Fallout: Mothership Zeta [OOC/OPEN]

[Castle Crashers]

I'ma steal that reaction pic because that was priceless. I used to be the biggest fatass on the planet though, then I started working out and got, not exactly ripped, but strong.

I used to be fat. Then I started swimming and became a vegetarian for a year. Then I just gained muscle beneath fat. And so I remained like that.


Then I grew a foot last summer. Now I look pretty premium.

I can't gain any weight, it's almost scary.

I've had the same consistent weight for 3 years now. 105 pounds.

[Australian Antarctica]

I'ma steal that reaction pic because that was priceless. I used to be the biggest fatass on the planet though, then I started working out and got, not exactly ripped, but strong.

I used to be fat. Then I started swimming and became a vegetarian for a year. Then I just gained muscle beneath fat. And so I remained like that.


Then I grew a foot last summer. Now I look pretty premium.

Well, I don't look fat but I don't look muscular. Just large. It's odd really.

I used to be fat. Then I started swimming and became a vegetarian for a year. Then I just gained muscle beneath fat. And so I remained like that.


Then I grew a foot last summer. Now I look pretty premium.

I can't gain any weight, it's almost scary.

I've had the same consistent weight for 3 years now. 105 pounds.

Well, a girl I'm friends with has been 4'4 since first grade and has actually gotten skinnier and she eats more than I do.

[Sanabel]

I used to be fat. Then I started swimming and became a vegetarian for a year. Then I just gained muscle beneath fat. And so I remained like that.


Then I grew a foot last summer. Now I look pretty premium.

Well, I don't look fat but I don't look muscular. Just large. It's odd really.

I can't gain any weight, it's almost scary.

I've had the same consistent weight for 3 years now. 105 pounds.

Well, a girl I'm friends with has been 4'4 since first grade and has actually gotten skinnier and she eats more than I do.

Wait till you're 16-18. That's when muscle definition in guys tends to kick in. Trust me, I'm waiting patiently for that.

[Sanabel]

I used to be fat. Then I started swimming and became a vegetarian for a year. Then I just gained muscle beneath fat. And so I remained like that.


Then I grew a foot last summer. Now I look pretty premium.

I can't gain any weight, it's almost scary.

I've had the same consistent weight for 3 years now. 105 pounds.

Genetics. Considering your ancestry, I'm not surprise.

But I come from a long line of farmers.

[Australian Antarctica]

Well, I don't look fat but I don't look muscular. Just large. It's odd really.



Well, a girl I'm friends with has been 4'4 since first grade and has actually gotten skinnier and she eats more than I do.

Wait till you're 16-18. That's when muscle definition in guys tends to kick in. Trust me, I'm waiting patiently for that.

I know. I'm an incoming freshman which sucks, but I'm also like the third biggest person in the district, so no bullying.

[Castle Crashers]

I can't gain any weight, it's almost scary.

I've had the same consistent weight for 3 years now. 105 pounds.

Genetics. Considering your ancestry, I'm not surprise.

But I come from a long line of farmers.

True.
I hear you guys all talking about your muscles and I'm just like
*looks at noodle arms* *cries internally* C:

[Sanabel]

Wait till you're 16-18. That's when muscle definition in guys tends to kick in. Trust me, I'm waiting patiently for that.

I know. I'm an incoming freshman which sucks, but I'm also like the third biggest person in the district, so no bullying.

Being a big freshman is both a blessing and a curse. Most people think I'm 17, and I'm an incoming sophmore.

[Australian Antarctica]

Genetics. Considering your ancestry, I'm not surprise.

But I come from a long line of farmers.

True.
I hear you guys all talking about your muscles and I'm just like
*looks at noodle arms* *cries internally* C:

I'm German, Polish, Irish, Russian, and British, therefore...STRONK!!

Just kidding, you remind me of my best friend who can hardly lift his backpack.

I know. I'm an incoming freshman which sucks, but I'm also like the third biggest person in the district, so no bullying.

Being a big freshman is both a blessing and a curse. Most people think I'm 17, and I'm an incoming sophmore.

I'm rockin' a beard and people, including teachers, think I'm a sub.

[Sanabel]

Genetics. Considering your ancestry, I'm not surprise.

But I come from a long line of farmers.

True.
I hear you guys all talking about your muscles and I'm just like
*looks at noodle arms* *cries internally* C:

*flexes post 60 mile canoe trip biceps to reassure himself*

Waw that sucks. I dont even pay attention to it really. But coming out of spending a week with a bunch of meatheads, it is on my mind.

[Castle Crashers]

True.
I hear you guys all talking about your muscles and I'm just like
*looks at noodle arms* *cries internally* C:

I'm German, Polish, Irish, Russian, and British, therefore...STRONK!!

Just kidding, you remind me of my best friend who can hardly lift his backpack.

Being a big freshman is both a blessing and a curse. Most people think I'm 17, and I'm an incoming sophmore.

I'm rockin' a beard and people, including teachers, think I'm a sub.

I had a guy in my class with a little beard.

It was awkward. XD

[Castle Crashers]

:geek:

True.
I hear you guys all talking about your muscles and I'm just like
*looks at noodle arms* *cries internally* C:

*flexes post 60 mile canoe trip biceps to reassure himself*

Waw that sucks. I dont even pay attention to it really. But coming out of spending a week with a bunch of meatheads, it is on my mind.

