The Peoples East Africa declares war on Carriebean

[The Peoples East Africa]

At approximately 6.03 p.m. last Friday, in The Peoples Square of The Peoples City, a bomb exploded killing 12 people, injuring 30, and causing huge damage to our ancient buildings. The Peoples Intelligence Service, our worldwide ring of spy networks, tracked the culprits to be citizens of the corrupt dictatorship of Carriebean! For years this haven of human rights abuses has been exporting their sick and twisted ideology to all the world.

But no more! The Peoples East Africa is very happy to announce a declaration of war against Carriebean! No longer shall this sick and twisted country be allowed to exist! Any nation that considers itself a democracy should join us in this war. Long live The Peoples East Africa!

Throughout the country, men were woken in the night to report for military duty. They were armed and ready to be deployed to Carriebean within the week. The navy has been gathering every available ship they have to transport these brave men and women. Already 10,000 craft have been lined up along the shore. To soften up the enemy, stealth balloons of the air force are about to take off to bomb them.

''Remember, you're fighting for the glory of The Peoples East Africa! If you are caught behind enemy lines, fight to the death! But you won't be, as a Blood Ritual will be performed for you,'' the general said.
Once he was finished speaking, a Blood Priest went to them and performed a Ctìlléth Blood Ritual, rendering them invisible to the enemy. Once they were all loaded up, they set sail for Carriebean.

Map of Carriebean:

[The Republican United States]

At approximately 6.03 p.m. last Friday, in The Peoples Square of The Peoples City, a bomb exploded killing 12 people, injuring 30, and causing huge damage to our ancient buildings. The Peoples Intelligence Service, our worldwide ring of spy networks, tracked the culprits to be citizens of the corrupt dictatorship of Carriebean! For years this haven of human rights abuses has been exporting their sick and twisted ideology to all the world.

But no more! The Peoples East Africa is very happy to announce a declaration of war against Carriebean! No longer shall this sick and twisted country be allowed to exist! Any nation that considers itself a democracy should join us in this war. Long live The Peoples East Africa!

Throughout the country, men were woken in the night to report for military duty. They were armed and ready to be deployed to Carriebean within the week. The navy has been gathering every available ship they have to transport these brave men and women. Already 10,000 craft have been lined up along the shore. To soften up the enemy, stealth balloons of the air force are about to take off to bomb them.

''Remember, you're fighting for the glory of The Peoples East Africa! If you are caught behind enemy lines, fight to the death! But you won't be, as a Blood Ritual will be performed for you,'' the general said.
Once he was finished speaking, a Blood Priest went to them and performed a Ctìlléth Blood Ritual, rendering them invisible to the enemy. Once they were all loaded up, they set sail for Carriebean.

President Walker extends his condolences to the people of East Africa, and condemns Carriebean, but the United States of America will remain neutral for now.

[Carriebeanian union of carriebeans]

Carriebean Leader Emperor David V spat out his coffee.
" shit. they've fiugured us out. I need to give a speech, get me to the capitol building!"
" yes sir."
he jumped into his car and drove to the Congressional Meeting area.

he entered the building where an emergency session of Congress was being held.

" People of This Fine Nation, I am shocked as well as you are at the bastards who acuse us of this attack, which we did not do, and, as such, are acting rashely based on fear and irrational thoughts. we Must Crush Our New enemy, to hell with The Peoples East Africa, To Hell with their leader, to hell with their brainwashed society, our flag will be rising soon over their corpse!"

the congress exploded with patrotic excitment and shouts of to hell with Africa were common as the emperor Left.
" get me to the Bunker and have the military officals greet me there, we must plan our defense!"
" yes sir."
the car sped off.

[The Peoples East Africa]

After a long day of flying, the 300 air balloons of The Peoples East Africa were approaching Eastern Carriebean. They have thousands of tons of extremely advanced explosives to decimate the country of Carriebean with. Their order was to start throwing them once the jungle was underneath. The enemy would have no chance to respond, since they were invisible thanks to the power of The High Blood Gods.

