET THEY DON'T HAVE ONIONS!

Well, we have Silver Sands. And... Uh... Silver Sands. Oh, and Charles Island, where Captain Kid supposedly buried his treasure, but then he cursed the island. What a dick.

Agreed. Quite a dick move by Captain Kid, he should have left the treasure to Fairfield! Rightfully the GREATEST CITY ON GODS GREEN EARTH! Hell, we even have a lamer NEW Fairfield somewhere to the savage and uncharted lands of Northern Connecticut! WE ARE SO COOL SOMEONE COPIED US!

[Wasp Town]

Well, we have Silver Sands. And... Uh... Silver Sands. Oh, and Charles Island, where Captain Kid supposedly buried his treasure, but then he cursed the island. What a dick.

And then there's Maryland, the land that was the best in the country until that moron Larry Hogan got elected Governor. Damn it, the last riot we had here was in '68, we had the highest median income, low racial tensions, finally our bay was clean again, and ffs we even had 50's-esque neighborhoods that looked like some kind of perfect society that was socially liberal but fiscally conservative with exceptions. But no, O'Malley had to run for President, and while he'd be great for the job, Hillary stole this race. Only Marylanders like me understand the pain. .... *tears*

RIP Cool Maryland. It was almost as cool as Connecticut.

[The Greater Dutch Republic]

Do they have granite?
I don't think so!

Though they do have Pakistanis playing cricket.

We can ally against the snobby people of Greenwich! Build a massive granite onion, and build kitchen table tops out of onions! TOGETHER, WE ARE UNSTOPPABLE!

Well, we have Silver Sands. And... Uh... Silver Sands. Oh, and Charles Island, where Captain Kid supposedly buried his treasure, but then he cursed the island. What a dick.

Agreed. Quite a dick move by Captain Kid, he should have left the treasure to Fairfield! Rightfully the GREATEST CITY ON GODS GREEN EARTH! Hell, we even have a lamer NEW Fairfield somewhere to the savage and uncharted lands of Northern Connecticut! WE ARE SO COOL SOMEONE COPIED US!

Dude, there are two New Milfords. Granted, one changed their name to Trenton and is now the capital of New Jersey, but two nonetheless.

[Sanabel]

Do they have granite?
I don't think so!

Though they do have Pakistanis playing cricket.

We can ally against the snobby people of Greenwich! Build a massive granite onion, and build kitchen table tops out of onions! TOGETHER, WE ARE UNSTOPPABLE!

Well, we have Silver Sands. And... Uh... Silver Sands. Oh, and Charles Island, where Captain Kid supposedly buried his treasure, but then he cursed the island. What a dick.

Agreed. Quite a dick move by Captain Kid, he should have left the treasure to Fairfield! Rightfully the GREATEST CITY ON GODS GREEN EARTH! Hell, we even have a lamer NEW Fairfield somewhere to the savage and uncharted lands of Northern Connecticut! WE ARE SO COOL SOMEONE COPIED US!

I will recruit all able bodied men in the Shepaug Valley for this crusade-

All 50 capable soldiers. And we'll ride our Scottish highland cattle into battle.

[Sanabel]

We can ally against the snobby people of Greenwich! Build a massive granite onion, and build kitchen table tops out of onions! TOGETHER, WE ARE UNSTOPPABLE!
Agreed. Quite a dick move by Captain Kid, he should have left the treasure to Fairfield! Rightfully the GREATEST CITY ON GODS GREEN EARTH! Hell, we even have a lamer NEW Fairfield somewhere to the savage and uncharted lands of Northern Connecticut! WE ARE SO COOL SOMEONE COPIED US!

Dude, there are two New Milfords. Granted, one changed their name to Trenton and is now the capital of New Jersey, but two nonetheless.

Speaking of which, Bank Street is very nice these days. And the surrounding streets. New restaurants, restored brownstones, etc.

Check it out.