Understood. And after my dance classes all I can think about is donuts. XD

[Sanabel]

True.
I hear you guys all talking about your muscles and I'm just like
*looks at noodle arms* *cries internally* C:

I'm German, Polish, Irish, Russian, and British, therefore...STRONK!!

Just kidding, you remind me of my best friend who can hardly lift his backpack.

Being a big freshman is both a blessing and a curse. Most people think I'm 17, and I'm an incoming sophmore.

I'm rockin' a beard and people, including teachers, think I'm a sub.

I got German(Alsatian+Bavarian), Slovak, Byelorussian, and Kazakh.

*high fives*
Crappy teen facial hair for the win! My mom forced me to shave my mutton chops this evening prior to going to a dinner party. I'm sad.

[Tayner]

Genetics. Considering your ancestry, I'm not surprise.

But I come from a long line of farmers.

True.
I hear you guys all talking about your muscles and I'm just like
*looks at noodle arms* *cries internally* C:

Boom, Boom, Firepower.

[Australian Antarctica]

I'm German, Polish, Irish, Russian, and British, therefore...STRONK!!

Just kidding, you remind me of my best friend who can hardly lift his backpack.



I'm rockin' a beard and people, including teachers, think I'm a sub.

I had a guy in my class with a little beard.

It was awkward. XD

I got a kid in my grade who has a beard that put's ZZ Top to shame. He's got the most baby-ish face on the planet too

I'm German, Polish, Irish, Russian, and British, therefore...STRONK!!

Just kidding, you remind me of my best friend who can hardly lift his backpack.



I'm rockin' a beard and people, including teachers, think I'm a sub.

I got German(Alsatian+Bavarian), Slovak, Byelorussian, and Kazakh.

*high fives*
Crappy teen facial hair for the win! My mom forced me to shave my mutton chops this evening prior to going to a dinner party. I'm sad.

Since it's summer I can grow mine out!

[Sanabel]

I had a guy in my class with a little beard.

It was awkward. XD

I got a kid in my grade who has a beard that put's ZZ Top to shame. He's got the most baby-ish face on the planet too

I got German(Alsatian+Bavarian), Slovak, Byelorussian, and Kazakh.

*high fives*
Crappy teen facial hair for the win! My mom forced me to shave my mutton chops this evening prior to going to a dinner party. I'm sad.

Since it's summer I can grow mine out!

Lucky you! I'm not allowed to, my mom gets pissed. Though, truth be told, it doesn't go with my haircut, (CC can imagine).

[Australian Antarctica]

I got a kid in my grade who has a beard that put's ZZ Top to shame. He's got the most baby-ish face on the planet too



Since it's summer I can grow mine out!

Lucky you! I'm not allowed to, my mom gets pissed. Though, truth be told, it doesn't go with my haircut, (CC can imagine).

I got a buzzcut so mine doesn't work well either. Well,when I'm all decked out in my surplus gear I look pretty cool, but still..

[Sanabel]

Lucky you! I'm not allowed to, my mom gets pissed. Though, truth be told, it doesn't go with my haircut, (CC can imagine).

I got a buzzcut so mine doesn't work well either. Well,when I'm all decked out in my surplus gear I look pretty cool, but still..

Like a merc.

My hair is basically my flag's. Yeah...

[Australian Antarctica]

I got a buzzcut so mine doesn't work well either. Well,when I'm all decked out in my surplus gear I look pretty cool, but still..

Like a merc.

My hair is basically my flag's. Yeah...

Not bad, not bad at all.
I'd show you a pic of me but I don't want to blind you.

[Sanabel]

Like a merc.

My hair is basically my flag's. Yeah...

Not bad, not bad at all.
I'd show you a pic of me but I don't want to blind you.

Lol that bad? Jk.


Nah, the hair just doesn't look good with huge chops. Especially scruffy plain old just not shaving there ones.

[Marsisian]

True.
I hear you guys all talking about your muscles and I'm just like
*looks at noodle arms* *cries internally* C:

Boom, Boom, Firepower.

I should call you Thunderstick from now on.

[Australian Antarctica]

Not bad, not bad at all.
I'd show you a pic of me but I don't want to blind you.

Lol that bad? Jk.


Nah, the hair just doesn't look good with huge chops. Especially scruffy plain old just not shaving there ones.

Yeah, that bad. My girlfriend even said I'm not good looking.

[Castle Crashers]

Lol that bad? Jk.


Nah, the hair just doesn't look good with huge chops. Especially scruffy plain old just not shaving there ones.

Yeah, that bad. My girlfriend even said I'm not good looking.

Wow. Now that's just mean! D:

[Australian Antarctica]

Yeah, that bad. My girlfriend even said I'm not good looking.

Wow. Now that's just mean! D:

Tried to sugarcoat it by saying "My inside makes up for it"

[Tayner]

Lol that bad? Jk.


Nah, the hair just doesn't look good with huge chops. Especially scruffy plain old just not shaving there ones.

Yeah, that bad. My girlfriend even said I'm not good looking.

She sounds like a nice girl.
Sarcasim lvl=infinity

[Australian Antarctica]

Yeah, that bad. My girlfriend even said I'm not good looking.

She sounds like a nice girl.
Sarcasim lvl=infinity

Actually is, just too honest.