Back in familiar ground, 100,000 men were armed and ready to traverse the water. They had on a light layer of leather armour, with a bronze helmet. They were armed with a 7 foot steel spear, and a very sturdy wooden shield. The Carriebeans were so uncivilized, that this would be all it takes to kill them all. At exactly 24 hours after the war was declared, the soldiers began to board their transport vessels.

[The Republican United States]

President Walker met with the Joint Chiefs of Staff on how to prevent the war from expanding. They decided that they would not support either nation, but would instead keep a close eye on both.

[Carriebeanian union of carriebeans]

Eastern Carriebean

9:00 PM

Paul Harald climbed back in his Massive Landkruzer with the rest of the 300 man crew. they were at war, but the landkuzers role wasn't clear beacause Carriebean City hadn't gotten their head out of their ass yet.
he went downstairs to the smoking room, where he saw an older fellow there.
" pipe?"
" sure."
he put in a bit of tobbacco and lit the pipe, blowing a ring of smoke around.
" what were you doing before you enlisted?"
" I was a barber, called me Mc cutter, I oculd slice the ass off a tiger, you tells me whut."
" cool, I was a farmer, could grow the fattest cows all year long, and be nice an warm fer winter."
" sweet jesus, how big was your other one?"
" about 18 fee-"
he stopped as an older fellow with a pistol came in.
" attention!"
the two men snapped up and saluted.
" at ease. now lights out at 01100 hours."
" but we wake up at 0500."
" did I just hear a complaint?"
"n-no sir."
" that's what I thought, as you were gentelmen."
the man left and the two soldiers went back to smoking.

[Reutoa]

The Imperial Democratic Catholic Empire of Reutoa Highly Condemns The Carrierbean Union for its Act of War against the Innocent People of The People's East Africa. But asks instead to be a Mediator between The Peoples Republic and the Union in hopes of ending possible war that could led to the deaths of thousands.

[The Republican United States]

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The Imperial Democratic Catholic Empire of Reutoa Highly Condemns The Carrierbean Union for its Act of War against the Innocent People of The People's East Africa. But asks instead to be a Mediator between The Peoples Republic and the Union in hopes of ending possible war that could led to the deaths of thousands.

To:The Imperial Democratic Catholic Empire of Reutoa
From: The United States of America
Thanks for trying to defuse this situation, I'm going to try to get both parties to a meeting in Washington D.C to help end this war before there any casualties, I would like to invite you as mediator.

[The Peoples East Africa]

Off the coast of Carriebean, the air force had arrived. They were confident in their invisibility, and were sure that nothing bad would happen. As the first balloon reached the edge of the jungle, the general shouted out:
''Now men! Let leash hell, and make these imperialists suffer!''
The soldiers did as they were told, releasing their payloads into the jungle below. Small explosions could be seen, but they didn't know whether they had killed anyone.

Back in The Peoples City, The Supreme Almighty Unquestioned Leader had received word that an imperialist nation known as Reutoa has recognized the evil of Carriebean. He immediately began to write a response to them.

To: The Imperialist State of Reutoa
From: The Democratic Republic of The Peoples East Africa
Greetings comrade! We thank you for seeing who the true victim of this war is. We respect your decision to stay neutral, but we request you join this war in our support. All democratic nations worldwide are at risk while the threat known as Carriebean is allowed to exist.
Yours sincerely,
The Supreme Almighty Unquestioned Leader

That letter was sent to Reutoa as fast as possible, but no delegate for mediation was sent.

[Reutoa]

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The Imperial Democratic Catholic Empire of Reutoa Highly Condemns The Carrierbean Union for its Act of War against the Innocent People of The People's East Africa. But asks instead to be a Mediator between The Peoples Republic and the Union in hopes of ending possible war that could led to the deaths of thousands.

To:The Imperial Democratic Catholic Empire of Reutoa
From: The United States of America
Thanks for trying to defuse this situation, I'm going to try to get both parties to a meeting in Washington D.C to help end this war before there any casualties, I would like to invite you as mediator.