[Alouite]

And then there's Maryland, the land that was the best in the country until that moron Larry Hogan got elected Governor. Damn it, the last riot we had here was in '68, we had the highest median income, low racial tensions, finally our bay was clean again, and ffs we even had 50's-esque neighborhoods that looked like some kind of perfect society that was socially liberal but fiscally conservative with exceptions. But no, O'Malley had to run for President, and while he'd be great for the job, Hillary stole this race. Only Marylanders like me understand the pain. .... *tears*

RIP Cool Maryland. It was almost as cool as Connecticut.

Thanks. Maybe one day we'll get a cool Governor back, but for now, we watch our bay get slathered in waste again, social equality falter with the first riot for decades and our median income drop. I swear it's depressing.

[The imperial canadian dutchy]

Im from a briefly independent post war city state, get on my level

[Sanabel]

Im from a briefly independent post war city state, get on my level

We don't want to stooper to such levels.

[The Ik Ka Ek Akai]

Wealthy White Suburbs of Hartford 4 the win!

Hartford? Hey, I learned about that place in AP Yankee History!

[Sanabel]

RIP Cool Maryland. It was almost as cool as Connecticut.

Thanks. Maybe one day we'll get a cool Governor back, but for now, we watch our bay get slathered in waste again, social equality falter with the first riot for decades and our median income drop. I swear it's depressing.

We can help you escape to the Promised Land.

[The Greater Dutch Republic]

Im from a briefly independent post war city state, get on my level

Trieste? Danzig?

[The Kingdom of Glitter]

What even happened here.

[Sanabel]

What even happened here.

It turns out 4 of us all live within 30 minutes of each other.

[The Ik Ka Ek Akai]

What even happened here.

It turns out 4 of us all live within 30 minutes of each other.

You silly Yanks. Five of your states is the distance to the next town over for me.

(Same amount of time driving from Penn to DC as it was from here to San Antonio)

[The Greater Dutch Republic]

What even happened here.

The Nutmegger Legion has claimed this thread in the name of the glorious Connecticut Empire, that's what happened.

[The imperial canadian dutchy]

Im from a briefly independent post war city state, get on my level

Trieste? Danzig?

Trieste.

[Sanabel]

It turns out 4 of us all live within 30 minutes of each other.

You silly Yanks. Five of your states is the distance to the next town over for me.

(Same amount of time driving from Penn to DC as it was from here to San Antonio)

I feel a crushing sense of isolation and depression just hearing that.

Where are you? The outback? Siberia? The Sahara?

[The Ik Ka Ek Akai]

You silly Yanks. Five of your states is the distance to the next town over for me.

(Same amount of time driving from Penn to DC as it was from here to San Antonio)

I feel a crushing sense of isolation and depression just hearing that.

Where are you? The outback? Siberia? The Sahara?

Just as bad: Texas.

On that note, I claim this thread of the Socialist Queendom of Texas.

[Sanabel]

What even happened here.

The Nutmegger Legion has claimed this thread in the name of the glorious Connecticut Empire, that's what happened.

Vermont used to be called New Connecticut, because we wrote their constitution. We claim them.

CT used to own Long Island. Claim that.

CT used to claim southern Delaware. Claim that.

We used to claim Westmoreland County, PA. Claim that.

CT used to claim the Firelands in Ohio. Claim that too.

[Sanabel]

I feel a crushing sense of isolation and depression just hearing that.

Where are you? The outback? Siberia? The Sahara?

Just as bad: Texas.

On that note, I claim this thread of the Socialist Queendom of Texas.

That's two states, bud.
Three if you count DC.

[The Ik Ka Ek Akai]

The Nutmegger Legion has claimed this thread in the name of the glorious Connecticut Empire, that's what happened.

Vermont used to be called New Connecticut, because we wrote their constitution. We claim them.

CT used to own Long Island. Claim that.

CT used to claim southern Delaware. Claim that.

We used to claim Westmoreland County, PA. Claim that.

CT used to claim the Firelands in Ohio. Claim that too.

We used to own chunks of Oklahoma, New Mexico, Kansas, Colorado, and Wyoming. If we kept that, maybe Alaska might lose bragging rights...