To: The United States of America
From: The Imperial Democratic Catholic Empire of Reutoa

No Problem, I want to end this war as much as the last guy, I mean, it's awful for me to think of people fighting instead of trying to work it out, I will send Lord Nathan I to act as Reutoa's Mediator.

-Emperor Phìllip-Alexander Von Young , Grand Duke of Jueia, Duke of Bremenburg

[Palakistan]

The Armed Republic of Palakistan is outraged at the PEA for its unneeded assault on the Carribean. As such, we will help the Carribean repel the invasion, not because we agree with the Carribean, but because your assault upon them was unjustified.

((OOC: Do we have a map for the area? We should probably make a map.))

Our PAF has sent 40 F-16's to Carrbibean landing strips. They will conduct in shooting down the balloons. 3 PNF dolphin class 2 subs and 2 Sa'ar class 5 corvettes will escort 5 sealift ships with 6 PGF regiments and 50 Babur Cruise missiles.

[The Peoples East Africa]

The Armed Republic of Palakistan is outraged at the PEA for its unneeded assault on the Carribean. As such, we will help the Carribean repel the invasion, not because we agree with the Carribean, but because your assault upon them was unjustified.

((OOC: Do we have a map for the area? We should probably make a map.))

Our PAF has sent 40 F-16's to Carrbibean landing strips. They will conduct in shooting down the balloons. 3 PNF dolphin class 2 subs and 2 Sa'ar class 5 corvettes will escort 5 sealift ships with 6 PGF regiments and 50 Babur Cruise missiles.

The Armed Republic of Palakistan is completely wrong by support the scum Carriebeans! Once we have dealt with them, we will make sure to end the existence of Palakistan. For now though, they'll be let live.

OOC: There's a make of Carriebean that I'll put in the OP. Never mind actually. It's a bit too big to fit.

[Reutoa]

Off the coast of Carriebean, the air force had arrived. They were confident in their invisibility, and were sure that nothing bad would happen. As the first balloon reached the edge of the jungle, the general shouted out:
''Now men! Let leash hell, and make these imperialists suffer!''
The soldiers did as they were told, releasing their payloads into the jungle below. Small explosions could be seen, but they didn't know whether they had killed anyone.

Back in The Peoples City, The Supreme Almighty Unquestioned Leader had received word that an imperialist nation known as Reutoa has recognized the evil of Carriebean. He immediately began to write a response to them.

To: The Imperialist State of Reutoa
From: The Democratic Republic of The Peoples East Africa
Greetings comrade! We thank you for seeing who the true victim of this war is. We respect your decision to stay neutral, but we request you join this war in our support. All democratic nations worldwide are at risk while the threat known as Carriebean is allowed to exist.
Yours sincerely,
The Supreme Almighty Unquestioned Leader

That letter was sent to Reutoa as fast as possible, but no delegate for mediation was sent.

To: The Peoples Republic of East Africa
From: The Imperial Democratic Catholic Empire of Reutoa

Sorry Sir, But we can not enter around worthless war that could lead to the death of thousands of lives, but instead, we will send medical, Ammunition, Weapons, Food, and Military Advisors to your Nation in hopes they can be used only for defense and not for destroying Carrierbean, and Reutoa and The USA request that you send a Mediator to the Meeting between The Peoples Republic (you) and the Carrierbean Union.

-Foreign Minister, Sarah Hau

[Palakistan]

The Armed Republic of Palakistan is outraged at the PEA for its unneeded assault on the Carribean. As such, we will help the Carribean repel the invasion, not because we agree with the Carribean, but because your assault upon them was unjustified.

((OOC: Do we have a map for the area? We should probably make a map.))

Our PAF has sent 40 F-16's to Carrbibean landing strips. They will conduct in shooting down the balloons. 3 PNF dolphin class 2 subs and 2 Sa'ar class 5 corvettes will escort 5 sealift ships with 6 PGF regiments and 50 Babur Cruise missiles.

The Armed Republic of Palakistan is completely wrong by support the scum Carriebeans! Once we have dealt with them, we will make sure to end the existence of Palakistan. For now though, they'll be let live.

OOC: There's a make of Carriebean that I'll put in the OP.

"Mind your manners. Palakistan doesn't agree with the Carribean, but it doesn't mean PEA gets to roll em' over with impunity for a bombing in your nation that might have been done by separatists. We will not assault your mainland, unless you do."

((OOC: Sounds good.))

[Carriebeanian union of carriebeans]

Off the coast of Carriebean, the air force had arrived. They were confident in their invisibility, and were sure that nothing bad would happen. As the first balloon reached the edge of the jungle, the general shouted out:
''Now men! Let leash hell, and make these imperialists suffer!''
The soldiers did as they were told, releasing their payloads into the jungle below. Small explosions could be seen, but they didn't know whether they had killed anyone.

Harald heard the ground shake violently as the camp sprang to life.
" all hands battlestations we are under attack!"
" yes sir!"
he hastily manned the massive turrent of the 11inch ( 280cm) cannons.
" bring up shell!" he shouted into the tube.
he didn't hear anything and so he repeated the order.
' Bring up shell!"
" AP or HE?"
"HE! set fuse for 40,000 feet!"
" yes sir."
within 5 minutes the shells came up.
" Load Shell!"
a button was pressed and 50 men came out and pushed the shell into the gun.
" make ready."
" Take Aim! elevation,45 Degrees!"
" yes sir."
within 5 more minutes the order was complete.
" fire!"
the two shells were sent upwards.

[The Peoples East Africa]

Off the coast of Carriebean, the air force had arrived. They were confident in their invisibility, and were sure that nothing bad would happen. As the first balloon reached the edge of the jungle, the general shouted out:
''Now men! Let leash hell, and make these imperialists suffer!''
The soldiers did as they were told, releasing their payloads into the jungle below. Small explosions could be seen, but they didn't know whether they had killed anyone.

Back in The Peoples City, The Supreme Almighty Unquestioned Leader had received word that an imperialist nation known as Reutoa has recognized the evil of Carriebean. He immediately began to write a response to them.

To: The Imperialist State of Reutoa
From: The Democratic Republic of The Peoples East Africa
Greetings comrade! We thank you for seeing who the true victim of this war is. We respect your decision to stay neutral, but we request you join this war in our support. All democratic nations worldwide are at risk while the threat known as Carriebean is allowed to exist.
Yours sincerely,
The Supreme Almighty Unquestioned Leader

That letter was sent to Reutoa as fast as possible, but no delegate for mediation was sent.

To: The Peoples Republic of East Africa
From: The Imperial Democratic Catholic Empire of Reutoa

Sorry Sir, But we can not enter around worthless war that could lead to the death of thousands of lives, but instead, we will send medical, Ammunition, Weapons, Food, and Military Advisors to your Nation in hopes they can be used only for defense and not for destroying Carrierbean, and Reutoa and The USA request that you send a Mediator to the Meeting between The Peoples Republic (you) and the Carrierbean Union.

-Foreign Minister, Sarah Hau

To: The Imperial Democratic Catholic Empire of Reutoa
From: The Peoples East Africa
This is a great shame. Your assistance will be thanked greatly, but we hope you'll change your mind in the future.
Your sincerely,
The Supreme Almighty Unquestioned Leader

[The Peoples East Africa]

The Armed Republic of Palakistan is completely wrong by support the scum Carriebeans! Once we have dealt with them, we will make sure to end the existence of Palakistan. For now though, they'll be let live.

OOC: There's a make of Carriebean that I'll put in the OP.

"Mind your manners. Palakistan doesn't agree with the Carribean, but it doesn't mean PEA gets to roll em' over with impunity for a bombing in your nation that might have been done by separatists. We will not assault your mainland, unless you do."

((OOC: Sounds good.))

''The threats you pose do not scare us! As the most powerful nation in existence, nothing you do could ever harm us. I hope you come to your sense and join us.''

[The Republican United States]

To: The Supreme Almighty Unquestioned Leader
From: President William Walker
I would like to invite you to negotiate a peace treaty with Carribean and Palakistan.

To: Emperor David V
From: President William Walker
I would like to invite you to negotiate a peace treaty with The People's East Africa.

To: Leader of the Armed Republic of Palakistan
From: President William Walker
I would like to invite you to negotiate a peace treaty with The People's East Africa

[The Peoples East Africa]

Off the coast of Carriebean, the air force had arrived. They were confident in their invisibility, and were sure that nothing bad would happen. As the first balloon reached the edge of the jungle, the general shouted out:
''Now men! Let leash hell, and make these imperialists suffer!''
The soldiers did as they were told, releasing their payloads into the jungle below. Small explosions could be seen, but they didn't know whether they had killed anyone.

Harald heard the ground shake violently as the camp sprang to life.
" all hands battlestations we are under attack!"
" yes sir!"
he hastily manned the massive turrent of the 11inch ( 280cm) cannons.
" bring up shell!" he shouted into the tube.
he didn't hear anything and so he repeated the order.
' Bring up shell!"
" AP or HE?"
"HE! set fuse for 40,000 feet!"
" yes sir."
within 5 minutes the shells came up.
" Load Shell!"
a button was pressed and 50 men came out and pushed the shell into the gun.
" make ready."
" Take Aim! elevation,45 Degrees!"
" yes sir."
within 5 more minutes the order was complete.
" fire!"
the two shells were sent upwards.

The men throwing the bombs were so happy doing their work, that they never though that the Carriebeans would retaliate. When they finally did, the entire fleet was caught off guard.
''What the...? Why isn't the Blood Ritual working?'' one man asked
''It must be because we're so far from The Peoples East Africa,'' another answered. ''The High Blood Gods aren't happy with us being so far away fr-''
He was interrupted by one of the shells blowing up a balloon. The shrapnel went flying, and tore 3 more balloons, killing 12 men in total.
''No! Do you see that men? That's what they'll do to all of us it we don't win this! Lets give them hell!''
The men's morale recovered thanks to that speech, and they got back to throwing the bombs.

[Reutoa]

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To: The Peoples Republic of East Africa
From: The Imperial Democratic Catholic Empire of Reutoa

Sorry Sir, But we can not enter around worthless war that could lead to the death of thousands of lives, but instead, we will send medical, Ammunition, Weapons, Food, and Military Advisors to your Nation in hopes they can be used only for defense and not for destroying Carrierbean, and Reutoa and The USA request that you send a Mediator to the Meeting between The Peoples Republic (you) and the Carrierbean Union.

-Foreign Minister, Sarah Hau

To: The Imperial Democratic Catholic Empire of Reutoa
From: The Peoples East Africa
This is a great shame. Your assistance will be thanked greatly, but we hope you'll change your mind in the future.
Your sincerely,
The Supreme Almighty Unquestioned Leader

To: The Peoples Republic of East Africa
From: The Imperial Democratic Catholic Empire of Reutoa

Again, we are greatly sorry, but, as you must understand, we are currently only wanting Peace and Unity among the International Community, and we beg of you for a last time, please send a Mediator to the Peace Meeting

-Foreign Affairs Minister, Sarah Hau

[Palakistan]

((OOC: could I be placed in modern day Panama, Costa Rica, Nicaragua, and Honduras?))

[Carriebeanian union of carriebeans]

General Kalani got up and looked outside.
" concentrate all fire on the closest targets, tear them apart!"
" yes sir!"
the 30 odd Landkruzers were a mix of Type I and type II landkruzers, he had wanted at least 1 Type III landkruzer, but he had heard of a Type IV coming into production within 6 months.
" 6 months my ass."
" what was that sir?"
" nothing, nothing, keep up the fire men!"
" yes sir."
the landkruzers continued to give the enemy hot lead and steel.
" incoming!"
he ducked down and saw a man in front get killed.
" oh ,well, keep firing men!"
" yes sir."


Carriebean City
Emperor David crumbled up the letter.
" we will never surrender, prepare the staff for a meeting."
" yes sir."

[The Peoples East Africa]

The Supreme Almighty Unquestioned Leader looking over the army ready to set sail, when the invitation for peace talks came.
''So, we've already got them on the run,'' he said to himself before reading the letter. To his surprise, the letter was from the United States. ''So, the bastion of evil wants to defend their corrupt ally.''

To: President William Walker
From: The Supreme Almighty Unquestioned Leader
Greetings comrade. I believe that peace talks are a wonderful idea! For this crippling conflict to go on any longer, is an insult to humanity. We will sent a delegate at once.
Yours sincerely,
The Supreme Almighty Unquestioned Leader

The letter was stamped, and delivered. An extremely loyal delegate, Mású Músú, was chosen to represent The Peoples East Africa. He boarded a plane minutes after being contacted for the job, and soon he flying off to Washington D.C., for the peace talks.

[Luxew]

Ilona Csonka paced the corridor, binder in hand. She was somber; her eyes were blank, and her lips still as she examined the contents of the binder, which merely consisted of poorly written communiques regarding an invasion of a nation over a bombing. To her, it was confusing. It was weird that they were able to track the culprit back to the Caribbean dictatorship, placing all blame on them, not any nationalist groups or internal dissidents. Ilona shut the binder and placed it on a table that sat abreast to her. She sighed.

Ilona walked into her office, which overlooked the main hall of both chambers of Parliament, which had been recently gridlocked. The parliament itself was a rainbow of political ideology, from Communists, Socialist, Liberals, Environmentalists, Centrists, Left-Wing Nationalists, Conservatives, Monarchists, Nationalists, Christian Democrats, Fascists, and several minute parties who held extraordinary leverage over the government despite their size. It bewildered her how nations could still persecute others based off their ideology, as it was clear to her that this was a deficient casus belli for war. They hadn't gave any evidence, nor attempted at any diplomatic negotiation. Even though she herself wasn't fond of dictatorships or monarchies, as she was a popularly-elected leader of a federal republic, she still found it unfair that a nation who was not guilty of anything be attacked, and for throngs of nations to condemn the defender. Even the evidence of their human rights abuses were faulty at best, but their obstruction of freedom of speech was slightly concerning. Yet, it wasn't nothing to war about. Ilona found it concerning that East Africa still used blood priests, which sounded less like a doctor or more like a serial killer inspired by the Aztecs.

She had been pondering a decision all day, thinking about the consequences and the fruits. Surely, this time she would have the support of the growing Communist Party, who reluctantly backed her Progressive Democratic Party after the realization of a hung parliament struck all of them. The trigger-happy nationalists, however, would probably be alienated, as the government would be supporting a far-left dictatorship. It didn't matter. The defense of the innocents truly mattered.

Ilona moved a few strands of hair behind her ear, and sighed. The world is cruel, she thought. We must take action.

To whom it may concern,
The leaders of Luxew, especially President Wilhelm Käutzer and Federal Chancellor Ilona Csonka, would like to express their great concern over East Africa's disconcerting behavior which will in the end result in the death of thousands, if not millions. This is clearly a war of aggression with little sense, and will accomplish little besides a conceited sense of joy for the East African people who believe it is truly right and just to belittle and harm nations. The world may mostly agree with It also serves as a hindrance to the world's stability, and the developing economies. East Africa's claims to be the world's greatest power is laughable and puerile, similar to that of a 7th grade bully.

We hereby condemn the nation of East Africa, and all of those who support them in their vain aggression. We hereby also agree to send supplies to Caribiean and whoever chooses to aide them in this conflict. However, we report that we can not directly help them for the time being, as we are hoping this war can be resolved in fair diplomatic negotiation.

Foreign Affairs Minister, Anton Klar

[Reutoa]

((OOC: could I be placed in modern day Panama, Costa Rica, Nicaragua, and Honduras?))

I Want Jamacia, and Texas, and some Virgin Islands